Galactic Federation

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>>54316702
Ah hello Karl. What news?

>>54317268
Well with the absence of Carter from his role as an ambassador to the Wastes it has gotten very weird dealing with beings like the Andronians and our new friend Ivan. It has got me very worried for the fate of the Federation.

Any news of the Dukedom?

>>54316702
Hail, federation! How do the negotiations go.

>>54318612
Inkito is that you?

>>54318069
Do we know when Carter will be back?

>>54318338
The Jenorians have opened a tech vault to us. It seems to be mostly medical and agricultural tech. However they have promised to reveal some military tech to us soon.

>>54318700
Yes. It is me. So far we seem to have nearly completed the federation ringworld. The colony ships will be starting soon. And, we shall begin a new era.

>>54318752
Really. Carter will be missed. Hopefully the Jenorians who were integrated will enjoy their new lives, and also do you know about the Qui. Very interesting people.

>>54318787
What do you mean by colony ships Inkito? And I apologize for the stalled negotiations,I've been waiting for the Director to arrive so we can finally finish this civil war business.

>>54318894
>>54318752
I believe the Qui are part of the Dukedom Inkito. And I'm sure Carter's return will be soon he's probably been busy on some new bioweapon or plague.

Baron what technology of note have you found?

>>54318957
One is a device that can reverse the aging process, which is most remarkable I think. Another is a machine that can grow exotic crops in tremendous speeds, far quicker than any natural method.

>>54318918
Oh. I mean... for the federation ringworld. To colonize it. We have already completed it. So far we are just moving in Flora and Fauna into the continents and oceans. It will take nearly just two more weeks to complete it, and we shall begin a new era.

>>54319001
Well perhaps we can arrange a trade for some of those technologies. I can think of how useful it would be to have military and economic leaders live longer. Especially if they're competent.

>>54319001
Oh. Us ploraxians would like to have it, and it would be beneficial for the federation to have it as a whole. Also, about the whole SFC-Crown situation... it is really hard to do currency transfers with two different currencies, maybe your economy would benefit from the SFC?

>>54319110
The Jenorians find there is noting the outside world can give them, besides hope.

>>54319148
We have endured with our economic situation, and the Rok will never have their precious gold taken from them.

>>54319103
Hmmm very well. It seems strange to populate a diplomatic station with so many creatures and plants. How armed is the station and more importantly what are we doing with Serenity?

>the madman of Ivan sits in his newly reappeared shuttle and seems to fiddle with thin air.

VERYYyyyyyyyyy well my friends.................I shall..........stay here till I am ...needed

>astral materialises

thank god hes stopped walking around here, I swear he could see me from inside the code. its creepy man

>>54319575
Hello Ivan any news you'd like to grace us with?

>>54320185
>>54320185
>ivan shifts and a small black vortex drops a mirror in the admirals hand

pppppppppretty bauble......smooth and shiny bauble.............put your hand through the glass

>>54316702
Hello Karl

>>54320324
I'd rather not.
>The Admiral places it on a nearby table
What does it do?
>>54320350
Hello Rukaar I'm glad to see you here again.

>>54320429
Hello Karl have you seen my sister around,i saw her a minute ago after she attacked me...the third time today

>>54320429
nnnnnnnnnno trust in my crafts?..............fine

>the mirror vibrates slightly and ivan sticks his head through the mirror

magic of transport..........hang it up aaaaaaaand I will deliver requests of my craft........without my aura of fun.......for a little payment.

>he disappears and the mirror hurls out a small book covered in a dark tar like substance

fffffffffeel free to...browse my wares..........I can make them all.

[just ask about them, also ivan and astral are considered in the same room so you can talk with both]

>>54320475
I am sad to say I have not Rukaar. It seems strange for her to attack you perhaps she is angry at your courtship of the Rippress.
>>54320502
Astral can you translate this book? Only the things that are the most important and powerful of course.

>>54320789
She is always angry, she wishes to be the Lord of the Rumar but i was the one to stand up against our father.And she is upset that i have stopped funding her research

>>54320789
>picking up the book astral flicks through what he can read

well admiral I can say they are all "powerful" but its what you want I need to know. theres self cleaning pots, energy draining swords, beds that walk so you can sleep and do work. half the shit is crazy and the other is mad crazy but it all seems to work, not sure how though.

any particular items of intrest? they all seem to require some form of source to work some say batterys some say the sin of a loved one? why would a pleasure device need sin?

>Astral scratches his head

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>A he'll Ishmael screech echoes over the Vox system, the hissing scream of a thousand voices giving way to booming laughter.
>"AhahahahahahaHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

>>54320875
What kind of research? I suspect a play for your position by her and perhaps someone who is using her as a tool to break down your nation.
>>54320921
Is there any armor Astral? Perhaps we can find a shell for you to use so we can interact personally.

>>54320963
>astral looks about

what the fuck was that?

>his seage unit lights up and gets into defensive position

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY NETWORK YOU BASTAD, I SPENT NEARLY A WEEK GETTING THAT JUST HOW I WANTED

>>54321000
there is quite a bit of armour, and I have plenty of shells. any specific functions of just light weight and durable?

>>54321000
I doubt that Karl,she may want to lead but we are family,she would be dead with out me and father would still live,she won't kill me or our people.Hell i'd trust her to rule more than any other rumarian.
I guess it is just "sibling rivialry",that is the term yes?

>>54321031
sounds a bit extreame. but hey now will someone tell me who this faggot is?>>54320963


or I'm going to purge the system, and that's hard work

>>54321189
Everything my family does is extreme,but i have no knowledge of him or who he is

>>54320963
>inspiration strikes

your vox, right? carter told me about you, stealing and all that shit.

what do you want from this "humble" AI

>>54316702
NO PRISIONERS
*100 heavily armoured men storm the room and begin firing on everyone*

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>>54321328
Well perhaps this is something more. He'll I had a few siblings and even with our rivalries we never went as far as violently attacking each other. Well at least not repeatedly.
>>54321657
Power armor would be best. But nothing powered on anything esoteric like souls please. I'd rather not be cursed.
Whenever Ivan or the Court appears

>>54321702
The hell-
>Ducks as a flurry of shots appears out of the void and hit some of his men
And you are?

Rolled 76, 91 = 167 (2d100)

>>54321702
>the siege unit turns and opens fire, projecting a shield for the others

FOR BATTLE

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>>54321818
Me name is Cuptrain Dichirss scum, You dare entail conversation with aliens?!
You shall perish traitor!!!
*Calls an artillery strike on your position*

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>54321822
>>54321908
>blocking every shot I cut down 76 of the hundred men with my fire. next I cancle the strike orders and replace it with retreat

you DARE fire upon MY FRIENDS?

>rolling for cyber hack to make all your forces fall to the ground out of pain wit ha noise feed back loop in their comms

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>>54321948
As the men retreat i draw all of my grenades and suicide bomb into you.
FOR THE EMPRAH

Rolled 2, 12, 18, 10, 14 = 56 (5d20)

>>54322000
>I pull my sidearm and aim some shots. Sending five into the grenade equipped men.
Ooc d20s seem more appropriate for sidearms

>>54322000
FOR THE OMNISHIAA

YOU SHALL NOT DEFEAT ME

>I leap at the being and throw him into a wall smothering he grenades with my corpse

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>>54322049
>>54322054
You cannot defeat us!!!!
*blows up in glorious explosion*

>>54322083
>dragging myself to my feet, I feel the burn shrapnel and what would be pain for an organic.

you....mother fucker

>I grab the sort of alive being and disappear for a hour. my visage returns as my shell does his work

he is being questioned

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>>54320963
>>54321014
>>54321189
>The maddened laughter dims a bit, slowing down into dark chuckling.
>"Oh, it has been far too long. Hello Federation, how are you doing?

