CYOA General. Clinical Depression Edition

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>>54313060

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>>54313064

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>>54313060
So the same edition as always?

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I'll work on adding more companions for the next update.
If you guys got any ideas for companions, let me know.

Update 2.2.4:
>Added Hardcore option.
>Add bonus for half prize and longer stay in the basement.
>Mandy Muse now has an extra option.
>Desktop or Console now has an extra option.
>Fetish Room now has an extra option.
>Internet description changed.

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>>54313080

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>>54313087
Yes

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>>54313116

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>>54313167

>>54313060
I keep telling my psychiatrist that I don't feel depressed, and have no thoughts of hurting myself and others.

I really don't want to deal with it.

>>54307389
>Celestial Elf
>Salvation
>Teenager (on the cusp of puberty)
>Submissive/Friendly/Obsessive
>Intricate Choker
>Possess Rune
>Stamina/Strength/Sorcerer Runes
>Working Drags
>Servant's Quarters
>Cold
>Firm
>Reprimand/Isolation/Beating
>Sorcery/Craftsman/Combat
>Sorcery/Manual Labor/Carpentry/Guard
>Fine Jewelry/Warm Cloak/Free Time/Rare Candy
>Telepathy/Telekinesis/Teleport/Cleanse/Prosper/Heal/Treatments/Strengthen/Nullify

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To break her is my real test,
To train her is my cause,

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Teach my elf to understand
The power that's inside!

Fighting Elves, (Gotta enslave them all) its you and me
I known its my destiny
Fighting Elves, oh, you're my best slave
You better not misbehave!

Every failure along the way
With beatings she will face
I will punish every day
To teach her rightful place,

Come with me, I'm always right
Forget self esteem
train and eat you'll win the fight
It's always been my dream!

Fighting Elves, (Gotta enslave them all) its you and me
I know its my destiny
Fighting Elves, oh, you're my best slave
You better not misbehave!

Fighting Elves
Put a choker on you.
Your strength will pull us through.
Obey me, I'll order you,
Fighting Elves

Gotta enslave them all!
Gotta enslave them all!

Fighting Elves

>>54313094
half my prize for 50 points to start with
full kitchen 7/50
loli 14/50
heat/ac 17/50
movies/tv shows 24/50
jacuzzi & sauna 27/50
library 31/50
workout room 38/50
skylight 39/50
medical care 41/50
lab research 48/50
old radio 49/50
Garden 50/50

I hope you do add more companions, it's lame that a kid is the only decent option for companionship. Oh well, child rearing is a full-time job so at least I won't be completely listless for the whole time I'm there.

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>>54313208

>>54313094
Spend 10 years for 5M USD
[50]

Food : Full Kitchen. Cooking is a good way to kill time, learn a skill, and eat decently healthy. [43]

Companions: Loli. Most bearable and obedient. Definitely no ulterior motives here. [36]

Electronics : Instruments. Should be interesting to pick up as a skill. I'd have to learn how to read music sheets though . I can only read guitar. [31]

Side: Jacuzzi, Garden, Library, Fetish Room [13] Hygiene products are incredibly nice to have. I enjoy gardening. Library for books and educating the loli. Fetish room for.. educating the loli.

Entertainment: Skylight. It probably wouldnt be healthy if we didnt have sunlight. [12]

Services: Medical Care with birth control, Lab Research. Not dying is always good. [2]

2 points left over, let's actually drop the fetish room to reach [12] points. Instead lets get Old Radio [11] Healthy Food [6] and a Indoor Pool [0]

So my loli gains 5 extra loli years and I gain 25 years. We'll probably be really good at music stuff by the end. There will be lots of reading and gardening and teaching her and "teaching
her. And we'd get to try out a of of cooking and probably be pretty competent at it. All in all, shouldnt be too bad. Going to be a bit hard to teach her the internet and all that stuff once she's out with me though.

Why was there discussion about Pokemon Personified when PPP+ never came out.

>>54313466
Because some autistic moron keeps posting the image of Lugia/Ho-Oh which sparks the same exact 'discussion' every thread.

>>54313317
Will do... At least another row of companions for the next update.

>>54313410
I like your way of thinking. Also bonus points to you sir, for not complaining about something. Like most people do.

>>54313167
This is really cool, but I'm really high.
I'll get back to it in around ten to twelve hours. I need to sleep this off.

>>54313064
>S.H.I.P-Chan
BC Kingfisher
Speed 6
Durability 5
Attack 5
Cargo Capacity 5
Crew Capacity 5
>Upgrade
Cargo Hold Increase
Extra Room x2
>Modification
Gym
Kitchen
Library
>Crew
Alexandria Torgue
Alain Rickman
Tessa
Saint Thomas
>Cargo
Weapon Rack
>Threats
Eraser 7
Ms. Alice

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>>54313060
>Tfw I don't actually think you should continue doing something that you find no pleasure in.

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>>54313520
>image of Lugia/Ho-Oh
>Is it wrong for Pasille to take the dick of the guy she loves despite being married.
>Arios did nothing wrong and was trying to stop her wife from being an unfaithful whore.

They were both in the wrong. Sad considering there's more interesting characters than those two. Nice PP has characterization for companions though.

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>>54313726
But you should still make waifu cyoas for me

>>54313728
Literally nobody has ever said the later. The guy who posts the former just characterizes anyone trying to criticize Pasille as saying it to farm (You)s.

>>54313529
Eh what am I going to do. Make a better thing and prove you inferior?

Besides it's kinda nostalgic to have these kinda old school stuck in a basement ones. We dont get many new/decent ones of these these days. It would be fun if more people decided to do those and maybe made some more expansive ones.

>>54313167
EnlightenedNEET

>Hordes:
Money
The Holy Grail
Magic Artifact
Magical Leyline

>Powers
Strength 3
Immortality 2
Element 0 (sound)
Form 3
Breath 0
Scales 3
Extras: Tail, Wings, Claws

>Boons
Manse
Saber
Butler
Fortified

>Enemies
Unrest level 1 (negated)
Josaiah Jofag
Sir Lancelot
The Wizard
Jew Crew

Saber automatically counters one level 2 threat per week. That means Lancelot is dead week 1 and I only have to hope that the Jew Crew and The Wizard don't decide to show up on the same week, otherwise I have to take them myself. I can probably take them myself if it comes to that, the Jew Crew is effectively harmless, though The Wizard might be a worthy foe.

