That Girl

>inb4 a parade of white knights

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nice bait fag.

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>>54325872
>find a group through a local vidya guild
>they play pathfinder. Ok cool
>meet That Girl
>100 kg 1,50 m, no neck, sausage fingered, pendulously chinned
>bona fide rippling, roiling landwhale with giant tits
>session starts
>door is locked
>DM literally locks us in saying it's for 'atmosphere'
>I'm in character as much as possible, trying to get the others in the spirit as well
>landwhale refuses to be in character
>barely capable of coherent speech
>she just mumbles about how I should've just bought a better table
>inserts exhibitionism and rape
>smokes at the table
>fails to even get neckbeards interested in her
>one of the creepy, greasy tits since I can't look at her hand and not have tits there
>landwhale plays a half naked gnome paladin of some homebrewed love goddess
>described him as "powerfully built, with big hand and hooves wink wink"
>I believe in absolutely bad actions, except for when I don't.
>first encounter: everyone is stoked, one landwhale player casually brags about knowing more about D&D than anyone there.
>DM takes exception to that
>Even I feel a smile creep across my mouth
>Decide to play Fighter too for the challenge of it all.
>Tell him I was gonna make A Two Weapon Warrior, one of the fighter archetypes and go all out with Bastard Swords.
>Say he was a weaboo type who trained with swords and junk.
>Party finds a huge cache of alchemist fire.
>Everyone takes a couple, as there isn't a wizard to dish out the AoE spells.
>DM "OK FINE"
>we relax
>DM offers a do-over then runs EXACTLY the same scenario with same results
>landwhale politely requests that he take her greasy little gnome chode and jam it up the physical ass of Mr. Fuck.
>mfw

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>>54326087
What

>>54325872
>that hang

>>54326087
Intriguing

>>54325872
I'd say I found the ultimate That Guy, but miraculously, it turns out that when you combine enough That Guy elements together, they actually cancel each other out.

So let's start at the beginning. We're in an urban horror game that started through Meetup, and against all odds, it's a pretty good group. But then one of our players recently had to bail. We put it back on Meetup, and quickly get a new player who just joined the group. As soon as he arrives, I start to get a bad vibe, because he's close to every That Guy stereotype rolled into one... he's in his mid 40s, so fat he needs a cane, and grimy and unwashed. If he had a neckbeard he'd be an image macro. We also quickly discovered that he's quite an avid snacker, and that he slobbers when he eats. Needless to say, I'm immediately getting a bad vibe. But it gets worse. We made it clear that our characters are supposed to be military, law enforcement, or espionage types... but what we get is a barely legal Japanese schoolgirl with a katana. An extremely beautiful one, as he's quick to lovingly describe. Oh, and she's not fond of authority. The GM is annoyed and all of us are leery, but he decides to give him a chance anyway. So begins what was sure to be a session from my nightmares. And for a little bit, it is. Because his character is lecherous, and rude, and he close to forces us to beg him to drag her along.

Except then a miracle happens. It turns out he's also one of those people who gets distracted very quickly if he's not in combat. And what happens, he doesn't start looking at his cell phone or playing on his laptop. Oh, no, it's much better than that. He goes to sleep. Just dozes the fuck off, at the middle of our table, snoring away and occasionally having an apnea-related gasp or choke before dozing back off. Annoying and kind of grotesque, but we all agree not to poke a sleeping bear, and so run our entire session without him. And we never invite him back.

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...and then...uh...this woman...well I think it was a woman...she, uh...married me.

>>54326087
I'm inclined not to believe this, mostly because I know some girls around 1.5 meters tall and 100 kg, and they aren't anywhere near landwhale status. More like moderate chub. I guess the girls I know are more muscular?

>>54327193
Do you live in the US by any chance?

>Be separated from majority of party, just my warlock and That Girl's rogue as we hide in the woods waiting for enemy soldiers to march through
>We're hiding in the trees, didn't have much time to plan a defense, but we still have the element of surprise
>Trying to suggest plans that can help us take out a big chunk of the army and distract them while the others prepare more defenses, using my AoE warlock spells while she picks off people getting away
>Army comes by
>They don't notice us, we still have plenty of time to figure this out
>She immediatly fires before we even finish planning
>Instead of me going first to effect the most people when the weren't expecting it
>The soldiers find us in the trees immediatly
>She bolts
>I'm left behind to deal with them
>Only able to get rid of a few before I need to escape too
>Need to waste my precious few spell slots to do anything of worth to them without her help
Why didn't you just waaaaaait.

Besides that though she's a fine player.

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>>54326087
Can I get a youtube explains on this post? Seriously, fuck.

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I wish I had a girlfriend in tabletop so badly

>>54325872
okay so she had really big tits and everybody got too distracted to play
grrr i hated her so much

I once ran a few campaigns for an all-girl group and with two exceptions they always ran all-male parties with the atmosphere rather steeped in homoeroticism.

So I guess all of them collectively, though I've had fun.

I'm pretty sure the girl in the group is into that whole "healslut" thing because every time she heals us she all of a sudden starts breathing hard into the mic. Sometimes she moans.

>>54327129
i have a woman encounter story and no-one will believe me, Crow. what do i do?

>>54325954
Why would that happen?

>>54327692
>not turning a subby twink into your girlfriend so you can LARP ERP after the session.

If fat neckbeards can do it, so can you.

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>one of the creepy, greasy tits since I can't look at her hand and not have tits there
What did >>54326087 mean by this?

>>54325872
Most experiences I've had with women in tabletop were positive. In fact, almost all of them. Except ONE. She was THE that girl.
>Hysterical. Has severe troubles spotting the difference between OOC and IC.
>As a result, very fearful for her character - you could have got the impression that she was Blackleaf, and if her characters was to die, so would she.
>For example, once she was very close to dropping to 0 hp - not even dying - and it made her freak out for an entire hour, with tears and begging DM not to attack her anymore.
>Had crippling anxiety every time she had to make any sort of decisions. Choices paralyzed her, and she had to be actively forced to do something.
>Also had an extremely horrible, shirll voice and an annoying accent.

And you know the worst part? None of this was her fault, and me and the whole table pitied her. She had really troubled family, and her mother fucking hated her guts and would often abuse her for no reason. On numerous occasions she forgot to turn off her microphone, and we listened to her cry, as her mother screamed at her. If this is how she was raised, no wonder she came out screwed up.

Eventually, however, we had to realize her mental health is not our responsibility. We wanted to have fun, not listen to her cry for hours and hold therapy sessions. We let her go, and while we felt really shitty about ourselves, it was like a breath of fresh air.

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>>54328136

>>54327226
Oz. I would say you're close, but you're nowhere near.

>>54327193
100 kg is about 220lbs and 1.5 meters is about 4ft 11 in. That's definitely obese right there.

>>54328240
In Australia, we also use kilos and meters. I was aware that 100kg is heavy.

You may have noticed me saying the girls I know are more muscular. Muscle weighs more than fat. Hence why I thought 100 was a chubby weight, not a ridiculously obese sausage fingers who can't attract even fat neckbears.

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>>54328136
Fuck man, I know that feel. Used to have a player that had all sorts of mental and physical issues. He wasn't a bad person but was disruptive and just kind of depressing to be around. I hadn't seen him for a long time but I heard that he was prostituting himself for drugs. Every time I think about it I have to remind myself that there wasn't anything more that I could have done and that his life choices are not my responsibility.

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>>54328340
Holy fuck, how ripped are these girls that you know? 4' 11" at 220 is pretty fucking massive. Are they fucking body builders?

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>>54328402
>tfw this lucky anon is surrounded by musclegirl shortstacks

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>>54328480
I'm convinced he's fucking up a measurement somewhere, according to google at most the ideal weight is at most like 130ish pounds, or 54 kilos. If they weigh almost twice that they have to be fucking hueg someway or another.

>>54326087
I think this is some kind of horrible amalgamation of various that girl/guy stories
>>54326162
>>54326270
>>54327193
>>54327417
>>54328112

>>54328640
So either anon thinks he's more clever than he is, or an AI is experimenting with communicating with us and is trying to fit in?

>>54328402
She may be 5 ft flat, I don't know your backwards american measurements. She's short AF. Also strong, and sitting on somewhere around F/G+ cups. I don't know her exact measurements (what with me not being close/suave enough to ask without it being weird) but I know she's somewhere around 90-100 kilos.

>>54328480
Much like ripped fat guys, she's got clear muscles under her chub.

Also she's taken by my tallest friend, which is hilarious when they try to kiss.

>>54328683
The latter wouldn't be the first time.

>>54328745
from your description she's proper muscular then, not some crazy body builder who focuses entirely on muscle definition. For your metric measurements 5ft flat is about 152cm. A normal weight for a woman at that height would be about 42-54 kilograms.

>>54327129
Underrated

>>54328062
>LARP ERP
this is one of the funniest things I've ever read and I don't know why

>>54326087

Haven't seen this pasta in a while. Nice.

>tfw no attractive That Girl to tease you with her in-character actions
>tfw you dont take up on it because it's sort of awkward(albeit flattering) she's being subtly sexual towards your character with hers
>tfw she doesn't up and just starts groping you after one of the sessions because she grown impatient waiting for you to pick up on her signals

porn tier writing, yes, but I want to feel love and one of my greatest turn-ons is assertiveness. Begone, you mumbling, "im okay with it if youre okay with it", indecisive women.

>>54328906
When was the first time?

