This was on my porch this morning.

>>54479392
>Is it gonna try to eat my cat?
Many beasts are known to become friends if raised together, so you might be fine. I'd be more concerned about taking advantage of its inevitable tendency to kidnap virgins and princesses. That thing's going to be the ultimate chick magnet someday.

>>54479433
Really? That might not be the worst thing, but how big are we actually talking here, like bigger than my car kinda big? I have an old subaru legacy for reference. Also, what does it eat, mostly meat?

>>54479556
Treat it as a large dog for the purpose of feeding. It will grow past that eventually but by then its wings should be working and it will start supplementing its diet by hunting pigeons, foxes and the occasional hobo.

>>54480036
We do have a lot of hobos here.

Take it to the cleric.

OP here, i let it in not too long ago. It's really curious about my place. Cat seems a bit wary of it right now, but she isnt being territorial yet.

This might not be too bad.

Oh, i've heard something about hoarding, i think, does that just mean it is going to need a pile of coins or something to sleep on? Not quite sure how that works.

>>54479392
Feed it popcorn.

>>54479392
What do you plan on naming it OP?

>>54480569
oooo... bad call. you will never get rid of it now.
it will totally eat your cat.
shoulda left it alone. if you are lucky its mother won't come looking for it. Ever see a mama bear protect its cubs? same thing.

>>54480083

not for long.

>>54480569
Try going to a strip club. Sounds crazy, I know, but people will think it's interesting and throw money at it. Great way for it to start it's hoard

>>54480569
Just give it a quarter. Make sure to hand it over slowly so it realizes it's money. The thing will sleep on top of it, and then try to find quarters where it can.

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>>54479392
If it keeps showing up, and starts bringing friends, I'd keep the cat inside until they leave.

>>54479392
That's a tangerine dragon. Stick it in the juicer and you'll have 1oz of the finest orange juice you'll ever taste.

hey, OP my father raised little guys like these before, just be careful because they grow big if you live somewhere that doesn't have access to woodlands or large areas of plains i'm afraid it'd probably be best to have him adopted by a registered charity
suburban areas are pushing it i'd say you'd be more than likely to b dealing with angry neighbours when it goes charging through their fence for the nTH time

As an update, it's curiousity led it to my change jar. Knocked it off the counter and is sleeping in the pile of change. It and the cat are getting along surprisingly well, the cat was even trying to play some earlier.

Not sure about a name though. I may take suggestions in a bit.

>>54482751
Ah, luckily i have a state/national forest close by, so the neighbors shouldnt be a problem for a little while. I hope.

>>54479392
Start taking down the curtains now, before they ignite

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Oh thank god a thread relevant to my concerns. I found this (these?) thing(s) on a hike yesterday morning after noticing a bunch of bones and sticks and leaf litter piled up by a stream. At first I figured it was maybe a gator nest, but we never get gators this far up the coast since winters are too cold. Well, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to dig around until I found this big ass egg. We're talking ostrich sized, but leathery like a snake's egg. My first instinct was to cover that shit back up and make tracks but the damn thing ended up hatching before I could. I have no idea what the fuck this thing is, but I think it imprinted on me; wouldn't stop following me and started screeching when it lagged behind. I know it's stupid, but I ended up taking it home with me since I didn't want mom to find it (and me). How do I take care of it? What the fuck even IS it? I at least know it's carnivorous since it snatched a ton of bugs and a rodent when it followed me, should I start stockpiling feeders for it? Also I went back to the spot I found it this morning and the nest and surrounding area was completely trashed. We're talking trees knocked down and ripped apart kind of trashed. Should I maybe avoid that spot from now on?

>>54483220
I can definitely agree in staying the hell away from wherever you found it, sounds like mama might be a little bit of trouble. Maybe check pet stores close by for feeder mice?

>>54483220
That there my friend is a willowing greenback hydra. Unique in that its born with multiple heads instead of the usual one or two in most hydra species.

As for food, the little shit will get big quick. If you have a nearby lake or river, I suggeet taking him/her there to catch fish and get a taste for it so it doesn't tear up your neighborhood for food.

It's odd you found only one egg, either it was washed away from the next, or you stole it from a predator, which will explain the destruction in the spot you found it in.