>>54322223
>the AI seems to brighten at the sound of another system dweller. he enters the system but as carter warned in a closed circuit so the thing couldn't reach him instantly.

I am astral being, and you are vox correct? care to tell me why you have come today and how I may assist you?

>>54321794
theres power armour here, the cost is apparently...... a favoured weapon, a drop of blood and a.....banana?

the source is blood lust, so I think the more you wish for battle the better the suit works?

do you want to commission ivan? [y/n]

bumpety bump

>>54322321
Hmmm I will see.
Ooc at the airport so will post infrequently.

>>54322697
[ill take that as a maybe]

>the being closes the book and drops it into some unseen pocket

that's for later

The Perfected movement has increased on my borders,including several worm like entities that seem to be used for boarding purposes

>>54323198
any hopeful ways for me to help? any for me to win? any tech needed? or then there Ivan but he's a buckets worth of screws and bolts loose.

>>54323251
I have no need for tech,but the Noo may,they are not an army and the perfected are moving towards them,we have been engaging them but they just flee then come back an dpush into the Noo more,no perfected have reached the Noo yet though

U͜nit ̛one ̢wa̛s ͘h̷e̷ading ͘t̀o ͜pl͝or̡ąx͠ia ͠bu͝t ͘g̕ot ̀stuck̨ ͘i̢n̡ ͢a w͝o͜r͡m̶h͜o͢l͝e͠ ańd ͠found̢ anot̴he͢r ͘a̸ĺtér̡n̷a͜te e͟a̷rth͠ it̨'s̢ ͜co͢m͝p̶lete̵l̶y ͠emp̨t̡y e̛x̨c͜ept ̛fo͟r͘ t͡hę bu̧i̢ld̕in̷g̛s w͢e aré no̶w̛ co̧n͞sid͢er̛ing̷ ̷using ̴i̛t ̴as̨ a pr͟e̢t͝e͠n̵d̸ h̵o̸m͡e̛ ̢wor͢ld ̷s͠in͡c͡e ap͟par̡entl̸y those a̷r̢e̢ ̀a͝ ̸g̶ood i͞dȩa

>>54323360
where the hell have you been?

betus sends his regards

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>>54322321
>The -thing- that has manifested itself through the vox systems begins to chuckle a bit, observing Astral.
>"Oh, hello there. Another system-dweller I see, what an intriguing site. Indeed, I am Vox, Representative of the Court. I came to check up on the recent situation around here, since I haven't been around much. Had some 'complications you see."

>>54323360
That is very interesting but more importantly where do you put your waifus?

>>54323658
>the AI regards vox with his own chuckle

if it were not for a warning and knowledge that you are a court entity and thus akin to a divine being I would believe you were a subpar AI construct. but I have a feeling there is more than meets the eye, so tell me. what do you want to know? and what can you do? I'm simply curious.

>>54323658
Well I'll catch you up. The Andronian crusade invasion after the Great War was stopped before it could begin,the Raltekian Imperium was met,the galactic map initiative started,Beally was arrested,the UE is on the brink of war and Rukaar is married. That should be it how's the Court?

>>54323658
I got married,The UE is falling apart,The Noo have allied the Rumar,Beally's race has invaded,and my race has it's original power back

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>>54323772
> Vox seems highly amused by Astral question.
>"What do I want? Merely knowledge my friend, knowledge for its own sake. I desire to learn all about this reality and it's myriad secrets. As for what I can do? Well, when you have a network that spans whole galactic clusters, there'should a whole -world- of possibilities to explore.

>>54323851
>>54323960
>Vox seems slightly surprised at this.
>"Well then. So an invasion was halted, a whole new imperium encountered and war is on the horizon. Congratulations on the marriage though Rukaar, may it be long and fruitful. Also, Beallyou was arrested you say? Why pre-tell?

>>54324763
She comitted war crimes

>>54324763
So Vox what has happened to OMEGA and the rest of the Court? Are they still waiting for Carter?

Bump keep the thread alive everyone. Gonna be on the plane

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Hail from the Privateer's Guild! I know many of you may have had some violent run-ins with our members in the past, but now that our bounties have been redacted after the assitance in the Battle of Belloch-456, I assure you we are law-abiding citizens (for now).

>>54325775
Who are ya,and whats a privateer?

>>54325799
It's like a pirate, but more legal, friend.

>>54325842
Well i'm a Pirate Lord,so your like me but a wimp?

>>54325875
From a certain perspective, I suppose, yes. We just treat piracy purely as a business venture. Being a "wimp" is totally acceptable so long as it's profitable.

But given your title as a pirate lord, might you be interested in some sort of collaboration Lord Rumar?

>>54326000
*Rukaar

>>54326000
Im listening boy

>>54326046
Well, rumor has it that there's a rather large group of asteroids full of valuable minerals. The only problem is, there in the middle of a nature reserve famous for its pods of Space Amoebas that use the minerals for food.

Personally, I'm sure the creatures could make do with a little less food, but I'm afraid not everyon sees it that way. I'm sure if this was made into a joint venture with a upstanding gentleman such as yourself, things would go much smoother.

>>54326156
What i get from this,i have minerals,and your smooth talk angers me

why should i help you

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>>54325227
>Vox merely gives an odd hum.
>"OMEGA was wounded in a manger far worse than what I had suffered, nothing has been heard from it since that incident. The Court has also gone strangely silent and reclusive, we barely hear anything from them anymore. I think this might have to do with whatever they brought Carter into the Court for.

>>54325197
>Vox gives a rather odd whirring sound at this however.
>"War Crimes? What exactly did she do that would be considered as War Crimes?"

>>54326219
I have no idea,genocide i think is what i heard

I want to join. Should I be a Sslyth or Lincoln F. Sternn?

>>54326279
sslyth

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>>54326311
dubs confirms
>a sibilant voice whispers through the council chambers
Greetingsss, Council. I am Zzyxx Ssethh, of the Free Sslyth Holdingsss in Sshalamar. It isss and honor to meet with you.

>occasionally his tongue flicks from his mouth, tasting the air

>he seems to carefully consider his economy of movement, conserving as much energy as possible

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>>54326384
>He stands from his throne,his voice booming through the chamber
I,am Lord Rukaar of the Rumarian Empire!

What brings you here Zzyxx,are you here to join this federation or simply ally or trade with a member

we have a discord too if you want the link

>>54326437
We ssseek aid, your lordssship. My people are starving and we are running low on resssourcesss...

I'd be glad to join.

>>54326493
https://discord.gg/uuaxn5

Well in that case you would do well to avoid joing the federation as a true member,your kind can join as allies like mine

now do you have worlds,i have plenty resources,we could help and you kind would not need to change your traditions or currency

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Does anybody know the proper method of disciplining three unruly children out to kill each other? I'm trying to get them to conquer some dirt world to make our new-body-production plans go smoother, but these dipshits keep making a mess and getting in fights.

I've considered giving them a mission to collect an asset of ours, and give the garbage planet to the winner, but I don't know if that'll cause more troubles or not.


I'd like a response ASAP, I have to go deal with a vaguely defined threat by lounging around in a water park.

>>54326539
Who are you

>>54326558
memer, that's the plot of an expansion for the sequel to the game that image comes from. pay no mind

>>54326531
I would gladly join, but my holdingsss are few and I am the only one among my race who ssseessss the dire ssstraitsss that we find ourssselvesss in. My people are fractured from infighting and ssshere arrogance. They will not sssee reassson, or accept any aid.

>>54326916
Is there anything that they answer to?

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>>54326962
My people only anssswer to violence or the promissse of power. It will be a hard sssell to get them to join the federation.

