stat him /tg/

>>54314368
cAT
10 to lasagne

Literally plot armor. Bitch never gets in trouble.

>>54314424

That has more to do with Jon than plot armor. I seem to recall him getting in a lot of shit with people who weren't Jon, Odie or Jon's... friend? Whoever that guy was.

>>54314368
Maybe some other time.

>>54314368
Statting?

That sounds too much like effort.

>>54314368
trans

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The Great Devourer can't be statted.

>>54314368
Hatred (Mondays)

>>54314437
>Jon's... friend? Whoever that guy was.
Lyman a.k.a. Calvin's Uncle Max

>>54315596
>not Favored Enemy(Mondays)

GURPS.
Standard housecat template but with +6 IQ and chronic depression. Quirk: loves lasangne. Quirk: hates mondays.

>>54314368
Hungry: Yes.

>>54314368
Ticket to Abu Dhabi.