You should consult your local Beast handler or arch mate for proper care. It did imprint on you and your very much stuck with that animal, best learn how to handle and train it right. Good luck anon

>>54483459
>this is how anon dies

just a tip for hydra Anon
they do not make good lap-dogs

>>54479392
>Should i feed it? Hell, should i let it in the house?
No & No. Garden Dragons (Orbiculina Draconis) is under protection of P.E.D.O. Act (Phantastical Entities Defend Ordenance).

>Is it gonna try to eat my cat?

Nah, maybe roastie him a little if your cat is a douche.

>>54483371
I know a few sites that sell frozen feeders since I had a girlfriend that owned a snake some years back. Will avoid that spot from now on.
>>54483459
Fish would be better huh? Well scratch the whole feeder rodent thing then. Would explain why it won't stop looking at my fish tank. By the way, are these guys venomous perchance? I noticed that when one of the heads grabbed that mouse the other day it simply held on and gnawed the back end while the others subdued it. I'm asking since that head seems to like gnawing on my pants leg and I'd really rather not find out the hard way if it goes and nips me by mistake.

>>54483613
Only mildly venomous. If that head does bite wherever it bit will get slightly numb for a couple hours. If you don't go numb, you will break out in hives. Get an Epipen just in case.

You need to show it that biting with that head is a no-no. If your confident, give it a firm bap in its snout. Otherwise, hold the mouth shut next time and count to 10 before letting go. Repeat until it stops nibbling.

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Look, I'm not gonna waste time describing how I got this little guy, so you can't judge me for keeping him, but he keeps demanding a race war and I don't know how to calm him down other than distracting him for awhile. What can I do to get his temper controlled.

>>54484470
Just send him to /pol/. It won't calm him down but he'll be too busy arguing to do actually anything.

>>54479392
bump

>>54484528
Then he'll just take what he learns from /pol/ and spread it around online.

I have parental blocks on the internet for a reason.

OP here, little goober has been sleeping on the pile of coins for a few hours now, seems quite content where it is. Still havent decided on a name, but that can wait if it needs to.

At least it seems like my type of issue isnt as uncommon as i thought it was. Thanks for the help so far, anons!

>>54489019
I'm surprised he's settled for the quarters. If won't be long until he starts hunting for things with economic value. Some dragons adhere strongly to a gold standard, but if you're lucky his instincts might drift towards bimetallism.

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Ok /tg/ this thing was on my front porch this morning. It makes this really loud *RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK* noise and does flips (sort of, more like a bunch of rad aerial assault). Should i wrestle it? Hell, should i let it in the house?
Is it gonna try to eat my mustache?

>>54489071
It was a jar of silver dollars, the old ones, and randon cool coins from trips ive taken. Should i get the couple ounces of silver out of my safe deposit box to give it? How long until it starts searching for its own horde?

>>54489228
Well in that case you're in luck.

I'd reserve any stored silver for special occasions. A gift, as it were. Commemorating the anniversary of your meeting, for example.

He ought to start searching for his own hoard fairly soon. I'd give it two weeks at the most. Given, he might not be the best at deterring what things are actually valuable. There'll be a learning phase where he'll bring home anything shiny and metal. It's up to you to teach him what things are valuable and what things are junk.

I suggest disposing of the things that get classified as junk very discretely. It'll be a while before he really understands the concept of ownership.

>>54489195
You're going to need to set up a wrestling ring and a few toy opponents for him ASAP, or he's going to suplex your mushrooms.

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>>54479392
Ok /tg/, I found this thing on my front lawn and I can't get it to leave, I've sprayed it with water a few times but it just moans and makes "mawwwwmmm" noises over and over again and occasionally farts... What can I do!?

>>54489358
Excellent to know! I'll be sure to save it for then and invest in some more for later. And if it will start hording in a couple weeks, it will have fun in the basement for a while.

Are there any books i should look up for finer points of care?

>>54489581
Have you tried throwing a flashlight and seeing if he runs after it?

>>54489071
God forbid he figures out how to hoard stocks.

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I love these little guys but they sure do scream a lot when they get fussy. How can I get them to quiet down?

>>54489789
From what i heard, organic time-release fertilizer mixed with unrefined maple sap. Odd, yeah, but it works for a couple days at a time.

