Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1631: That's a nice fucking drill Edition

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>>54484497
MUPPET SEX

But morally disgusting? Gilgamesh when he got the tainted grail mud dumped all over him. And I think that speaks for itself.

>>54484829
>spoiler
...I'm sorry, what?

>>54484861
It sounds like Nika had a very interesting time during Muppet Treasure Island.

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Jumpers, what is the government of your nation like? Do you just declare "I'm the absolute, eternal monarch" and call it a day or do you have something more sophisticated in place?

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>>54484861
Muppet's Treasure Island. I accidentally walked in on muppets having sex.

>>54484899
here's the thing about democracy, most people would vote for God if given the option,and there are no term limits So I keep getting reelected.

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>>54484899
I do not rule a nation of men, for I am a king of beasts.

Gif unrelated, hopefully.

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>>54484893
> It unfurls like a tiny sock.
> They do that huge open mouth grin.

Shield Infusions are just lying around Columbia. Booker finds most of his in locked rooms but it's likely they're sold in some of the stores that are closed.

>>54484919
Now you gotta tell us who!

>>54484971
That's a mental image that isn't going to scrub out.

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>>54484919
You poor thing.

>>54484958
>most people would vote for God if given the option
Not once He starts expressing opinions different from their own.

>>54484829
Never watch Avenue Q, then.

>>54484899
The first one for my empire, which has followed me throughout the ages. When I want to fit the setting I go for president of the US and have the empire on standby

>>54484829
>>54484861
>>54484893
>>54484919
I can only imagine that it involves a lot of fisting

>>54484497
Probably the Tzimsce lair in VtM:B
>>54484899
I haven't written a jump yet where I'm any kind of monarch, but I'll be doing VtR in ancient Rome, and I'll almost certainly be Ventrue or Daeva, so politics there. I was also thinking about doing Civilization and Minecraft Perhaps also a combination jump and just saying that if anyone thinks they can defy me they're welcome to try.
>>54485021
I wish God would start speaking openly. Life would be so much easier if people didn't need to think for themselves, plus it'd put the whole religious conflict thing to bed.

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If we get SJ to post this for review here, is there any reason it shouldn't go in the drive?

>>54484899
Uh, does it still count as democracy if you're using Alien Space Bat magic to ensure you're elected? Because I've got Funniest Fantasy.

>>54484899
Technically speaking, it's an absolute monarchy with myself at the head.
In actuality, it works more like a representative democracy, complete with an elected congress and appointed national judges. The only time the King/Queen flexes their authority is basically to say "No, you all are being fucking retarded. Stop it"

>>54485086
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>54485063
>easier if people didn't need to think for themselves

While this is TECHNICALLY true, a lot of people would say that invalidates the whole point of faith.

>>54485021
normally I'd agree with you but I have charisma, social manipulation and government running perks sure in the short run lost a couple of elections but considering that the majority of technological,economic, and social progress has been directly stemming from me. Most people are going to Vote for me For second place anyway with my track record and History of civic good, so with our Australia style only direct democracy I usually come out on top.

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>>54484899
I'm not comfortable with me calling the shots and the people I rule being expected to shut up and deal with it without raising objections or letting their concerns be known, so I have a democracy.

...Of course, there's a LOT of problems that can happen (To put it bluntly I feel that there's a lot of fixable flaws in American government but that's not for here), but I put effort into making sure they don't happen.

I'm just like the President in that I get the final say in matters. I have a congress of my subjects and they (Plus I, but I make sure not to have my name attached to those bills) can introduce bills and whatnot to get voted on.

Is it frustrating? A bit. Do I get everything I want ALL the time ever? Nope. But I'd rather not be it with me ruling only.


>>54484992
Kermit and Miss Piggy. I walked in on them having sex and then immediately walked out. I don't think they saw me.

>>54484899
I declate "I'm the absolute, eternal monarch"... And then let other take care of the actual governing with minimal oversight. Some of them elected officials, some spirits created specifically for this.

Meanwhile, I lounge in my cloud palace.

It's effectively much like a constitutional monarchy, since I hold little "official" power. But I could, technically, command anyone in the nation to do anything at all.


I rule more directly if I just get put in charge for a jump, like in Tropico, Stellaris, or Tyranids.

>>54484899
It's an Empire where I rule supreme, but with a bureaucracy to make sure everything runs properly and smoothly. Of course, I have to make sure it doesn't become corrupt or overly complicated/fucked up, but other then that it's actually really helpful.

>>54485086
I kind of like it. I don't know if I'd take the drawbacks as points, but it gave me a few ideas. I don't think it's meaningfully worse than alt-chain builder.
>>54485109
That's true. I just think it'd be easier if God or some similarly respected entity gave direction to mankind.
>Invalidating the point of faith
This got me a lot with Christianity. If God loves us all, why isn't he more obvious? I'd go along with a given faith if I had a shred of credibility of the divine for it. Guess I'm just faithless.

>>54485130
>squeel like a pig

>>54484992
>"We're shipmates, aren't we Jim?"
>"That's right, Kermit... shipmates."
fanfiction intensifies

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Update with a few minor fixes.

Anyway what do you think of this being the final version and uploaded to the drive?

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>>54484586
>>54484979
Yeah that's a valid point. Stuck in the notes.

Incidentally they're not sold in the stores. They're made by the Luteces directly and they're in a state of quantum flarhgunnstow which is why they flit between salts, health and shields until you decide what you need. More likely they're left in Booker's path specifically to give him a hand.

>>54484899
I'm the king, the head honcho, but it's mostly a title outside of "I can settle disputes, enact laws and act as I see fit in a governmental capacity." since I'm almost completely uninvolved with the government on the whole.

Most things from laws to budgets to holidays to various regulations and such are decided by a senate primarily composed of members from three different races that are especially adept at this sort of thing after proper training. Two of them are opinionated and (usually) sit on different sides of the fence on most things, the other third consists mostly out of mediators to keep the rest in line.

The senate also has prominent representatives from the other major races that are mostly around to make sure proper accommodations are made for them (since there's a lot of differences between races that infrastructure and building codes and whatever need to account for, including varying body types from dragons to the equivalent of gnomes). These representatives and other members of those races tend to answer to an immortal leader of that race specifically designed around being a paragon of that race that ultimately has their best interests at heart.

So, basically, you've got me at the top, the leaders of the different races, a senate primarily composed of three races and representatives from each major race constantly debating and enacting laws for the betterment of society.

I think I explained that alright.

>>54484958
So in the end..they ultimately don't have a choice in the matter. Hm.

>>54485266
Cool. Thanks!

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>>54485247
Great to me!

Im already jumping it. I love just tossing stuff onto a suit of armor and having it upgrade.

Just one question, what if we toss an ai chip into the hammerapace?

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>>54484899

>>54485173
To be fair, even in the OT where God was very much obvious and present, shit still went wrong because people are stupid. Could be that the Big Man Upstairs is trying a more indirect approach this time around. Also could be the fact that a lot of saints who did perform miracles were declared witches or heretics and then brutally murdered. I mean, Charles VII had multiple chances to save Joan of Arc, and even had the local Bishop beg him to save her, and he completely ignored all of it for...some reason. And then she got burned at the stake as a witch.

>>54485130
Oh right, and social programs are run like the ones in Denmark. My society is post-scarcity, so the only problems that we have are distribution of resources which I make sure doesn't happen.