>>54326174
I simply thought it might be profitable; You can never have too many minerals. There's no need to be rude, chum

>>54326539
If they want to kill each other that bad, let them. Then only the most cunning among them will be left, and the conquering of said planet will go much better. Or just separate them.

>>54327130
They sound like smart people, if a bit stubborn. But you're situation sounds fairly similar to the problems that plague the Guild, a bunch of captains all out for glory, fortune, and all that. We normally settle our differences via mock battles, drunken brawls, and duels, to keep losses at a minimum.

Now if you would like to hire a little firepower to motivate your people to kiss and make up, that would be a whole new conversation.

>>54327529
One of our oldessst traditionsss is to form a mercenary band and travel the ssstarss, selling our ssservices to the highessst bidder. I myssself spent my formative yearsss tesssting my blade in the rimward quadrant.

Alasss, it is as you sssaid. My people are intelligent. They would resssissst any attempt to conquer them from within.

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>>54327601
Adam walks in wearing his signature great coat and cap, he meanders over to the talking privateers, "Who's lookin for work? Cause if you need it, the Censors can always use more friends, err soldiers." The general nods his head, and throws a square thrinket down on the table "You fellas ever seen something like this before?"

>>54327699
>he peers at the bauble
Can prose be more purple?

>>54327728
"So, are you going to ask what it is, or just gaze at it in a stupor?"

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>>54326225
>Vox seems a god deal surprised at this revelation
>"Genocide, oh my. I mean, I knew she was highly unstable, but I didn't think she would go -that- far."

>>54327945
I didn't think you were finissshed ssspeaking.

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>>54327980
He looks at the serpent with disbeif "I'm going to throw you, Ok this a small puzzle we give to welps when their born, or spawned, or pulled, we can even sprout from fucking ground," He holds the cube up. "Here it's simple just move it around like so," he then proceeds to mix up the 4 colored cube into a a mish mash of colors that offends the senses, "Now this is the fun part, when you do this to it! IT EXPLODES!." he tosses it at the snakeman "Hurry you have 120 seconds!"

>>54328067
>the Sslyth promptly tosses the cube into a waste-disposal incinerator

I am not here to play games.

>>54327980
>>54328067
How is everyone? And just to note I am the Ambassador of the United Empire ruled from Terra and by the grace of the Emperor. And Lord General what do you have in mind?

>>54328134
I require assssistance dealing with my people.

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>>54328132
"God damnit it shoots candy! that was my only togo one!" He flexes his claws, "I'll fuckin kill you, ratsnake bastard." He charges but promtly stops in his tracks.
>>54328134
"Hi Karl" and resumes his charge "Die! Die! Die!" He colleids with a chair that was between the two of you "Oh fuck not again!" The fall isn't fatel this time but it does send him corenning into a unspecting couple eating nearby, "sorry, about that."

>>54328159
"So this help, you said your people were mercanries correct? well then, hehehehe" "I shall help your race, your species, your people. The Censors are at your command my friend." He gives a Kurt bow, and gives you a small device"this is a Centarian commuicator, try not it break it to fast."

>>54327601
Now that you mention it, I think one or two of the Guild's councimembers Sslyth captains. I'm sure the guild has much to gain from more of your people taking up the occupation.

>>54327699
Would we also have to abide by the censorship?

>>54328159
What do you mean by dealing with them?
And please forgive the Lord General he can be quite eccentric sometimes.
>Salutes the Ambassador
>>54328198
>And then he untangles him from the mess
Please keep the room together for the most part.

>>54328418
>>54328355
"Sorry, by the way, also censorship is the only ship censors can fit on."
"Privateers need someone to pirate for right? for about for a couple of these." and throws percious gems, and minerals into the face of Xanbo "Is this what you're after, percious booty." his experssion is one of a chimp

>>54328418
As I was sssaying to the Rumarian ambasssador, the Sslyth are a fractiousss people. Our ssstubborn grasssp on the old waysss have led to ssstarvation and poverty. No warlord wantsss to give up his holdingsss, and more you Sslyth leave to carve out their fiefdoms each stellar year. I ssseek a way to unify my race, and lead them to glory.

>>54328513
So you wouldn't mind if, for example, your censors also did some smuggling on the side? Also, you just carry stuff like this around? Your asking to get robbed, chum.

>>54328604
Well I think I can help you with this. There will be a price of course because nothing in this galaxy is free. If you declare yourself a protectorate or ally of the UE I can furnish you with ships,guns and warmachines. Of course some trade agreements must be signed first to make war worthwhile. How does that sound?

>>54328660
Unfortunately, the Sslyth are a proud people. The myriad warlordsss would sssooner face extinction before bending the knee, ssso to ssspeak. They would have to pledge fealty of their own volition.

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>>54328633
"Robbed, you think these claws are for show, boy?" He extends his 1ft long biopower claws, right from his hand, ouch. "Aren't these cool! they're for my 1st star!" point excited to his Command Beret, with a massive golden star dead center.

>>54328770
Claws? Why wouldn't you just use a bolter?

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>>54328905
"Because a wise man once said, during combat agaisnt a centarian raiding party, 'Drive me close, I want to hit them with my sword!' That moment was so inspiring for the censor forces that after they were through slaughtering his men and burning the planet to cinders, they offered the man a place among their ranks, he of course refused with such absolute billgerence that it caught the censors off guard and he managed to kill 11 censors, and a few thousand drones too!" The General's eyes stop their youthful glow and resume their dower dull creamry color,.

>>54328735
" I think I can arrange that, I just need, some coordinates

>>54328982
No offense General, but doesn't that say more about the capability of the censors rather than the effectiveness of the claw? Ideally, you want to kill the enemy before they even get the chance to use such weapons.

>>54329126
"The the fact he charged a forty ft lizard kinda put them in a revent stupor, and turns out, his massive hands were actually powered and tore through even the natural armor of the censors like a 1000 degree knife through butter.

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>>54329126
"It is to say, he swam through the drones as if they were an ocean of meat, which they infact are, but I digress.

>>54329235
Is that so? If we were to do some "censoring" could I expect you to supply my crew to ensure we are able to complete our duties?

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>>54329342
"Supply you a crew? I'll assist you personally along with my finest censors, it'd be an honor to actually do something in this galaxy that wasn't talk for once, I hope you like sandwiches, I tend to make them on road trips."

>>54328735
Well what could you offer us in return for our services?
>>54329368
What are Censors? I honestly don't know.

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>>54329588
"Fine, since you people like to learn so much!" The General's eyes glow and his presences fills everyones mind... "Hello? is this thing on? yo ok,here's all you need to know about my crusade:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RgtG2-FjGv2Uz9-eYfUBKe7ErNL1QaoP2nc55sb2JtM/edit?usp=sharing" the General pulls out a lawn chair and takes a seat. "That keep those whippersnappers busy."

>>54329625
OCC:Dragons and bugs that fly through the mutiverse on craftworlds.

>>54329625
>>54329647
So you've come here only to plunder our galaxy and it's technology? If that's the case what makes you better than the Horde or the Perfected?
>Stays standing as he gives the Censor a stern look
Ooc for new people joining the thread please try to tone down the crazy at first. Then when they're fully invested like me and Rukaar feel free to go full blast.

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>>54329717
>The point
>We're friendly enough
>At least we're honest
>And who says we think we're better than them? the only difference is we'll win.
>Your head

>>54316702
>>>/qst/

>>54329756
Well I don't think you'll be finding a lot of support from the other races of the galaxy. Especially since we've already beaten back extra galactic invaders before. And we even sent your fleet running with their tails between their proverbial or maybe literal legs. But let me keep things diplomatic,we beat you before and if needed we'll beat you again.
>Lights a commemorative Dance Battle cigar and takes a long puff
But perhaps if you stop trying to conquer us we'll give you some worlds to settle and you can join the Federation.