>>54489598
Archmage Milan's "How to Raise the Perfect Dragon" is good, if a bit controversial. Some say he's a hack, but eh, it's generally good advice.

You really ought to pick up a Draconic Health Primer from your local vet. Ticks aren't an issue, but Blightworms can cause your dragon to shed scales at a dangerous rate.

>>54489649
>God forbid he figures how to hoard sticks.
Shadowrun.jpg

>>54489603
Oh god, he ate the whole thing!

>>54489947
Well, in that case, i'll head to the vet tomorrow, maybe the bookstore as well.

Also, from the little research i've been able to do, i think it's a girl. Like 75% sure. Starting a list of names now.

>>54490008
HA HA, NOW YOU GOTTA KEEP HIM!

>>54489937
Huh. I'm willing to give anything a shot. I think they've learned that I can't hear them as well when I put on earmuffs and they scream louder because of it.

>>54479392
Kill it.

>>54490168
My wife deals with plants quite a lot, said that works for quite a few of them, Quite nutrient dense, so it takes a good bit of effort to digest. Just be sure to water well the day after or their pots will start to stink, seriously nuclear waste biproducts that would gag a maggot IMO.

>>54483220
KILL IT.

it's like you guys dont even adventure

>>54484470
Why are you people making my job difficult? These things are like the opposite of pets. They EAT pets. And people. By Pelor, I'm surrounded by idiots.

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>>54490284
His dadmom was trying to kill the little guy because one of his eye stalks wasn't as long as he thought it should be! I felt so bad for the little guy, what else was I supposed to do?

Besides, we've got a stray cat problem where I'm from, so he's well fed. I just wish he stopped encouraging me to kill people who didn't look like me, or enslave kids. But I'm sure I can teach him proper manners with enough time.

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I like to imagine they sound like the puppies from Star vs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O18M6iaFyc

>>54490253
>killing something that considers you its mother and trusts you implicitly

Fuckin' A anon, I'm not that cold. Besides, after he other anon told me the species I decided to do a little research and found that adult greenbacks tend to be mainly piscivores with the occasional woodland critter or deer as an odd treat. There's a pair of rivers near where I live, one of which is within walking distance so I'm not exactly starved for hunting ground options to once it gets too big for me to just buy feeders or fish from the market. Ive got a nice chunk of money set aside so for the time being I think I may set up one of those koi ponds in my backyard and fill it with feeder fish and snails to let it get accustomed to swimming and hunting underwater. With any luck some frogs'll start coming around as well to add some variety in its diet.

>>54490062
Well then come on Anon, don't be afraid to share.
These threads are my favorite please don't die.

>>54489789
>>54489937
Make sure the little buggers get enough sunlight and rainwater.

>>54490616
Is that the show where the main girl keeps getting cucked?

Never, ever cut a deal with an adorable baby dragon. Kick that shit to the curb, omae.

>>54493524
My man, do I have an adventure for you.

https://archived.moe/v/thread/378386059
https://archived.moe/v/thread/378396974

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>>54483220
>Baby Bestiary
I never knew I needed this in my life. Anyone got a pdf?

>>54494284
Seconded

need Baby Bestiary, did not know I need but do

>>54493600
kinda, but not really, as she and Marco are both 14 and each have a crush, but they do like one another a whole lot.
Plus Star didn't really realize she had a crush on Marco until after she had hooked him up with his crush

>>54482844
This is solid advice, ensure your house is free of flammable objects.

>>54496381
Houses ARE flammable objects, what do I do?

>>54496579

Asbestos pacifier.

OP update again, she seems happy here so far. Spent part of the night moving her hoard of change under the couch. Also drug a stuffed animal under there and was sleeping on it.

Still working on a name, not quite sure what suits her yet.

>>54497557
How about Penelope?

>>54497693
I'll add it to the short list i have so far.

Sahsa, Suzie, Emerald, Penelope, Chloe

>>54497557
Maybe make her a hoard house? She will be disturbed under the couch

>>54497760
Well, silly me, i thought she would have left the pile there for a day or two. A hoard box or something very similar moved way up my project list just now.

Would one of those bigass dog beds in a big cardboard box from a stove or a fridge be a good temporary one? I can get those easier right now than i can wood pallets.