>>54485247
What is this based on?

>>54485247
Looks good to me. Though now I feel like I should go reread the quest, remind myself of important details. So, later, I guess.

>>54485286
did you not read what I said over at >>54485129 ? I'm not some "Divine Chancellor for life" sometimes other Rando's Beat me in these elections and usually they do a Okay job,but since terms are every 10 years and I have a proven track record and its Australia style, I'm usually in charge, not always usually.

>>54485360
https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/battle-action-harem-highschool-side-character-quest-no-sv-you-are-the-waifu.15335/

>>54484653
VERY WELL. PREPARE FOR RETARDED FANFICTION. Like all wars, the Great Potato Crisis had its roots seeded in history, and many events had been leading up to the conflict in question. It was originally thought to just be a continuation of the Romance of the Infinite Kingdoms and the politics involved, but the involvement of many outside factors and factions caused the war to escalate. As the war involved multiple factions, there are many conflicting accounts of the war, many of which feature the continued insistence there was no war and such would never happen. Another source of minsiformation is that almost all the successor factions involved insist that their side won, leading to conflicting accounts of how the battles went, and many of these false accounts involve some sort of shonen power up or the use of Cosmic Energy (friendship).

The origin of the conflict was a gathering of the Jumper Council, a collective diplomatic body of Jumpers for negotiating peace and resolution of any sort of hostilities. However, the council had no real structure or ability to agree on everything, and many of the members would abuse perks to receive favoritism, nepotism, and freebies from other Jumpers. This was part of the ongoing Meta War, a cold war caused by the use of perks with a macro effect, and had created a large amount of corruption and high tensions in the council. What truly began the war is when Council Member Tyros would begin a speech about his preferred 'best girl', one of the audience members threw a potato at him as a prank. He immediately flew into a rage and threw accusations around the entire table before stabbing Princess Lilyheart in the chest. She survived this thanks to an advanced healing factor and the timely arrival of her three-headed unicorn companion Mr. Stick, but this would quickly escalate into a brawl that destroyed the Council's meeting chambers and the entirety of Finland in Universe 1056.

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>>54485247
I need to stop disappearing into the Abyss for weeks at a time, I totally missed that this was being worked on. Also, I find it hilarious that a less traumatized Anna is a drawback. Either way, fun jump!

>>54485360
A quest over on Sufficient Velocity: Battle Action Harem High School Side Character Quest, or "No, SV, YOU are the waifu!". The idea is that it's sort of your typical light novel cliche world, but the viewpoint character is the awesome ace pilot girl instead of the bland wish fulfillment dude who inevitably winds up waifuing her.

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>>54485247
Ah, also, quick question: Can the /a/ board see us looking at the /a/ board? Like, can we have a recursive "Jumper watches /a/ comment on his watching /a/ comment on the show" sort of thing? Because that sounds hilarious.

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>>54485423
Welcome back Anon Heart

>>54485423
Heeeeyyyyyy! Good to see you, Heart.

>>54485420
The conflict began as a mess of chaos and an ongoing battle that outlasted the destruction of the Council's meeting place, with no side sure about who was fighting who as chains of alliances and perks rapidly collided with each other, the most gross example of this being when the Empire of Crimson-Scarlet nearly declared war on itself in the confusion. Accusations of betrayal, corruption, NTR, and magical realming went in all directions, with onlookers attempting to exploit the conflict. After the Battle of Jupiter and the subsequent Blue Whale Agreement (named after what one of the royalist Jumper corpses resembled after taking a fatal blow) led to the creation of two major factions: The Alliance of Free Jumpers (which was mainly royalists and empires wanting to expand their dominion), and The Faggots [name was made by a group vote](independent Jumpers who wanted to either overthrow said royalists or just thought conquest builds were stupid). Thus, the Great Potato Crisis war began proper. The one who threw the potato, a Jumper who was just visiting after his first jump to Pokemon, was quoted saying 'I just threw a fucking potato, for god's sake.'

The first 'real' battle of the war (once all the infighting had settled down, see The Lilyheart Pact and The Waifu Movement for more details) would take place in Earth Not-Quite-Prime in an attempt to keep the conflict contained and to avoid drawing in yet more factions. Unfortunately, due to the Skirmish At Namek, the attention of other outside factions such as the Elder Gods and anti-Mary Sue factions like the PPC had already been brought in. Many of these factions declared Jumpers too dangerous to be allowed to continue to exist, beginning to fight both sides using gorilla warfare, while the Elder Gods would attempt to expand their own dominion.

Someone stop me

>>54485487
>https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/battle-action-harem-highschool-side-character-quest-no-sv-you-are-the-waifu.15335/
Thanks
>>54485487
Ah. So something interesting for once.

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>>54485500
>>54485508

... Damnit, now I feel guilty that I didn't bring a completed jump with me when I returned. I'm happy to be back though!

>>54485529
No one cares or wants to know about your Eldrazi fetish. Please do this at SB or QQ.

>>54485529
hey, heaven... you're on SB too, right? poke sj and tell her to post that drawback thing for review. Also, don't stop.

>>54485423
>UN loses their best combat asset
>no giant moon gun project
>setting tone remains the same
Pretty clear drawback to me.

>>54485556
Don't worry about it, mang. No harm in taking a break.

>>54484899
Pretty much the Roman Empire, though with an clear line of succession to prevent the whole debacle that caused the whole thing to fall in the first place.

That I and my successors are immortal certainly helps

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>>54484899
> what is the government of your nation like?
What would you call the Overlords from Disgaea? A monarchy? Autocracy?
Whatever it is, it's kindof like that, and if pressed for a title I actually will use the term "Overlord".
But despite all evidence to the contrary, I will actually make an attempt to make people reasonably comfortable. But I tend to put other people in charge, at the same time, because I have things to do. Lieutenants, or Sub-Kings, I guess you could say, who I usually empower to a fairly large degree, because leaders should be powerful! Often just one, but sometimes I go up to four!
And then, I tend to use a fair bit of angelic aestheticism for my rulership, so I guess... you could say I give most of the work to my Four Heavenly Kings.

But the particulars vary a bit between jumps, and oftentimes I don't have an empire at all, because looking after all that shit every jump would get really old really fast.

>>54485420
>the entirety of Finland
Ah, the truth behind the Finno-Korean Hyper war. Fascinating.

>>54485529
>The first 'real' battle of the war
To hear the veterans' quotes from that time is great.

>"Good men died protecting the honor of their waifus that day. I remember one fight - we lost the western trenches to a bunch of Touhou-fags. Spell cards and dynamite everywhere."


Good read, Heavens!

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>>54485529
>using gorilla warfare
I'm not sure if that should be guerilla warfare, or if they used actual gorillas to fight jumpers.

Both seem plausible in this stupidity.

Garrison question for Mage Tower / Spirit Lodge

Shit works by collecting waystones to find ancient ogre portal networks to connect to the Tower / Lodge, allowing for up to three such waygates to be organized. There's also Runes of Power bullshit that can spontaneously trigger for a Garrison Commander who has a Tower, but that's relatively clear-cut.

How do you people want it to work post-jump? Finding random, bullshit-out-of-nowhere waygates from ""THE ANCIENTS"", or take the opportunity to set up your own?

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how tall is the emperor?