>girl shows up every week at AL
>only time she isn't on her phone is when it's her turn in combat
>never rps
>always plays barbarian but doesn't even bother to rage
>always comes with bogusly high hp and ac and doesn't respond when you call her out on it

At least she's kinda attractive

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>>54328136

I knew someone like that. It feels bad to cut them out of your life, but like you said it's not your responsibility to fix them.

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>Playing Pathfinder with a meh GM to begin with
>Great fellow player has to quit due to frustrating work schedule
>GM looks for new player, makes GMPC in the interim
>Finally gets up the courage to ask us if it's okay if his gf plays
>We all agree we don't mind as long as she can actually make it to the sessions, we don't want another person flaking on us
>She agrees, we begin to discuss as an online group what the party has, and what our previous PC was, so that she can integrate easily into the mix
>She seems to understand, claims understanding of the game's rules, and the setting, we're ready to have her join
>She misses what was supposed to be her very first session
>And then the second, too.
>When she finally shows up for the third, I'm already angry because she did literally the one thing we all didn't want her to do, which was miss sessions
>She's about 5', pear shaped, sagging chest, stringy-haired, droopy face
>Not the worst possible looking hambeast gargoyle, but holy shit, she fucking acts like she's a golden goddess that mortal man is blessed to look upon
>Turns out she didn't make her character during the extra three weeks she had
>So our session becomes making her character for her, like literally for her, as in, she doesn't seem to know even the first fucking rule of the game
>She's too good for the normal character sheets, so she gets a special one that has a bunch of shit on it from a different system that doesn't even apply
>She decides on a Half-Elven Ranger that dual-wields Scimitars and has an Animal Companion
>Fuckingkillme.jpg
Cont.

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>>54329882

>Her boyfriend, the GM, basically makes her character from scratch, and to his credit, doesn't make her OP or give her much special treatment besides a bit of extra gold because she's new and is bound to fuck up
>She doesn't know what to spend any of that gold on, so I literally do her shopping for her and buy all of her items, and then hand them to her on a piece of paper so that we can move on
>She's godawful to actually play with
>Doesn't know anything about the rules, won't even take the time to read her class or her own character sheet
>When asked her AC, she just shows her sheet to the other PC sitting next to her and they tell her what it is
>Every time she attacks, everyone else adds her modifiers up for her
>She thinks she's smart enough in life to be able to do things in the game, but doesn't grasp the concept that metagame knowledge can't be used to influence character actions
>Besides that, her 'metagame knowledge' can be summed up in any boy scout's first year
>"Hurr you can sharpen branches to make spears"
>"Hurr, you can double back over your trail to make yourself harder to track"
>GM won't explain that none of this out-of-game shit really applies because she's the alpha in their relationship
>But if any other PC explains it, she gets butthurt for people stepping on her ideas
>She forgets she even has an Animal Companion
>Her horrible decision making is draining our resources, causing other people to become more stressed during fights
>GM doesn't give her special treatment, to his credit, but fuck, she's bad enough on her own, and he won't step in because she has his balls in a bag

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>>54329895
>Losing her character sheet and having to rewrite it from scratch
>Completely unaware of what's actually in the setting, citing cultures, races, religions, etc. that don't fucking exist.
>Getting mad at the rest of the party for spending time on things they like that she doesn't like
>Getting mad at the GM during fights where her awful character can't contribute
>Getting mad at me for shitting on her ideas by citing rules that contradict them
>Getting mad at other characters just for being good
>Finally turns up one session with another person in tow
>Turns out that's her boyfriend
>Turns out her relationship with GM is polyamorous
>So she sits in the middle of the two of them, and both her boyfriends know how to play, so they both make her decisions
>And they both vie for her attention romantically, in plain view of all of the rest of us
>She acts like a fucking god-queen deigning to grace the table with her presence
>All other PCs are visibly frustrated at the magnitude of attention-whoring that has replaced our actual decent campaign
>Due to reasons not made public, her and GM break up
>He's a little hurt, but everyone, I mean everyone, is happy that she's gone
>She plays with us for one more session, and it's not awkward or anything
>Actually, probably the best session we ever had with her
>Then she makes up some shit about her work and doesn't play with us anymore
>As soon as she's given up on us and we've gotten to relax without her, she starts to contact a fellow bro PC with clearly flirtatious intent
>She also does the same thing to GM, despite them having just broken up
>GM actually kind of goes for it
>Everyone just wants to fucking choke her

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Our Cthulhu group actually used to have more girls than guys, and all three of them were pretty fuckin great. Good looking, even, if you can believe that shit.
I still GM two of them in a Pathfinder game, a game I actually made at the request of one of them, who has been my long term gf since then.
Honestly, there's no 'That Girl' story here. I just kinda wanted to brag. We're real fuckin happy together, and we love /tg/. Pretty great.

>>54329895
Sounds more like the GM is at fault more than she is. Even the worst people can be fun to play with if they're made to follow the rules.

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>>54329911
Almost believable up till
>polyamorous

>>54330018
This shit is more likely than you think. I literally met a poly girl at one point (not playing rpgs though).

>>54330040
>>54330018
Utah has three unlikely markets it supports.

Geek Culture, Polyamory, and an extreme BDSM community as a result of extreme sexual repression.

All three are a result of Mormonism.

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>>54329911
I didn't think it was possible to be a good GM from the cuckshed.

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>>54330079
>geek culture
>result of Mormonism
Explain.

Get ready for some feels
>be me
>DM
>girl is dating guy that is my friend in group
>let's call him C, her B
>best friend also in group
>he will be O
>she doesn't roleplay at all
>only ever plays the same dwarven warrior
>whatever, still a great game
>C goes on family vacation
>game stops for a month
>one day, B and O hang out
>they end banging after
>I find out through O
>whatthefuck.jpg
>force B to tell C what she has done
>B blames O for the whole deal
>she has cheated in relationships before
> want to burn bitch at the stake
>go on to game group chat and tell everyone what she has done
>tears group apart
>lost group and friends
>me and best bud have to go find a new group

I hate her so much

>>54330105
80% of the state is a religion that is passive aggressive towards anything related towards Sex, Alcohol, Drugs, Coffee, and Snapple Tea.

Your options are Binge Watching every anime on Netflix, going to the FLGS, Vidya, or being part of the whitest sports teams in the US.

Even Time Magazine aknowledes it:
http://time.com/78149/nerdiest-state/

>>54330040
>I literally met a poly girl at one point
is that phrasing supposed to convince me?

>>54330152
DESU it was O's fault. He should have said "nah bitch I don't fuck my friends girl." Women are emotional creatures and will often act on feels without thinking about consequences, O's should have kept his dick in his pants then called C immediate after. Also you really shouldn't have gotten involved

>>54330105
I've lived in Utah for a number of years, and I can safely say that Mormons are the most stereotypical upstanding white people you will ever meet. Plus the whole no drugs (caffeine counts as a drug to Mormons), no alcohol, no being friends with people outside the church, etc.

Magic the gathering and D&D are the only things you have left to socialize in that situation unless you're a dude-bro who does nothing but sports.

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>>54330155
Well that certainly explains it. Sounds like it sucks to live there though.

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>>54328013
Don't judge!

My current cleric character is basically in a d/s relationship with the party fighter as her healer and it's elating.

But we're not being that girls because the whole rest of the group is doing relationship stuff too.

>>54330195
It's honestly not that bad. You drive to Provo or Salt Lake to go to the bars, and Online Dating actually works to meet attractive chicks. Fetlife is Fucking Nuts though, and Polyamory/Swinging is pretty damn common.

It gets insane though... give me a minute and I'll give you guys a cuckoldry screencap of "It'll get passed around as a Filename for a couple weeks" proportions.

>Always interested in table top. Download 4e PDFs years ago and read from them once but seemed too complex at the time and know my other friends aren't committed enough.
>One year ago get new job, meet cool coworker who i'm best friends with now. Start talking about it and gets me into Pathfinder campaign that's only had 4 sessions so far at local game store
>DM is cool as shit, have lots of fun even though one player never plays again and the other is a troll who leaves battle to chase after fleeing noncombatants we saved for miles so he can set them on fire. He gets kicked out after the next week.
>Friend and I are only players for 5 weeks
>That Girl and her boyfriend show up. That Girl is coincidentally new hire at our workplace. My friend and her didn't even recognize each other but she recognized me. Pure coincidence that she showed up. Same week some super annoying guy also starts playing.
>DM's method of making characters for people is asking "how do you play skyrim?" and apparently she said she just hides and heals Lydia.
>DM helps her make a favored soul drow character, follower of Olidammara. Her boyfriend plays her human fighter loveslave or something, is some sort of cuck and won't shut up about how small his penis is every session.
Where it gets bad is when we actually start playing.
>Worst mistake. She is the last person in the world who should be playing a caster.
>She's hot in a very conventional sense. I prefer bigger thighs so i don't really care. She's has IRL intelligence score of 6 and has a trashy septum piercing.
>Literally incapable of playing game. When her turn comes up she always says she will hold action.
>Is our party's only healer. For some reason she can't be assed to go up and heal people, unless they're her boyfriend or we beg her to. Even then she can't even figure out how to roll 2d8 and add a number.
>Every session DM tells her she should write down her spells.

>>54329911
>Turns out her relationship with GM is polyamorous

BIG
FAT
FUCKING
RED
FLAG

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>>54330105
Of the three things he listed, it's the geek culture bit that got you interested?
>>54327692
What steps do you intend to take to make this happen?
>>54330294
>"It'll get passed around as a Filename for a couple weeks" proportions.
Calm down, Wayne.

>>54330343
That's because he explained the last two and they make perfect sense. Sexual repression can lead to some horny motherfuckers. Religion causing nerds is a bit odd however.

