>[natural 20 in X]
>[the bard X]
>[STR vs DEX]
>>54462399
Are you just renaming this to "climatic (sic) duel between A and B" every thread?
>>54462931
There is literally a self insert in that source material but she's not it.
>>54462049
>>54463230
the police cop will arrest jail you into the prison slammer
>something something gay liches
needs a new name
>>54463780
>>54463922
Well, I'm feeling pretty seduced.
>>54464134
That hardly counts, you're slut that would feel seduced when asked for a directions by random stranger of entirely average looks and plain demeanor.
>>54463698
You fuckers better all have selected the top left.
>>54464574
>implying a sub isn't a sandwich
>>54464574
>Bottom Right
I regret nothiiiiiing
>>54464574
>implying ice cream and waffles isn't a sandwich.
>>54464738
Ice cream sandwiches are a thing but I would hesitate to call ice cream between waffles a sandwich
>>54463251
Source on the video? Is the band/song any good?
>>54464840
It's a desert sandwich.
>>54464840
If there are two base substances holding together one or more substance inbetween then it's a sandwich.
That's a ice-waffle-cream sandwich.
>>54463740
>your big brother even does his job in game
>>54464922
That feels a bit pedantic but ok
>>54463812
Reverse search didn't help any. Sauce?
>>54463800
Does anyone have the full pdf for this? I had it a while back, was great for Mage inspiration.
>>54464986
no idea
>>54465178
Lookup "Bluefluke"
He(?) recently finished the fourth chapter so it's worth having a reread.
I'd post the PDF but it's too large
>>54465361
Much appreciated!
>>54463740
i'm gonna need some context on the comic, please.
>>54463922
sauce?
>>54465653
sabertooth is wolverine's big brother and doesn't have an amnesia problem, so finds him every year on his birthday since they were kids and beats the shit out of him. It's been going on since the mid 1800s and shows no sign of stopping.
>>54463780
>/k/ plays a beast race
>>54464510
I don't get this one.
>>54466796
Buffy the Umpire Slayer
>>54467088
"""randomly"""
>>54463830
Diogenes reborn.
OC
This time really as fresh as Nikaido's gyoza
>>54463794
keked.
>Bard wants to be a lich but with living people instead of undead
>>54464625
>>54464725
>>54464738
Fucking heresy.
>>54467503
>lungsdick.jpg
>>54463230
Got a better one for that name
>>54463228
>>54467740
I don't get it
What does Pearl Mackie have to do with Template stacking?
>>54464574
>Implying that pizza isn't an open-faced sandwich
>>54462898
I understand this reference.
>>54467801
You're messing with forces you don't understand.
>>54466796
>>54466828
To be fair to that anon, you got to know what a crumpet is, before you can understand cricket.
So there's a pretty good chance he just didn't know that old fart is what passes for an umpire in certain faggoty parts of the world that play faggoty games and mislabel them sports.
>>54467799
Not Pearl. Bill. Bill Potts.
>>54467801
Open faced sandwich is a misnomer, like komodo dragon, or American cheese.
>>54464851
I'm 99% sure that's from a TMBG music video, but not sure which one. I like them, but you might not.
You've probably heard a few of their songs--they did the Malcolm in the Middle theme and "Istanbul (not Constantinople)".
>>54467887
>mislabel them sports
that's rich coming from a place where "football" is mostly player with the ball in your arms.
Also all sports are faggoty, especially your favourite one.
>>54467929
Kraft is a lying sack of shit and don't ever let them fool you. You want REAL godamn American cheese you get yourself a fine Wisconsin cheddar that's been aged seven years.
>>54467778
That's more of a metagaming PC.
>>54467887
>you got to know what a crumpet is, before you can understand cricket.
I love you man.
>>54463081
>"I'm a whale Eddy! An endangered mammal, love me."
>>54467135
Great manga
>>54464986
Some Playboy magazine artist, it's in the bottom right.
>>54466505
What do dear maids have to do with /k/? If anything I'd expect a skinwalker to be more appropriate.
>>54468590
somebody post the /k/ doe screencap
basically /k/ got a doe to orgasm so that they could use her liquids to attract bucks to hunt
>>54468603
I need that screencap anon
>>54467979
Dis nigga gets it
>>54467518
Semi-/v/, but I feel like this could be applied to Xcom: Terror from the Deep.
alternatively: some joke about quests
>>54463800
Name could probably be improved
>>54469009
Wizard, Druid, Warlock.