That leaves Josiah Jofag. I SHOULD be strong enough to win, but if I'm not he doesn't actually kill me or take anything from me (not even the Magic Artifact) so it's not the end of the world. I'm also more resistant to sound, for what it's worth.

Debating a 5th horde. Either Library of Liberandia with THE WALL, mostly so that I can have the chance to KNOCK HIM DOWN with my immense strength, or Really Bitchin' Fitness Course with the smug AI. Both of them could make things interesting, or just more annoying.

>>54313060
>Clinical Depression Edition.

What makes you sad OP?

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>>54314128
Oh, just the existential dread that I've come to gain once I realize how many wasted opportunities I've let slip and the fact that I have done nothing with my life.
Ya know?

>>54314128
Italics being Nasu.

>>54313746
You know what, I'll give my time to work on a cyoa, not for honor but for (You)s.

>>54314372
What makes me feel better about stuff like that is that once enough time passes after I've died, nobody will remember or know I existed anyway. Nobody will give a shit if you were a failure who squandered his opportunities, because no one will know about you.

>>54314372
If it were not the fact that this is probably common place here i would suspect that you are (former)Trap anon Regardless of that. If you are still alive you still have the chance to do something if you wanted to, i mean there is always opportunities available as long you keep breathing right?

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>>54314372

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>>54313094
Healthy Food
Pupper
Desktop
Garden
Skylight
Internet

That leaves me with 10 unused points, so I'll donate them to anon who has more desires than me.

>>54314372
I appreciate you anon. That may not mean much, but our interactions here are something I value and look forward to.
And if you truly feel like you should be "doing something" then that is what you must do. The details are unimportant. You're in a better position than many, by the nature of knowing what you want. All it takes is the effort.

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>>54313520
>>54313466

I can't wait for this image to get updated when PPP+ comes out.

>>54313094
Reposting from last thread in case you missed it

Food- Healthy
Companion-Mandy Muse
Electronics-Heat/AC, All Instruments+Recording, Radio
Side Room-Workout Room, Library +Comics, Jacuzzi, Garden +Weed
Services- Med Care +Birth Control, Lab Research
Bonus- Half Prize

Suggestions & Criticism-

Add a row for prizes, start with the 60(?), add cool prize options (longevity and the $10M would move there)
Unify how the bonuses are written, half are +N and half are add N
Spell out what the "basic amenities" are, at least a bit.
Without Health Care, even probably w Skylight, wouldn't your health suffer from lack of sun? And lack of nutrition (not just >muh fat) with fast food or lower?

I picked Jacuzzi mainly for the Hygiene products. I suggest at least adding the same to pool or something.
Climate control should be 2 IMO
No [ TG other than built-into-table games ], non-music art, or aesthetic customization options? Perhaps an aesthetic row?
(Obsolete) Internet is useless on its own yet costs 10? and only works w one other option? this is really stupid

The companions are pretty bad, even setting aside UB & alone, only Pet & Mandy are worth (Though I would likely be able to get along with & befriend HG better than most of you). I suggest making minor improvements to HG, replacing UB with a creepy dude with a less zoomed in portrait so I can actually stay on that row, replacing loli with a cool dude (optionally gay, maybe for +1)
And on that note
JFC I'm not cool with loli options in general but yours is creepy as fuck, like almost as bad as Lolita (Which was, yknow, intentionally a horrific story veiled by flawed perspective)

>>54315318
I agree on the loli stuff. I don't mind the "1000 year old dragon" thing some people do, as it atleast implies maturity but this option is straight up just a impressionable child.

>>54315607
Whoops. I forgot to actually put in the build before hitting submit. This was a really cute CYOA though.

1960s Batman
El Muariachi
Awesome Soundtrack (as stereotypical as possible, plus Spanish guitar for fights)
Clean Fights
Battlewords
Best Bros (or not)

>>54315607
You know that's real heckin' neat you posted that. I was just going to do that then it tells me it was a duplicate image.
>really cute CYOA though
Thanks a bunch!

>>54313094
>Half prize to 5 mill (50)
That's 500k per year for being a NEET. Only downside is only finishing my education in ten years.
>Full kitchen (43)
>Pupper (40)
Gonna need a small one that won't go mental from being locked up.
>Old radio (39)
>Heat/AC (36)
>Garden (35)
>Library (31)
>Gym (26)
>Skylight (25)
>Workshop (21)
>Medical care (19)
>Internet (9)
Nothing more I could want or need. Let's drop the Garden and get 10 mill instead.

>>54313094
5 million
Food - Full Kitchen (7/50)
Companions - Loli (14/50)
Electronics - All TV shows and Movies, Desktop +1 point (32/50)
Side Room - Library (36/50)
Entertainment - Skylight (37/50)
Services: Medical Care and Internet (49/50)

Easy.

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Every once in a while I'll post the only cyoa I'm proud of to have made, even though its terrible.

Its just less terrible than the rest.

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>>54316228
oh and by the way i hid some secret code in (like normal) but didn't set up an imgur like in my other cyoa's by accident so I'll just post the secret as a mystery box you can take or ignore.

>>54316228
>Grey - Become apathetic to anything
I already have this 'power'

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>>54316244
Long ago I was making a cyoa about monster-boys, then SDA instantly did it better in like 5 minutes and literally no one wanted it.

So I naturally tried for something bigger, got frustrated and gave up.

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>>54316261
So if you too want to make cyoa's, try to stay within the fun zone of doing them or you'll burn out.

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>>54316272
Mystery box.

Also, if you do a mystery box, make absolutely sure you don't like it more than the rest of your cyoa. A lot of people never find my imgur links i hide in my cyoas.