In soul eater if you pick child of Excalibur, Great Old One of Wrath, what does gain access to the weapon table as a result mean in notes section.

>>54485317
>Just one question, what if we toss an ai chip into the hammerapace?

I would say the chip would be improved but the actual AI code would probably require you to manually change it to improve it.

>>54485489
No, but if you really wanted to I suppose you fluff it to let you post on /a/.


Well since everyone seems to approve of I'll upload it later today or tomorrow morning. Gives me a chance to go through one more time to make sure nothing is missing. I have to manually upload it right? First time jumpmaker here.

>>54485529
The involvement of the Elder Gods is what caused the formation of The Demonbane Pact, an alliance of Jumpers from The Meta War who agreed to put aside their difference to battle these foes in the background. We don't know if any of them succeeded because none of them exist anymore, yet the Elder Gods remain contained to E-level Universes (see Pocket Guide to Multiverse Layers for details).

The War would involve heavy use of time travel and various multiversal theatres, which would cause the destruction or retconning of several settings, and would have lasting effects across all of space and time. Other outside factions that were affected or participated in the war included The Justice League, Finnish veterans of the Hyperwar, and Jackie Chan (armed with a stepladder). The war originally went in favor of the Alliance until some grunt's anti-plan/scheme perks activated and caused the collapse of the entire Dragonball Front. The Faggots would then go on to make great gains in the following counter-offensive, until Blackdeath The Wicked Evil would betray the coalition and begin a civil war that lasted exactly two days before he was sniped by a cat with a rifle. The final battle of the war would occur in Prehistoric Kanto, when a Jumper had activated what he called 'The Ultimate Hyperweapon', which looked suspiciously like a paper mache version of Demonbane with potato fryers strapped to its kneecaps.
>>54485631
The answer is yes.

>>54485661
Doesn't matter. Please stop trying to push your invalid "jump".

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>>54485556
It is fine, though I wouldn't mind seeing the skeleton/wip of your current work just too see what it will look like.

>>54485247
>Notes:
>at the cost of current Impeller straight.
Strength?
Your Impeller constantly recharges though the amount it recharges and your Impeller’s total strength is determined by the number of hours synched to your Valkyrie Core.
I think there’s supposed to be a comma between “recharges” and “though”.

>>54485683
>I have to manually upload it right? First time jumpmaker here.
Yeah. It's easy, though, Google Drive is pretty convenient to use. Just right click on the Uploads page (the page itself, not the tab) and you'll get a menu for it.

>>54485661
I think 'set up your own' would work better as long as you have clear limits like that it has to be on the same plane of existence and maybe a cap of eight portals at once.

>>54485661
Valeria could do a better job on this jump.

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So is there anything else with my Wee Sing jump that you think needs to be changed. I appreciate feedback, so please let me know how things look overall.

>>54485661
Either or. Random waygates would be more amusing, but being able to just make shit would be much more useful.

>>54485666
Around 12 feet tall normally, though he can change his size/height on demand with psychic powers just like Magnus can.

>>54485247
Wait, Anna ACTUALLY forgot how to run? Gods.

Great jump, especially for the first time! Now to actually read that quest, as I was planning to...~

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>>54485661
I'd rather see it spring up random portals to interesting places, but I think it would be more useful if you could decide where to place them. Maybe just allow people to choose?

>>54485529
>Someone stop me
Please don't, this is entertaining.

>>54485661
Nobody cares.

>>54485683
To note, when asked on Discord, Avalanche mentioned that Hypervelocity Cannons aren't standard-issue for valkyries. Particle Projectors are though.

>>54485688
For a moment there I was worried the Hyperweapon was gonna be something weird.

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Besides Astolfo what other trap waifus are there?

Is there anything that would allow you to harm someone through their "avatar" like Scion (Worm) or the Eldrazi (MtG)?

>>54485678
It means that aside from just being able to transform into a holy sword, you can further customize that form using the Weapon Customization Section and the options therein.

>>54485800
>trap waifus

anon, that's not how that works.

Anon that's gay. It's gay and that's alright. Just accept that it's gai.

>>54485661
Both could work, but most would prefer being about to set up their own.

>>54485693
>>54485706
>>54485734
>>54485785
How about you stop pretending to be multiple people?

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>>54485688
No one can agree on how the battle ended because there none of the participants survived. All we know is that the battle resulted in the Potatobane pilot having a heart attack before actually activating the Multiverse Destruction Device since he had eaten about 500 fried potatos beforehand and forgot to turn his infinite stomach perks back on, the Alliance collapsing as most of the royalists died in the opening moves of the battle, and the Faggots all fought each other to either control or destroy The Ultimate Weapon before finally giving up and going home, citing 'multiplayer was a fucking stupid idea anyways.' Since then, the Potato Accord was signed, which forbade the involvement or meeting of multiple Jumpers in the same multiversal sector, and the event became a hostile meme said to retroactively erase the memories of all participants. But several people had perks for that, so it didn't really take. The Great Potato War remains as an eternal warning about how deep the Waifu Wars can go, and how a bunch of multiversally superpowered idiots can ruin everything for everyone. One person has been quoted saying, 'Well, that was stupid. I bet it'd make a really cool movie, though.'

This was dumb.

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>>54484899

>>54485661
Set up your own.

Could you wire it into other portal networks if you're setting them up at the same time?

Someone had to give you an actual response.

>>54485247
>>54483161

Are there any good jumps for getting an actual fleet of space ships?

>>54485800
Anon, it's okay to be gay. I know that it can seem frightening for some to admit that they like men when they're a man, but you'll be a much healthier person when you accept this part of yourself.

I believe in you.

>>54485871
Why do people keep posting images from this shit anime?

>>54485828
Metaverse Navigator from Persona 5, maybe?

>>54485800
Schrodinger. Schreiber. Hideyoshi.

>>54485865
>Potatobane
You owe me new ribs, Heavens.

Still want good multiplayer in my life, though.

>>54485893
One of the Dragon Balls had a thing.

>>54485086
I use it

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>>54485865

>>54485911
Would that even work on such inhuman entities? Also, not quite what I'm looking for.

>>54485775
She also basically shut down her circulatory and respiratory systems, and was running a decent chunk of her mind through Durga. How much we don't know, because she couldn't actually tell whether she was using Durga when she was playing chess.

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>>54485910
>Why do people keep posting images from this shit anime?

>>54485893
One of the Dragon Ball jumps has a fleet for purchase. Homeworld has a bunch of ships for purchase too.

SupCom can build you a fleet ridiculously fast, especially if you import a ship as your ACU/SCU.

Tyranids can get you a hivefleet of bioships.

>>54484899
The Hierarchy of Protectorate States (HOPS) is technically a theocracy, but it runs more like a constitutional empire of independent city-states, which each have their own system of internal governance. The Hierarchy itself has few "umbrella" laws that effect all the states. These which mostly concern citizenships, titles, rights, and responsibilities. Each member state is free to govern within its own borders so long as these "framing laws" are adhered to.
The Hierarch (hereafter referred to as "Jumper") is advised by a semi-official council, and handles petitions that Hiernyms (titled citizens) receive from citizens. This allows a short pipe-line for the common citizen to make the higher levels of government and society aware of their needs.

>>54485835
Anyone can be a waifu, this has long been established, especially in these threads where Worm is a thread waifu. Still gay, but Astolfo can definitely be a waifu.