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>>54329846
No, that boards to slow, even for me.

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>>54329867
"Stop? babe we haven't even tried yet, boo, trust me you'll know when the invasions starting, let's just say, things are gonna get civil."

>>54329867
"Also if you've paid attention, we're too busy minding our young to be...you'd give us worlds?" Now, my child the Dream of Despair cannot simply be abandoned, but a void dragon residing in this galaxy, that'll be the day."

>>54329893
>The Admiral laughs
Hah if you're trying to scare me with that you've missed your mark. I've had more than enough invasions to last a life time and I'm sure I can handle this one. Perhaps you'll do me the favor of staying dead next time I kill you.
Ooc good night keep the thread alive

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>>54329971
OOC:Goodnight
"AHAHHAHA! Stay dead, that'll be the day.

>>54329878
But that's where you belong, this is basically just a lazy civ thread.

>>54330262
WIth circlejerking! that's what makes it a !notquest. Because quests are normally ran by a QM(one person), we all help make these threads.
>Source: I run quests on that dead ass board.

>>54330262
sorry but define quest? what is it? how can you tell? and if we are all having fun apart from you, do you have the right to stop us? or better yet how could you? so in short, shut up and leave or get creative and join us. its free form RP have FUN

>>54330276
what quest did you run you cocky arse

I have returned from my slumber,where did that snake like fellow run off to

>>54329846
Do you want to know why we are not going to Qst
"This board is for author-driven collaborative storytelling (i.e., "Quests"). In a quest there is a single author who controls the plot of the story and who drives the creative process. They can choose to take suggestions from other posters, or not, at their sole discretion. Quests can be text-based, image-based, or a combination of the two. Drawfaggotry is strongly encouraged!

To facilitate the author-driven nature of quests, /qst/ differs significantly from other boards in that the OP of a thread is considered the quest's author, and has some basic text formatting abilities: [b], [i], and color tags [red], [green], and [blue]. Therefore, only those people willing to put in the effort to be a quest author should post threads. If you do not intend to run a collaborative story, do not post a thread here! This includes meta-threads."

That is from Qst,which have a single person at the head and does what he wants.We don't have that this is free form RPing without a DM or too much dicerolling

>>54329971
I will try

>>54333011
IM HERE DONT LEAVE ME PLEASE

>>54333032
I have not left astral

>>54333057
thank gods, you all just disappear its creepy

but any who anything you need or want to know, I've just finished several jobs for the prison systems

>>54333081
What do you want astral?

>>54333113
I want a conversation and something to do

>he looks through several pages of the mad mans book

and do you have a small diamond? I might like this item here

>>54333129
I do not have a diamond

>>54333141
okay...........your not a very talkative person are you? no small talk while your killing your foes?

>>54333158
What is small talk

>>54333236
>Astral bangs his head against a wall

rukkar this is going to be more painful than when I had to explain etichet

>>54333283
>Rukaar laughs

>>54333304
stop laughing

>he sighs and looks around

do you want to learn what small talk is?

>>54333412
Sure astral what do you have in mind

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Greetingsss, council.

>>54333462
Hail Zzyxx

>>54333431
I planned to sew your mouth together, but I have a better idea

how about we DUAL

>>54333503
Dual? what is a dual

>>54323770
>>54323524
We'͢v͟e̕ be̷en ͡h͞e̛re th͞è ẁhol̴e t̕i̴me ĺisteǹi̕ng̡ ͠sadly͡ t̛h͡e͠ th͡i͜n̢g wa̛s ̶som̸e ͘s̴or̷t̷ o͟f ̧Il̀l͟us͘ion͝ ̨cau͘śed ͜b̛y mi͝nd͠ pl̕ane ̶t͞hi͡ngs̷ ͞w͡e ̷susp͝ect ̴ìt͢ wąs a ̸t̷ra͞p̵ ͡for ̨s̡o͝me͡one e͝l͜s͠e̕
OOC there was no wifi in dresden so b couldn't post or anything

>>54333516
>astral grins as a black dual disk materialise on his ultramarine blue arm

let me show you

>a bolt of understanding strikes his head and he knows the basics of the game

>>54333578
why am i doing this

>>54333649
because I am superior

LETS DUAL

>the world turns black

the looser is banished to where ever they don't want to be, so I will be in a phone and you...well we will see

I DRAW 5 CARDS, AND YOU ARE GOING FIRST

>>54333462
>Gives the Ambassador a rough Imperial salute
Good morning Ambassador Zzyxx.
>>54333649
>>54333578
Rukaar it's easier than you think I assure you of that.

>>54333740
you lost dear admiral

>the voice is amplyed by the dark magic that astral wove

>>54333700
Ok...Hmm...I play Machina sniper then

>>54333797
is that your turn?


[discord is for questions and other things like that]

>>54333828
Then im going to use Prohibition,and name dark magician.

What.

MY TURN AND I DRAW

I activate DARK MAGICAL CIRCLE this allows me to look at my next three cards and then organise them as I see fit.

NOW I ACTIVATE MYSTICAL SPACE TYPHONE KILLING YOUR PROHIBITION
then set 2 cards and normal summon LEMON MAGICIAN GIRL in ATTACK MODE [800/600]

THEN I END MY TURN

>>54333928
Now i play scrap recycler,and i send 1 machine card from my deck to the graveyard
that card is machina soldier
Now i play solidarity,which gives my machina sniper 800 attack,now i attack with him (2600 atk/800 def)

>>54333928
>>54334004
You should play a better game
> clutching a sliver deck in pincers

>>54334045
whats that Prethroyn?

>>54334004
MY TURN

I DRAW

hmmm, yes I have drawn PLADIUM ORICAL MAHAD and by revealing him in my hand HE COMES TO MY FIELD IN ATTACK MODE

next I activate ETERNAL SOUL and add a thousand knifes to my hand.

now a thousand knifes on his scrap soilder

NOW MAHAD TAKE HIS KENETIC SOILDER

MAGICIAN TAKE HIS MACHINA SOIDIER AND INFLICT 900 DAMAGAE
AND LEMON ATTACK DIRECTLY DEALING 800 DAMAGE

then I end

>>54334108
I summon proto cyber dragon,in def position.
and lay down this trap card
go astral

>>54334060
>>54334108
Af͢t͘er̴ ̷w͜e͘ ́di̴scov̨e̡r͠ed ỳou som͝e͟t͡i͠m̕es ̸solv̨e ͡d́i̧s̢p̨ute̸s ͝w̢ith ̨c͝hil̴dr͡en'̧s ̵c͘ard ͢g̷amés̛ ͘wę d̸eci͠ded t͟o ̕l̵e͡arn̵ ̀h̷ow ͟to͝ pl̸a̷y̡
But̵ y̛ou̸ ̴p͝lay a differen͞t on̶e t̨h͘a̷n t͘he̸ one ̸we͞ ̸lear͞n͜ed
Hơn͠est͡l̀y ̨th͟o̧úgh ͞w͡h͢y͢ ar͝e ͟we͟ pl͘ay̶ing e̵a͡rth͞ childr̸en's card̴ g̵ames̶?̨

>>54334145
which one do you play,the one with the five colors
please be magic i know how to play magic

>>54334145
IDRAW, NOW I SEND THE THREE MONSTERS ON MY FEILD TO THE GRAVE TO SUMMON OBOLISK THE TORRMENTER, NOW I ACTIVATE DARK HOLE KILLING ALL MONSTERS ON THE FEILD BAR OBOLISK WITH HIS DEVINE DEFENCSE.

OBOLISK ATTACK WITH FIST OF FATE.


THIS DUAL........IS OVER

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>>54334158
>The gathering?

