Chaos is real.

>>54363853
I gotta start worshipping Slaneesh

>>54363853
is Mattis too strategic for Khorne?

>>54363853
So, /tg/, your Acolytes have finally managed to track down the leadership of the cult of Tzeentch worshippers who have been manipulating a planet's government for hundreds of years.

Kicking open the door, you are faced with a hook nosed man. "Oy vey, what are you doing in here, goyim?"

What do?

>>54364072
I sage when responding to obvious bait threads.

>>54363853
The nurgle one looks more like a mutation, and thus suited to tzeentch.

>>54364207
But its very unhygenic

>>54364072
"You will pay for your filthy deeds, heretic!"
I don't recognize the weird manner of speech he uses.

>>54364072
"Fuck you, Nazi" then beat the shit out of the GM.

>>54364072
I immediately start arguing with the GM about how much of a meme-loving cuck he is and set off the pipe bomb I have hidden under the table.

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>>54364072
Hmm... a premise is at least set up that makes for an interesting scenario, but then is obviously switched out for a /pol/ meme. Posts like these are usually done not because /pol/ is invading, but because impotent /pol/lacks who happen to play traditional games are no longer able to make a dent in the board after the election, and thus are forced to try for a new audience... This is, I believe, the reason for /pol/'s obsession with the overuse of the word cuck. They're simply transposing their own helplessness and impotence in their own lives, even on their favorite image board, and trying to push it on other people... and still trying to justify why they're here. I find this very sad. You have my condolences.

2/10, more sad than anything else, really.

>>54364072
It's not a nose, it's a beak.

>>54364394
It's not a beak, it's a literal hook.

Intel was wrong, you're dealing with Slaaneshi!

>>54364412
Just.
As.
Planned.

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>>54364393
Don't try so hard next time friend.

>>54364393
I love you, bait reviewer.

Poster ID's need to be put into effect on all boards.

I suspect this thread is an autistic argument between two samefags.

>>54364072
Check that squad has rebreathers on, then try out that gas grenade.

>>54364316
t. Autistic manlet who has never actually been in a fight

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>54364393
Can you imagine being so mad about a shitpost that you write a whole paragraph about how not mad you are while adopting some meme-y Internet-Critic-Persona?

>>54363973
Without being the 41M, the logical one to win in today's Earth is she.

>>54364072
slap my gm for indulging in /pol/ shit and find a better group

>>54364072
Disappointed that they aren't reptiles that add flourides in the water.

>>54364393
Not supportive of /pol/ leaking on teegee either, but this post reeks of reddit mediocrity

>>54364393
Nailed it.

>>54364759
>>54365754
>/pol/tards rush to defend the honor of their shitty board

>>54364393

My jaw hit the floor reading this.

>>54363853
>Slaanesh is generic EDM

for fucks sake kiddo, you need to get out more

>>54364393
The cuck meme is about "welfare queens" (black people) and all of the "good tax payers" (white people) being tricked into taking care of others' (black) children.

>>54366643
your iq must be in the 70s then

>>54364393
>>54366576
samefag

>>54363973
Slaanesh really is the best God.

The head of the lower left side has one eye open.

>>54364072
Use a flammer and roast this big nosed schemer. Don't know why he said oy Vey though or what it means.

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>>54364393
Spot on my dude.

>>54364316
>>54364356
>>54364393
>>54365790
>>54366576
>getting this out of shape over obvious /pol/bait

Oh glorious summer

>>54364393
>hehe I roleplay as a character on an online forum

Take that name off, this isn't reddit

>>54369036
>replying to a post that's eleven hours old

>>54364072
Lets be real here: the Emperor exterminated the jews just as much as he tried exterminating christian, muslim, buddhist and even hindu churches on Terra.. He was an edgelord atheist-type (despite being as close to a God as humans ever had) meaning that, given how Jewish culture is so tied to their religion, odds are he had whatever remained on Terra purged by Thunder Warriors. The Emperor did not tolerate superstition and would certainly not have tolerated ethno-religious cabals within the Imperium.

As for any he might have missed because ((they))) left before the Age of Strife, one has to assume they got assimilated into later religious tradition of the Imperium of Man since nowhere in the fluff is it ever really hinted that the jews still exist, outside of the christian undertone of the whole God-Emperor worship.

>>54364072
I should have known the Joozian abhumans were behind this!

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>>54364393
fun review to read

>>54364393

do you review bait only on /tg/ or on other boards too?

>>54364393
Mind = Blown

I've never seen such a succinct takedown of Pol. The impotence of Bait Reviewer is truly a sight to behold.

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>samefagging this hard

>>54364061
Mattis is about controlled chaos, about the appropriate amount of force. No more, no less. Not just wild violence in every direction.

>>54369111
W/e

>>54369501
>>54366643
Two of the saddest posts I've read on /tg/ in a while. Up there with people who put emotes in imageless 4chan posts.

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>>54364072
Force feed them the chemicals they used to turn the frogs gay of course.