>>54485865
>This was brilliant and deeply amusing.
FTFY

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>>54485910
Because they're drunk.

>>54485775
Anna's super fucked up; she got PTSD from taking a shower, cause the water droplets reminded her of tanking saturation fire from Antagonists during combat.

>>54485550
Is there an easier way to read this because that forum is just impossible on mobile.

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Do you spin attack, /jc/?

>>54485340
Yea makes sense. I guess I've just reached the point where I don't believe in anything anymore. For me, without God or objective truth, morality and the meaning of existence sort of collapsed into nihilism, ennui and apathy. I wish it weren't so.

The Hebrews/Israelites, as I recall, did some pretty dumb stuff for a God who was actually doing stuff for them, if you believe the stories. A whole bunch of the OT stories have that as a recurring problem.

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>>54485577
Not saying it shouldn't be, just that it's hilarious.

>>54485714
>Looks at current jumps
>Kubera's being overhauled yet again because fucking transcendentals.
>Hasn't really done work on any of the updates.
>Technomancer's got like, no progress.
>Banestorm REALLY needs a complete overhaul.
>Mother of Learning needs a lot of refining.

... I uh, think I'll pass. On the grounds that posting any of the WIP's would be humiliatingly terrible.

>>54485901
>>54485835
Except I don't find men attractive? Traps are the exception. They're extremely feminine young men who wear female clothes, look feminine, and act like it too.

Twinks are gay men who're little effeminate but they don't dress like females. No one is gonna confuse a twink for a female.

>>54485983
Every self-respecting ninja knows how to Izuna Drop. Those count, right?

>>54485984
>don't believe in anything anymore

That's a lot of us, isn't it? I don't even believe in myself. If I did, I wouldn't be here. Right?

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>>54485989
>>Kubera's being overhauled yet again because fucking transcendentals.

Awww, oh well you are just trying to make them the best they can be. I can wait.

>>54486000

Update to the Jorge Joestar jump to be able to import house as the house stand when?

>>54486000
I'll say it passes on a technicality.

>>54485247
Drawback based off the core-eating yandere Setsuna omake? I always liked that one.

>>54485984
It was actually a full on pattern after a while:
>God gives Hebrews awesome stuff, Hebrews are grateful
>A short while later, Hebrews turn on God because they think they know better or something
>Surprise, surprise, shit immediately goes wrong
>Hebrews come crawling back to God, begging for Him to save them
>He does
>Hebrews are grateful and loyal for a while...and then go back to doing stupid shit again
>And the cycle begins anew

Even God got sick of this after a while, and one of his prophets compared them to a cheating wife.

>>54485925
I've been reading it and some of them look fun. the weed one particularly with the cakes and candy

>>54486000
Acupucture perk for Jorge wen.

I wanna have a starting point for all that wacky shit Cars did, even if I have to figure out a way to stab people's brains just right without murdering them myself.

>>54486022
I don't think Val or I have any plans for something like that.

>>54486033
I'll take it!

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>>54485693
>>54485706
>>54485734
>>54485785

PREDICTABOL

>>54485887
>Could you wire it into other portal networks if you're setting them up at the same time?

Won't say no against it.

>>54485733
>>54485765
>>54485778
>>54485836

So allow a choice then, on that front?

>Having pre-designated waygates your Tower / Lodge can connect to will remove most of the mana cost of maintaining said portals due to using pre-existing infrastructure, but at cost of not being able to choose where those waygates are.

>Choosing where to place your portals for your Tower / Lodge to connect to will allow you greater mobility and choice, at cost of having to foot the cost of mana going into those portals.

>>54485983
I have a move based on Killer Dance from Power Stone,and a lot of weapons that automatically spin around me defensively, does any of That count?

>>54486062
Considering they might be 4Kids dubbing over the polytheistic parts of their history, back when you-know-who was a national god/war god? That might explain it.

The Luther Strode drawback Unbound and Unleashed says they are as strong as me, does that mean they will always be my equal or just as strong as me when I first pop up?

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>>54486132
Yeah, that looks like a great way to handle it.

>>54486132
Sounds reasonable and choice is always nice.

>>54485683
So... What's the usual method for people to transport cores, store them or have them ready for use?

>>54486084
Mmmm, considering Kars in the Jorge Joestar canon is also the progenitor of the Arrowheads, there's certainly a basis for it. I'll pass it by Val and we could probably talk about it later. I'm probably gonna lean towards not including since that was a Kars thing and we're likely not gonna be expanding on Ultimate Lifeform things and it doesn't fit so well as a General Perk.

>>54486143
I guess. It's an edge case.

>>54486132
>Won't say no
Neat, thanks!

>>54486221
Ah, thank you for considering it, at least.

>>54485983
I was going to say no, but then I realized that I actually do when I go non-euclidean Angel to unleash my Last Starfighter inspired Deathblossom of "I'm a fucking Angel" cross-patterned beams.

>>54485996
No one was saying Astolfo is a twink here.

Also you're fucking man and enjoying it, still. That makes you gay or at least bi.

>>54485891
Humanity hasn't found an upper limit regarding processing capabilities of Valkyrie Cores. A single Core is used to run arcologies each filled with millions of people. Some of larger arcologies have population of like 30 million or more.

Anna is capable of offloading a bunch of her mental process to Durga to a degree beyond other experience Valkyrie pilots. If the quest was at a -5 tone level her mind would have been completely uploaded to her Frame.

>>54485724
Thanks

>>54485793
I was basing your equipment off of what Koujirou had since as a Jumper you're a Main Character even if you don't take that background.

>>54485775
>>54485932
>>54485971
What they said.

>>54486059
I'll think about it but probably unlikely.

>>54486211
I'm assuming your talking about pilots and their specific Core. Either they stay synced which means the Core is sort of absorbed into the body or they keep it in a pouch or pocket on their person.

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Have a surprise WIP for you all.

Night in the Woods!

>>54486272
but muh feminine penis

muh athenian relationships

muh boytoys arent gay

>>54484899
A Theocracy, with myself and my Companions serving as the Gods of the State Pantheon. Priests hold positions of power, serving as Exemplars of the beliefs and philosophy I espouse, which includes obligation to the common people who lack the dedication or will necessary to become full Priests.

>>54486291
>I'm assuming your talking about pilots and their specific Core.

I was thinking more about the logistics side of things, actually. The cores have to get to the pilots (in training) before they're actually pilots somehow.

I'm absolutely not thinking of raiding whatever transport/storage is going on to steal further examples for reverse engineering in my warehouse or anything.

>>54486272
>>54486314
Are reverse traps gay?

>>54486314
>muh boytoys arent gay

Not the other anon, but I can say with absolute confidence that it wouldn't be gay if I did have any boytoys.

>>54486272
I'll weigh in here and argue that because traps are 2d and therefore unrealistic it doesn't make you gay. Maybe a little bi but that's it.

I've seen videos of real life traps and they do nothing for me while 2d traps are my fetish.

>>54485420
>>54485529
>>54485688
>>54485865
You tell the best storytimes Heavens.

>>54486350
You mean tomboys?

You know how yo know if something is gay? Answer this question.

Does it have a penis?

>>54486395
But futa isn't gay.

>>54486334
They're stored somewhere. There's probably a stash at each academy while the rest are probably stored at a bunch of other military facilities to prevent total loss in case of Antagonist attacks.