>>54334197
>smoke covers rukaar,taking him to the place he hates the most.
>the smoke leaves and rukaar is in the same spot as before

I hate all of you

>>54334205
yes

>>54334158
I would play but there's no Naga tribal.

>>54334158
Yes ̸th̡at̀ ̛one w͝ith͢ ͠the ̧h̴iv͜e

>>54334235
I know how to play MTG fuck astral's little game

>>54334229
>>54334220
>>54334197
This happens occasionally whenever Astral wants to settle a debate without torture. How he got so good at an ancient Earth card game I'm sure we'll never know.

And Zzyxx how do you expect to unite your people? I'm guessing militarily.

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>>54334229
OCC:>He doesn't know...Bruh snakes are the other half of magic dude

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>>54334270
"Well I dunno how he wants to unite his people, but whatever the way the Centarians are with you, 42% percent of the way." He winks at this statement pulling out a, a trust cigar, "Mann why do the drones keep rolling these so tight?" he struggles to lite it,"Fuck fuck, ok." he takes a deep breath, and charges the nearest piece of furniture, "YOU FOCKIN DRONES" He gores the poor chair with his power claws, "Damnit normally this is the part the blood starts to seep and they say sorry." As you were/

>>54334270
Pr͟o͢b͠a͟b͠l̀ỳ knif̨e̛s ̀in ͝th̢e̵ d͝ar̵k ̀bl͜ades ̨in th̨e ̡bac̴k ̷i̴n͜tri̕g͜ue ͜Skuld͘ug̴gery mu̶r͞de͞r
T͠he͞ us͟u̴a͝ļ ̕c͟lo͡ak̴ ́and dag͡g̶er̢ stuff

>>54334956
"Oh mann, it's the crab cake guy!" The general waves at the large moliscoid alien, "Buddy over here! did you bring any cake today?"

>>54335036
U͝n̛it ̕one͞ ͢doés͝ th͘é ̀c̴akes
͞W͡e are̕ u͡nit t͟welve͝
We̡ ͞d͞id br͘i͟n͞g some͠ ̕éxţr̀em̷ely͡ ͘p̛o̧tènt p̴ǫiso̶n ̢th́a̷t͢ ta͘s̢tes qui̸te̶ g̶o̵ơd bęf̷o̡re̛ iţ k̵i͡l̸l̕s y̢ou

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>>54335123
"Oh I love spicy foods!" runs and tries to take a bite out of unit 12 "Were is the spicy food? I'm hungry!"

>>54335123
Hmmm what else do you do?

Bump

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Hello out there... is anyone receiving this message?

>>54336415
"Reading you loud and clear, friend."

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>>54336487
>we are not alone
What is the nature of intelligent life in this universe?

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>>54336561
"Oh the nature of intelligence?" The general taps his head, "Well the inhabitants of this galaxy frown upon interuniversal travllers, and so thus very low, easily conquered, they've attempted to withstand our efforts before." The general reaches deep into his pockets, withdraws a small cube,"You ever seen one of these before?"

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>>54336672
We are yet newcomers on this galactic stage. Please explain your cube.

>>54336561
Well a lot of of violence is common too apparently. You've missed some pretty massive wars. And welcome I am the ambassador of Earth's United Empire.

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>>54336813
"This is a, quick puzzle we give to our young." he qucikly shifts the cube around in his hands "And when you do this to it, IT EXPLODES!!" The General tosses it to the alien "Think fast!"

>>54336883
The birrin scientists' eyestalks twitch in confusion as the cube bounces off the human camera from which they are receiving the transmission.

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>>54336819
Is conflict widespread among interstellar species? We have had enough of violence on our own world, and were hoping the wider galaxy would offer hope for peace.

>>54336937
The cube bounces harmlessly off the device a ticking sound being heard."Ahaha, pal, I dunno where you are, but that place is funky lookin."
>>54336963
The Generals expression grows sour, then a look of defeat, "My child, I have hoped that too, when we came here, our job would to harvest the various knowledge and dwell among the peaceful species of this, Galaxy 60103...but it seems, in the grimdarkness of the void, there is only war."

>>54337607
This is distressing news. Is thereuch commerce? Science? Art?

>>54338027
"Well, from what we've harvested from this galaxy..No, a complete lack of any culture outside of devestating virus, dance battles, and Animal fucking pits, shark pirates. A horde of various alien species fed up with the federation, another mob of alien species.. that think they're better than the federation.. and evil gods." The general pets the Camera on the head, "Wheres your planet at? Now despite the horrile things we may be capleable, we Censors are not those things, we fight those things." "So tell me about your species, my friend."

>>54338027
"Honestly your best chance for survial, is to join the Centarian-Andronian Alliance and help our efforts in this area of space, we'll clothe your race, and give you all the room to frolic and research to you hearts content."

>>54336316
We ̧aŕe th̢e̛ ̷i͜n̕te͘lli͜génce̛ ga͝th̕er̴in͠g̶/ s̀pỳḿa̸s͝t̢e̶r̴ un͢it̴

>>54338027
F̡or͠ ͠u͜s͜ ̧no for ̨a̕r͝t
Y̧e̛s for̸ sći̕ęn̷c͘e
̴Wo̴rḱi͠ng ̢o̵n wha͘t͡ ͜c͡om͢mer͞c̡e̡ i͞s ͝e͢x̨a̛ctly̴ s̕ò ͠ḿa͘ybe

>>54338608
>>54338027
>>54336963
Conflict is not too widespread lately for once. The galaxy was able to beat back an extra galactic invasion and now we're just trying to rebuild and deal with the effects of it. And I counsel restraint in dealing with the Centarians,they may seem benevolent but they have stated before their intent to take over our galaxy for themselves.

>>54338878
Any news of the Horde or Perfected? And if you could gather some information on the Ploraxians as well to see how widespread their spies are it would be very beneficial for the UE.

>>54339201
F͡i̵rst͜ qu͜e̢st̛i̡o͞n ͡t̷he͢y͟ were ơuts̷i͟dȩ ̴c̢onte͝xt̡ ͞pr͜ơble͘ms̨ ͡so no ag̸ent́s sơ no ̛an̷s͜wȩr ́f̡or t̴hé ͘śècond q̴uesti͝on thèŕe are͟ ̧approx͘i̴m̀a͡t͠ely 6͘0̴0͝ ̵a̢c͝t͡iv͠e ̷a̛ǵen̛ts i͢n ͝yo̴ųr͟ Ęmp̶ire t̀h̴at͡ we ̧kn̵o̢w ͝o͝f a̸p͠p͜ro̶xima͢t͠el͟y ̨3̷/4̶ o͜f̸ thos̨e͘ ageńt̸s are͡ ̶on y͘ou̴r c̴a͞pital̨ m̡ơst̛l̸y̶ ͠w̴ơrkin̨g ̶ín̴ ̀you͠r mai̧l̶ se̸rv̵ice and͞ ͟va͢riǫu̡s ͢o̧tḩer ̀Ma̧y̛a͘ ͠a̢ge͢nc̛i͢ȩs͘ t͟h̕àt al̡low͟s ͢t͘h̷em to͠ s̀òmeon͟e su͘ccessf̢ul̛ĺy̧ p̢r̨ed͢i͡c̢t y̵our ̀f͟u͝tųre̕ act̸i̧o̕n͠s̛ ̷o̧f ͟those ͢4͠50̴ ̷50 áre̴ ̀ac̀t̛ual͠ly ̵ou͠t͡ ͘a̸g̛en̵ts

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>>54339174
The General pokes his fingers together, "I'm gonna do what? Oh yeah that thing, It doesn't sound as fun anymore, since you guys, like got it under control and all."
>>54339201
" Well, you know, I think Beally, and of course I shall repeat it, Please check out the Eastern fringe of your galaxy, it's not too... nice over there, and it's the perfect place for Perfected to pursue their perilous plans.