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>>54313167
>RichNEET DORAGON
EnlightenedNEET would be okay but I'm bad at self-motivation.
>2 lv 1 enemies
>7 Dragon blood
>5 minimum hoard


>Money (lv 2 enemy)
>Ultimate fig collection (lv 0 enemy)
It's too funny. I can see it. People talking about a dragon with a hoard of anime figures. Nerds and weebs trying to break into my house to get the coveted Waifu In Gold Thong-figurine.
God this is great to read. "Eating normal food makes you feel vaguely bad and headachy, the way that instant ramen might to a healthy person"
>Cornucopia (+1 Public unrest)
>Holy Grail (Sir Lancelot)
+1 boon, +1 dragon blood (temp)
>The Princess (the Prince)
I'm gonna take the Princess on a holiday retreat away from the Prince and his psycho friend sir Lancelot.
I'mma go full Big Daddy - Big Daddragon?
>The Bastard
The Princess needs a friend. Also I'm a fan of the whole "goes tsun if you don't give her (him) enough attention". It's cute.
>/k/ stash (Muh libruls)
Can't be a Big Daddy without all of the guns
>This collection of uniforms (...) and ovens
Jesus christ this is good. Thank you. Jesus.
>GRRM chained up (+1 Public unrest)
I'm taking he who shall not be named and saying he can smugpost only when he finishes a cyoa.
And hey, if my mom gets laid I'm happy for her. I never got why "I had sex with your mom" is an insult. That's an insult to yourself.
>Pissjugs
He who shall not be named needs it.
>Really bitchin' fitness course (any lv 0 enemy)
>Library of Liberandia (lv 1 enemy)

>Immortality 1 (6)
Taking anything more implies that you think you can be killed and that you're afraid.
>Strength 2 (4)
>Element 0 - Sound
>Form 1 (3)
>Breath 0
>Scales 2 (1)
>Extras - claws 1 (0)
>Holy grail: Extras - Real Dragon form

>>54316228
>>54316244
>>54316261
>>54316272
Looks like garbage, whats soo hard about looking at other peoples cyoas and taking inspiration on their layouts for use on your own, soo many cyoas would be better if people took alittle time to research and plan some more.

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>>54316244
Excellent, another waifu for my waifu collection.

>>54316287
I did, i changed it multiple times from people suggestions. if you don't like it go enjoy a different adventure.

>>54316287
show us how its done anon, whats your latest OC?

>>54316318
Shit on him

>>54316299
I mean just having consistently sized images, Not soo jarring background colours, consistent length text descriptions or atleast a coloured box for them to be placed in. Just alittle more structure overall would be nice, you know, the basic tried and texted cyoa layout.

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>>54316323
>Shit on him

what did he mean by this

>>54315318
The designated ugly bitch and loli options have been a part of all the survival/trapped CYOAs since we were on /b/

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>>54316318
I don't need to show you how it's done, looking at some other cyoas and you'll see consistencies in them which make them look appealing and easy to read and you should take something from them atleast if it's your first time making oc.
But here is my latest OC anyway.

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>>54316324
Yeah but those weren't fun, most of my cyoa's are an experiment. Gimp and photoshop were over my head so I worked with what i had.

For example, I quickly figured out why no one does gif cyoa's.

>>54316345
Gif cyoas are actually an amazing idea, I'd love to see some well done ones.

>>54316228
>>54316244
>>54316261
>>54316272
d-do I pick from all four pages

>>54316354
too large, thats 6 MB's for 3 gifs i had to cut frames out of.

>>54316361
yes.

>>54316372
Would webm work?

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>>54316342

>>54313746
Kit is that you?

>>54316388
>>54316354
You know what's even more amazing? Interactive HTML CYOAs https://pastebin.com/1xnAZsvw

>>54316342
>he thought the other anons CYOA was badly designed
Well, you've certainly shown us something.

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>>54316405
No, I've also been mistaken for SDA. I'm just a nameless OC maker slowly losing hope in my trade. Please rekindle my hopes and motivation with waifus.

>>54316436
It's not the best example of what I'm talking about, but you asked for oc and I was going to post this today anyway.

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>>54316456
>Mistaken for SDA
Nonsense. You ARE SDA.

>>54316456
>No, I've also been mistaken for SDA.
that seems unlikely given how you post

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>>54316279
So,
>2x Public unrest
>1x lv 2 enemy
>1x lv 1 enemy
>2x lv 0 enemy
>The Prince
>Muh libruls
>+1 boon
Yeah... Lots to protect my Little Sis-I mean, the Princess from.

>Maid
I'm lazy. He who shall not be named is a prisoner and she will not answer to him.
>Manse
I'm understand the "No effect from level 1 Public unrest" as meaning level 2 now counts as level 1. If not I don't know what it means.
It would be boring for the Princess to live in a fortified castle.
>Butler
>Meidoragon
I don't see why not.
>Saibah
"minus 1 level 2 enemy"
>Komododoragon

Level 0 enemies:
>Muh libruls
Oh man injecting the Smug AI to cover up two options is cool.
>Smug AI
Really well written, I like it. The mix between what she says and the description is nice.
>THAT Guy
I can't be mean to Harold. Even if my komododoragon and butler could get him to leave I jsut don't have the heart for it.

Level 1 enemies:
>The Prince
I'll use the Batman treatment. Just break his knees and shoulders and every rib, maybe paralyze him or something. It's not murder if I make him a vegetable.
>Wytch
I'm gonna use the power of friendship. She can't beat that. I don't want to hurt someone with mental issues that just needs a friend. She can play with the Princess and the Trap if she promises to behave.
I'm sure I can afford an extra set of dolls she can have.

Level 2 enemies:
>Jew Crew
Easiest to beat.
>Lancelot
Oh neat, his weakness is Sound. He only has human speed, I can literally just stun him and take his sword away and lock it up. He can either play nice or leave. He's not getting his frisbee back. I don't care how many times I have to tell him, he can't have it back.
Yania is sad too but I can't have her think I'm cheating on her by playing with the Princess.

>No enemy could be as bad as a job
Heh. Nice way to end it.

>>54316497
I think it was because my cyoa used a similar font or something that SDA used in one of his own.

>>54316412
All I'm seeing is a bunch of code here anon.

>>54316521
Click download, save it as HTML, then open it in your browser.

Honestly I should have expected this level of retardation.

