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Nobody Likes Ultramarines General 2017-07-21 03:41:55 Post No. 54436725
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Nobody Likes Ultramarines General
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2017-07-21 03:41:55
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Alright faggots, GW has given us the rare chance of, in canon, fucking up the Ultramarines, so even the most staunchly loyal of you should realize the utmost importance of this task, I mean, hey, you can even take points away from the smurfs by building up an ork army, and everyone likes ork players. It's a fact, ork players are bros.
In case you still aren't convinced, here is an itemized list of reasons to play against the ultramarines during the Fate of Konor campaign
- You remember the 5th edition space marines codex
- "The Ultramarines are undoubtedly the best space marines ever. Yes really!"
- Because Cato Sicarius can fend off 1 million tau with his dick
- Repulsive reverse vagina as an insignia
- ... Something involving soup and Russians? I'm not really sure about this one
- You know Sly Marbo is the true spiritual liege
- You still have an unreasonable hateboner for Matt Ward
- THIS ULTRAMARINE MOTHERFUCKER is ALREADY PURGING THE LIVING SHI OUT OF ORKS And BASICALLY, YOUR WAAGH IS FUCKED. HOW? ... CLICK HERE TO GET FREE MASS EXTERMINATUS
- Rawbooteh Gorillafam
- Because Kitten should have pulled Gulliman's life support before gathering storm
- Because Sanguinius/Russ/Vulkan/Dorn/Alpharius/Jonson/Magnus/Khan/Ferrus/Corax/DELETED FROM IMPERIAL RECORDS should have been the first loyalist primarch to come back
- Because it's an excuse to make that disco themed dark eldar army you've always wanted
- Because I, Cato Sicarius, have infiltrated this list, because I, Cato Sicarius, am the greatest Ultramarine captain to ever live
- Because you want a less shit campaign than storm of chaos
- Because the emprah wills it
All in all, I hope you neckbeards make the right decision here. Remember, a point for the ultramarines is a point for status quo, and who gives a shit about status quo?
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Holy shit did you just copy and paste a bunch of pages from 1d4chan
Jesus Christ fucking kill yourself
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>>54436725
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Get with the times man. Lurk a bit before you blow your spaghetti.
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>>54436725
>You remember the 5th edition space marines codex
no that shit is 3 editions old
>Because Cato Sicarius can fend off 1 million tau with his dick
I cant hear you over losing the damnos campaign and being the most hated ultramarine in cannon for being a pretentious asshole
>Repulsive reverse vagina as an insignia
xd
>You know Sly Marbo is the true spiritual liege
xd
>You still have an unreasonable hateboner for Matt Ward
literally who cares? people only hate ward for for fantasy elves and grey knights for one edition
>Rawbooteh Gorillafam
xd
>Because Sanguinius/Russ/Vulkan/Dorn/Alpharius/Jonson/Magnus/Khan/Ferrus/Corax/DELETED FROM IMPERIAL RECORDS should have been the first loyalist primarch to come back
no one knows where they are
1d4chan and that alfabusa faggot ruined the 40k fanbase even more than it already was
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I play Orks, and I'm going to pull as many victories from Chaos as I can just to spite you OP
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>>54438372
Can't miss out on a fight if you fight both sides.
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>>54438372
>Play Blood Axes
>Mfw I'm letting people buy my alliance in spare Bitz
I'm gonna be rich!
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>>54438398
You bastard, I need to do this now.
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>>54438444
>Mfw I've already pulled some spare Termanitor bits, some IG mortars for Lobbas, and a heap of old SM heavy weapons to do the first 2 weeks for Imperials
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>>54438467
>IG mortars for lobbas
Glued together or just individually? What are you doing to these? Sounds interesting.
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>>54438467
You'z a git. Getcha flash da proppa way and buy it wiv teef.
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>>54438536
>Take Mortar
>Put on 40mm
>Attack small glyphs, take piles of mortar shells and give them to Grots
It's that easy, they make fabulous teams.
>>54438549
>Being a Bad Moon
>Not a panzee
Laffin_blood_axe.glyphplate
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>>54436725
Fuck off Chaosfag. I'll be taking every single point I can away from Chaos as a Xenos player.
Ultramarines are annoying, but Chaoscucks exceed them by a thousandfold with all the shitposting they do on this fucking board.
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>>54438397
>>54438398
>>54438467
Dez boyz got da roight idea!
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>>54436725
I don't particularly like the ultramarines
but I hate chaos with a passion
chaos must be bullied
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>>54438397
True
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>Tfw Chaosfag
Even i kind of want to play my Templars, having not even used them once in 8th yet
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>>54436725
Bring it on
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