While I deliberate with the councilors, my forces are available to act as security detail for any that wish to hire them.

>>54339525
"Can your, forces handle boarding actions agaist starships?"

>>54339525
What threats exist that would need to be defended against?

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>>54339678
Piratesss, rival empiresss. They are alssso capable of partaking in variousss... clandessstine actionsss. All for a moderate fee, of courssse.

>>54339733
Oh fuck it's a furry artist. I feel ashamed.

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>When they fuckin kick you out their little circlejerk..
I'm not mad..not mad.
>FUCK I'M MAD

>>54340534
bye beally. it was very dramatic

>>54340534
> sorry man if you don't take things seriously people won't take you seriously

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>>54340575
"Hey, but I don't have to go right? just those, who I'm I kidding, bye Astral!"

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>>54340594
"Mann, the only time any censor takes anything seriously, is when they're mad, and I think you just got, Lord General Adam Malkovich, 100% mad." Beally waves off the lobster alien, "See you on the battle field, numbnuts."

this is getting a bit sad now, it really is.

don't do this, take some pride with you

> good night guys

>>54340683
>>54340715
"pride is for lesser races, this..this is extermination."
OOC:Good night, sleep tight.

>>54339174
>>54339201
>Carter's comms turn on.

Hey Karl,sorry,was busy with things.How were the Committe meetings?
>>54339302
Shit.Any way to deal with them?
>>54339678
Hello,I do not believe we have met.I am Carter of the Carnem Wastes.Who are you,and who do you represent?
>>54339733
>>54339525
Who are you?Do you require help?
>>54340683
>>54340638
>>54340534
>>54340594
>>54340575
Ooc
Look Beally,you were being a severe That Guy and just rolling up with OP stuff while derailing others.Understandable sometimes,but you crossed the line a while ago.

Try to leave with dignity,and don't take it personally.
>>54340715
Ooc
Good night dude,look forward to your posts.

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>>54340738
"No, now I'm making good on that "promise" I made, to personally, remove Carter from the wastes and yes I do realize the only way to do that is to kill him, within the wastes." Beally points out that Decay will kill you long before you kill Carter, "If that is what is honestly thinks."

What is going on here

>>54340764
>Carter's laughter can be heard from the comms.
How about no?
Ooc
>Carter's IC laughter can be heard throughout 4chan

>>54340818
I do not know.
So,Rukaar,how are you and your people?I heard there was a Rumar incident earlier involving a fight.

>>54340862
What fight,i heard nothing of this

>>54340888
Something about a sister?

I don't know,probably was just a rumor.

>>54340904
Oh that

>>54340957
Yes.Did anything occur like that?

>>54341017
My sister tried to kill me

>>54340738
The Sslyth are a proud race of warriorsss and mercenariesss. We inhabit a sssmall number of ssystemsss in the Kalabura expanssse. This collection of planetsss is referred to as the Free Sslyth Holdingsss. My brother-warlordsss are an insular bunch, disinterested in the grand ssscheme of the galaxy. I am currently the only Sslyth warlord to gaze outward.

>>54341041
I see.So,have you come to join the Federation?Perhaps the Holdings require aid?
>>54341027
Why?Was she challenging your lordship?

Greetings, I am Dell Vapor of The Union of Ferro, my kind has mastered space travel and seek membership amount your federation

>>54341101
Hello,I am Carter,of the Carnem Wastes.

So,who are these Ferro?And why do you wish to join the Federation?

>>54341057
The Sslyth are sssuffering from a lack of resssourcesss. They endlesssly ssscrabble with eachother, neglecting indussstry or agriculture. They must be unified.

>>54341141
We are the men and woman of the glorious planet Ferro,we have united into one super-nation and seek the final frontier in the stars

>>54341387
Planet Ferro?I am afraid I cannot see you as I am speaking through comms.
Who are your people,exactly?I have never heard of such a planet.If you wish to join or ally with the Federation.you are free to do so.Any requests?Trade deals,military aid,etc?
>>54341346
And how would you go about that?They could unify by joining the Federation.
And expanding into space is very lucrative concerning resources.

>>54341463
Ferro is a World of shining brass masterpieces ,our ironworks touch the skys and now we bring our knowledge of metal to the stars
think cybertron but steampunk

>>54341524
I see.So you utilize steam hardware?That is interesting.How have you engaged in FTL?
And do you need anythingnofmours?You are free to join our Federation.

Sorry for not being here everyone. I've been working with the Dominion Admirality to put down numerous barbarian incursions and border world revolts as of late.
Could anyone fill me in on whats just happened?

>>54341597
Yes we use the steam to power a vessel out of the planets atmosphere then use psychic tech used by the noble houses of Vall states.they open rifts that allow us to enter FTL speeds

>>54341742
Two new ambassadors have arrived.Nit much else,as far as I know.
What do you mean,barbarian incursions?Hvae they increased in frequency?

>>54341830
Remarkable.Your people are psions.
So do you require help?Or wish to engage in any deals or trades?

If you wish to join the Federation.simply ask the Front desk to do so.However.you must be in compliance with the rules.Do you have any laws you suspect may not be allowed in the Federation?

>>54341837
Somethings got them all stired up. warband leaders promising loot, Warriors looking for gloirous battle against the Dominions Aramadas, and a number of small holy wars have been waged by assorted people once their holy folk get them riled up. Slavers and pirates are also following these invasion to pick apart the wreckage left behind by the barbarians.

>>54340715
Goodnight my friend.
Ooc sorry everyone was busy with 40k

>>54341463
The Sslyth are a proud race. Sometimesss too proud to call for aid. I ssseek a way to unify my people, and make them think that it wasss their idea.

>>54342049
>>54341837
And the Empire seems to have pulled itself from the brink of war. Actually it was with the aid of Lord Rukaar that negotiations seemed to finally succeed. The Emperor spun a tale to them of how the Rumar would take pleasure in eating them alive if they ever even thought of starting a civil war. And that would be the only mercy they'd get. And I'd like to welcome our new Ambassador as well to the Federation.
>>54341346
Well if we give you aid in uniting your people could you repay us with the service of your warriors?

>>54342190
Great,then.Hey,did you guys get my message?I sent it to Markon.
>>54342154
Make them think it was their idea?

So,what are we talking about here?A proxy war,a drug issue?I can possibly help out.
>>54342049
Sounds rather bad,then again it is the border worlds.
So,did the Expedition find anything useful,or were they beset on by these same occurences?

>>54342154
The Dominion Can send aid as well. Just ask and we'll give what we can at the time.

boop

>>54342233
Well Carter if the Sslyth are unwilling to accept aid from other nations out of pride do you think there is another way to aid their unification? I sat assassination might be a good back up but I'm not too sure.
>>54342234
Hello Director any news I have missed? I apologize profusely for being so busy lately I've been finalizing negotiations and trying to deal with the damn Censors.
Bump

>>54344434
Perhaps.I would recommend an assassination as well,or a proxy war.Though that is heavily looked down apon,so we will have to be discreet.We should discuss this further with Zzyxx.

Bump
Good night everyone

>>54345448
Ooc
Good night dude.

bumpy bump


whos here

>>54347861
I AM

>>54347861
T̶h͟es͘e͠ ̀int̨repi̸d ́repo͡r͟t͞e̢rs ar͟e

Good morning gentlebeings. How are you all this fine session?
And what do you think of the retreat of the Centarians from our galaxy? Perhaps their empire is falling apart

>>54350876
I am fine,though a little tired from research.
Has anything come up in my absence?

>>54351234
Ooc
Forgot tag

>>54350876
>>54351234
>>54351251
Haha! Welcome back ambassadors, I am Inkito. Yes, and the federation ringworld should be complete by next session. And we will be moving operations to there as the federation capital. And, who are the Centebarians? Also Beally is still awaiting trial, and some guy by the name of Ivan has taken up residence in our hangar bay.