>>54313060
Light Armour (Free)

Armour Updrages:
Magboots 1k
Adhesive 2k
Servos 3k
Battery 2k
Capacitor 3k
Thruster Pack 3k
Jetpack 4k
Energy Shield 3k
Heavy Shield 5k
Adaptive Camouflage 2k
Active Cloaking 4k
Advanced Targeting 2k
Cyberwarfare Suit 3k

CQC-23 "Ghost" 7k

Bekenstein 5k

Going for the 'nothin personnel kid' cyberpunk ninja build.

>>54316487
I could never be you, I'd hate the attention. You can keep it.

>>54316456
>please hug me and kiss my existential booboos away

Than quit. If anything quitting will allow you to confront the issues in your life that is causing your depression, but you're probably the type of person that just spins any and all inaction and procrastination with stupid excuses. So in the end you can't help yourself and we can't help you.

>>54316568
They just said they were losing hoping in making OC you retard, not that they're having an emotional breakdown.

>>54316345
>that pic
Do not remind me of Charlotte. Please. It's too early.
>>54316405
No? I'm too dumb to think of background images, that line that gets thicker in the middle, having the images be croocked, and having the text at the bottom use a bigger font.
I'm basic as heck when it comes to graphics.
His cyoa did give me the idea for a super depressing Alcholism quest cyoa that would just be hammering on myself. I got all the notes for it but decided not to make it because, realll,y it would jsut make me sad and worry one or two people

>>54316549
O.K. anon I'm a little more retarded than the average user but in my defense i did google this and found nothing.

How do i save it as an html? It just has open with and save as.

>>54316599
>option to promise yourself to not buy another bottle tonight
>next section acts like you did regardless of whether you picked that option
>because promises to yourself never work

>>54316228
>Red
>ORANGE
Mad fuckery yo
>>54316244
>Bronze
Gonna make her go berserk (also musclegirls)
>>54316261
>Green
Just more fitting for an oni and a blooserker. Also more potential when the whole world isn't dead yet.
>>54316272
>Indigo
>Gold
More fuckery yo

>>54313094
>Hipster girl
>Bipolar
>Costs 5 points
It's obvious you've never known a single bipolar person in your life or even witnessed a single manic episode.
Fuck this piece of shit.

>>54316625
Save as, change the file extension to .html instead of .txt.

>>54316666
>this CYOA doesn't represent reality with complete perfection, its like its a fantasy scenario or something

oh no

>>54316625
>>54316676
Thank you.

Had to look up a guide on how to change file extensions but it worked.

>>54316650
No, hadn't thought of that, but there is a quitting section that features a "constant cycle of promising to quit then caving in a week" and another that was like "your friends and family are worried and are trying to help you.... oh who are you kidding, you don't have friends, and even if you did you've long since pushed them away with your toxic personality".
Stuff like that. Very depressing.
Also a way to "end" your addiction. In a permanent fashion.
So yeah, would worry one or two people.

>>54316287
>whats soo hard about looking at other peoples cyoas and taking inspiration on their layouts for use on your own
It's not hard it's just plebby. It's the kinda shit which leaves you making nothing worth making. Besides which, the layout's great.

>>54316228
Oh hey i remember this CYOA the idea of a secret code to access the box was quite neat NGGYPNGLYD

>>54316724
Man you're gonna be so embarrassed when you scroll down.

>>54316650
>>54316690
Addiction can only be beaten if you have a strong enough reason to stop. Words and promises are weak, even the knowledge of the bodily damage it causes is a weak motivator.
I've heard promising to give a friend money if you break your promise, it gives you an incentive to stop, if money and your life is worth anything to you atleast.

>>54316342
This is badly written, unless you were going for that poncy pretentious streak. It's definitely badly designed, because it looks ugly as sin (what were you thinking with those arrows?). The whole concept is pretty shit too.

>>54316734
Why?

>>54316456
I already told you that i am working on it just give me time ideas work slowly

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>>54316818
Ughh, s-sorry if it feels like I'm rushing you. You'll make great waifus I'm sure! Take your time.

>>54316860
>great waifus
But you want waifu builders aka "pick the traits you want and build the same person everytime"
Not great waifus

>>54316892
An error in commutation. I like waifus and waifu builders, I love them and want them both.

>>54316911
>commutation
I think the word you were going for might be "communication".

>>54316951
Classic commutation error right here

>>54316951
Oops, I'm bad at spelling too, writing isn't my strong point at all. I hope you can't contract dyslexia or something, maybe I'm just typing too fast and missing strokes, I've noticed I do that more and more often.

>>54316911
Aight if I pop some waifu trash you make good CYOAs in return or what?

>>54317007
I'd hope you atleast put some effort into writing her personality
I'm working on a new cyoa right now, it's almost done, kinda. I'm struggling with writing the choices. I'd be posting it either way, if I can complete it that is.

>>54313094
Healthy Food (5) - extra ten years of life, yes please
Pornstar (11) - Can't be bothered to figure out who right now; someone reasonably clever in addition to hot.
Heat/AC (3)
Surround Sound System + Radio (5)
Library (4)
Workout Room (5)
Indoor Pool (6)
Skylight (1)
Medical Care + Birth Control (3)
Lab Research (7)
Internet (10)

So, basically, you're providing me an opportunity to break my dependence on video games, get completely reliant on a healthy diet, increase my lifespan by decades, become super in shape and educated, super informed, and if not a sexual master, at least very experienced.

Thanks, anon.

>>54317027
>her
You okay with me writing only one character? Not like you care about the rest right?

>>54317033
Forgot to say, no cash prize, so 50 points.

>>54317059
Don't you want to make the cyoa for the other anons here?

>>54315318
>>54315369

He seems to be intentionally trying to make an old /b/-styled cyoa so I don't think getting triggered over the loli choice will do much, because they always had one.

>>54313094
Reduce Reward to 5 Million (50)

Full Kitchen (7)
Puppy (3)
Desktop (10)
All Shows and Movies (7)
Heat/AC (3)
Internet (10)
Medical Care (2)
Spa (4)
Skylight (1)
Fast Food (3)

>>54313208
Do I have to pay for the equipment of my companions too or do they come with it

>>54316228
Red, White. No idea how blood magic works, but I imagine being able to heal people will help a lot with it.

>>54316244
Auburn. Even if they're not up for a threeway I still have two cute friends who share my interests and let me watch them fuck.

>>54316261
Light Green. Why wouldn't you take the green utopia?

