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ITT: Times your players/characters earned awesome points 2017-07-17 08:47:07 Post No. 54373190
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ITT: Times your players/characters earned awesome points
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2017-07-17 08:47:07
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Post awesome one-liners, epic finishing moves, heroic moments, and general badassery. I'll start.
>DM'ing for some friends
>Party has just escaped an episodic villain's base, got a pretty good look at it on their way out
>A naturally made underground cavern, converted to a militaristic base, with the only exits being an elevator shaft (which they destroyed on their way out) and a hole in the ceiling with some rocky cliffs leading to it
>Party staying at a dwarven stronghold, convince leader to lend some manpower (the dwarves had been plagued by baddies before)
>Trying to think of how to fight them
>The thief gets an idea
>Asks dwarven leader for their best miners
>Leader raises an eyebrow and asks why
>"Their base is underground, right below the surface. We take our army, take these miners, and dig out the roof above them. Then they're forced to make a choice. Either they get the hell out of their hole, and we have a fair fight on our hands, or they call our bluff, and hold their positions..."
>Fucker looks right at me with a shit-eating grin
>"Rocks fall."
>"Everyone dies."
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>The time has come
>The dwarves have dug out all but a thin layer of the ceiling out
>The baddies appear to have called the bluff
>Dwarven leader made it clear none of his miners were to be injured
>Party tries to think of how to drop the roof on them
>Cleric steps up, knows what he has to do
>Stands atop the thin rock and casts a spell to boost his strength to fuckyou levels
>Says one final prayer to his god, in the form of a war cry
>Slams his fist down on the stone
>Ceiling shatters
>1500 soldiers dead
>1500 plus one man with the wrath of his god beside him
>Legends now sing of the man who slew a thousand men with a single blow
>And the party knows it to be true
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