>>54497802
Should be ok for short term. Cardboard is super flammable after all. I would suggest some sort metal box

>>54497832
Put it in a biscuit tin!

>>54497868
That would be super cute

>>54497832
Fair point, fire resistance is the biggest problem i'm going to be dealing with then. I guess I'll have to borrow a welder and buy some steel plates now. I guess i can just find something else for bedding until then.

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>>54493600
Yeah, to an almost fetishistic degree.

The kicker is the creator and show-runner is a woman and by her own admission the MC is her self-insert, so what does it say about her that she keeps putting her self-insert in situations where she gets humilliated, embarrassed, distressed and/or cucked?

>>54498046

This anon >>54497868 has it right. Drop it in a biscuit tin for now, and start looking for old refrigerators/cargo vans in junkyards for when it gets bigger.

>>54484470
Is that a behyounger?

>>54498770
Lots of used car lots around here and the occasional auction from a closing business. Sometimes you find the odd large UHaul truck, definitely gives me things to plan for.

>>54483518
>implying an imprinted hydra will attack you
>especially a greenback


>>54483613
Yeah fish are a good bet, especially while it's young. Hydras tend to live in marshland so fish are a big part of their diet, especially since it's a comparatively small species.

As for venom, that species of hydra has pretty weak venom, but you definitely want to trin it not to bite now, while that's easy to do.

>>54493600
>>54498485
So there's a show on tv right now that deals with female cucking, and little kids watch it? Is that what you guys are saying?

>>54498931
>carlos.jpg

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>>54482463
member?
i member

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>>54479392
cute monsters thread?!

>>54498931
You are the first person to make such a pun ever.

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>>54501629

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>>54501779

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This is my sky cat. His name is Tony. Tony eats rats and small vermin

>>54499835

There's a Disney live action show running right now that's basically about white male cucking, so I guess Disney thought there was a demographic to exploit.

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Found this guy on the street. Should I take him home?

>>54482375
I love this thread

I've been having quite possible the worst day in my life and this thread has made me feel a lot better.

>>54504446
Aw, sorry to hear that anon. Cute monsters make everything better.

>>54501810
i would love to have an owl-griffon

>>54505625

Makes me wonder if there are other Griffin subspecies, like Pidgeon Griffons or Duck Griffons. Or is it just birds of prey?

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>>54506174
yes

>>54506174
Just the other day I saw someone post a grid of different griffins... ostriches and toucans and all sort. I don't think I saved it, though.

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>>54506174
>>54506311
wait wtf, it ate my link
http://imgur.com/gallery/XILtQ

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Hey, Chimera breeder here.

Raising a monstrous creature is a hugely dangerous, but rewarding task. If you're unfamiliar with what species, breed, or plane of existence your little critter belongs to, be sure to visit your local library wizard.

There's tons of advice online, but be careful where you get your information. Wizards will generally always have what you need to identify what you have, and give you solid advice on what is the best course for caring for them.

I personally started breeding Chimeras about ten years ago. Generally, after the first year or so, it's good to arrange adoptions so the Chimeras can get used to their new owners before their poison starts to properly develop. They're very protective of their masters, but don't really pick one until a couple of years past birth.

Also, remember, while it may be the cheaper route to feed your new little critter the local wildlife or stray cats, they may develop diseases or pick up parasites - and that's one hell of a veterinarian bill from your local Wizard. Easily a fistful of gems and a dangerous quest's worth of value when you could've just bought a bag of live crickets, or feeder goats.

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>>54506636
>Hey, Chimera breeder here.
You son of a bitch! I want a refund!

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>>54506656
Oh no, that's not a Chimera at all! Your Mimic's just trying to figure out what it wants to be in life. It's a huge stereotype that they only adopt the appearance of inanimate objects, but their defensive instinct is to take the appearance of things that they're surrounded by. Do you live in an area with a lot of stray dogs, or neighbors with dogs? It can be troubling having an outdoor mimic, and this might explain this behavior.

I've heard of very confused adopters who get normal pets come back questioning why their parrot turned in to a cage slightly smaller than the one it was in, or why their hamster was missing and the cage had a new spinning wheel.

>>54506656
I suppose you are entitled to a refund for getting a mimic instead of a chimera though. I'll have to check the babies and make sure the rest of them aren't turning in to water bowls or chew toys.

