Ork Klan creation thread

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>54391283
'ERE WE GO BOYZ!

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>54391283
What is wrong with that boy's face?

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>>54391300
We'z a proppa klan allroight!

>Pick a color ya git! (d100)

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>54391361

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>>54391377
Red (da fastest)
We'z speedy loik dem speed freaks

We gots an Ork wots lejundery. 'Oo was 'e again? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>54391426

>>54391501
Speshul boy (roll anuvva d10: 1-3 Mekboy, 4-5 Dok, 6-7 Weirdboy, 8-10 Kommando)

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>54391546
XTRA SPESHUL

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>>54391555
Weirboy! Aw'roight, now what'd 'e do? (d100)

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>54391601

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>>54391627
Krumped loads o' 'umies!

>Gork or Mork? (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>54391699
Tork, the god of mek-boys.

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>>54391719
Wrong! Deyz both good, ya squighead!

>'ow many boyz we got left? (d10)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>54391752

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>>54391813
We gots more boyz dan you can toss a herd o' Squigs at! An' trust me, I tried.

'ow big are da boyz boss? (d10)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>54391859

>>54391859
dice+1d10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>54391859
We'z Weird, We'z Big, and We's gonna do it.

>>54391873
'Are boys are da roight and proppa size!

>See dem gits ova dere? Deyz off limits until I sez so. Got it?! (d100)

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>54391892

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>>54391908
Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

>See dem gits ova dere? Krump 'em. (d100)

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>54391952

>>54391999
We need to make up our mind

>>54391999
Da pointy-hed pansyboyz

I..I ez confuzed? 'Are dey gonna be krumped or not?

>>54392027
Re roll?

>>54392055
yeah, re-roll

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>54392055
>>54392062
DEN REROLL YA GITZ!

>>54392114
Itz dem pansyboys agen! Re-rull agen!

>>54392114
This is bullshit

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>54392135

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>54392135
I swear ta Gork, if I get dem panzy boiz again imma krump everfing I see.

>>54392170
Ovva Orks

Dey fink dey 'are betta den uz?! Den letz make em refink dat!

>We got lotsa boyz in our klan, but wot've we got more of dan otha klans? (d10)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>54392197

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>54392197

>>54392225
Stabby time

>>54392225
Choppy Boyz

>Wot's da biggest, most aweshum thing we've eva' looted? (d100)

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>54392327
Meant for>>54392266

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>>54392327
A dozen o' dem blueboyz' Krisis Meks, or wozzit a lot o' dem Sneaky Meks?

>Wot did ya do wit it? (d10)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>54392357

>>54392366
Made some 'uge piles of it

Allroight, dats da entiure table! Now letz fluff dis ere out!

>>54392381
Okay so we are friends with the space elves, we beat the hell out of some humans, we looted some crisis mechs despite being melee heavy heavy and our main enemy is other orks so that's probably where we get our numbers so i think we should start with the weirdboy

>>54392433
We're melee heavy, we loot meks, we go fast, you know what we are?

We'z Knoights.

Our Weirdboy waz named Murlin and we've made a big pile o' mechs we call Kamelots.

>>54392510
Also our space elf friends could be the fey that got us such sweet kit. The Knoights o' da Roundish Scrap o' Metal.

>>54392552
There's probably a Farseer who pretends to be the Lady of the Lake to influence the klan.

>>54392510
>>54392552
>>54392560
>Listen up ya grotz, ya gotta have Shiv-al-ree when you're out krumpin gitz. Else wise you'z is just the same as dem, krumpin wit out honnah.
>Does that mean we gotz to be noble and curt-eouz?
>No it don't you git, it meanz you gotta carry 'round shivs! How'z you gonna chop some git if you don't got yer shivz?!

>>54392510
Weirdboss morkin dreamkrumpa: Not much is known of the ork know as morkin dreamkrumpa except for his insanely powerful psychic ability,his strange affinity for eldar, his high rank within the "court" of the WAAAGH and the recent attacks on human and tau worlds that he played a instrumental part in.although there are some theories in the inquisition that he is the true power behind the throne in Waaaagh!ardarm,

>>54392560
>Of the many choppas in the Chiefs collection, none is more feared than Excaligoff. This massive blade is wreathed in an ethereal blue energy and is said to have been loot from his battle with a strange foe in a lake.