>>54469342
thanks m80 that a much better name
>>54469401
Heal 0, Bleed
>>54468603
There's also the guy that straight up fucked a deer, but I don't think he was posting on /k/
>>54462049
There's literally a manga about a girl that had manipulation of bananas as a superpower.
It ended with her and another girl having sex on the moon, then getting shot out (moon and all) into space at relativistic speeds. I don't remember how the series was called, though.
>>54468631
I'm feeling generous today, don't get used to it, faggot.
>>54469504
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/banana_no_nana
>>54469504
Banana no Nana?
>>54469504
>>54469528
>>54469537
>manga about a girl that had manipulation of bananas as a superpower.
It ended with her and another girl having sex on the moon, then getting shot out (moon and all) into space at relativistic speed
thanks japan
>>54469560
Why did you spell it like that?
>>54469578
Because the Mechanicum is what they're called prior to the Horus Heresy, they become the Adeptus Mechanicus after the Heresy when they're forced to integrate into the Imperium more.
Alternatively 'a shared magical realm'
>>54469508
A God amongst men you are. Thank you friend
>>54469678
Sauce?
>>54469678
Misleading tags are crime against society.Being bitten by cute vampire mistress and turned into her willing subject is not [snuff] for crying out loud.
>>54469690
Woops
>RewardingthePetNPC.jpg
>>54469009
>Illuminati, Morninglight and House-In-Exile.jpeg
>>54469678
>>54468031
>metagaming
When shit starts to go down, I'm okay with PCs deciding to stock up on tools and other supplies.
>dinner knife
>ruler
>mechanical pencil?
>shears
>back scratcher
>chopsticks
>combat knife
>screwdriver
>???
Apart from the combat knife, all of that stuff could be found in a typical household. Except perhaps the thing to the left of the screwdriver, I can't tell what that is.
>>54469583
>elf responds
>>54469800
I think that's a fork, as seen from its side? Alternatively a dental pick.
>>54469827
I was stupid enough to think this was all in one scene.
I-Is this all in one scene?
>>54469789
>cookie in a /tg/ filename thread
Now I've seen everything.
>>54469800
that's a box cutter, not a ruler
>>54464278
holy shit
>>54464574
>>54464625
>not ascending
>not considering a salad platter with the right ingredients a sandwich
>>54463780
Well that's like three new fetishes SIMULTANEOUSLY.
Good job setting a new record for me, /tg/
>>54463114
I get that reference
>>54467814
I don't. Can someone enlighten me?
>>54463830
I love blaxxx
>>54469884
HELLO I AM FPS RUSSIA, TODAY I AM GOING TO BREAK STANDARDS OF SAFETY AND COMMON SENSE BY SHOOTING BUCKET OF DYNAMITE AND STEEL BALL BEARINGS.
>>54465725
Symphogear AXZ
>>54470080
>>54469730
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/dark_widow
>>54470180
>>54470188
Thanks, my nigga.
>>54462049
>Needs a better name
>>54469800
>>54469855
It's an ear pick. It's specifically an Asian thing since they have dry earwax instead of wet they use picks to chisel it.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_pick
Needs a name
>>54470308
extra heresy
>>54470282
what the FUCK
>>54470299
Thank you, knowledgeable anon. I learned something today.
>>54470308
>leasing the trademark to Sony was bad idea.jpg
>>54470308
Still better than anything Matt Ward
>>54470397
crashed cargo of eels or some such commodity
>>54470397
>>54470439
If I remember correctly it was live hagfish, which produce mucus as a defence mechanism.
>>54469009
>I. M. Mysterious
is that Yung Venuz' pen name?
>>54470397
Truck carrying a hagfish shipment crashed, and apparently they create a lot of slime when stressed.
https://www.sott.net/article/356383-Hagfish-explosion-slimes-Oregon-highway
>>54470397
Hagfish.
They make wallets out of them.
>>54470429
Pffft ok
What have you had published?
>>54470480
>HAHAHA YOU HAVEN'T OPENED A RESTAURANT, HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MCDONALDS
lol no need to get so butthurt and defensive over your favorite shit wargame writer, fuckboy
>>54467135
oh shit great taste there
>>54470523
Sauce?
>>54470458
>>54470470
>>54470475
Why the hell would anyone transfer a whole truck of hagfish, it's not like they have any use.
>>54470538
Dorohedoro.
It has a bit of a rocky start imo but it's p gud.
>>54470556
Thanks bro.