Hey folks, hydra anon here again with an update. So I went grocery shopping today and decided to grab some catfish nuggets for little Willow. Yes, I named it Willow, yes, I'm an unimaginative fuck. Anyway I decided to tie some pieces to some string and drag them around my half full tub to get it to chase them around to help stimulate its hunting instincts since another anon said it was good to let it hunt for its own food. Little guy(?) went crazy for them. We got through about a quarter pound before it got full which makes me wonder how often and how much I should be feeding it to maintain a healthy weight. Any anons got a clue?

>>54507205
It takes a few minutes for your one brain to realize when you're full when eating a meal.

Imagine how long it takes for every head to know when it's full with seven brains.

Op here with a dragon update. She made it through the day quite well, only one little incident when the cat wanted to play and spooked her a bit. She has a little singed patch but is otherwise fine.

I managed to feed her somewhat like hydra-anon did, bought some pork and chicken while i was out today and tried to drag them around a bit. So cute when she pounces and growls at them!

Oh, finally picked a name. She went after my wife's rings last night so that set it. Emmy will be a cute ball of fun. She didnt want to give up that engagement ring (daaaw).

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>>54507592
Emmy! I love it. I named my hatchling Umbra, since he spent a good deal of time wrapped around my lightbulbs when he was younger. Something about the warmth, I think. It hasn't hurt him any- here, I'll attach a photo I had taken on his last birthday.

Has Emmy started chasing birds yet? I know she's young, but it starts pretty soon.

>>54490253
What kind of adventurer would pass up the opportunity to have a hydra as a mount?

>>54514659
You do know that willowing greenbacks only get to be about pony sized at the largest.

>>54514985
I am a Goblin. Pony size does it plenty for me.

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>>54506794

Note: Do NOT confuse a Mimic with a Polymorph. Pollies are agressive Empathivores with a mean streak a mile wide.
They ARE vulnerable to high explosives and sentient toasters though.

There is a smaller, more domesticated version called an Emohawk, but "more domesticated" is kind of a vague term.

>>54510806
Actually, i let her out this morning and she went after a rabbit! Not too fast, mind you, but she definitely has the instincts for it. Took a moment to look at my pepper plants, turned to check on her, and she was a good 4-5 yards away sprinting (her version of it, at least) after a rabbit.

Speaking of birds, Emmy and the cat just watch them out the window, she seems more keen on the couple groundhogs and the like around here.

Umbra is so cute too! I really like the patterning on his scales.

>>54515473
Since you took in a stray please make an appointment to take her to vet. You gotta make sure she's healthy.

>>54515567
You know it, I have one scheduled for the end of the week. Would want her getting sick on me. That and i have a good bit to learn, so i'm trying to find a local group that cares for them as well.

>>54516184
Rather, wouldn't want her getting sick on me.

I can't type some days.

>>54502457
Thats a young Yian Kut-Ku. Usualy inhabits warmer climates, and can grow to the size of a small adult elephant. If you think you can't keep him, report it to your monster shelter.
If you decide to keep it, they are somewhat temperamental, skittish, and inquisitive wyverns.Yian Kut-Ku have a tendency to want to appear bigger than they really are by spreading their wings, flaring out their ears, and squawking loudly.
They are generally insectivores, so bug feed now, and maybe rabbits later.
Avoid loud noises, as they have very sensitive ears.

>>54506332
>proud creatures, who preffer to hunt alone
I also like how they slowly degenerate

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So this seems the best thread to post this. I was clearing a wood pile in my garden so it could dry, and this little guy rolled out. He began following me around the garden and now is sitting on my porch looking at me as I type this. Anyone got experience with these guys? Or anything I should be aware of?

>>54516308
Literally Satan trying to eat your soul

>>54516235

I'm pretty sure I've seen them used as riding animals at some point.

>>54516308

Honestly, it could be literally anything.

>>54516308
If he was alone, he was probably the runt of the litter. Mothers generally only care for one or two at a time. You basically saved the little bugger if you start feeding him, though you would want some very rich milk at this stage, maybe some insects as well. He won't likely start transitioning to meat for a couple months (though hunting instincts should have started to kick in by then).