>>54486303
oh boy i cant wait to be a fucking magic hobo and show these murderous cult cunts what a real old god is

Also someone's gonna complain that Drop-In isn't free at some point.

>>54486350
Of course. Anything I think is gay is gay, so Traps, Reverse Traps, Harem, futa, all of it is gay. Anything I think of adding after the fact is also gay.

>>54486263
No problem dude.

>>54486350
Is the reverse trap with a woman? Gay. Are they with a man? Not gay. As far as I know, most traps and reverse traps don't really identify as the opposite gender, they just dress and act differently because they dig it. A reverse trap is basically a lady bro in that case.

>>54486418
Does it have a penis?
Yes?
It is gay if a man fucks it.

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>>54486431
Yeah, I know. But the perks for Drop-Ins have a noticeable boost in power over the rest, so I feel like it's justified.

Go be the best Old God you can be. I want to feel their minds breaking from here!

>>54486418
>>>/trash/

futashits go, stay fucking go, stop trying to fuck up jumps, stop trying to fuck up /d/, stop pretending to be victimized because you keep shoving your fetish in to fucking every god damn thing you can.

just

go

YES I AM SALTY.

Is a Double Trap to the square Gay?

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What are some good magic into tech perks?

>>54486418
Futa is always gay.

Two people, each with a penis, is gay.
Two people, each with a vagina, is gay.

It's fine if you're gay. Just don't lie to yourself about it.

>>54486486
The hell is a double trap? Like someone you think is a convincing trap and has exaggerated feminine mannerisms but was actually a woman all along? I. . .think that's straight, but if you went into the relationship hoping for it to be a guy then the sentiment is gay???

>>54486505
What about two people, only one of which has a penis, but both have breasts?

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>>54486438

>Putting reverse traps on the level of traps and futa

>>54486494
MGLN and Fate/Extra. The latter let's you convert entire magic systems, given time, but the former still seems pretty good.

>>54486494
Nanoha

>>54486527
I say less gay than watching a guy and a girl have sex.

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>>54486477
>Your fetish is contaminated with Futa and scat
I understand your pain anon

Can someone tell me how affinity work?
In world seed

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>>54486395
Reverse Traps would be females that look & act like dudes. Basically if Traps are pre-op MtF, then Reverse Traps are FtM.

Like this picture here. He's a transman (FtM).

>>54485834
So we don't get some extra CP to spend in Weapon Customization and discount.

In the new Soul Eater, the candy item should be Halloween Year Round not Year Around

>>54486596
Discounts and freebies are present, you do not get extra points though. Your default form is already strong.

Brainstorming for spy kids.

Spy kid.
Spy parent
Spyentist (scientist)
Maybe two origins based on villains?

What's drop in based on? Or just have drop in be available to all?

>>54486549
It's like

If they weren't forceful about shoving futa into something, I'd be alright with it. I don't judge beyond that, yknow?

>>54486625
Added to the list of minor text updates, thanks.

>>54486627
Not him but, as a Wrath Fragment can we turn into a Death Scythe like the normal weapons can?

>>54486590

He looks like my Dream Daddy.

>>54486642

Why does in the Jorge Joestar jump do you spell Kars as Cars?

>>54486648
Nah, since you're not a Demon Weapon. Excalibur was what inspired the design/creation of Demon Weapons. As his progeny/something like him, your weapon form is by default stronger and more complete.

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>>54485027
I know this is mega late but listen, at least with Avenue Q I voluntarily CHOOSE to watch it. I know the muppets are gonna fuck on stage. I can be prepared for it.

But see, I walked in on Miss Piggy and Kermit fucking because I wanted to ask Kermit for something and I saw them. I couldn't prepare for it, I saw Kermit's frog dick out and proud. That image is burned into my mind to this day. You don't forget it what Kermit's dick looks like. You just don't.

>>54486428
you're on sv. poke sj and tell her she's been summoned to the show.

>>54486692
SJ's on SB not SV. Space Battles not Sufficient Velocity. SV is SB's bastard child, full of autists too autistic for the other autists.

>>54486553
Basically you need to first find an element (the difficulty varies with the element, air is the hardest of the "basic" ones because it's everywhere, and to even be able to percieve time the MC had to sit a hundred years in a field that accelerated time by a few million times). Then you need to pretty much cycle it through you by taking in the relevant mana and expelling your own (I think, that was explained way back in the first chapters). Doing that will raise your affinity for that particular element. At 5% you can make an elemental seed for it, and at 10% you can passively cultivate it as long as that particular element currently exists near you. Or, if you've got the cash, you can just buy an elemental seed and plop it into your mouth. Bam, elemental affinity gained. It'll take a long while though to reach 100%. The protag had a combo of two cheat items that allowed him to cultivate passively extremely fast, and even then it took him about 5-6 years to reach the high nineties.

Been a while though since that stuff has been mentioned in the story, so I have missed something. Someone else could probably explain it better.

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>>54486655
Implying this isn't your dream daddy.

>>54486683
Alright thank you, was just curious since it was not mentioned whether or not we would.

>>54486667
That's how Val says his name and she did the writeup for the Jump. I always assumed it was different in Australia or something, I dunno.

>>54486765
No problem dude.

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>>54486303
Woo!

Is the Broforce Jumpmaker around?

>>54486759
Brian best dad. He's big and soft and perfect for cuddles.

>>54486505
Reminder that if the percentage of dicks in any given relationship is greater than 50%, that relationship is officially gay.

One dick and one nondick: 50%, therefore straight.
One dick and two nondicks: 33%, therefore straight.
Two dicks and one nondick: 66%, therefore gay.
Two dicks and three nondicks: 40%, thus straight.
No dicks and two nondicks: 0%. Gay, but hot enough that it doesn't matter

>>54486291
>I was basing your equipment off of what Koujirou had since as a Jumper you're a Main Character even if you don't take that background.
Didn't Koujirou have a sword and MYSTERY EQUIPMENT because his core is an MC core, and then he stuck a couple guns in there?

>>54486635
I can imagine villain origins. First guess is one based on planning and masterminding and another being based on the actual tech used to do stuff. But I haven't watched those movies in a long fucking time.

I'd personally like to see the game and time tech from the latter movies, not-great as they were.

Just having Dropping-In as a choice for all background could work. You could also base Drop-In on the more meta/disjointed stuff. Like how the fourth movie ends in a 4th wall break. Or the unexplained skeleton pirates in the Island one.

>>54486830
What if I have three dicks and my girl has none?

>>54486830
So hermaphrodite on hermaphrodite is straight, then? Two penises and two vaginas, that's still a 50% ratio.

>>54486830
>girl with harem of guys
>guys don't fuck each other
>end up with more dicks than nondicks
>gay
2/10 system needs work

>>54486877
math checks out.

>>54486843
Kouji didn't add weapons, he just unlocked more than the halberd, which was what was available by default. He's theorized to be using an unregistered 300 frame, since he's the "Protagonist".

>>54486830
What if my dick is a quantum existence, therefore it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time?

>>54486864
Still gay. Also, you should go to the doctor. I hear they have creams for that nowadays

>>54486877
Yes, it's straight. Fucked up, but still straight

>>54486303
Tell me of the waifus.

>>54486936
What sources are you using that you hear about three dick cream?

>>54486877
Hermaphrodites can't be gay.

