>found a bunch of popular recipes and perfected making yummy

>>54356668
Go to FLGS
Scope out possibles
Play some games with them in store - neutral territory so you can figure out if they are serial killers (and they can figure you out too)
Offer to host game at yours
[OPTIONAL] Bribe with brought-from-home food, imply more awaits in your lair
Cover gaming room with plastic sheeting, duct tape
Use alcohol and animal tranquiliser cocktail to incapacitate players
Butcher them on the Dresden table
Use boat to dispose of neatly jointed remains in the ocean

>>54356918
What a cunt. I'd love to see him DQ'ed for attempting to drown the other guy.

>>54357069
I would not advise using the boat.
Grind them and flush them in public toilets, slowly, over time.

Bodies would float up over time. Most boats are atested - they float while holding a person and while full of water.

My advice? Ask your Irl friends. I've finally managed to put together a group after a few year long drought.

>>54357172
It's a sketch. Are you that dense?

>>54357069
>>54357271

The internet was a mistake.

>>54357271
Have you seen Dexter? Just weigh down the packets.

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Play with your friends, obviously.
Find your most mature and creative friends that have the time, and get them in for a session 0 to disscus system/campaign/schedule etc.
Go from there, fucking play
Eventually they might invite their other friends, or you might invite new friends that you make

>>54357921
f-friends?

>>54357921
From the OP it's obvious he's lacking in the "friends" department. That's why he wants to meet other gamers to be friends with.