>>54470538
Dorohedoro
A manga about a guy with a reptile head and amnesia searching the guy who cursed him. It's close to the end. Can recommend
>>54470458
>>54470470
>>54470475
>They make wallets out of them.
This makes me hot and/or bothered.
>>54470573
I understand why
>>54470080
>not 'hello my friends, I am FPSRussia'
>>54470556
>>54470565
>written/drawn by a lady, protege of Nihei (the man behind Blame and Knights of Cydonia)
>>54465743
>Shows no sign of stopping
I'm pretty sure he's stopping sinceWolverine's dead
>>54470650
Like that will last.
>>54467754
>never got this at first
>recently decided to look up spurdo american images
>americlap
kek
Do Americans really do this?
>>54469872
neat
>>54467754
>>54470874
I went to the premier of Spiderman 2 and the whole audience clapped when Spiderman saved all those people on the train
I don't fly, so I can't say if Americans clap after the plane lands
I hate my countrymen sometimes
>>54470874
It's a meme you dip
>>54471032
>I don't fly, so I can't say if Americans clap after the plane lands
Only if there was Muslim on the board.
>>54467979
Cabot is my shit
>>54471032
I wonder if Canadians clap inappropriately, too.
>>54470282
>CoC plot hook
>>54470282
>FATAL plothook
>>54470308
Using splat books
>>54471043
Oh geeze.
I'm not sure who does it worse
tg or co
>>54471594
Who does it best? /v/?
>>54471860
Not /tg/ related, but I chuckled.
>>54467814
>>54469932
Me neither.
>>54467799
Black Jewish woman???
>>54467801
Is pie a sandwich then? My understanding of pizza is that it is a pie.
>>54469789
Something is not right about that radish.
>>54467355
My wizard dresses up in peasantry clothing, so as to look unassuming and also to show other wizards that they didn't need any damn formal training getting where they are now. It really pisses off everyone now that they've been roped into the local mage college in order to keep the party together, feels good accidentally rocking the boat.
>>54470623
Never knew that bit. No wonder their styles are a bit similar
>>54472257
It is a filling inside baked goods. meat pies complicate the issue even more.
here's a question, if you accept pies as sandwiches, is a shepherd's pie a sandwich?
>>54469009
>Witchlord
I've found my next character name.
>>54469578
Do you think AI molestation will be a charge in the future? I'm willing to be the first to catch that case.
>>54469777
>House-In-Exile
They're not even a faction, they're just subcontractors for the Lumies because Inbeda can't keep his muzzle out of Kirstin's silicone tits for more than a few seconds.
>>54471043
>meme
It really isn't. I've been on many planes with my fellow Americlaps.
We really do clap. A lot.
>>54466828
>>54464510
High quality may mays lads.
>>54471860/vp/
>>54469868
Are you ready for it to be?
>>54469578
This is pretty much how my Engineer in Fading Suns treated his alien slave / Customer Interface Kiosk,
>>54472444
I don't know much about other countries' clapping nuances, but here in Burgerstan clapping is a semi-formal, public signal of approval. Of course you usually only do it when others are around to hear you clapping. Clapping can be accompanied by cheering in cases where the crowd approves particularly strongly.
Usually you do it after watching a performance of some sort, but it can be in response to most anything entertaining or pleasing, like seeing a fireman rescue people from a burning building, watching your team score points in a sport, or hearing a particularly energizing line from a speech or piece of music. The amount of applause given during a speech can be considered as a measure of how much the audience liked it.
It can also be used to playfully mock someone. If you perceive someone to have made a fool of themselves, afterward you can start clapping, usually slowly, taking your time. This basically says 'your misfortune or screwup is so bad that I find it entertaining to watch'. Laughter or mockery may also accompany the clapping in this case.
>>54472700
We do it a lot more than anyone else, I find. I still find it hilarious that we clap in movie theaters. Who the fuck are we applauding? The projector?
>>54472793
I've never seen anyone clap in a theater. Except for the first Iron Man movie when I saw it while visiting my sister in Indiana.
>t. Ohio
>>54472967
At the midnight release of Monster University, a crowd of grown men and women applauded when Mike Lozowski was finally able to scare that dummy kid to win the competition. It was a good night.
>>54463922
Not going to lie, I'd hit it.
>>54469932
>>54472226
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braunstein_(wargame)
>>54472793
I don't like applauding for movies either. I mostly do it when all my friends are doing it, and when not clapping would be seen as an expression of disapproval.