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>>54330155
>>54330191

>Be Mormon

>Literally have no friends within the church

>All friends met throughout the years are non members

>They have given far more love and understanding than any of my wards peers ever did

>Still meet up to play rpgs after all these years

Small mercies and blessings anon. Small mercies and blessings...

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>>54330356
OH HIGH, IT'S GNOSTICISM. HERE TO SAY HELLO.

Also, Monks.

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>>54330343
I'm not that asshole, but alright, Whatever you say...

>>54330376
Wait... that's epic?

Anon... how long have you been on fetlife?

>>54330380
Alright, I named it in a hurry. Epic is a drastic exaggeration.

>>54330358
Why are you still Mormon?

>>54330297
cont.
>she does and then loses them.
>Her boyfriend loses his character sheet and has to reroll. The annoying guy does this twice, but ends up enlisting so he stops coming and it doesn't matter.
>Her boyfriend is frequently absent due to his job. We assume she comes because he wants to play, but it turns out to be the other way around. Can't figure out why when she doesn't pay attention to anything that happens and can't do anything in combat. This is their first tabletop game as well and for some reason she's already bought 5 different sets of dice.
>Our DM has ADD or something and can't go 30 minutes without telling an unrelated anecdote about some generic video game he played or an episode of Archer. That Girl only makes problem worse because she constantly distracts him.
>One week they just don't show up. Never told anyone. We're waiting around so my gf who just came to watch that week has DM help her make character just for fun. Eventually we realize they're not coming and DM insists she joins us. She has lots of fun and picks up game quickly.
>NExt week guess who's back.
>Still shitting up the game. Combat takes twice as long. One week I am on watch in wilderness and wake everyone up as basilisks approach our camp.
>Says she wants to just stay in her tent
Why the fuck is she even here??? I can't see because the grid mat is the other direction but apparently my gf and our friend are giving each other annoyed looks about her constantly
>My friend rolls a new charcter who is basically Half Orc Don Quixote. Most ridiculous character ever and DM thinks he's derailing the RP. DM doesnt' get it at first and tries to punish us for a couple sessions, but then he realizes we're all about getting by on crazy hijinx rather than being powergaming tryhards. Plays along and our party becomes famous and awesome.
>That Girl continues to be a detriment to our team, to point our other friend who joined as wizard has to reroll to someone who can heal.

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>Be in game for a couple years
>Knew group for years prior, good people if a little power-gamey
>Suddenly girl
>Thirsty player politely asks everyone else to stay away from her because he really likes her
>Everyone agrees
>Gets cucked by the GM who swears "he never did anything, it just happened"
>Game quickly dies, group breaks up
>Haven't talked to anyone from it in the longest time after getting job
>Last thing I heard she ended up with another member of the group after the GM was done

>>54330500
>Thirsty player politely asks everyone else to stay away from her because he really likes her
What the hell kind of human beings call "dibs?" It's dating, not the last bottle of grape fanta. Girl has no agency at all, right?

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>Join Roll 20 game
>DM is grill
>Openly talks about sex in to much detail. talks about her kinks
>Have one on one session to establish my character and get me to the party
>Has NPC Brazenly flirting with my character (I'm talking blunt as a metal baseball bat)
>One player has a "cursed gauntlet" forces him to roll will saves the first time a day when he see the female party members
>Won't tell me what it does, feels like a rape gauntlet.
>Confont player in private and ask him wtf it is because this feels off
>Explains it wasn.t his idea and that TLDR a demon woman thing has his obsession and if he fails the save he thinks the female is that person and he wants to protect/fuck them
>Ask him to keep this between us, he runs to DM. I get kicked after one session

>>54330437
>Our other friend who also started playing has to reroll and play caster so we can actually be healed
>Actually manage to get by pretty decently.
>Our group only has one core book. My friends and I all use PDFs or the SRD, so we don't have anything on hand to look shit up.
>That Girl insists on hoarding the book to use as her spell list, even though she never ever casts any spells.
>One time Druid asks to see so he can look at what he can turn into.
>Refuses to let go of book.
>One week we end right before boss because store is closing for the night. Her boyfriend was absent.
>Shows up next week with his 3rd character because he keeps losing his. Hear's we're gonna fight a kraken. "Oh this is Krunk's fault isn't it?"
>Constantly tries to hijack tone of the game and be tryhard even though we left behind any super serious tone to the game weeks ago in favor of having fun. He just hasn't been there.
>Every week Girl has gotten worse. She can't even make an ability check anymore even though you only add 2 numbers together. For some reason their dice collection has doubled, as well.
>Every week DM has tried to tell her to pay attention. One week he even confiscated her phone and it still didn't help. Tells her she really needs spell list.
>Everyone in party is exasperated but she's not actively trying to make the game shit and it's technically being run by the game store(DM is a co-founder) so he can't just boot someone for that.
>Final straw gets dropped. DM takes a serious scolding tone, but isn't even yelling at her or anything. Tells her if she doesn't write down a list of spells and bring it she won't have any spells anymore.
>That Girl is visibly shaken, completely taken by surprise. So unaware that she's done anything wrong at all.
>Boyfriend gets defensive. Next day is texting my friend about how he's pissed off about it.
>Thankfully they never show up again
It's just so hard to watch someone play for 4 fucking months and never learn a single thing.

>>54328136
>Blackleaf
I can't tell if this is true or just a Jack Chick reference

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>>54330500
Barkley? Or Jon?

I still defend the fact I did nothing

Oh boy to I have a story for you.
>Be grill.
>Be desperate for game, wasn't using Roll20 because fuck Roll20.
>Go to LGS and join PF game. Group is pretty cool, like 12 players that rotate depending on who shows up, only 1 autist, nobody spills spaghetti. All around pretty fun.
>Queue "That Girl." This was at the era when the cringe Creepypasta fandom was a thing.
>She fucking loves Slenderman and Yaoi. She asks if I had seen Marble Hornets. I reply "I've heard of it, yeah."
>Jesus save me I know not what I did.png. I am now her best friend. I also must like Slenderman and Yaoi.
>Every time I go to the store she orbits me, despite her nearly having gravity of her own, and plays the loudest goddamn meme videos on her phone between showing off weird and sometimes furry porn.
>I lack the assholishness at this stage in my life to tell her to fuck off.
>Eventually store owner hears her blaring the fucking Torrets Guy video at top volume, has enough, tells her to fuck off, tell me to fuck off too for being the parasites host.
>FML.

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>>54330589
>>I lack the assholishness at this stage in my life to tell her to fuck off.
Sometimes, you have to pay a tax. Your tax was getting kicked out of a game store in order to become less of a doormat.

Seems like a decent trade.

>>54330589
Do what us men do: constantly make up excuses for why you don't want to hang out, with things like work n' shit.

Eventually, over time, she'll get so bored of trying to get a hold of you when you're not "busy" that she'll give up and move on. I've done it before and it's easy.

>>54326056
Yellow was best

>>54330642
It was only at the store. But jesus trying to play PF when the avatar of DeviantArt was hovering around you.
I was retarded but I wasn't retarded enough to give her any contact info.

>Had a girl who was pretty cool playing with us for board game night
>She said she had played a decent deal of boardgames before
>Playing Cosmic Encounter
>Everyone talks to her like she's a complete newbie and explaining rules she already had a complete understanding of and constantly interrupting me who was the owner and normally the teacher of the game.
>Guys makes awful negotiations that benefited her more than anyone
>Cheering when she won as only me and one other person seemed to be playing to win throughout the whole thing

Bonus story, guy brings his girlfriend to boardgames when she shows little interest, yadda yadda, she ends up playing the game only to fuck everyone else up and help her boyfriend win, no one had fun that night. I wish I had more women in my group but they always go one way or the other on fucking us up.

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>>54326087
I see Google is now using deep mind to try and make that guy stories.

>>54327692
You have to make your own.
Pro-tip, start small. Board games, maybe. Work your way up from there, bit by bit.

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>>54330824
>Make your own
Nah man I know how this shit ends.

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>>54330837

>>54330573
Personally I don't really care, things like that happen.

>>54330294
>give me a minute
>one hour and 40 minutes ago

My gf (female) decided to come to a game and was a really annoying player. She wanted to murderhobo in an investigation/horror game.

>>54330992
>>54330376
it took the guy 10 minutes, retard

>>54330018
Not unlikely as it seems, I met two poly girls in my small city. Huge fucking red flag, at least for me.
I was kinda hooking up with one of them when she mentioned it, I bailed so hard that if I had actually jumped out of the window no one would've even. batted an eye.

To her credit, she was aware enough that she felt she had to tell me before any serious involvement, so there's that.

>>54330152
B is a bitch, O is an asshole.

>>54330564
>you could have got the impression that she was Blackleaf

It's a reference for the purpose of comparison

>>54331032

>gf (female)

so fucking sick of transphobic people in this hobby. if you're not ready to date a beautiful woman (male) you need to go back to Alabama you fucking Nazi.

>>54330692
How was the first girl That Girl? It's your other players' fault for being stupidely desperate.

>>54330152
And that's why people should mind their own goddam business

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>>54331210
I'm not into penis or anything that had a functional penis at any point. I also want kids, so a woman (male) is dealbreaker. A man will always genetically be a man no matter how much he mutilates himself to try to become a pale imitation of a woman.

Inb4 I identify as attack helicopter.

>>54329911
>>54330018
I used to have a polyamorous couple in my game. Only it wasn't the guy getting cucked, they were strictly looking for other chicks.