>>54316272
Light grey, bronze. Both white useful for self-improvement.

>>54316276
No. Whitetext fuckeds are so obviously evil it's not even funny.

>>54313060

Light Armour (50k)

Upgrades:
Magboots (50k)
Servos (47k)
Battery (45k)
Grenade Satchel (43k)
Advanced Targeting (41k)

Weapons:
M-6 Magnum (36k)
M-8 Banshee (30k)
M-20 Sweeper (20K)

Area:

Gucharvis. (15k)

I'm gonna get small group of pathfinders, hit the planet and join one side as basic mercs, gonna get down to business as grenadiers. We gonna sweep the flanks whenever we can, as main force advances somewhere else.

>>54313094
half final prize (50)
full kitchen (43)
puppy (40)
AC (37)
Desktop (27)
indoor pool (21)
jacuzzi and sauna (18)
skylight (17)
medical care (15)
spa (11)
internet (1)

>>54317086
Fuck no why would I? Why would I care for them? They don't make stuff in return.

>>54317565
What about the ones that do?

>>54313060
medium armor 48k
riot shield
collapsible 46k
battery 44k
grenade satchel 42k
advanced targeting 40k
cyber warfare suite 37k
adaptive camoflauge+active cloaking 31k
M-6 magnum 26k
M-58 tempest 20k
X-6 Microwave 6k
Bochara 1k

>>54317565
Some of them are nice

>>54313094
>that Mandy Muse option

I fucking love you, anon.

>Bonus
Payout to $5 mil and 20 years in the basement, 55 points

>Food
Full Kitchen (48)
>Companion
Mandy Muse, Choose a Pornstar (37)
Haley Cummings? Hitomi Tanaka? Gianna Michaels? Oh the decisions. Probably should go for Haley, don't want someone too much older
>Entertainment
Heat/AC (34)
Surround Sound (30)
>Side Room
Garden (29)
Jacuzzi and Sauna (25)
Library (21)
Pool (15)
>Entertainment
Skylight (14)
>Services
Medical Care + Birth Control (11)
Spa (7)

Wow, all these points....add Weed to the Garden (6), Waves to the Pool (5), Old Radio (4), Comics and Manga to the Library (3), and a Kitten (0)

Now this is the life. Sign me the fuck up.

>>54317116
That's exactly what it is, I'm kind of shocked people don't realize that and bother trying to make criticisms that would apply to a "modern" cyoa.

>>54313094
Colors are low contrast cancer.

>>54317579
I can make them a waifu.
>>54317777
I don't care for them, lucky quads. Quid pro quo.

>>54317845
Oh, the Haley Cummings guy.
I like your enthusiasm.
Just you wait for the next update, I'll be adding some good stuff.

>>54317005
I don't think catching strokes would do any good for your writing ability either, Anon. But if you have to type really fast just to keep your blood flowing, maybe it's time to take a break and a walk instead?

>>54313726
>Reason
Decay of Motivation
Decay of Motivation
Decay of Motivation

>How to Proceed
>GiveUpGiveUpGiveUpGiveUpGiveUpGiveUpGi-
A Moment of Respite.
Struggle On.

>Allies
For Myself.
For Fellow Anons.

>>54318059
Keystrokes anon, he meant keystrokes.

>>54318056
Now I'm down the rabbit hole of realizing my porn star of choice has been off the map for 5 years. Not only does that make me feel old, I may have to choose a different one because she may be dead.

>choose pornstar who hasn't worked in years
>oh well, she's probably still hot, right?
>stuck in the basement with a skeleton for 20 years

>>54318127
>The skeleton is still alive
>Makes constant sex related bone puns
>DTF
I see nothing wrong

>want to ask for help and ideas for cyoa being worked on
>know I have a tendency to drop projects and dont want to make people aware of something that may never get finished
why is life so painful

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>>54318150
Fuckin' same m8. It hurts.

>>54318150
Don't care, post it anyway. It beats talking about, CHOOSE ONE OR MORE TOPICs
>Philosophy 101: Anon doesn't know fuckall
>Philosophy 102: Why anon can't stop responding if your CYOA includes the word "memory"
>Autism 101: Why a waifu who knows what a penis is means she will sleep around
>Autism 102: Why being okay with a girlfriend who has hugged another man makes you a cuckhold

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One of the games that served as inspiration is getting a major update, so I'll wait to see it before finishing.

Also, what scenarios with your squad you can think of?

And, if anyone played kancolle/etc, how would you make remodel?

>>54318209
I have literally no idea what you attempted to say.
Context nigger.

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>>54318284
This

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>>54318284
He's talking about the shipslut CYOA he's been working on for a month and a half or so.

>>54318150
I'd rather know about something I'd like and it never come out, than never know anything at all.

>>54318344
Closer to three months, actually, since I made pastebins before making visuals

>>54313094
Healthy Food -5
Puppy -3
TV Shows and Movies -7
Computer -10
Library + Comics and Manga -5
Pool -6
Skylight -1
Medical Care -2

>>54318209
Also, what scenarios with your squad you can think of?

There was reports of unknown activity in a location and your squad and some others was sent to investigate. Then suddenly a HUGE as fuck enemy flying fortress appears hidden in the clouds, and starts fucking everyone up with a weird superweapon making the escape of your squad a fucking miracle, then it escalates in a series of missions of investigating the threat preparing the attack via sabotages and the like to culminate in a mission where you blow up the thing.

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>>54318374
Sounds long. Maybe I'll make it.
>>54318284
Here

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>>54318395

>>54318209
>Also, what scenarios with your squad you can think of?
Infantrygirls. Dropped in on enemy territory, and something goes very wrong. HQ cannot reach you, and leaves you to your fate. So begins the long marching retreat across thousands of miles of mountains, deserts and jungles, all while avoiding enemy patrols and fighting off the occasional scouting party.

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>>54318411
Gadgets will be done when the last page is done, think of them as skills

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>>54318427
Costumes are just flavour text and will be added as a finishing touch, while buildings wait for the same reason as gadgets.

>>54318203
strawman:the post

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>>54318446
Last page is missions and e. I have a few scenarios, but not enough.