>>54369387
The sad part is that a well rounded set of religions like Christianity or Hinduism or Buddhism would have done us so many favors in the long run, but why didn't any of that form anything in the warp?

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>>54369615
>believing in spooks

>>54369615
When the Old ones weapons zed the warp it made it lean towards negative elements of the emotional spectrum, starting the garbage in garbage out loop thay grindarked the galaxy, all because they didn't want to cure a species with chronic cancers

>>54369636
What? I though spook was a word for spies

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>>54363973
THOT BEGONE!

Figuring out that you pronounce Tzeentch as Tzeentch took me way longer than it should have

>>54368894
Not to mention a substantial chunk of the GOP/conservative constituency is reliant on welfare systems too, which is why they have never gutted it. They just can't quite find a way to make it "whites only" without actually making it "whites only" but when they do, they'll go for it.

>>54372054
I don't think there's actually a wrong way to pronounce it. I mean he's the Lord of Change; why would his name stay the same? Lead or Lead, and all that.

>>54363973
Right?

>>54364072
Peel off his mask like a Scooby-Doo villain to reveal the lizard person underneath.

>>54365490
Poster IDs ruin the point of anonymity. And if a samefag can derail a thread at one post per minute the thread clearly wasn't very good.

>>54369660
It's also a word for ghosts, niggers, and basic human decency.

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>>54364072

>>54375078
Trump is a puppet of the Jews and you know it.

>>54369541
You are retarded. I am not joking.

>>54363853

>Mutated humans
>Not Tzeentch

>>54369387
Clearly Christianity didn't get wiped. There was enough to steal the aesthetic and rhetoric if nothing else.

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>>54363853
>>54363973

Close, but no cigar

>>54364061
>>54369519

He's no more a Khorne-worshiper than is the Lord-Commander who approves an order of Exterminatus

>>54375803
Still fine

I'm closet trans anyway

>>54364393
Namefag and reddit tier post.

4/10. Better luck next time

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>>54364393

>>54375904
no u

>>54364393
Upvoted, my good sir.

>>54364072
I ask why my girl friend never told me she secretly rules the world

>>54364207
I bet if that kid gets scared, he just bends over and runs backwards really fast.

>>54363853
What about Malal?
Sorry, Malice?

>>54376740
>>54364207

Can he move those legs? Does he have a brother living inside him? Is he worshiped as a minor hindu deity?

>>54377291
No.
Not living, no.
Probably.

>>54376965
>hates everything
>self defeating
>may or may not have had some impact but nobody really cares
That's us

>>54377291
If you're asking seriously, it's probably a case of parasitic twins. So basically he has a siamese twin, but his twin doesn't have a brain.

>>54375078
So you'd join the bad guy's side for a power boost?

>>54364061
His Callsign was literally Chaos.

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>>54364072
'A heretic might find absolution in death but your kind is forever doomed. There are no shekels waiting for you where I will send you.
By the way, Saturday Night Live sucks.' *exterminatus*

>>54363853

But Islam is a religion of peace, you bigot

>>54376117
Is that a Dwarf Giant Mech or am I misinterpreting it's size?

>>54363973
There is finally a start collecting for Slaanesh on GW. FINALLY!

>>54376117
>belt sander roller skates
It's like they never even watched Jackass.
Though the lower center of gravity on a squat as opposed to a human night make balancing on them a lot eas

>>54378065
This Person gets it.

>>54364072
The same thing I do every time my character kicks open a door: pull the trigger on my flamethrower.

>>54364393
>/pol/'s obsession with the overuse of the word cuck

Actual /pol/ browser here, it's rare to see the word 'cuck' used outside of memeing and actual cuckoldry these days.

>>54383814

I'm going to check your math on this one right now.
>goes to /pol/ and ctrl+f's the word "cuck" for the first ten most-replied to threads.
Thread 1: 8 results (trump related thread)
Thread 2: Five. (trump related thread)
Thread 3: Three results. (trump related thread)
Thread 4: Four Results. (trump related thread)
Thread 5: one result (islam related thread)
Thread 6: fifteen results (The_Donald related thread)
Thread 7: None! Grats. (not trump related)
Thread 8: None! Grats. (not trump related)
Thread 9: None! Grats. (not trump related)
Thread 10: ten results. (trump related)
That's the ten most active threads on /pol/ right now.
So you're right, "cuck" is not really a /pol/ thing. It seems to be more in use by trump supporters. The single mention in the islam thread was a posted with a picture of a donald trump meme, so it's safe to assume that if you're a trump supporter on /pol/ "cuck" is likely your go-to insult.

>>54384235

As an aside, I took a peek at the_donald because of this and uses of the word "cuck" and "based" are used several dozen times in every thread in the "hot" tab of the front page, barring buried/hidden comments.

>>54363853
Wouldn't Nurgle be an Anti-Vaxxer?
And Slaneesh some sports star?

>>54369645
what was even the reasoning for the old ones not wanting to cure the necrons anyway?
was it just pure up there own arse like eldar are at times?