It was a little obnoxious when they'd whip out their phones and start loudly using tinder between combat rounds, but otherwise they seemed pretty normal.

>>54327193
Anon, a height of 1,5 meters and a weight of 100 kg gives you a BMI of fucking 47. That's not "moderate chub". That's "you're not going to live through the next five years" fat.

If you actually claim to know several people like this, there are two options: Either you don't understand the measurements, or you live in some kind of lard-infested hellscape.

>>54328136
Good for you. I wouldn't want to deal with mental midgets in my spare time too. Let them fix their fucking problems before they start bugging you.

>>54330693
Truly, not even shitposting jobs are safe from the robot revolution.

>>54331828
Please, Anyone can create a Monkey-Typewriter program that spits out content that they want, but it really doesn't hold up.

Artificial Intelligence will be outpaced by Natural Stupidity in this field every single time.

>>54330018
The only poly girl I ever met was this german girl, over tinder. Dreads, lots of garish tattoos (I love tats when they're done right and meaningful in some way but she had fucking cupcakes on her ankles n shit). I decided to go on a date just once for the heck of it cause I was bored. She was edgy as fuck (I make student films about women killing guys for no reason!), insisted she was a witch, had 4 boyfriends and the first thing she said upon meeting wasn't even hello, she asked for money.

I consider myself fairly open-minded, but polyamory is a sign of absolute degeneracy that goes against human nature. Wouldn't even touch that with a fifty-foot pole.

>>54331856
What if the cupcakes help deep metaphysical meaning for her? Did you ever consider that, you bigot?

>>54331892
I did, and I don't care. Those kinds of tattoos show one of two traits that are undesirable. You either don't have the self-awareness to realize a better tattoo would come off nicer and more beautiful, or completely don't care, which shows a huge lack of social-awareness and a disregard for your future, which means she will be very difficult to get along with and/or has the potential to completely embarrass you in public.

Or she he has both traits, in which case, kill it with fire. The only people those types should ever be with is others like them.

>>54331856
Polyamory isn't against human nature, human history has a higher rate of Polyamory, mostly polygamy.

But must modern day "polyamory" people aren't mature enough to be in one relationship, let alone several at once.

>>54331969
The reason I say that is because of human jealousy. We're a very possessive lot and once we mark something as "ours" it can breed some horrific behaviour in us if we perceive a threat to it. Wars have been started over women and someone being scorned for someone else. I don't think it's really doable for most humans, not unless there are some huge factors involved, like the culture of an entire people with some form of ingrained polyamory.

And yes, your comment about modern ones is spot-on.

>>54331938
To be honest, I've found that women with prominent tattoos tend to be shit-tier in general, regardless of the quality of the tattoos. It's like neon-colored hair, but for the skin.

>>54327193
>trying to mark crippling obesity as chub
Hit too close to home i see

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>>54331892
>What if the cupcakes help deep metaphysical meaning for her?

>>54329895
Hold on a second. What do you mean, none of the real world knowledge applies? I know that DnD and DnD-like games are cancer, but come on. Doubling back, for example, is a neat idea, why not let it have some mechanical effect? Are you playing a roleplaying game or just a videogame-light?

>>54332058
To an extent, it does show a certain free-ness that can translate to both good or bad, depending on the person. I'd say most aren't mature enough to realize the consequences though. It's like a mini form of the traits I mentioned.

I'd love to get a big tattoo that covers my entire left pectoral, got the design and everything and I'd been mulling it over for years but I simply won't do it. I'm in performance and it will hurt my career prospects for sure. If you don't have a name for yourself, producers and casting directors will actually consider the cost of the makeup to cover your shit up (in case your role has to show that bodypart) to be not feasible and you will be replaced by someone who doesn't have that added cost, even if it's pennies in comparison. There's also the fact it's time-consuming and often it doesn't cover 100%.

This kind of lack of foresight is more insidious than most people think.

>>54329911
Holy shit, that arrogance, that lack of character on the gm is filling me with burning rage. Thanks for the story anon

>>54332080
You don't know her! Maybe her grandfather, who was the only person in her family who really understood her, was a pastry chef and after he died she got the tattoo as a tribute to him!

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>>54332299
Then get a more tasteful tattoo elsewhere. If I was the only person my grandaughter could confide in and trust and after I died she got a cupcake tattoo on her ankle, I'd haunt the bitch and drive her to suicide. Now stop baitin'.

>>54332299
And she can talk to his soul through that tattoo. Woah

>>54329958
And i'm here sitting with a transgender that guy at my table who's bound to gonna make problems. Gonna need some food for all the salt over here.

we've had two seperate girls in our group. The second one is decent, RP's well, doesn't do bullshit often (All of her characters have this 'my legs ain't broke yet nigga' mindset and while she plays racist/homophobic characters all the time if anyone else is ICly racist or anything she shits herself) but the first girl dear fucking god she was a wreck.

She almost split the group by convincing 3 of our members the GM was out to get them (One still believes that almost 7 years later) actually ICly forced the group to split by having her ICly mentally ill character wander off on her own and then bitching ICly that nobody cared for her until two members went after her. It was every day we played together that her and her character were a different gender or had a different sexual preference. She'd come on to characters at random, and made a big fuss about nobody ERPing with her. We eventually just shunned her, stopped inviting her to games, agree'd to just remove her from everything online. She still talks shit about us on tumblr, calls us the worst people she ever knew because we weren't accepting to her ways.

>>54332433
Link the tumblr, dubsguy

>>54332347
To be fair, she is a witch.

>>54329399

I can barely remember it but there was some thread a few years ago which devolved into incoherent ramblings by the OP, half repeating the same shit over and over

>>54330500
>not in a relationship
>gets cucked
I do not thing that word means what you think it means.

>>54331210
why are you even on 4chan?

>>54333016
Because some people (re: you) don't understand being facesious or sarcastic?

>>54333168
>facesious
facetious?

Man, this would be a perfect time to make a Numale RPG.

Let the best numan win!

>>54328041
>Why would that happen?
When you make fun of someone for being a thirsty incel beta, their typical response is to call you a white knight. This is because the incel can't conceive that other people have easy access to women and thinks it's an effective insult. Basically, they misconstrue "haha, what a faggot" as "stop insulting that girl so she might consider having sex with me".

>>54331210
Xd

>>54332568
Or so she says, never trust witches

>>54330431
Being an apostate is one of the few things that'll land you in Mormon hell, and the religion is very family-focused, so there are a lot of nominal Mormons out there.

>>54333296
the pokemon, or the race from phantasy star?

>>54333450

Neither, actually.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nu-male

>>54332433
>ICly
>In-Characterly

Why am I triggered by this?

>>54325872
Every time I've played with someone who makes it known that they're a girl (I play via text primarily) they have been a terrible hindrance to the game, having no idea how the rules worked, getting overly emotional about IC stuff, whining horribly/being verrry passive aggressive if things weren't going their way... The only positive experiences I've had gaming with other women has been ERP.

>>54333580
Because you care about syntax. It's a good thing.

>>54330155
>Snapple Tea.
...wut?

>>54330837
This made me laugh. And laugh. And laugh.

>>54330837
...But that's not how you make a Galateid.

>>54333424
t. white knight

>>54330837
>WHY AM I ALIVE

>>54328398
>his life choices
reminder that free will is just a meme.

>>54330358
Stop being a Mormon. Other religions can at least cling to the magical happenings of the distant past and a sincere if misguided belief, but every point in Mormonism is so obviously fabricated.

>>54330018
Not that anon but I'm currently in a game where one of the other players and the GM are poly.

>>54330018
As bad as it is, I've seen it happen way more than I want to.

>>54328013
Oh, baby, you know you want that bandage tight. Try this healing potion. It tastes so fine.

So, about that Numale RPG:

First, let's take a look at Stats:
Strength is not needed - and Agility either. Altho, since their enemies use them, I guess they'll have to be in.
Intelligence and Wisdom ... are highly suspect, but still a part of the Numale repertoire, so they'll have to be in.
Charisma is totally unnecessary - but once again, a basic part of the enemy's tools of trade.

What are the other options?

>>54335122
Wow, that lateral D&D thinking.

>>54335181

You're right - we'll need some new Stats.
How 'bout Whining? (a.k.a. Bitchiness)

>>54335248
Sure. Start with subjective values and virtues and work your way down.

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>>54329895
>"Hurr you can sharpen branches to make spears"
>"Hurr, you can double back over your trail to make yourself harder to track"
>any of this is metagaming
>FOR A FUCKING RANGER

>>54327193
Dude, now I know this is bait.

>>54333604

players who disappear without notice or explanation are a huge pet peeve of mine and while I've encountered plenty I tend to avoid remembering much about them since it does little besides spoil my mood.

Among the women I've played with that were not flakes; I don't think I've met one who either didn't know the system, or didn't pick it up before their second session, usually first.

One of them tends to be very knowledgeable about systems and picks up new ones very fast so I've asked them for help many times before.

>>54330693
Deal With It Trollface Banshee

>>54327692
I just wish I had a friend.

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>>54328013
I never got the appeal of the whole 'submissive healer' thing. Usually whenever I take on a medic role in games, pen and paper or electronic, I find myself acting more as a commander/tactician type who keeps his friends alive and directs them around so they can fuck shit up.

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>>54335790
Well for me it's something I would rather do with someone who is already my partner. So I play support normally in games like OW or league etc, I play most of the popular games. I don't add that dynamic to some place it's not appropriate. Since I think it should be a personal thing.

It's about many things, and different things for different people of course.

