Why hello, fellow Inquisitor! How are you on this fine day?

What would a Tau colony inspired by:

-British.
-French.
-German.
-Italian.
-Greek.
-Scandinavian.
-Russian.
-Polish.

Be like?

>>54352053
Hello there. Wait...

Why are you so...

Blue?

>>54352107
I have no idea! I have never seen one before. Do you know?

>>54352146
I...uh..........it is a rare skin condition? Not much blood goes to the head because of it.

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>54352146
It's holy Paint

>>54352146
>>54352107
How bout one inspired by the blues?

>jazz tau
>the Blues Brothers except they're Rogue Traders going out to raise money for the Schola
>we're on a mission from (the) God (Emperor)

>>54352107
British, well-ordered, well mannered, battles stop for tea and tiffin. Apart from the Northern enclave where everything stops for booze.
French, laconic, surly, always smoking.
German, constantly chimping out and invading everywhere.
Italian, Always on the winning side, no matter who that winning side is.
Greek, always in debt.
Scandanavian, much like the British but moew morose. Don't do tiffin.
Russian, See German.
Polish, drunk. Horribly, horribly drunk. Hardest working of all the colonies though.

>>54352218
>cheeki breeki russian/polish/ukrainian tau running around a planet post-daemons, gathering all the warp artifacts

>>54352279
Wouldn't that be Gypsy Tau?

>>54352314
Of course. They would just be less creepy.

>>54352053
where is your nose

>>54352107
>>54352218

What about a Spanish Tau?

>>54352218
You don't know russians it seems
Polish would be working yes, but sobber

Russian tau....Well orks would be there allies because anyone that can make alcohol is there friend

>>54352107
In what time period for each of them?

>>54352842
lost it during a battle

>>54352842
uhh lost it in a mining accident. some dumbass put the wrong charges down and then BOOM a pieces of stone hit me right in the face. At least my mustache was safe.

>>54352862
Which type of Spaniard.

Reconquista Spaniard, Imperial Spaniard or the Modern Spaniard?

>>54352842
An ork punched me in the face before I could bayonet him to death. It's...not something I like talking about.

>>54352107
Israeli. One could very easily see a Gaza Strip-esque situation forming.

>>54352053
>When you realize their head slits are for slipping in prosphetic noses

hhehehehehe

>>54352053
WHY HELLO, FELLOW INQUISITOR! I AM GOOD TODAY. I PURGED A PLANET OF TRAITORS CONSORTING WITH THOSE FILTHY, BLUE-SKINNED TAU, AND COMPOSED A SONG ABOUT IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhc

WILL THIS MAKE GOOD IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA?

>>54352107
Not free

>>54354792
>>54354793
>>54354816
for my second question, why do you have a gigantic orifice on your forehead. Disc drives are heretical technology.

>>54352107
communist and lacking in manliness

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>>54352053
Get in the fucking Rhino, I don't want to have to make a scene and kill more people to cover your murder up Inquisitor.

>>54356246
The doc who fixed my nose was a hack. I ask for the ability to still smell and this fuck thinks I'm a fucking dolphin, so 4 hours of pain later I look in the mirror to see this. Now every time a priest, arbites, or inquisitor see me I have to give a vile of blood I keep with me to them so that they don't shoot/shout at me.