In the beginning, there was only the ground.
>>54434979
Then the ground fucked itself and created a sky
>>54434992
The Divine beings felt quite horny that day
>>54434992
And so the sky came to be.
>>54435228
When suddenly, a comet crashed from space. This provided air pressure and strange microbiological life forms from space...
>>54435350
Shit, meant water instead of air pressure...
Oh well, they all get crushed to death...
After the land and sky came the great lake 'Anonymist', named by the first settler of the land.
>>54435400
Deploy the crocodiles
>>54435553
Baby crocodiles...
Gotta start somewhere mate...
>>54435350
>>54435553
>>54435783
Some say that old man Anon has been around since before life. He himself says that "I have, and it was pretty peaceful befur y'all and yer space rock crashed into my lawn. Loved dem crocodiles though. They was good eatin while they existed."
>>54435848
Thus the first words were spoken from the anus, holy words of power and nature.
>>54435848
Old man anon jizzed into the lake and impregnated it, which eventually would give birth to the water goddess.
And Woman appeared, and for the most part was pretty neat and clever and kind and she had amazing tracts of land.
>>544359110
Upon hearing these holy words, the comet degraded and gave way to more Anons. They were wary of old man Anon (Rightfully so) and decided to send one of their clan to scout out another area. Being the lazy fuck that he is, he decided across the lake.
>>54435929
The lake has custody of the goddess on most weekdays, except some Friday's.
>>54436235
all the trees in the world are Benis's
>>54436235
Give him a dog, for companionship