/tg/ explain Dark Eldar foreplay to me.

>>54495653
It's a lot like a knife fight, in that it is in fact a knife fight.

>>54495721
A sexy knife fight.

Sexy and dangerous.

>>54495653
It's pronounced "Forkplay"

>Spar, ends at first blood
>if the man wins and doesn't decapitate the woman, they fuck and then he casts her out the next day with the garbage
>if she wins she decapitates you and feeds off your death aura
>if you tie and neither are decapitated she fucks you, then decapitates you and feeds off your death aura

>>54495721
That sounds like an ork thing if orks could reproduce sexually.

can orks rape other orks or is it like they get you, you laugh take one in the ass and wait for a chance to get the dude who fucked you in the ass or in the cooter back. Would grotz be sex toys?

>>54495764

Orks don't have dicks

Why would they, they reproduce by dying and becoming spores in the air

>>54495653
You can really feel when there is some new waifufaggot being a nuisance on the catalog.

>>54495764
>>54495777
You know, there are terrestrial species that attempt to mimic superior specimens of competing species. If they succeed in courting a "mate", that's one less reproduction of the competition.
>Ork biology adapts and mimics the genitals of their common competition
>It serves no biological purpose but can be used to rape competing species and potentially prevent reproduction

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>>54495653
Bondage, sadism, whipping, cutting, beating, and all those sorts of things.

You know, the good stuff.

Probably anything that includes adrenaline, so actually a very very wide variety of things. Which reflects the fact that they are canonically described as seeker more and more thrills and more and more intense sensations.

It's all pretty fascinating and fun to think about, if those things strike your fancy.

To be fair, those sorts of themes are in a lot of 40k erotica, and all you need to do to see this is skim the 40k /aco/ thread. Every faction has their fair share of these themes. Must be something with the setting itself. Which also of course makes sense.

>>54495653
It's the darkest, most heinous, kinkiest shit you can imagine

He takes hold of her hand and gazes deeply into her eyes beneath candle light and gently presses his lips against hers and then they embrace one another, bodies seeking each others warmth as they tug and pull at each others cloths.

The next day she shits out an egg and they put it in an autowomb, then pretend it never happened.

>>54496001
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>>54496042
Please stop and end yourself.

>>54495777
>Orks don't have dicks
They do, actually. They mostly just use them to urinate.

>>54496042
quality content anon, keep on posting

>>54496005
you forgot razorwire condoms

>>54495653
Ever see Hostel?