>>54318464
extras for 'replayability'*

>>54318395
>>54318411
>>54318427
>>54318446
>>54318464
Soo cluttered it's painfull to look at.

>>54318395
The whole flying fortess thing i had it planned with Airgirls by the way

>>54318483
You are welcome to remake it. Its my first time using an image editor, outside of copy pasting parts of an image, so I know its imperfect.

>>54318496
But I'm kinda tired of remaking it all the time

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>>54313726
>Failed an forlorn
>CYOA authors fallen to apathy, drained of motivation
tfw you are a bright shining light, a CYOA author who works day and night. You see the dark and terrible is my profession and making lewd CYOAs is my obsession. I am /cyoag/'s symbol of degeneration and perversion, you might despise me but my lewd CYOAs will ensure your conversion. To be fallen and forlorn is beyond my comprehension, when I am on a quest for a slaaneshi ascension. Creativity flows deep within my blood and every CYOA I make is a prayer to my God. To be a failure is not an option, if I feel down all I need is a cum concoction. It fills me with power and endless might, it allows me to sore to even greater heights.

>>54318525
Tok you don't count. You have a perverted muse giving inspiration by fucking you.

>>54318525
TokHaar you are my favorite author as a person on this God forsaken board, you truly give me strength.
If only I could possess such an insatiable lust and deeply corrupted mind, surely it is that deep rooted insanity which gives you the power to make cyoas.

>>54316261
>monster-boys
>SDA
I don't remember this happening.

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>>54316228
Pink and Brown, I will be someone's daughter. They gave birth to a she-bear.

>>54316244
I like the pink and brown waifus too

>>54316261
We live in Brown world

>>54316272
I want the gold microphone and the violet hammer, I guess

Woo, grow up as a bear-child and live in bear world!

>>54313167
This CYOA makes me want to make a Dragon NEET CYOA too.

>>54318714
This CYOA made me think that SDA could be an AI

>>54318714
Reach for the stars!

>>54313060
Armor total 28
Light 0
Adhesive 2
Battery 2
Thruster Pack 3
/w Jetpack 4
Energy Shield 3
Grenade Satchel 2
Cyber Warfare Suite 3
/w Unshackled AI 3
Environment Control 2
/w Environment Shielding 2
Advanced Targeting 2

Weapons total 19
Hellion 6
Banshee 6
Ghost 7

Location
Ianope 3

Basically a high speed Rent-a-SWAT

It's been three months since I've come to Ianope and I think I finally found my beat. Chase off the protestors with the Hellion and some flashbangs, sweep the area with "Mike" and my sensors, pull some batman shit on the local crooks. Well, evil batman shit. I don't exactly uphold the "no killing" rule. Hell, I use the CQC-23 for opening cargo containers more than anything else. Well, okay, occasionally someone gets the bright idea to hijack those big industrial mechs that are everywhere and I've got to go full Shadow of the Colossus to carve them out. Fun.

Still, the tunnels are getting deeper and more complex. I've needed Mike's help to keep track of them and I can't patrol them 24/7. Well, more like 27/4 but I digress.

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>>54318150
give a thought, mate

>>54316244
What's so bad about a trap with a concealed carry license?

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>>54316261
>>54318628
Neither do I, but I'll take the credit anyways.

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>>54318483
>>54318496
>>54318511
The curse many cyoa authors, phenomenal writing ability, itty bitty design sense.
Here's a quick mockup since there's no way I have enough motivation to redesign it all.

>>54318344

What's the underlying text in Abused say? Some of it's legible, and seems to be a copy of what's above, but some looks like it's not.

>>54319224
Too complex for me. I don't even know how to do most of that.

>>54318395
So... Iron Blood DLC?

>>54319271
Elise my girl.

>>54313060
>Armor
Light
>Upgrades
Mag Boots + Adhesive (48k), Servos (45k), Battery (43k), Thrusters + Jetpack (36k), Environmental Control + Shielding (32k), Grenade Satchel + Fabricator (27k), Advanced Targeting (25k), Cyber Warfare (22k), Adaptive Camo + Cloaking (16k)
>Weapons
Small- M-6 Magnum
Rifle- M-44 Stalker
>Area
Sluna

I'm all about mobility and built-in equipment. I don't intend on ever taking a straight fight and if I ever really need big guns, I'm sure I can find them as needed. As it stands, minimal extraneous weapons, way upgraded suit favoring indirect combat, and a nice place to put it all into effect, Sluna.

Finally a space CYOA. Lemme join lads.

>Weapons
M-23C Headhunter (main)
Colt Anaconda (side)

>Gears
Medium Armor
+ Collapsible Riot Shield
+ Auto Target
+ CWS w/ Unshackled AI

>Base
Bekenstein

>Spaceship
Manta XR1 [+speed | +attack] w/ mods: Library | Theater | Sphere Spa

>Crews
1. Alain Rickman
2. Xert'a Bylor (why the 2 cargo spaces tho)
3. Tessa

>Cargo:
Mittens
Stratus GX
Weapons Rack

>Leftover cash
24k (in case of really urgent shits)

>>54319465
They are not that different rule wise, but they'll be playable as an extra.

Forgot to add that as a skilled tactical ranger, I screwed something really bad. Those I couldn't even recall but whatever it was, it is now terrorizing me psychologically. Screwing my calculations, as well as my nerves.

>>54319224
>making fun of people who can't get payed for graphical work
why are you so mean?

>>54319962
>combining two cyoas without even (you)ing them
Wew lad

>>54320109
Ah damn I thought it's already expanded

>>54313064
>>54313080
>Ship
The Normandy. Hopefully it's the Cerberus one with leather seats and upstairs room.
>Stat Upgrades
Extra Room
Extra Cargo Space
>Modifications
Master Bedroom
Spa Sphere
Kitchen
>Crew
Alain Rickman
Mariah Magdelane
Rachel Dunigan
Xert'a Bylor

We comfy, we have the best girls, we have the best ship, I have luck and super brain power, and plenty of space to move our stuff.

>>54319271

Given the jump in quality from this to alchemist, I wonder what his next cyoa will be

>>54320682
Alchemist is a result of a "failed" abortion on a bigger project. I wanted to make a multi-phase cyoa set in an alternative universe where you go from childhood (something like an age regression cyoa, you pick your parents, build your body etc.), through adolescence (probably branching out into multiple smaller cyoas, e.g. something like an academy cyoa) to early adulthood where you pick your waifu and/or go adventuring n shit.