>>54486965
The internet

>>54486303
Disappointingly generic and boring, as usual.

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Do you fit a conventional MMO party role? DPS/Tank/Healer, that sort of thing? What about your companions?

>>54486995
Disappointing buzzwords with no meaning, as usual.

You're all over complicating this.

> Feminine person attracted to feminine person= gay

>Masculine person attracted to masculine person=Gay

>Masculine person attracted to feminine person= straight

>Differently gendered person attracted to other Differently gendered person= gay

>differently gendered person Attracted to binary gendered person= straight

Sex is gay.

>>54487030
You fuck a sentient, gas-oozing tumor with bloodsucking tick parts

You don't get to have a say in this.

>>54487030
As always, you're fucking wrong and need to go suckstart a shotgun

>>54487044
>Sex = USELESS

FTFY.

>>54487057
It can restore mana.

>>54486932
Obviously, you would be quantum gay. Both gay and straight at the same time.

>>54485086
This feels way to meta for me. If we co-opted it all Jumpmakers would have to balance jumps around it.

>>54487018
I'm pretty sure that if I were part of an MMO at this point, I'd be a raid boss.
As would my Companions.

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Jumpers, what is the title of your Villain Song?

>>54487018
Jumpers are event bosses.

>>54487154
>implying even a few of the jumps we have are properly balanced.

>>54486758
did it ever explain what does other percent do?
like 15% 20% or 50%?
or is it just that 5 and 10 that are unique

>>54487154
>>54487211
What does balance even mean in a single player game of pretend?

>>54487207
Cucking Your Waifu

>>54487154
Why? It's pretty generic. Just ignore it when designing your jump and let the jumper worry about it. It still uses whatever a jump's own drawback limit is for the jump drawbacks and the chain drawbacks are essentially the same as Alt-Chain's pnealties.

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>>54486950
You'll just have to wait until I flesh out the Companion section. Everybody should be getting about half a page to a full page each.

Mae is a shit who needs to learn to grow up, but kind starts taking the first steps during the course of the game.
Bea is awesome but being crushed by responsibilities forced upon her by the death of her mother and slow decline of her father.
Lori wants to become a monster and make horror movies for a living, but she's 14 so you're gonna have to wait a bit.
Lori is the best.

>>54486995
Don't make me start quoting movies at you again, you silly goose.

>>54487207
From my last chain? Probably "Friends on the Other Side" considering just how many soul-based powers and magic Jumper had accumulated by the time I stopped writing it.

>>54487154
It's an optional supplement. Why would people have to do anything to balance around it?

>>54487018
Wildcard switching between all other roles freely

>>54487049
she's a shape shifter. She is whatever She wants to be
>>54487207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY

>>54487223
It's when you can stand on things and not fall off.

>>54487154
>Way to meta
That's the point
>Need to balance around it
Anon, there is no way to balance anything outside of making it viable a first jump

>>54487207
Emperor's New Clothes

>>54487211
>>54487223
>samefagging this hard

And it means while writing up their jumps a Jumpmaker doesn't need to consider the amount of CP a jumper might have from it. Like if it allowed for an otherwise impossible purchase like getting all the True Magics in Fate that would be something the Jumpmaker would have to consider.

I may just be kneejerking a bit at letting something touch the CP of other jumps.

>>54487258
>Anon, there is no way to balance anything outside of making it viable a first jump
Do people not do that?

Anybody screaming about balance is Red.

Ignore it, the supplement is fine as is.

>>54487293
>accusations of "samefagging this hard"
Jeeze, what a great way to make people stop taking you seriously.

>>54487298
I agree. Do we actually have to wait for SJ to show up or can we just snag it for the drive?

>>54487331
Yes, we don't put things on the drive unless the author posts them here. Full stop.

>>54487293
Alt-Chain has a CP banking rule and I'm fine with that. THis is virtually the same thing.

>>54487348
Does anyone know SJ well enough to ask her to come over and post it? One of the namefags who luirks over there?

>>54487207
"Don't make me do this."
It's about a villain pleading with a hero not to do certain things. "Please, don't attack my tower, do not kill my guards, just walk away and leave me be in peace!" Then part two kicks in with the smug, and it's all "I hate to have to do this to you, but you've forced my hand. It's really quite unfortunate for you that I''ve made plans." and details the way various traditional heroic attempts fail as the villain outsmarts and prepares ahead of time. Part three changes the tone, and it's all, "Please! Just give me an excuse! I'll gladly give you all of the rope you need to tie a noose!"

>>54487352
Alt-Chain, however, isn't on the drive. Though it'd be nice if we had a "homebrew" folder or something. People put their write-fagging on the drive with all the house-rules that entails, so putting the rules themselves on there with the understanding they're not the default way things work could be nice.

>>54487391
>People put their write-fagging on the drive
And then it gets deleted by some other faggot.

The writefagging folder is pretty much useless.

>>54487207
I Didn't Mean To Break That, a song all about being the "villain" through the unintended consequences of not minding my own business.

>Chorus: I didn't mean to break that, but it was pretty funny. It only took a tap and, you must admit it, honey. I made it look so charming when I brought it crashing down! But if you need it fixed, well then I guess I'll stick around.

>>54487404
I thought the permissions were changed to prevent this?

>>54487207
"You Can't Stop Me!"

It's a villain song sung to the tune of "You Can't Stop the Beat", with the lyrics instead bragging about how powerful I am, how there's no way anyone can stop me, and about all the evil things I'm going to do now that my plans are in motion.

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>>54487018
>>54487207

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H841uTdr5S0

>>54487492
>internet boy-band crap
No. Stop.

>>54487220
Not really, no. It could go either way desu. At the very least, you'd probably gain some new benefit at 100%, but with the recent developments (and the fact that the story is ending shortly), we'll never see that.

>>54487522
stop shitposting the thread day in and day out first.

oh wait.

you won't.

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>>54487522
I'll see your argument and counter with THIS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTBhg7Q8Sx0

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>>54487298
This. She's just salty that we BTFOed her about how her fancanon for her jumps is bullshit, and is trying to shitpost.

Always ignore Red.

>>54487540
Oh, I'm sorry, did I "trigger" you? I almost thought we were on 4-Chan for a moment, and could express disagreement without being a "shitposter".

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>>54487522
You must suffer as we suffer.

>>54487570
>using the He's Right jpg to prop yourself up

Go back to /b/.

>>54487560
Why haven't you made a Lucky Star jump yet?

>>54487608
Because she still hasn't finished Five Nights at Freddy's WHICH SHE REALLY NEEDS TO DO!

>>54487570
>using Morgan Freeman with your shitposting

God I want you to choke on your own vitriol.

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>>54487608
Because someone else told me they were already working on it.

>>54487626
I'M TOTALLY WORKING ON IT.
KINDA.

I'M SORRY I'M SO BAD AT THIS ANON.

>>54487570
Huh. No wonder OAA refuses to go back to the IRC. Your dumb shit has probably made it unbearable to be in there.

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>>54487643
>Spoiler
You know what you must do.

>>54487643
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY! I WANT MY MURDER ROBOT FRIENDS SO BADLY!

>>54487651
What else can you expect from one of Valeria's fanboys.

>>54487560
I'm going to need to become an expert in cooking egg based meals so I can sing this song myself. I already have the mad science part down, so I'm good on that.