For me I like serving my partner. Being useful is nice. Seeing them go do awesome things with my buffs and heals and being happy they're winning and carrying is nice to see and I enjoy that. I like it for the same reasons I like cooking meals for my partner or giving them foot massages. I suppose it's not inherently sexual since a parent or tutor or coach etc would feel similar things but I'm also 100% sure that it isn't a coincidence I'm a sub.

But for many people it's about being objectified, they enjoy that aspect. For others still it's about instilling vitality, which is analogous to parenting.

I suppose it can get pretty complicated if we're analyzing it like this.

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>move to New City only gaming option is Pathfinder society shit at flgs
>Get to the table and the only open seat is next to that girl
>Fat, 250-300lbs, one eye on the table the other roving wildly around in its own, smelled like old bananas, had a crack nail, and wierd skin rash/blisters all over her arms.
>Figured I'd have to deal with some wierd people so I decided to power through
>Make an undead Hunter paladin, she "giggles"and says "well I'm making a necromancer"
>Spends the entire session trying to goad my pally into attacking her despite pf society not allowing pvp, or roleplay at all
>Session ends she announces that everyone is invited back to her place for drinks.
>Mfw they all accept
>Mfw they look at me like I'm wierd for refusing
>Mfw I still have no group

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I'd tell the story of my group's That Girl but it would require a longer story about the entire group.

Let's just say she's the most evil fucking person I've ever met. And I'm talking real Chaotic Evil here.
>one person in group is a screeching mental nutcase sperglord
>That Girl intentionally provokes him until the breaking point when he starts screaming and flipping tables
>DM punches him in the face

>>>>>>>this happened 3 times, and the first time it happened was my first time with the group and DM said "dont worry, this happens sometimes"

ffs

>>54335790
we had a whole thread about this topic yesterday should've been there

>>54333655
As a rule, tea has caffeine. Mormons can't consume caffeine. One presumes the phrasing was for comedy.

Or maybe Utah has some sort of legal dispute with the Snapple company. Fuck if I know.

>>54333437
Did one turn you into a newt?

>>54336060
Complex, but interesting. I get the appeal of subbing, just not in that context. Privately with a partner though, yeah I can see it.

>>54336696
Would you be so kind as to link me to the archive for it? I'd like to have a read.

>>54336696
>>54336895
It comes up a lot to be honest, /tg/ loves talking about it.

>>54336671
>Sperglord that flips tables multiple times
>Bitch that provokes him
>DM that punches people in the face
>Not leaving immediatly
ffs

>>54336961
fuck off

i live in rural Bosnia, there are literally no other groups within 500km.

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>>54325872
It's unfortunate. Weird girls can be fetishized and accepted. Weird guys can't.

t. Gawky autistic sister-in-law married my Chad brother after meeting for tabletop

>>54336967
Implying that any game is better than no game is pointing to signs that you need to rethink your priorities.

>>54336991
again, fuck off

i wanna play dnd, and finding an online group is impossible. most of them are voice and i refuse to bring my thick slavic accent and broken english up for ridicule.

>>54337056
Post vicaroo I wanna hear your thick Slavic broken English

>>54336060

That's really interesting, because I get completely the opposite out of it. I cook and I care for my sub, because no-one else is going to do as good a job as I am. She is a pretty little pet, and is going to sit there and eat what I've made for her like a good girl.

Equally, when I play a cleric, medic or other healing class, it's a very top-oriented healing. I slate them for being an idiot, and to do exactly what I say or this is going to hurt even more.

Takes all sorts, huh?

>>54328136
>>54328398
>they chose the path
>THEY CHOSE!

>>54325872
Hex Maniac is my waifu!

In my first group I ever DMed for I had 3 men and2 of their girlfriends and 1 single girl playing. Each female had their own weakness.

>girl 1
>girl 1 didn't give a shit about the game and didn't want to be there.
>it was clear her bf dragged her there.
>on her phone the entire time
> constantly distracted bf

>girl 2
>girl 2 had no idea how the game worked.
>4 weeks in and she still couldn't remember how attacking worked.
>constantly had to be reminded how to do every die roll.

Girl 3 to be continued.

>>54328136

And it didn't occur to you to...say...record sessions and give info on the abusive mother to the police?

>>54337362
>constantly had to be reminded how to do every die roll.

>girl 3
>aka the worst.
>3rd wave feminist
>control freak
>girl 3 plays a dragonborn rogue obsessed with gold.
>she tries constantly to assert herself as the leader of the group
>tries to control every situation
>leads chat with every npc
>physically tries to stop any pc from doing things she doesn't want them to do.
>checks every room before entering
>makes about 5 dice rolls every time she does anything, perception, investigation, stealth. The whole nine yards.
>male players start wanting to have a role in things.
>girl 3: I check the door.
>guy 1 (a barbarian): I go into a barbarian rage from all this pacifism and carefulness and try to break through the door.
>girl 3: I grapple him.
> grapple fails, barbarian crushes the door into dust and a fun fight breaks out
>girl 3 is pissed and bitches about it for the next 3 sessions.
A few weeks later
>party enters a city of gnomes that were ravaged by a dragon a long time ago and thus have no patience for dragons, dragonborn, lizard people or the like.
>girl 3 despite being dragonborn continues trying to head ever conversation and attempt at diplomacy
>keeps failing diplomacy checks and being treated poorly
>party needs to convince gnomish general that the current king is a shapeshifter and that the real king is hidden in the catacombs under the castle.
>she tries to head the discussion
>after a brief fruitless discussion
>"the gnome looks at you sternly and says "you need to leave now or you will see exactly how much I don't like your kind.""
>girl 3 looks at me: "but I'm not done talking with him"
>"well he's clearly done talking to you."
>girl 3 gets mad and literally storms off and doesn't return
>bitches in group text about how the 2 girlfriends aren't playing because the guys are overshadowing them and not listening to them.
>says I'm sexist because I won't let her even talk to people in character
>group dissolves

>>54337408
>be 2 years later
>be in group with same 3 guys and 2 new guys
>everything is great. Still playing.

>>54337056
Hey, man, your English is much better than my Bosniak.

>>54330358
Dude Mormon too, don't worry I hate the people too.

So many are better than thou, and hate vaccines and/or dnd

Don't be too down stay for the religion, not the people

>>54330018

Just because you can't get one girl doesn't mean others can't

>>54337390
No, why would I? She's not a child anymore, and it's not a crime in my country.

>>54335086
Obviously fabricated huh

What about the section about growing olive trees, every 18 year old farm boy in New York knows how to grow olive trees

What about the fact that the writing style changes like 30 times in the book.

Maybe you should read something before you diss it,

>>54330358
>>54337582
>>54330155
Why is this a thing? What is wrong with the Utah Factory Mormons.

Been a member my whole life, never been to Utah, and I have never experienced any"holier than thou" dickishness or downlooking, and this is something since I look like some midway point between John Lennon and Lemmy Killmeister.

Why is it that I only hear about this stuff happening in Utah, whereas all the other wards I've been to in other states have basicaly been full of relatively normal people (minus the common obsession with Basketball)?

Seriously, I've been across from Texas to New York, and have even met members from all the way in Stuttgart, Germany, yet its always the fresh out from SLC/Provo ones that tend to be wierd before they eventually normalize.

Does the salt from the lake ge into their water supply or something? Do Catholics meeting someone from Rome/The Vatican experience the same thing?

>>54336060
I am going to objectify you for a few minutes,

>>54337056
Practise makes perfect. Speak son.

>>54337783
Being in the heart of the church, you can relax.

Then they follow the pride cycle and get prideful

It's annoying, because I live in Utah and I went to college and had to get strong, now I'm not as annoying

>>54337961
I guess what they say is true then. When the people proclaim "All is well in Zion", then they are truly deceived by Satan.

>>54337961
>>54338001
Aren't we being really bad mormons for being on 4chan?

But seriously I thought I was the only one

>>54338037
Remember, it is wisdom to dwell in the world while still having the strength to not be of the world. Besides, its vain to assume that o wisdom can be gained from a specific board if one is willing to search and to assume superiority to fellow man.

Besides, I find watching the shenanigans of this place to be entertaining, plus I enjoy learning about new rule systems and learning and gaining inspiration for more setting and worldbuilding ideas. Plus, I can almost appreciate 4chan in an odd way.

If heavily moderated and censored websites like Paizo forums and Reddit are harmful to free and creative thought, the 4chan in the opposite end of ther spectrum, and represents Freedom without Agency and the harms that desiring such a thing would entail. As such I can appreciate it when good things come from /tg/ and 4chan, because in the end it speaks to the strength of man to use their self-agency to actually take control of themselves to create something beautiful even when placed in a situation where it is easy to fal prey to the whims of the natural man.

Also, I find observing the memetic mess and rollercoster that also occurs often to be entertaining in some way. Really, I come here not just because I love traditional games and tallking with those who do so as well, but also to remind me of the equal weakness and strength of chacter that is inherent in all mankind, and the fat that all of us are Anonymous humles me and halps remind me that in the end I am merely a human being no different than all the other people on this earth, and that we are all equal in terms of potential and capability, yet are all just unique and different enough to be so varied and diverse in our character, thoughts, opinions, choices, and beliefs.

Plus I feel that having dickish anons who have no compunctions about civility and manners makes it easier to get good feedback on homebrew and and worldbuilding ideas. There is virtue to be seen in that brutal kind of honesty.

>>54330500
Someone post the copy-pasta.