Stopped working on it because when collecting anime pictures I realized it would be extremely hard to find good ones for all the things I planned. I have 7 moms designed and might come back to it later. Thought about using "normal" art or just turning the cyoa into one of those 300 pages long pdf cyoas nobody bothers to read. No promises though.

>>54313094
Healthy food (5)
Pornstar (16)
All Tv Shows and Movies (23)
Garden (24)
Jacuzzi and sauna (27)
Library (31)
Workout room (36)
Skylight (37)
Medical care + condoms or something (40)

10 million USD for get in shape, see movies/series, read something and fuck as much as I want? Yes please. I will miss so much my friends/family, get high and play videogames, but I got it all again after 10 years so why not?

>>54313094
Fast Food (3)
Loli (10)
AC+Desktop+TV shows (30)
Workout room (35)
Skylight (36)
SPA (40)

>Get decent food
>Get loli + waifu
>AC, plus /b/, plus vidya, plus anime
>/fit/ room
>sunlight to not go an hero
>SPA for adult fucking

>>54313116
>>54313131

>Suit:

Heavy - 30 resources (170 resources remaining)

>Speciality:

Assault - 5R (165R)

>User interface:

Nerve suit - 5R (160R)

>H.U.D.:

Enhanced vision - 5R (155R)
Thermal/X-ray vision 5R (150R)
Ultrasonic radar - 5R (145R)
Navigation - 5R (140R)
Internal sensors - 5R (135R)

>Communications:

Voice - 5R (130R)
Universal translator - 5R (125R)

>Biology:

Hydra nanites - 10R (115R)
Progenitor nanites - 15R (100R)

>Utilities:

Collapsible - 5R (95R)
Automated cleaning - 5R (90R)
Self-repair - 15R (75R)

>Combat:

Non-lethal set - 5R (70R)
Kinetic strike module - 10R (60R)
Ballistics - 10R (50R)
Particle laser cannon - 25R (5R with discount from speciality) (45R)

>Defence:

Temperature resistance 2 - 15R (30R)
Improved hull - 15R (15R)
Distortion field - 15R (0R)

>>54320975
I like that idea, serene serendipity and I think fulcrim have similar ideas and are fun for it

>Tfw made a cyoa, polished up the design, just now get to realizing that the choices make no sense or don't work well together.

I either have to jury rig it all together with overcomplicated and messy (This option is restricted to x) shit.
Or redo it all over.

This shit really makes me want to give up. The only thing I like about cyoas is making the graphics for them.

>>54321170
Do it over. Better to get burnt out than to release shit.

>>54320975
Good luck with the anime searching in the future i guess

>>54320682
WALL OF TEXT

>>54313116
>>54313131
>Suit
Mesh

>Specialty
None

>User Interface
Nerve Suit

>HUD
Enhanced Vision, Thermal, Navigation, External Sensors

>Communications
Universal Translator, WI-FI

>Biology
Hydra Nanites, Progenitor Nanites

>Utilities
Self-Repair, Sentient AI

>Combat
Cutting Blades, Kinetic Strike Module

>Defense
Distortion Field, Invisibility

>Locomotion
Adhesion, Deep Sea/Space Module, Flight

I basically have a robotic symbiote now and i fucking love it.

>>54321170
Post it and get criticism, then redo it better.

>>54322006
I don't like posting WIPs, I'll either hopefully get it done or not.

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>>54308845
>ZBD
>D
It's a fucking G and you fucks know it!
I should not be as annoyed by this as I am.
>>54309809
>ZBG
>Celt
We made it buddy!

Where are all the goddamn cyoas senpai?

>>54322666
Oh, that's why. I'm in hell.

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>>54313116
>>54313131
200

Suit
>Light -10
>Mobility -5

User Interface
>Nerve Suit -5

HUD
>Enhanced Vision -5
>Ultrasonic Radar -5
>Navigation -5
>Internal Sensors -5
>External Sensors -10

150 left

Utilities
>Dummy AI -5
>Automated Cleaning -5
>Tentacle -10
>Self-Repair -15

Combat (+10)
>Missiles -25
>Particle Laser Cannon -35

55

Defenses
>Flares -5
>Temp_1 -5
>Invisibility -20
>Plasma Shield -25

Locomotion
>Flight (Free)

Let's go. Got everything I wanted, though my arsenal is a little bare. I'm incredibly fast and versatile though.

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>>54322666
>>54322690
Welcome to 4chan and life.

>>54313116
>Suit Mesh suit
I don't plan on removing the suit ever so might as well take this

>Specialty Mobility
Gotta go fast

>User interface Brain implant_1
I don't really care about the armor recalling or communications but i need this

>HUD External sensors Ultrasonic radar Enhanced vision
The uselfulness of all this data makes it almost mandatory really

>Communications Wi-Fi
Alright so i can have a way to communicate anywhere in the world and understand any language. Or i can have free internet the choice is pretty obvious

>Biology Hydra nanites Progenitor nanites Stasis
''Anon is afraid of dying old'' What else is new?

>Utilities Sentient AI Self-Repair Automated cleaning
A waifu AI and free maintenance a must have

>Combat Particle laser cannon
*Bweeeeem*

>Defense Temperature resistance 2
If i wanted to go to space i need this

>Locomotion Flight Deep sea/Space module
Flying is fun and Flying in space is even better

Alright i got only one gun and no defenses that is not a problem because i can just go and shitpost on the moon with my AI waifu while things calm down on earth

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>>54322666
Here you go Anon just for you

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>>54322831

About to drive my two hour commute home, /cyoag/. Wish me luck in not dying.

>>54313186
Wytch is borderline what? and what happens if I waifu her?

>>54322903
Borderline insane i guess

>>54322869
You won't be missed.

>>54313116
Why is this the best PACYOA out of all versions?

Does anyone have a blank template for a beri-style genie cyoa?

>>54322974
Beri's template is in his Google Drive. Link to that can be found in the pastebin.