>>54351251
>>54351234
It may also concern you that The Gods of Disoridii and Poker are protesting. If you want to ask how, well, they sent weaker wastes beings here. They appear to be various Soviet conscripts, and a 19th century Riverboat gambler leading the protest.

>>54350876
Herr̛ a̛dm̀iral h͢er͢e͝ is ̶so͘me mo͘re͡ sp̷ecif͘ic ͢in̢fo̸rmat̨įo͘ǹ
̶The̕ ̸tw̵o ̢hig̴he͢st̶ ͞p̀l̴a͞c̵ed ́spy͠s are
R͢ei̛n͘h̴ar̨dt ͝F͡erd̴in͜an̵d, ̸on̵e o͜f ̶th͟ę ͟Sęçr̴e̶ţa͜r͞ý pe̵ople for ̢y̕our͡ m̧iĺita̛r̸y l̸eade̕r ͟g̕róưp̨ s̢t͡af̸f thi͝n͝g̷
́He͡'s̀ u͡n̷aware he's̴ spy͜in̸g ̡f̛or͞ ̕ṕĺo̶rax̢ia ͝he͠ ͘th̨inks̶ ́he's̢ sp͞y͟in̴g͞ fơr your sece͡s͟si͢o̶nist̀ ̨o͢r̴ganìz͞atio͠n͞ ̵as̸ ̶s̨ec͡retl͡y͡ ̛h͞a̵t̸e̡d͜ mi͞li̧t͡a̕ŕy'̢s and or̶ga̴n̢i̴ze͟d̵ go̴v͜ern̸men͢ts
T͘he ͝ot̴her ͢is ̷the guy w̵h͞o̧ rùn̡s͡ y͘our͘ ͡m̀a̷il̷ ̀th̀ing ̀Er͞ic͜ ̢s̡ome̷t͟hi͡ng ̸i̷ţ a̕not͢h̵er̛ ͜he k͘no̶ws͡ ̷he'́s spy̧ing ͜fo͞r ͘pl͞or̛a̛xi͠a i̡s b̕ȩing ̷paid ̶a ̶s̶m̢a̕ll̛ ͞f͠ort̷uńȩ ́for͟ it

Greetingsss, councilmembersss. An unfortunate event hasss occurred. Hesshh Slyxx, a powerful Sslyth warlord, hasss perished under myssteriousss circumstances. This leavesss a power vacuum to be filled.

>>54351882
> shifts comfortably

>>54351882
Fortunately, a fleet of mine wasss nearby and we were able to lay claim to much of hisss former holdingsss.

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>>54340738
We are the birrins of Chriirah, and we have only recently achieved interstellar travel. We hope to prove productive members of galactic society.

We have dispatched a vessel with scientists, diplomats, and merchants to your meeting-place to begin our integration into the galaxy. We hope they will receive a warm welcome.

>>54351984
Hello, Ambassssador. Though we are but newcomersss ourselvesss, the Sslyth welcome you to the galactic ssstage.

are you in the discord?

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>>54352028
We have noticed your reports about the unfortunate state of your people. As a gesture of goodwill, Chriirah would be happy to furnish you humanitarian supplies or logistical advisors.

(no, not in the discord. link?)

>>54351465
Do not worry Inkito.They are not actually from those time periods,they are simply weak spirits that choose those forms.I am the only human that survived the Wastes,and that was not of my choice for the most part.

They are probably protesting about my win last night.They said I cheated.I will go down there and deal with them,spirits are easy for me to beat.Plus a Granicap can kill at least 3 before going down.Do not send your own men,those spirits will rip through them,being Wastes beings and all.However,given that they are the weakest Wastes beings,you may be able to harm them through extradimensional weaponry,albiet with losses of life.

I will go handle it myself,to avoid any unnecessary deaths.

>Carter leans over and whispers

I mean I did cheat,but they did as well.Regardless I got tons of plasma.
>>54351984
Why,hello then.So,who are the Birrins?Do you have any trade offers,or other issues to speak of?
Ooc
Here is the Discord
https://discord.gg/quXeDc
>>54351882
>>54351960
Oh no!
>Carter is seen stifling a laugh and looking at 12.
>>54351399
Great news.Though I will have to move my aquarium.

>>54352524
> unit twelve tries to wink at Carter he can't it's just a blink but he tries anyways

>>54352634
>Carter cannot reciprocate the wink,as he has no eyes.He tries anyways.
>To an outside observer both ambassadors seem to be having slight seizures.

>>54352277
https://discord.gg/bF4SgZ9

I have returned again. And it seems my fleet may soon be used again...the Emperor kept the threat vague but told us to be on guard so I apologize for being so busy.
21st Expeditionary Fleet:
>1 Hell's Arrow class Titan
>18 Dreadnoughts
>75 Battleships
>200 Cruisers
>500 Destroyers
>751 Corvettes
All equipped with the best weapons and shields we have to offer. It is quite the force isn't it?

>>54353944
Indeed.And the Hell's Arrow Titan's new focus for it's extradimensional weaponry should serve it well.At least,that is what you informed me of after the battle with Echo.
What threat was mentioned?It may have been vague,but surely something on note was said.

>>54354008
He told me,"An Old Empire awakens,have all forces be on guard. And by God let us survive their wrath."
We have recently been at war with the Lor Kar Republic but I don't think that could be it. What do you think Carter?

>>54354076
Hmmm.I have never heard of a Lor Kar Republic.but I doubt it is related if he said old empire.

Perhaps something related to the Jenorians?Or the empire that Ovaa's team found evidence of?

>>54353944
We ̢ho͝p͡e̛ oųr ͞i̡nfo͜r̸matio̧n wa͢s̕ helpful̕ ͜in e̢na̢b̷l̷i͢ng ̀yo͠ų ̢to̴ pu͘rg͜e ̵t̕he ́s͜po͟ts̴ ͡s̕pies fro̡m ̛y͢ou̵r͞ ̸ra̵n͠ks͝

>>54354076
Maybe.... it could be... the... oh god. What have we here, its the Kjsst! They are coming here, the expedition, they are taking us all! Quickly, I will supply you an additional 500 Cruisers, and 1000 Corvettes. Also 40 battleships!

>>54355456
I am sorry,what?Who are the Kjsst,and why are they coming for the Serenity?

>>54352524
Our homeworld and colonies offer a variety of natural resources, and our creative persons produce a great amount of high-quality art and music. We are particularly proud of our intoxicants, which, to birrin biology, at least, provide pleasure without addiction or serious side effects. We are primarily interested in studying the technology and cultures of others. There is much to discover!

>>54356513
I see.So,welcome to the Federation.Do you have any inquiries concerning our members,or the Serenity?
And please,tell more of these intoxicants.

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>>54356933
Most of our intoxicants are smoked or otherwise inhaled. A wide variety of effects and flavors/scents are available, though we cannot anticipate how your biology will react to them.

What resources do the civilizations of the galaxy need, which we may provide?

>>54355051
It was Prethoryn thank you. The intelligence agents have been... dealt with. Let us say they will never gather more intelligence again.

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>A strange transmission comes through over the Vox followed by an immense starship. It's hull encrusted with strange armor plates and weaponry.
[{<WE HAVE HEARD YOUR WARS>}]
[{<WE HAVE HEARD YOUR WRETCHED FOOTPRINTS AS THEY STOMPED ON OUR WORLDS>}]
[{<WE STILL HAVE OUR HONOR. THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL. FLEE THIS GALAXY OR BE ENDED>}]

>>54358445
But... we JUST got into space!