>>54487643
>spoiler
When?!

>>54487675
This. Valeria has ruined jumpchain forever.

Remember when this place used to be okay to hang out in?

... Wait, was that ever a thing?

>>54487729
People remember the bad times more than the good times. We've always had lots of bad times, but there's also been plenty of good times.

>>54487729
Maybe.

>>54487675
>>54487698
Not everything is a Valeria plot, you idiots. Red just sucks that much.

>>54487729
It still is if you ignore the screeching of one asshat.

>>54487729
It was decent when I first got here. It's still mostly decent, there's just one guy constantly screeching about something.

>>54487729
I think the shitposters used to be slightly less transparent, and you could express a positive opinion without the guarantee of it being used to insult one person or another, but the shitposting has always been here, unfortunately.

>>54487746
>he says, struggling to throw off the shade he's cast on Val because of his own bullshit.

>>54487729
It's still okay if you ignore the obvious shitposting. Which, let's be honest, isn't that hard to do. Like, this is bottom-of-the-barrel level trolling, right now.

>>54487729
Just remember, anon.

At this point, the group of assholes trying to make this place worse are PREDICTABOL.

>>54487782
>spoiler
Was...was that a pun?

>>54487746
>ignoring how Valeria is responsible for most of our problems
And of course, there's her man-bitch who constantly tries to downplay her bullshit.

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>>54487678
I may or may not have sung this song in my underwear while making breakfast for Doctor Eggman in Sonic Jump, and then subsequently dismantled Orbot when he tried to record it.

>>54487679
I don't know? It was a few months ago when they mentioned it. I'm pretty sure they have other projects they're working on, though.

>>54487664
I'm sorry, anon! The hardest part is writing the fluff.

Though I take solace that it's still coming along faster than Black Crusade.
Shots fired! Oh man!
No but I love Red, she's awesome. Shitposters gonna shitpost and all that.

>>54487729
Yeah, that was like a couple months ago before school was out.

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>>54487793
I'd say more of a reference.

>>54487207
"Fuck Bitches, Get Munitions"

>>54485989
I like what you've got cooking. Is there any priority list here, or any jumps that stand out as what you want to get done first?

>>54487800
>>54487761
Not everything is politics or namefag popularity contests. I can call Red a whiny shitbag without trying to make it some kind of VS battle stupidity.

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>>54487839
>Good morning, Doctor! I made you breakfast!
>Ah, thank you, Konata. Oh, eggs! My favourite!
>Glad you like it, sir!
>Say, have you seen Orbot this morning?
>Um...
>*Konata nervously hides a dismantled Orbot behind machinery*
>...no?

>>54487729
Not in the year and a half that I've been here

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[Saga Frontier]

Drawback: Prejudice (1100)

Rolled Scrap

Mystic, Mage (800)

Gift: Realm Magic (Free)
Gift: Mystic Magic (Free)
Gift: Rune Magic (700)
Gift: Light Magic (500)
Gift: Space Magic (200)
Deep Cover Assignments (0)

From what I gather-the main plot is one man's very determined effort to make one girl's life completely, utterly miserable. All in order for her to hulk out until she becomes God, because apparently the secret recipe for Ultimate Lifeform in 1/3 JRPGs is an immortal with a human's capacity for change.

Several of my companions took exception to Aselius' predicament. The minute Samus set foot in the Bio-Research Lab, something important deep inside exploded. I'm not even sure if she actually shot anything, it just seems to happen when she gets pissed enough at Evil Science these days. Then Shyvana kicked Ciato out of a skyscraper, and ate him on the way down. I was still wondering what the heck was going on when Lilith came in wearing Orlouge's skin as a scarf, and dragging the rest of him on a meat hook.

Which left me to ask the very confused would-be perfect being what she wanted out of the whole debacle. She just wanted to be normal, and cuddle with her lesbian rogue harem escapee. A few blood transfusions later, and that was that.

I went travel-adventuring for a while after that. Ended up healing a world and clearing a rogue agent's name, but mostly I opened up a barbershop as an excuse to investigate how the heck everyone in this reality keeps their hair so fabulous.

>>54487759
>you could express a positive opinion without the guarantee of it being used to insult one person

I like stuff!

>>54487839
>writing the fluff

I want to confirm this is true, but I'm not gonna lie: Thinking up what kind of perks would even be fitting in American Gods is it's own hellish torture chamber of flimsy dream logic and good intentions.

>>54487839
Black Crusade never.

>>54486303
Why is Drop-In 100CP?

>>54484899

Even with perks, running my Saiyan Empire from Stellaris still takes up a lot of time.

It's a constitutional monarchy set up so that I don't have to be there 24/7. The most powerful and most trusted officials in my government basically run things when I'm not around.

>>54488085
Because the perks in the other trees are all worthless.

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>>54488085
Please see >>54486467.

>>54487839
I believe in you Konata and your ability to fluff!

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>>54488085

GOTTA PAY SO YOU DON'T GET YIFFED ANON

>>54487678
Three Star Gauntlet has the Eggman perk which makes you a masker of cooking eggs.

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Alright, I need some help here anons. Which jumps have booze in stock? Preferably wide varieties or rare treats. Anything that stands out from the rest? Sold as items or otherwise, direct me to the alcohol.

>>54487991
>Thinking up what kind of perks would even be fitting in American Gods

Power/Divinity by way of the belief of mortals. Domains based on the nature of that belief. "Backstage" access. a little black book of Other Gods.

Con artist perks. Something to insert a Companion as a pivotal figure in an opposing faction. a perk allowing you to choose your afterlife when you die. The ability to eat people with your vagina.

A World-Tree sapling, Water of Life, Unlimited Ham. A Classic Car, a God-Killing Sword. a really appealing all-white community of devoted and well armed nationalists.

>>54487698
If it's ruined forever, when can we expect you to defenestrate yourself to escape?

>>54486467
If the perks for Drop-In are better than the perks for the other backgrounds, then they should cost more, rather than being available for the same price as any other non-chosen background's perks of the same tier.

>>54488202
loT, exalted infernals,toriko,VA-11 HALL-A

>>54486667
>>54486771
Novel actually writes it as Cars I believe, so I got into the habit of saying it that way too.

>>54488199
Many thanks, anon.

>>54488148
This >>54488267 .

Unless the origin is inherently beneficial, then it should cost the same. Otherwise, you should buff or nerf perks as appropriate.

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>>54488267
That's essentially what I did by making Drop-In cost CP. I can always increase it if you don't think it's enough.

>>54488325
No, that's not a solution. Under what circumstances would anyone choose the power to be a douchebag and have the people closest to you (who should already know you're actually decent) think you're not over being able to show them your experiences so they know firsthand, among other things? Or be able to make friends with everyone but the people you normally wouldn't be able to make friends with? The perks themselves need to be adjusted, whichever way you feel is appropriate.

>>54488170
Who is that? The character I mean not the person.

>>54488325
>making Drop-In cost CP.

I wasn't aware following Crux' example was a good idea.

>>54488325
No, you've only increased the cost of the discount, not the perk itself. It costs the same amount of CP for a Local to buy a Drop-In capstone or a Hooligan capstone, but according to you the Drop-In capstone is inherently better, meaning it isn't a fair choice. If you think they're significantly better than priced, I'd suggest bumping Just a Place for weird animals to eat and have babies in, Is That An Arm, You've Got a Dark Spot in You, and I think I met God up a tier each, giving Drop-In only one 100CP perk and a single 800.