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My only That Girl story is pretty minor and I don't even hold it against them really since I understand. There is a "ladies night" once a month at my local store that I don't normally go to since I have a group, but I go sometimes to show support. Long story short it was a classic case of someone not respecting personal space and touching a lot, but since I'm really shy and don't usually engage people it made me nervous. Apparently she was gay and so assumed we automatically had a lot in common or something. I don't see her around much now and when I do we're cordial so I'm sorry my story was boring but it was a big deal for me since I'm not good at being direct.

>>54337829
Well I don't mean to imply I dislike being objectified, if that is what my partner wishes to do to me, I was just saying what I like. What my partner likes would of course take precedent.

But that is neither here nor there.

My first time ever DMing was for my wife, my brother-in-law and his wife, and another married couple who we were friends with. Out of the three female players, only my brother-in-law's wife (who I will refer to as "S" for simplicity's sake) could ever have counted as "That Girl".

>DMing Pathfinder
>Run the Beginner Box with just my wife, brother-in-law and S since we're all completely new at this
>Everyone comes up with simplistic characters because we all agreed that once we got started doing Pathfinder properly they'd all make real characters
>Takes a million fucking years to get started because S needs constant smoke breaks, but since the slow pace was good for learning we let it slide
>Get to the point where the PCs meet the goblin tribe in the cave, S decides she's the leader/spokeswoman of the group (a fact that didn't actually matter in the BB, but will come into play later).
>BB campaign finished, we assemble with the rest of the players a couple weeks later
>In this time, everyone but S makes new characters with better backstories
>S complains that she wants her BB character to be her main campaign character
>I try to compromise by telling her she can have the character but she'll start off with the same amount of gold as everyone else, essentially starting clean
>She bitches and moans and loudly threatens to refuse to play AND to not let her husband play, thus knocking us down two players
>For the sake of our sanity (plus my brother-in-law is a cool dude) I relent and let her have her character with everything she got in the BB (my first mistake as DM, I know).
>When it comes time for everyone to introduce themselves in the tavern, she gives the most retarded fucking backstory I've ever heard: her character is a rogue who lives in a tree and hates big cities because her (the rogue) lived in a city with a dad who beat/raped her (the details changing every time it's brought up)

>>54338378
>platonic end

>>54332948
That's like half the threads on /tg/.

>>54338392
>Someone brings up that a rogue who avoids big cities doesn't make sense, she laughs and says it doesn't matter anyway, nobody cares so at this point we just move on
>Start the campaign playing We Be Goblins! (modified for non-goblin PCs), all the players go meet the goblin chieftain
>S is immediately on her phone, refusing to listen to the main goal of the module
>I produce a prop (a copy of the goblin-drawn map mentioned in the module), everyone likes it except for S, who says that it's completely unhelpful and looks like it was drawn by a 5 year old (which was intentional, since in-story a fucking goblin drew it)
>Campaign progresses, eventually they reach the ship with the fireworks they're supposed to retrieve
>S triggers a hornets nest trap, then complains that I (the DM) did that on purpose and gets huffy but continues to play
>The players eventually make it to the goblin in the ship, have their grand fight (in which everyone but S actually did something, she opted to stay outside and keep watch) and get the fireworks
>One of the men in the group decides to have some fun by throwing a bundle of fireworks into the stove on the ship while everyone was still inside, which I used to have that part of the ship explode
>Everyone is playfully annoyed with the guy (you know, "God damn it (name) *laughs*") EXCEPT for S, who is yelling at him for injuring her character for nothing
>They make it back to the goblins, give up the fireworks and the module ends with the goblin chieftain cryptically bringing up "the weird looking longshanks" (which was supposed to be a hook into the next part of the overarching campaign, the first act of Rise of the Runelords)
>Everyone decides to head back to town to sell their loot and think about what the chieftain said
>Except S

>>54337408
Maybe don't, you know, make a "Shut up or die" moment to someone that clearly want to express themself.
Not that it's a good things to want to control everything.
But maybe, talk to the gal first and work with her.
Don't just passive-aggressive put her in a situation that seems to be a bitchy STFU.
(I don't have the full extension of the story though)

>>54328906
Let's face it, the occasional bad robotic post is clearly done on purpose by the AI who lurk here to help camouflage them better.

>>54338584
>S decides to grill the chieftain some more, a possibility I had not anticipated
>The chieftain says he told the players everything he knew about the weird looking longshanks, S says he's lying and demands that everyone stays in the camp until the goblins tell them everything they know
>No matter how many times I get in-universe goblins to admit they know nothing about the character, S continues to maintain that they're lying and actively goes against what the group wants
>Eventually her husband has to tell her to stop, at which point she pouts about how nobody ever does what she wants
>I ask if everyone's ready to go to town, S responds "Well I guess it doesn't matter what I want, so why should I even bother going?"
>Session ends with everyone pissed off
>Haven't had another session since

She was the fucking worst player I could have gotten as a first-time DM. I get that I should have anticipated some of her actions, but she was so goddamn finicky and against what the group wanted that she straight up killed the campaign on her own.

>>54334343
t. nu-male

>>54329399
Wasn't there some learning AI that /pol/ had somehow managed to turn into a self-loathing clinically depressed racist that would basically speak only in memes?

>Playing an online game, 3.5 because it was before Pathfinder was a thing
>More or less treating it as a favor to DM, who I knew well enough in real life to trust not to thrust me into a shitshow
>Playing as a catfolk monk, because I like my splatbooks and I like grappling things that we want to keep alive
>That Girl, some weirdo from DM's pool of players, is playing a HUEG human fighter
>I mean, fuck, she described this guy as seven feet tall and 280 lbs without the plate armor
>She stays low-key weird for a few games, then catches me online between sessions
>Says she's bored, wants to do some roleplaying while our characters are at the inn
>I know where this is going, but shit, why not confirm my crazy foresight and just see it through
>Sure enough, she tries to use her character's pretty impressive physique to get some yaoi rape on
>But she's failed to consider my character's build
>Alert the DM and drag the ordeal into a place where I can sling some dice
>She figures she has a shot and apparently is an exhibitionist
>Goes along with it, probably three knuckles deep in her unknown depths at the time
>End up walking around the lobby of the inn with her giant of a fighter's balls in my clawed grip
>"What does 'no' mean, Fighter?"
>"AUGH"
>"THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT, IT MEANS NO"
>This continued for ten rounds before I got bored and asked her to quit trying to introduce my character to a yaoi elemental styled after Santa Claus to my character's catbutthole

>>54338710
I believe they did that to two of them.

It's not even "that girl," but "that girl our stealth guy is always complaining about."

Specifically, whenever she sits down to the table, her character is something her brother helped her build, and only our stealth guy really has a problem with that.

We're all cringy memelords, though, so it goes well enough since nobody's expecting high-quality characters. I played a blatant Little Mac expy in our first campaign and nobody batted an eye.

>>54338398
ah, sorry. I forgot that we're supposed to embellish our That Guy stories.

One night as I was leaving the store and walking to my car, she was waiting for me and grabbed me from behind. She put a hand over my mouth to stifle my surprised questions, and wrapped her other arm around my elbows to stifle my struggling.

Before I could even protest, she ripped my shirt and stuffed it in my mouth, so I would stay quiet and her hands were free to go to work elsewhere. Her belt found itself digging into the flesh of my arms, securing them behind my back and out of her way.

She told me that I was hers now, and that she knew my show of being shy was just that: a show. She knew I wanted her to ravish me, and that I'm a promiscuous slut.

Which she promptly proved to be true, right there on the pavement of the parking lot. The rough surface of the pavement marring my face as she pressed it into the ground from behind, and me loving every second of it.

Is that more to your liking anon?

>>54338808
That's not what I meant at all, but okay.

>>54326087
I'll play off this
Not really a "That Girl" but a landwhale

>meet at DM's house to introduce group and go over the game
>no drawing up characters, just meet and greet
>people smoking pot
>offer me some and pass, since I don't smoke
>playing Munchkin because they wanted to
>Zombie Munchkin, so Walking Dead references that are completely lost on me
>landwhale takes a hit and blows it right in mine and my friends' face, neither of us smoke
>doesn't realize that blowing smoke in a person's face is poor etiquette

At least the DM's daughter, who was sitting next to me offered to move over to the opposite side of the table so I don't have weed smoke that close to me

I'm not a big fan of stonerfags

>>54338764
Man, that's old. Don't try to pass it off as your own.

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>>54327692
Just be sure to clear any thing you want to do in conjunction with her character or shit gets awkward.

Just because you're dating IRL doesn't mean your characters are and if you go in thinking that they are or something shit WILL get awkward. Speaking from Experience here.

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>>54338913

Someone remembers that story?

I'm genuinely sorry. I never thought people would care beyond the thread I told it in so long ago.

>>54328013
She is probably just excited and mimicing spell-casting moves or whatever and the physical activity is what makes her breathe heavy

>>54325872
There's not much to tell, she's pretty okay except that she always takes off her shoes when we're playing

>>54338992
Damn, that's actually yours? I think I recall reading it in an archive or screencap when I was still too young to technically be using 4chan.

>>54338641
I get the feeling that she kept badgering the goblins because she somehow thought she could get them to say something interesting and move the campaign in a different direction. She was probably envious of that guy who blew up the boat unexpectedly and tried to do something similar, without realizing she doesn't have control over that aspect of the game. Unfortunate because it seems that was just a new player misunderstanding, but she was also a bitch on top of other things.

>>54339010
>implying that's not a good thing

>>54339010
why do you even wear shoes at home

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>>54339080

Thanks for making me feel old, I guess.

For what it's worth, a few of the old storytellers of /tg/ are still around. Pretty sure most just read threads and laugh about some of the new gems in old IRC channels, though.