>>54358445
Thisss isss an outrage. The Sslyth will never be cowed. We will ssstand to the lassst until every one of your kind liesss broken.

>>54358576
[{<THEN WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WORTHY OF EXISTING IN OUR GALAXY?>}]
>The being regards the Ambassador with suspicion
[{<THOUGH OF COURSE PERHAPS YOU COULD JOIN US AS A THRALL. WE HAVEN'T DONE IT SINCE THE OLD WAR WHICH LED TO OUR SLEEP>}]

>>54358152
Hmmm.How much would you want for those intoxicants?Minerals,currency-name your price,and I may oblige.
>>54358653
Who are you,again?

>>54358625
[{<THEN YOU SHALL FALL>}]
>Two more vessels join the ship.Each one as ancient as the first.
>Tavos class Titan
>Length: 4km
>Width:2Km
>1 Sythe class Extermination Device
>1000 Flux Plasma Cannons
>10 Spinal Mounted Fusion Lances
>Tier 5 armor
>Fleet power each: 70
Ooc they're pretty much the Vex as a Fallen Empire from Stellars

>>54358763
I don't play Stellaris. Give me a rundown?
Also join the discord at >>54353038

>>54358763
>>54358793
Ooc
Combat rules if needed
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY

>>54358793
http://www.stellariswiki.com/Fallen_empire
Ooc read this. And I'm already in the Discord just trying out being kind of an antagonist civ.

>>54358837
Oh fuck I'm spooked.
Anything to get the Sslyth into one unified state though, I suppose.

>>54358653
It's not our fault intelligent life developed late on our world. We're just proud of getting into soace without self-destructing. Things were bad there for a while but we persevered.

>>54358793
>>54358830
>>54358837
[{<SHALL WE DO BATTLE TO SEE IF YOU ARE WORTHY OF LIFE?>}]
>Laughter,cruel and mechanical sounds through the Vox. The High Priest drawing more and more ships to it's fleet.

>>54358933
>>54358948
Birrin,are you onboard the Serenity right now?

>>54358930
>>54358933
[{<THOSE WHO SURVIVE THIS FIRST BATTLE WILL BE PERMITTED TO RECEIVE OUR TECHNOLOGY AS A THRALL TO OUR MIGHTY EMPIRE>}]
[{<BUT DO NOT EVEN HOPE FOR THAT. NOTHING CAN STAND BEFORE US>}]

>>54358996
What is that?

>Diplomats to homeworld, we've got trouble incoming!

>>54359098
>one of Zzyxx's aides comes and whispers in his ear
>Zzyxx nods and says something back to him before the aide retreats back to his compartment
>Zzyxx draws himself up to his full height, almost nine feet tall
The Sslyth will stand against you. The full might of the Scintillant hordes will be summoned from the eastern reaches and brought to bear. Know this, alien: you will die in shame, with a scream frozen upon your features.

>>54359286
>Zzyxx begins moving towards the exit

I mussst return to the Kalabura Expanse to marshal the Sslyth against this grave threat.

>>54359286
>The Awakened First Fleet of Conquest
>10 Titans 700pts
>40 Battlecruisers 600pts
>1300pts
>Armor bonus 650
>1950 Total
Special Rules
>Scythe 1d60 for damage
>Plasma weapons get +1 to damage
>Has strikecraft and shields on all ships
[{<PREPARE FOR DEATH>}]

>>54359365
Understood.Prepare for defensive action.
>>54359274
Do not worry.I was simply asking so that I could offer you some of Carmine's Exocorp brand coffee on the Serenity.
>>54359393
Ooc
Dude those rules are great.

>>54359428
Ooc well I did fight the first fleet battle and help develop the combat rules. If that gives you a hint of my other character.

>>54359497
Ooc

AWWWWW
YEAAAAAAAAAAH
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>54359587
Ooc all I await now is the enemy fleet.
He can take a larger fleet than me and have more fleet power to offset the tech advantage.

>>54359695
Let me get a feel for the rules right quick.
Gotta stat up some Sslyth infantry and ships.

>>54359728
If you like the rules maybe the UE will do some skirmishes with you as well. It would be cool to have a small border war instead of the usual super massive war we seem to have

>>54359814
The Sslyth are pretty fractious so it wouldn't necessarily have to be the Sslyth proper either. In fact, Zzyxx is using the Awakened as a catalyst to galvanize the Sslyth into one state.

>>54359814
This is kind of hard to do without sample forces so I know what is and isn't extremely overpowered or underpowered.

>>54360031
Ooc use my force to base yours on. Have a probably more fleet power too to represent numbers. Other than that just try to keep special rules balanced.

>>54359393
>Defense Fleet Sshethh & mercenaries
>50 Cruisers 500pts
>5500 Destroyers 1500pts
>2000pts
Special Rules
No idea yet but it should be something related to boarding

Doing a quick check call for anyone interested in one of my expeditionary forces into the border regions.

>>54360567
>The Awakened charge their Doomsday weapons. Their powerful hulls and armor expected to be proof against all of their foes primitive weapons.

>>54360736
Wait I'm not ready. Still have to make up some special rules.

>>54360756
Ooc I know that's why I'm letting you do the first volley.

>>54360783
>the destroyers close and attempt to initiate boarding actions on the Awakened ships

Alright, I need you to walk me through how that works

>>54360802
>A battlecruiser is caught by the speedy ships and it's crew attempts to neutralize the boarders. 300 Goblin class anti personal troopers armed with lasers try to kill the primitives.
Ooc they're mechanical as well but for boarding it's basically an infantry fight till one side is killed.

>>54360850
So Sslyth are super durable. I don't know what kind of numbers I want to use. Any suggestions?

>>54360895
Ooc maybe a 100 with suitably good stats.

>>54359428
ooc what is the serenity, and why might they be on it?

>>54360952
>100 Sslyth Braves board the ship, firing upon the drones with their multi-plas rifles and hacking them to bits with their mono-falxes

No idea how to stat infantry lmao

>>54360953
Ooc it's the Federation diplomatic station currently where everyone meets.

Rolled 5, 5, 9 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>54361031
>The Goblins advance firing their weapons with cold machine precision as they assault the boarders.
Health:30
Ooc just say they're elite infantry

>>54361044
ooc Ah, I see. In that case, yes, the birrin entourage has already arrived and settled in.

"We happily accept your offer of beverages, human. This is Urrrok'k, our primary ambassador to your Federation."

A brownish birrin wearing red, gold-trimmed vestments steps forward and extends a gripping appendage. "We received information that this is how your species greets friends."

>>54361080
>the Sslyth charge at the robotic defense drones, their battle-cunning giving them an edge

How's that?

Rolled 6, 10, 6 + 5 = 27 (3d10 + 5)

>>54361106
If I had remembered to roll correctly

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d10 + 4)

>>54361119
>As both forces destroy each other the survivors of the Goblin horde charge forwards to wipe out their foes
Ooc the ship will be disabled but you'll probably die too.

Rolled 2, 1 + 5 = 8 (2d10 + 5)

>>54361331
How does damage work? Also is this abstracted among lots of ships or do we need to play this out for hundreds of turns?

>the Sslyth make a tactical withdrawal but make the drones bleed for every step [sic] they take

>>54361380
>A few battlecruisers are disabled but the majority of the force still stands
>Lost 5
>Health 1875
OOC It's abstracted. And damage just straight up take health away based on how good you roll.

Rolled 53, 50, 12, 36, 21, 32, 27, 32, 23, 26 = 312 (10d60)

>>54361432
>The massive Doomsday weapons open up on the primitive force
[{<DIE INTERLOPER>}]

>>54361488
>Even as the primitive ships die the Awakened ships activate their jump drives
>Sustaining far more casualties then they would have thought possible
[{<WE WILL RETURN>}]