Hibernation is a thing in colder climates as well, so that may be something to watch out for. Also, be sure to get a cat stand, they love scratching and will ruin furniture in one hell of a hurry.Expect a cuddly little buddy otherwise, they're super gentle unless hunting or provoked. Especially if it imprints on you, which it seems to have done, at least some.

And like others in the thread, if you can't take care of it, contact your local sanctuary for assistance.

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I inherited this guy from my uncle a few months ago (we're not sure yet if he actually died or achieved lichdom or whatever, but that's besides the point right now). I think I've been taking decent care of him so far, but he's had a bit of a growth spurt recently and I think he needs a new fishtank. I don't really know too much about these guys, so is there anything in particular I need to look for when I'm buying a new tank for him?

>>54518876
Have you considered investing in something like a koi pond? Those suckers get pretty big from what I hear.

>>54519089
How big are we talking here? I mean is there a way I can do this without digging up the garden?

>>54515473
Thank you! They started off as an earthy brown, but the crimson started developing around his third hatchday. I suppose it makes sense that younger dragons would look more subdued, but your Emmy is bright as is; I can't wait to see what she looks like once she hits maturity.

It might be worth giving her some live prey to toy with, if only to see what she'll do with it. A small snare around your plants ought to be enough to catch a marauding rodent for this purpose.

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I was out hiking and found this little guy basking on some rocks outside of town, I think he's a stray.

I gave him some fish from my lunch (he started sniffing at my lunchbox anyway) and he got super friendly. Just laid his head in my lap and took a nap while I rested. I had him following me for the rest of my hike.

I couldn't leave him out there and he hopped into my car without hesitation. I've decided to adopt the little scamp, but I've never raised a doggodile before. Any advice?

>>54519313
Well, your local hardware store (if it has a garden section like some around here do, like lowes or a walmart) may have large basins meant for decorative waterfalls or ponds meant to be aboveground. One of my neighbors installed one not too long ago, just bordered it with field stone and hooked up a little circulation pump. You would want to consider some sort of shade and maybe something to hide in, really just like a fishbowl or koi pond.

Short term, a bathtub always works.

>>54519585
Actually just borrowed a trap from my dad, he had a couple sitting around for possums and raccoons (the big live/box traps). I know its for bigger animals, but it will be useful later.

Snares are a good idea. I can also make a trapdoor bucket and get mice probably.

>>54519599
Shit's adorable, but I hope you don't have birds. Feed it raw chickens and prepare for it to grow to the point where it might as well be a coffee table.

>>54502378
What? Please explain. I need more reasons to feel disappointed in the human race.

>>54490616
Glad to see people still have that saved. It was fun to write.

>>54520314

>>54520314
Are Disney executives really human anymore?

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>>54520314

Turns out it was a nickelodeon show. Which is less suprising giving all of the experience that company has of being cucked by Disney over the decades.

>>54520512

Well that's all kinds of fucked up.

You guys with your mini-dragons and hydras have no idea how good you have it. Here in Colorado all we have is Furred Trout and Jackalopes, both of which are pests. Sure, you can make a decent Jackalope stew, especially if you use the carrots they were trying to steal, but still.

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>>54520512
>that iFunny watermark at the bottom

>>54521360
at least you don't have any dire moose. those things can wreck a transport tuck

>>54521360
>>54522582
I really feel for the Canadians, having those flocks of Dire Geese to contend with.

>>54522861
they aren't bad as long as you don't feed them. they will swarm you and there will be nothing left of you. not even your bones

>>54522942
I've heard some of the stories too. Some scary stuff.

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>>54522861
>>54523244
>>54521360

HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERS!

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>>54524919
THEY'VE FOUND US! RUN!

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>>54525029
You can run, but you can't fly!

>>54524919
let me get my blessed shotgun

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>>54525079
You don't understand. There are are always more geese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkgwmPUak70

>>54525152
that's why we all have the holy fire rounds. that or there is a large griffon squadron stationed near by. where i live there's more a problem with krakens

>>54514985
Excellent, then a pet!

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>>54479433
>That thing's going to be the ultimate chick magnet someday.

I was going to debate that kidnapping wouldn't make it a chick magnet, but magnets don't really about how they attract things do they?

>>54482463
Aww, look at the little angry one. He thinks he's Fire and Death.