>>54488325
Alternatively, you just want to force people who don't share your fetish to pay a CP tax.

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>>54487921
Really want to finish Kubera, simply because it's been annoying me so long (And also, Vedic mythology settings are cool and we need more of those). Banestorm and Technomancer are two settings that I want to get done for the, well, settings. Mother of Learning's low priority simply because the story itself isn't done yet, and the jump's going to stay incomplete until the story's done either way. The Updates are probably also high priority, mainly Anima and a revamp of Baten Kaitos Origins that I want to do (mainly imaging and expansion, like how Neptunia got rewritten), but those are kinda... eh in terms of priority. Also occasionally tinkering with stuff for Practical Guide, but now we just got the fairies, and the setting's going full tilt with revealing Aspects, so I might wait on that one a bit.

>Soul Eater update

>Be Fragment of Fear, take the Master your Madness perk so your fear doesn't control you
>Asura's actions were motivated by his own fear
>Be a Meister with a partner who has Death Dealer
>Asura was terrified of dying, and you're swinging around the one person that can kill him
So, his own son has, in a way, advanced farther than him and has something that terrifies him.

I kind of like this just for how much your very existence must be pissing off the final boss.

>>54488280
Ooooh. I must have tuned it out.

Is there any reason to take Kage in Bastard!! if you have Bushin from Soul Eater and vice-versa?

>>54488478
>Vedic mythology settings are cool and we need more of those
Agreed.

>>54488325
Think of backgrounds/origins as perks. If the background on its own doesn't provide more benefit than the other backgrounds on their own, it shouldn't cost more.

The perks themselves should be priced according to their own benefit relative to the others on offer - If a perk is objectively better than the others, it needs to be bumped up.

Discounts should be the last thing you're looking at, rather than the first balancing point.

>>54487207

"Welcome to My House"

Digs telling someone about how he has people in every corner of the world, and can make money and livelihoods dance to his song
More or less just recounting how his eyes, ears, and fingers can be anywhere the shadows fall

>>54488485
>killing Asura
Wait, what. But...but Asura CAN'T be killed. That's kind of the point of him being a Great Old One. Even Death could only seal him away, not truly kill him.

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>>54488383
People like all kinds of perks. I'm making them to suit the setting and the characters within it, not to fill a need in the Chain.

>>54488408
The little voice, remember? Just imagine for a moment that you have one. Now, what would it be saying about Chel?

>>54488414
I never said the Drop-In capstones were better, simply more powerful than the slice of life stuff in the other trees due to being unusual and unique effects. I don't think they're significantly better myself and like the other trees more.

And no, I'm not bumping anything up to the 800 tier. That's a silly tend that has no real basis in anything.

>>54488428
Actually, everyone is going to be forced to enter my magical realm. Drop-In doesn't prevent you from getting furred or feathered.

It's the Drawback "Stop Whining" that does that.

>>54488545
Don't talk to me like this is my first Jump.

>>54488568
>"Stop Whining"

Fuck you.

>>54488568
>It's the Drawback "Stop Whining" that does that.

but what if we just want a different magical realm, to be a human fucking furries? how do we get that? It's not transgressive enough for me if we're both beasts

>Lori Meyers (200 CP, Drop-In Discount)

Did she used to live upstairs?

>>54488568
>I don't think they're significantly better myself
If the perks aren't significantly better, then why are you charging more to get a discount on them? Either the Drop-In perks are in some way superior to the other lines' perks, or they should not cost more than them.

>>54488568
>Don't talk to me like this is my first Jump.
First, chill.
I was offering opinion and suggestion. This is, last I checked, the entire point of posting jumps to be viewed before they go on the drive.
It's up to you whether you follow or ignore the suggestions.

>>54488561
Welcome to the land of perks and bullshit anon. The land of perks, and bullshit.

>>54488643
>>54488654
Don't try to argue with an SBer, anons. You'll get nowhere, eventually get tired of their bullshit, and they'll leave thinking they'd won.

>>54488654
The point of posting jumps is so that namefags can suck the author's cock about how awesome the jump is. Offering respectful suggestions with logical reasoning provided is just shitposting.

>>54488556
are you on sb? can you tell sj-chan to come over so we can talk to her about her supplement?

I'm reminded the only fucking reason I'm still here is because of life hitting a god damn dead end.

Why the fuck is Timmy so active recently? He's like every other post.

>>54488758
It's summer and he has nothing else to do with his time. That's basically it. This is his whole day.

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>>54488654
Sorry. I read tone into your comments that clearly wasn't meant.

I don't believe the perks require any point balancing at this point. The 100 CP to buy into the Drop-In perks feels appropriate to me. If someone wants to shell out 600 CP to buy one of the capstones as another Origin, they're welcome to do so.

I feel that making the Drop-In perks cost more overall would incite more rioting than the 100 CP at the beginning would.

>>54488643
Please read the first part of that sentence you are responding to.

>>54488636
Probably not. The houses by the tracks sound like fairly lower-end from what we hear in the game. Most likely a single story. But she does sit on the roof a lot.

And dreams of murder.

>>54488202
Binks' Brew from One Piece. Gets you drunk and triggers bittersweet flashbacks.

>>54488801
How fucking pathetic is this guy that his entire life is shitposting in /jc/? In our shitty little corner of the internet, not even one of the good generals?

>>54488851
generals move too fast for his pea brain to follow.

>>54487991
Odin's collection of runes, an important location/roadside attraction that has similar importance in other settings, perks to do single man cons, perks to do two man cons, a 'really long con' perk, a perk to pull coins (or other things) out of thin air (or the warehouse given they actually came from somewhere), maybe even something to set-up/stop wars.

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Have you ever BEEN a clown, /jc/?

>>54488561
That's why the Death Dealer customization would freak him out, because it would make someone the one being in the setting who can put him down.

>>54488807
>I feel that making the Drop-In perks cost more overall would incite more rioting than the 100 CP at the beginning would.

I doubt it. That's how drop-in used to be sometimes. Though, mostly it was just "discount instead of free" for first perk.

altering the perk pricing harms less than charging a premium for dropping in. You don't HAVE to take a whole perkline, but you can't jump in unencumbered by a lifetime of memories without going drop-in.

I say this as someone who's gone drop-in to avoid being a native and then paid full price for entire other perklines before.

>>54488906
It's not the jumpmaker's job to accommodate your jump-style, mate.

I don't even have a dog in this fight.

>>54488889
Neither of the exits from the center actually lead anywhere. That's a bullshit maze.

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Okay so THIS IS NOT DONE. Still need to fluff companion options and add OC companions, make an index with a list of canon Gashats, and make the proper ending text. But this is a mostly-jumpable WIP for anyone who wanted to cut right to it.

If there's any glaring errors or anything we've missed beyond that, holler or shitpost in my general direction.

>>54488807
You're contradicting yourself. You say that the Drop-In needs to cost more because it's perks are "more powerful" but that the perks themselves are not "significantly better" and thus don't need to cost more.

Either "more powerful" perks require a higher cost despite not being "significantly better", in which case increase the cost of the perks instead of the background, or it's fine for two options that cost the same despite one being "more powerful" as long as that power doesn't make something "significantly better", in which case there's no need for the background cost.