>>54470623
Why would you put the snacks under the apron?
>>54473256
She loses the tits later on.
>>54464851
They Might be Giants "Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)"
>>54473942
>>54474105
>>54469932
>>54472226
Partially this
>>54473072
But also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuschwanstein_Castle
>The king saw both buildings as representatives of a romantic interpretation of the Middle Ages as well as the musical mythology of his friend Richard Wagner. Wagner's operas Tannhäuser and Lohengrin had made a lasting impression on him.
>In February 1868, Ludwig's grandfather Ludwig I died, freeing the considerable sums that were previously spent on the abdicated king's appanage. This allowed Ludwig II to start the architectural project of building a private refuge in the familiar landscape far from the capital Munich, so that he could live out his idea of the Middle Ages.
>The king's wishes and demands expanded during the construction of Neuschwanstein, and so did the expenses. Drafts and estimated costs were revised repeatedly. [...] Even after his debts had reached 14 million marks, Ludwig insisted on continuation of his architectural projects; he threatened suicide if his creditors seized his palaces.
>In the end, Ludwig II only lived in the palace for a total of 172 days.
>>54474206
Ludwig was absolutely insane
>I have a castle
>It's not big enough for a true king, I'm going to build a new one
>I don't have enough money to build one, I'll just borrow money to build it
>This castle isn't kingly enough, let's put gold leaf on everything.
>My servants tell me that I can't afford that.
>Okay, new plan. Borrow more money and build a whole new castle.
>That Wagner fellow is charming, let's see if I can get his attention if the new castle is themed entirely around him
>My creditors are asking when I'll have their money back
>Fuck that, I'm the motherfucking king
>Borrow more money for my castles
I'm not surprised that he mysteriously "accidentally" drowned in a pond shortly after meeting with someone who tried telling him that it might be a bad idea to keep borrowing.
>>54474430
Yup. Hence, the original fantasy heartbreaker homebrew.
>>54474525
>Legos
>Not LEGO
Fucking triggered.
>>54474525
Kiddicraft Self-Locking Building Bricks, actually.
Lego (an old carpentry company) stole the design, patents be damned.
>>54472393
Eh. Who fits better?
>>54474098
I am confused and aroused and a little afraid. Good job.
>>54470573
Aw fuck son, I remember those cards
Those were the SHIT
>>54474765
>things that never happened
>>54474352
>tfw no amazon gf to bullyrape you
feels from a fucking filename thread. fuck this im going to bed
>>54474872
My instinct tells me that's shoop, but then I am reminded of the absolute lunacy some architects will engage in to make an impact...
Then I remember all the games of Battletech played in my buddies basement with whatever we had lying around to mark out the buildings and whatnot of whichever city we were fighting in. (Our games would get really destructive really quickly, more than a few ended up like Robot Jox with out mechwarriors fighitn on sans half a torso and missing both legs, then crawling out of their destroyed mechs to beat each other to death with shards of scrap metal.) Good times
>>54474970
wakey wakey
>>54474940
>>54471043
>It's a meme you dip
I mean, it IS a meme, but that's not to say it's not a meme making fun of the fact that Americans clap at a lot of stupid things. I don't and growing up I never knew anyone to, or at least didn't notice; but even before the meme surfaced, I had started noticing as an adult that people were clapping at weird things that just don't reasonably warrant clapping, not the least of which being at the end of movies.
>>54475041
>>54474578
>>54474577
Looks like this has the potential to be as good as the Detect Janitors bait.
>>54470541
Should have transported them via hovercraft.
>>54475127
>>54474970
>>54475018
>Not using your high wisdom and charsima to dominate her through sheer force of will and personality
>Not having your musclebabe bodygaurd on a leash, litterally.
>Not using touch spells to both molest and heal her, or remind her of her place when she gets upity
>Not using Hold Person to make her your bed, because fuck sleeping on the cold hard ground with a pinecone lodged in your spine
>Not having a harem of such bodygaurds, all with different specs that have cat fights with one another for your favour.
>>54463805
One one hand, it's kind of adorable. On the other, it's sort of magical realm
>>54475156
How much does those cost?
>>54470282
when the party of 4 bard encountered the Leech Lich
>>54475438
One life.
>>54469789
I usually title this "basic perception check" due to the pills and syringe on the bottom of the image.
>>54471032
>after the plane lands
I fly all the time. We don't.
>>54469751
>girls kiss once while be pounded by thousands of dicks
>lesbian
fuck
>>54475173
You mean getting laughed at for being a weedy fuckboi nerd, like actual fit women do?