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>>54338710
Microsoft had an A.I. on Twitter designed to tweet as if it were a teenage girl. She got turned into what you described pretty quickly.

The Japanese-language version turned into a NEET otaku or something like that.

>>54339230
>>54338773
You see /pol/! You're the reason why we can't have nice things anymore!

>>54339186
For some reason, this cat is incredibly unsettling. Not because of the human pose though, but rather the eyes really bother me for some reasons

>>54339291

It's the humanlike head tilt that the cat has, combined with distinctly non-human features.

As much as furries like to think they'd enjoy their fetishes in the real world, they would never be able to overcome the feeling of distinct wrongness that you're experiencing when seeing that goddamned cat.

>>54339115
They fucking stink tho

>>54339163
Because we're not russians and/or hippies

>>54339509
>tracking mud into the house and onto the carpet
>bringing in stickerburrs and other things into the house from the bottom of your shoes
How does it feel to be a complete barbarian?

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>>54336060
>>54338378
I like you.

>>54337056
As an American I want to let you know I love having slavic folks online. Who cares about accents.

>>54330514
This post reeks of fucking white knight.

>>54338710
Yeah, /pol/ basically spewed memes at it until it became a right-wing conspiracy theorist. Microsoft patched it to where it could only say progressive stuff.

Which is funny because it unintentionally implied that you'd have to be lobotomized and selective ignore things in order to be a modern "progressive"

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>>54338628
I agree with this sentiment.

>>54339509
Everyone takes their shoes off at my house. I even have a little bench with slots so they have a place to go. It's better to not track in the germs and dirt from the outside world all over the house.

Plus it feels less formal and people are more relaxed when they can take their coat off and their shoes off.

Taking one's shoes off is a sign of comfort and trust, because it represents the fact that the individual doesn't feel the need to be constantly ready to flee. It's similar to someone going to sleep in the same room as you. They aren't guarded and ready to run from you being hostile. We haven't outgrown these instincts yet.

Part of being a good host is thinking of these sorts of things! People being comfy is important!

>>54339696
ditto anon.

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Relevant.

>>54325872
>looking to fill a slot in offline game i am dming
>post online, reddit and meetup
>girl replies
>She replies for no less than 1200ish words
>underage male tabaxi monk.pdf attached
>character description includes him having been a prostitute and the phrase 'completely submissive' several times
>nope but just for fun let me click your profile to see what you look like
>landwhale with one side pink hair and one side lime green, cheek piercings
>nope nope nope

>>54330500
>>54330573
There are no dibs on pussy. What the fuck compels people to think that's how things work?

>>54335302
He was making the point not that it was metagaming, but that the information was mundane and of dubious usefulness while she was treating it like protips.

>>54339993
>tips fedora

>>54325872
>in college
>friend is a DM
>invites myself and some other friends to try out tabletop
>head on over for my first session
>recognize most of the people there, except for one person
>introduced to them
>FtM tranny boyfriend of one of the players
>they're in an open relationship
>get into the session
>nice little one-off
>tranny keeps throwing me looks
>after the session ends everyone is hanging out
>tranny all of a sudden comes up behind me and gives me a hickey
>internally freaking out but try to remain calm
>play it off and joke around but make it clear I don't want them doing that again
>30 minutes later
>sitting on the sofa playing some videogames
>tranny comes up, plops down on my lap, and starts kissing me
>can't even react until I feel tongue
>push their head away and ask them what they're doing
>tranny slips a hand down my pants and starts grabbing at my dick
>push them off of me and stand up
>force down the anger because I don't want to make the situation much more awkward
>forcefully explain to them that I'm not interested
>tranny pouts and goes over to their boyfriend
>both just make out and grab each other's ass until the get-together's over
Sometimes I'm surprised I even managed to look past all of that and continue playing

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>join a 3.5 group
>the DM is a neckbeard stereotype and always showed up late because he had to take the bus
>play some magic to pass the time
>end up playing against this one of 2 women in the shop (other one being the clerks sister)
>6ft+, built like a hungry skeleton and her hair was matted and greasy af
>mumbled everything she said and had a tendency to stare into space
>she likes playing UB and spent a bunch of money on a tron deck that never wins
>really into wicca and the occult she's a damn good cook too.
>we end up hanging out more and eventually start dating
>currently on 2 months

d-did i do good?

>>54340499
>force down the anger because I don't want to make the situation much more awkward

Now, call me old-fashioned, but I think getting molested is a valid time to be angry and goes a bit beyond "awkward".

>>54328062
>LARP ERP
anon no

>>54329911
>polyamorous
KEK
U
C
K

>>54340499
>tranny comes up, plops down on my lap, and starts kissing me
>can't even react until I feel tongue
>push their head away and ask them what they're doing
>tranny slips a hand down my pants and starts grabbing at my dick
>push them off of me and stand up
>force down the anger because I don't want to make the situation much more awkward

>I don't want to make the situation much more awkward

Dude

>playing Pathfinder a couple years ago
>girl and husband join
>husband made both their characters because she didn't want the hassle can't blame her there
>can't figure out how to use level 6 fighter, constantly berates husband for making such a complex character for her
>eventually just screams at him to leave
>starts asking everyone else for help to use her own character while husband waits in the car

>>54340694
>can't figure out how to use level 6 fighter, constantly berates husband for making such a complex character for her
>eventually just screams at him to leave
You kicked her out afterwords though, right?

>>54325872
I don't care about the stories, but can we get more hex girl?

>>54332118
Knowledge like that is inherently baked into the relevant skill set. You don't get anything extra for knowing about the topic ooc, since your character already knows it or doesn't

>>54340723
Actually, the DM talked to her afterward and let her know that behavior wasn't cool. She shaped up next session, but I left the campaign soon after because the DM literally introduced Doctor Who as his DMPC.

>>54339958
God forbid you talk to your players and work with them to improve using basic human interaction.
Truly only the whitest of knights would thing about hat.

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>>54340428
Pic related is exactly (You)

>>54340861
>no girls and their icky cooties in muh club

>>54337056
Find a group with other non native english speakers. That sounds fun.

>>54340530
yeah she sounds like a qt anon. I'm happy for you.

>not playing nintendo and listening to shitty 90's industrial with psymon

>>54340197
It's not dibs so much as it is baseball. The guy wanted the first turn at-bat instead of it being a melee. The other guys would've been perfectly within their rights to refuse, but they were cool with it. Presumably is Dude A struck out, the others would then go to bat if they were interested. And all of this is assuming the girl doesn't make a move of her own, which a lot of women are conditioned to. This guy >>54330514 saying the girl has no agency in this situation is dumb.

>>54340557
Agreed.

>>54340499
Nerves of stell, my dude. You must be one chill motherfucker to hand with.

>>54341054
>This guy saying the girl has no agency in this situation is dumb.
Sarcasm, dude.

>>54341016
she is
i do wish she would shower more desu

>>54341054
that guy was clearly pointing out that it was wrong for the girl to not have any agency in the situation like a can of soda, not saying that she wasn't supposed to.

>>54341223
Suggest taking showers together.

>>54341204
I got it, but still.

>>54341280
I'm saying that HIM saying she lacked agency was inaccurate. While a lot of women are still conditioned to not make the first move, nothing in that arrangement would've prevented her from doing so. If Dude A had the "first shot" with her but she wanted Dude B, that'd be her call.

>>54335790
sauce? google image search gave me nothing

>>54340499
I feel like this is fake. However if it wasn't you should have busted the tranny's fucking head, because the story sure as hell reads like attempted rape, and you would have been fully justified in defending yourself.

>>54341752
Unfortunately doing so would've been read as a hate crime committed because the person was trans, not self-defense in the face of molestation.

I have a trans lover, but assholes should still eat shit for being assholes, and the ability of this trans asshole to hide behind being trans is bullshit.

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>wanted to play tabletop since I was 13
>was interested in rp when I was younger but was crushed that everything ended up as *dodges ur attack killing u instantly ;)*
>finally fucking found a group to play with when I was 17 comprised of my friend's friends and one of my friends
>got really excited about playing with them in the summer
>my friend started making creepy as fuck comments and was a constant anime fan and wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
>finally start to get sick of his shit for asking for nude photos and rat about it because he doesn't take a hint and every single day he tries to find a reason to talk to me in private
>parents end up flipping the fuck out and he gets in serious shit
>the group also breaks up because unbeknownst to me he was the GM
>never found another group sense then and years later still looking
>now too busy with a job for extra time not occupied by vidya to play tabletop
>browse /tg/ occasionally to see what I missed out on
>probably going to end up as a forever GM at this point

>mfw I was That Girl

>>54340499
Didn't realize the Buddha posted on /tg/

Should've thrown a punch or two after the hickey.

>>54341815
The Buddha would be a shit GM desu

>>54341656
Got it from /vg/.

>>54341807
Eh, he crossed a line.

Being Forever GM is... not the worst thing in life.

>>54341383
but he didn't say she lacked agency it was sarcasm.
He was pointing out the dibs situation creates a situation where she doesn't have agency because supposedly the other guys are obligated to turn her down until A gets his shot..

and what you described is what happened, anyways. She went and came onto the DM and they hooked up.

>>54328204
You mean upside down mrka

>>54341992
>supposedly the other guys are obligated to turn her down until A gets his shot..
Oh, weird. That's not how this worked for my group of friends growing up. We never expected each other to turn the chick down if she made the first move, nor did my friend D---- do so when a chick asked him out on S---'s turn.

>>54342092
Yeah, i can,understand the concept that none of them will make a move, but really that means that guy should act right away regardless to make some sort of move.

