Slice of Adventuring Life Thread

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Good fellows, I have a problem and cannot divine a solution. Please hear my plight:
>Leave my studies of the arcane arts to join a small adventuring band
>Virtuous hedge knight, battle priest who wields the power of the gods, Elvish woodsman archer, and the bane of my existence
>Bane of my existence is a warrior-woman of orcish descent
>Since my first day, she has bullied me incessantly (Mocking my lack of physical prowess, belittling my arcane knowledge and abilities, threats of violence etc.)
>Saved her from being crushed by a voracious log-wielding ogre and she scolded me for saving her with “flashy shit”
>After that the bullying intensified
>Don't have to say anything any more, she'll find any reason, any time to lay into me
>Ask the rest of the band for help and receive precisely none
>Priest and hedge knight now whisper to each other behind their hands when warrior-woman shouts at me the bastards are supposed to be examples of morality
>Bullying gets worse at this point
>She finds out that I don't like having my personal space invaded and proceeds to stand too close
>Eventually, this sets me off and I snap at her
>Just responds with “What's the matter? Can't handle a real woman?”
>Takes to glaring at me from across the campfire
>Sits right next to me while I'm consulting my spellbook and nudges my arm and hand
>Buy a tent and some candles so I won't be disturbed
>Have to face the flaps away from the campfire because she keeps positioning herself so she can spy on me

Goodness, gracious. I'm so annoyed that I should go to the nearby stream and cool off. If anyone has a solution that doesn't involve escalating the situation by casting spells on her, I would be most appreciative. I shall return soon to see what you think.

I posted something similar in a wizard thread once, but it locked before I could continue the story and it's been rattling around in my head ever since