>b-b-but I'm s-smart and charismatic
Go to the gym anon.
>>54463740
>ABWEWEWEWEW THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
>>54469467
>heal 24, no bleed
Rain falls in autumn
>>54474837
Is this fucking real ?
>>54476112
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-O0Aw6WXko&t=2s
>>54472793
I find it strange as well. I mean, if the people who worked on the film are there, then yes, obviously you clap, but otherwise it just seems awkward.
Still, I think some people do it as a group signal of approval. Basically, a particularly successful or moving film, that has really grabbed the audience's attention is worthy of clapping as a signal to the group that we are all on the same page in terms of enjoying the film. It's not *too* far from laughing, which obviously everyone does regardless of if other people are around, but it's not semi-involuntary like laughter.
I guess it depends a lot on the energy of the room. Midnight showing of the next Batman movie with a packed house? Probably gonna hear some applause, particularly if its good.
Afternoon matinee of a sober foreign film? If you clap you're a fucking weirdo.
>>54465382
>>54475339It's porn.
>>54469801
Good taste senpai
>>54467799
It to do with what happens to her character in the season finale of the last season of Dr Who.She gets turned into a cyberman, who retains her consciousness then as she's dying she gets turned into some kind of conscious liquid space/time ship thing by her dead girlfriend who's a spaceship now.
>>54470308
Primaris Marines
>>54475142
They were using it for the eels.
>>54474837
Well that puts another spin on the scenes with the hobbits.
>Shelob carefully binding Frodo for later, while Sam tries to free him.
>Shelob and Sam then struggle with her trying to push him down under her body, until his "weapon" accidentally penetrates her.
>>54464852
He didn't mention sand once, you dingus.
>>54470469
More likely Bill Cipher, it's the sort of name he would think is clever.
>>54477446
I'm so glad Moffat is going. Honestly, I think the writer turnover with Dr Who needs to be a lot quicker than it currently is. At the very least we should get a new writer whenever we get a new Doctor.
Clear the decks completely and go with a new lead, new writer with his own style.
I don't know how this new guy is going to play out, the thing he's most known for is Broadchurch which isn't remotely like Dr Who, even if it DID have Tenth Doctor in it.
And the thirteenth now I guess.
needs a name
>>54478420
needs a context
>>54477390
Don't leave me hanging, image searches do nothing
>>54478420
Waste of a Feat.
>>54478439
The fact that there is a centaur in it should already massively narrow it down.
>>54478462
Yeah, but I get the impression searching for 'centaur anime porn' will get me on some kind of list.
>>54478649
It would not get you on any list you wouldn't already be on for frequenting 4chan.
>>54478224
the new guy has written Dr Who episodes before
>>54478660
You don't get on lists for visiting 4chan. We don't care about you guys unless you do something stupid.
>>54478660
Don't worry, anon
unlike these guys >>54479395 we do care about you.
>>54479395
>unless you do something stupid.
>being on 4chan
so, constant monitoring?
>>54479203
Yeah, his episodes weren't very strong but they weren't stinkers either. I think his Torchwood might be better?
>>54478420
>Nothowascytheworks.jpg
That's it folks
>>54469800
My mother's house had all of those.
Except a backscratcher.
>>54479600
Are you having a stroke anon? Are you ok?
>>54479911
No he's right, the edge of the blade is not on the right side
>>54479574
>>54479582
I wanted to post that image of the black guy being really sophisticated about saying "My nigga". But we hit the image cap.
So i'll just say, you are my nigga, and have great taste in manga.
>>54474837
With endless what, anon.
>>54478453
Heh, I get it.
>>54479951
Nvrmind, I was the one having a stroke
>>54480341
It clearly says endless jpegs
>>54474837
>Shelob joins Sauron in the ranks of weirdly attractive art interpretations of characters who are really basically just an angry ghost and a giant scary spider
I want to fuck Shelob now. This is just like gay Sauron all over again
>>54463922
>Erect.
>>54476156
>shelob as a waifu
Next thing you know they'll be making Smeagol into a loli
I'm increasingly relieved that Shadow of Mordor isn't canon
>>54471860
And that we are frozen out here and we're in there and I just remembered, we're out here.
BUT WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN?
>>54481771
Much like her mother, she just makes you hallucinate, and mostly wants your magical artifacts.
>>54482225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760
>>54467778
you joke but I won an encounter with twine and bells once