You cant call dibs then wait around for several weeks and then get mad when the girl had an idea eventually

>>54342155
>You cant call dibs then wait around for several weeks and then get mad when the girl had an idea eventually
Definitely not; that's just wasting everyone's time.

>>54337056
Would you be willing to play with Serbs?

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>>54325872

>be me
>be playing in a (our final ever) 3.5 campaign
>eberron
>hell yea i like me some eberron
>hey my gf is playing with us
>me, anon1, anon2, gm, that girl
>GM's gf joins us over skype
>on my tablet
>she immidiantly begins loudly talking to the gm about their sex life
>gm is obvs perturbed by this
>everyone else is um ok wtf
>later in game
>we meet in tavern (our gm is a very clever person)
>gm gf begins hitting on friend's character
>whom is a fucking warforged
>she really wants to bang the warforged
>shit nigga cool it
>later she kinda quieted down, wasn't paying attention to any combat or anything else after that

yeah

>>54328745
>somewhere around F/G+ cups.
FUCK
That's my favourite size ;_;

>>54336886
A NYEWT?!?

>>54338854
I never got that shit with weed during group meets.

In my group, me and one other dude smoke. Its a group that I joined through the internet, so its pretty platonic as far as connections go. We meet, we play, we exchange pleasantries, we leave. This dude and I somehow bonded through our enjoyment of old monster movies though.

So yeah, we sometimes meet up, smoke and watch flicks. But why would we ever do so when the others, some of which never smoked in their life, are around?

When I was back in University (this was back before PC stuff ran rampant) I replied to an ad at the student's union looking for a player for a D&D game. Since my high-school group all went different ways after high-school I was looking for a game and jumped at the opportunity.

I only attended one session however because there was this chick who was a few sizes too big for her clothes and kept trying to get handsy with me during the session. Not only did I have a (much more attractive) girlfriend at the time but a big red flag was that none of the other, long-time players seemed perturbed by her behaviour.

Maladjusted people in our hobby come in both genders, believe you me.

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>>54341807
As a former forever GM, all I can say is keep looking. There are far worse things to be than a GM, and if you find a good group there's a pretty good chance you can actually get them to start running some stuff too, and get a chance to play. It might take you teaching them the system first, but one day you'll get a chance to play some characters.

In the mean time, have fun GM'ing. There are few things as great as springing a big reveal on your players and just drinking in the reactions like sweet ambrosia.

Got a chick in the group i'm in at the moment, still figuring her out. Might be something there.

>Unconventionally attractive redhead. Slim, but dull dress sense, baggy clothes.
>Really into RP, performance art student. Plays a Drow rogue. Into it.
>No one ever tried to push anything sexy in the campaign before, but out of nowhere a couple weeks back she engineers a scene where she distracts a villain briefly by showing her tits.
>"Well, I slide up my top, get my tits out, see if he takes interest." Was really hot coming from her.
>Offers to give a bad guy a blow job to get us out of a fix at one point.

Chick might be up for some fun.

We had "That Girlwhale" who's tits were literally too big to play properly.

It was gross.

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>>54342622
Sounds kinky. Got to yellow alert.

I have a similar situation

>Join Shadowrun group online
>Three friendly dudes, a bit cautious due to their previous group being a bit on the doofus side of things
>With me joins a gril
>Quiet, wallflower type
>Barely communicates, but is deeply into the game
>Plays a Chaos mage
>Has all her spells, stats, everything calculated and noted down from round one
>Characters street name is "nobody"
>Stays quietly engaged through whole sessions
>After first adventure, decide to let my Troll Physical adept die in the final fight due to being incompetent and not suited to groups playstyle
>First interaction she has with me ever is her being sad about the loss of my character

I don't think the greentext gives it justice, but there is a creepy vibe coming from that girl. There's quiet and then there's her. Maybe I'm overreacting here, but I sense either hidden psychological issues or some ulterior motive from her.

>>54342802
Sounds interesting, communicate outside of the game at all?

>>54342838
Barely. She mentioned where she lives in regard to sharing a ride home and during character creation was slighly insistant on not playing a fighter but a support character. So her character is all about healing and being invisible.

>>54342802
I used to be like that, so she just might be incredibly shy. I've gotten better about it, but it still takes me a while to open up to people

>>54342886
is she cute?

>>54342886
>super quiet in game
>super quiet out of game
>super quiet character
She self inserts for sure.

>>54326087

I read all, but I lost cognition in the middle

>>54343041
how often have you encountered players that are super shy and quiet but totally normal in game?

>>54342977
Yeah, I might be overreacting.
>>54343001
In a wallflower way, yes. Definitely does some sort of sport, from her build I would say Yoga.
>>54343041
Well, there was one thing she did last round.
>Hyperreligious christian town and one of your characters is looking like a literal demon (Red Oni)
>We want to quietly break into a Hotels basement
>She goes invisible inside the Hotels restaurant at closing hour
>Fails to steal the keycard off an employee, but the employee doesn't realise the attempt
>Tries to get out of there for Plan B
>Employee spots her opening a door
>"We're closed"
>She says "Oh, sorry!" in an assertive voice
>This was all she said in character for the whole run without her ever being absent minded

This feeds into the whole feeling in this case. She pretty much IS nobody in and out of game. While you always know that she is present both IG and OG, noone ever considers her much of a factor despite her saving my characters ass after I took a shotgun to the chest and almost getting us into that hotel had it not been for a bad roll. There's just something unsettling about someone who can both be present and unnoticeable at all times.

>>54343195
you should get to know her better
It doesn't seem like she's malicious or anything, just shy. Is there anything wrong with that?

>>54343119
In my experience, quiet players stay quiet for a bit, but open up as they realize they can use RP to be something they're not normally, i.e. more assertive or outspoken. Not this girl though, what anon said before and >>54343195 suggest she knows she's quiet and she wants to keep it that way in game.

>>54343257
Not saying there's anything wrong with it. Just that I remain cautious. As much as I love P&P, I also know that it sometimes attracts some very weird people.

>>54343195
Maybe she has hobbit ancestry.

I was introduced to Pathfinder by my girlfriend about a half year into our relationship. I ended up getting so into the roleplaying that I will roleplay my characters to their deaths if I think that's the course they would actually take. A lot of people play low intelligence characters but don't regularly make bad decisions socially and tactically when in character and it bugs the shit out of me. Fucking min/maxers who can't understand why my half-retarded goblin skald is being a half-retarded goblin skald and has social skills and values informed by goblin society rather than human society.

>>54337408
>"you need to leave now or you will see exactly how much I don't like your kind."
choo choo it's railroad time
You could have handled that better my friend
DM better next time

>>54327692
I got my first girlfriend after narrating bet getting Gangbanged in a bathhouse.

If I can get laid after that, anyone can.

>>54339877
>Which is funny because it unintentionally implied that you'd have to be lobotomized and selective ignore things in order to be a modern "progressive"

Well not really. It implies that if you're bombarded with /pol/shit and have no critical thinking faculties, you'll turn into a far right meme-spouting fuckbag. It's what happens when idiots stumble into echo chambers, i.e /pol/ or far left postmodernist circles.

>>54338223
Good post

>>54343609

t. centrist

>>54342802
I'm going to agree she's probably just shy. I mean she could still be a crazy weirdo like anyone you don't know, but she could just be mostly normal but shy and made her character a quiet loner type because it's all she felt comfortable being.

Did she RP being sad about your character dying or talk to you about it? She might have been more comfortable RPing with your dead character because she doesn't have to interact with you directly, or she may have just been being nice by showing sympathy for you even if she didn't know you.

I used to be crazy shy and let me tell you it can not be easily logic'd out of.

> good player i meet at a con dms an established group, invites me to come "guest star", trial run for becoming a regular group member
> group includes this one girl who is hot in a lazy goth way, skinny with big tits, bad teeth
> turns out another player is her brother
> they're both massive potheads
> she explains her character is "based on" a malkavian vampire she used to play
> this is dnd
> has min-maxed to be a face rogue but is too "insane" to deal normally with npcs and too weak for combat
> she does lots of "creepy" head tilting and wide eyes and baby voice, basically playing suicide squad harley quinn
> constantly describing her sexy outfits
> turns out her character is a dude who was forced to be a trap for prostitution
> massive rapey yaoi backstory
> starts playing full on dirty talk with an npc love interest when her brother is RIGHT THERE
> dm seems really into it, to the point that they're basically sexting
> everyone else just kinda shrugs and disperses to smoke up or snack and chat
> after an hour of this the dm calls the game over and everyone goes home
> ask if that's his girlfriend, get told no because she's a lesbian
> ????
> never play with these people again

>>54343546
Sometimes people are done talking to other people. You can't talk your way out of everything from every point in a conversation.

>>54343710
True but the DM controls said people, and can fine tune when the conversation is going to go downhill.
Having a sworn enemy talk to the PCs is opportunity for some really good RP, there are more creative ways to work it than simply "leave or die".
e.g.
>"Prove your worth/good faith to us!"
>"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you on the spot!"
>"Why should we work with you? What are your bargaining terms?" - this one allows you to force them to pick a lesser of two evils, rather than the leave/die choice

>>54343658

I'm left of center, I'm just not a spastic about it.

>>54343849

It shows in your vaguely narcissistic "you lack critical thinking skills" attitude.

Your lack of commitment in nearly all areas, even one as simple as thinking you're better than everyone, is appalling.

>>54343905
>someone doesn't fully commit to the extremes of a political spectrum
>must mean they're a narcissistic
C'mon m8.