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I am tired of /cyoag/, these artists. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their CYOAs. They claim their labors are are to create entertainment, but their board is populated by shitposters. Perhaps a good cyoa is not made perhaps nothing is made. WIPs, without an author.

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Are there CYOA that require intelligence to play?

>>54323168
Life.

>>54323185
Life is nothing but a WIP and the author never added the good stuff

>>54323185
>Choose your own adventure

>>54323185
>life requires intelligence

Life requires you to keep your fucking head down and do what you're told. And if you're too dumb to even understand what you're being told, good news, other people will take care of you, for free as far as you're concerned.

>>54313116
>>54313131
>Suit
Medium (180)

>Specialty
None (200)

>User Interface
Brain Implant 2 (185)

>HUD
External Sensors (175)

>Communication
Universal Translator (170)
Communicator (160)
Wi-fi (145)

>Biology
Hydra Nanites (135)
Progenitor Nanites (120)

>Utilities
Storage (115)
Dummy A.I. (110)
Automated Cleaning (no, I am not going to drink my own piss. 105)
Self Repair (90)

>Combat
Combat Drone (75)
Plasma Flamethrower (55)

>Defense
Flares (50)
Temperature Resistance 1 (45)
Improved Hull (30)

>Locomotion
Adhesion (20)
Deep Sea/Space Module (0)

Decent mobility, good info, tough for being so mobile, shit range. A.I. is more for the drone than me.

>>54323168
I spend why too much time in the nightmare threads on /aco/. That pic is unreasonably hot.

>>54323168
Does all that brain tissue even have purpose?

>>54323538
He can fuck it

>>54323538
>All that brain tissue and implied 'intelligence' that comes with it,
>Still is a slave to base animal desires such as sex.
Nah, It doesn't mean shit.

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>>54322135
>We made it buddy!
Damn straight.

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>>54323618
t.

>>54323618
>hurr durr sex is fer animals
>not realising that the way humans experience sex is one of the definitive examples of our higher thinking power

Sex for the vast majority animals is a 10 second to 1 minute affair that they experience in a drug addled haze brought on by hormones and pheromones, that they don't even enjoy. It's more like an intense itch that only goes away when scratched. Not even mentioning the animals that don't even survive the experience, like many male insects and several fish. Humans have selectively bred themselves for millennia to be better suited to enjoy sex and be able to enjoy it pretty much whenever. Much making food for the sake of the flavor, we have turned sex into something that can be experienced as a pleasant pass time, rather than just a base necessity of survival.

>>54323618
>get an aetheric quantum mega computer
>use it for nothing but porn

>>54316345
I feel like you could really abuse the nosebleed option here. "blood loss won't kill you" is a pretty huge thing. Just think, I could donate an infinite amount of blood. I could get shot and not worry about bleeding out.

>>54323773
Humans are animals dipshit, it still applies.

I asked last thread and got no response:
Are there any CYOA's for My Hero Academia?

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>>54323850
Nothing that uses the Hero Academia setting AFAIK, although the guy who made this WIP here also posted another WIP for a superhero school CYOA which seemed to have a similar setting.

>>54323850
Depends. Do you count Jumpchain? I think there's one of those for My Hero Academia. Other than that, I don't believe I've ever seen a My Hero Academia CYOA.

(Of course, my having not seen it doesn't mean it's not out there. Go ahead and make one yourself if you'd like, though?)

>>54323823
read what I'm typing retard. It's human intellect that allows to enjoy sex as much as we do. The post I responded to is implying that greater intellect should somehow make someone less inclined towards sex, and that just isn't true. It takes a serious kind of pseudo-intellectual autist to think enjoying sexuality is a sign of low intelligence, or that it makes you a "slave to base, animal instinct".

Only having sex out of necessity is what makes someone more animalistic, fucker. Go get laid.

>>54323947
Do you have any copies of the jumpchain? I'll take what I can get

>>54322944
But insane waifus are best waifus

>>54324048
If you want jumpchains, you'd best go ask in their thread.

>>54324101
*sighs deeply*
thanks tho

>>54324048
>Do you have any copies of the jumpchain?
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah!
*deep breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

SDA are you still working on CATastrophe or I missed it?

>>54324048
Why don't you just ask /jumpchain/?

>>54324325
The real SDA is banned. We only have imposter right now.

>>54323146
Then go, fag.

>>54324463
Well that only means that CATastrophe will progress faster

>>54324463
Ah.
Do you happen to know if it was posted before?

>>54324499
Nevermind
I see it wasn't.

>>54324499
Not the anon you are talking to but, it is still in the making.

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>>54323168

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>>54324522
I'm going to post it with a likely-filtered name when I'm done.

>>54324553
Ok, what the hell is that picture from? Why? What?

>>54324048
Sorry for delayed reply. It's on the drive, I think. Let's see if I can find it: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDdUdIQnNzYy1kM0U/view

But yeah, I don't know of any other Hero Academia CYOAs

>>54324463
WHy is ŠDĀ banned?

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>>54324568

>>54324599
Oh. Really strange fan art it is then.

>>54324591
posted nudes

>>54324553
The guy looks more uncomfortable than the girl.

Does anyone have that slave cyoa?

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>>54324617
>>54324614
I actually meant to post this one. Dunno how I selected that one.

>>54324623
Which one?

>>54324615
Were they worth it?

>>54324641
SDA has a huuuuuge penis

So yes

>>54324550
Bring it on motherfucker
>Big Net
>Dual wielding
>Children
>Manager
>TWO EAGLES

>>54324630
Well at least now they're both enjoying themselves, maybe the guy was just embarrassed being in public with his girlfriend like that.

>>54324630
We may never know.

>>54324653
Dang it. I was hoping SDA was a chick with big tiddies


How big are we talking? I'm not insubstantial, but I get jealous easily. I want to know if some shitposter's got it better than me so I can bully him when he comes back.

>>54324641
chestlet, everyone laughed their ass off

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>>54324680
>>54324690
bodyswap cyoa when

>>54324714
Big enough for some people to neck themselves.

>>54324631
The one with a bunch of monstergirls, a gypsy, a geisha, a pair kid twins, and a cooking orc.

>>54324591
Started fishing for attention in a real obvious non-cyoa related way and a string of his posts were deleted.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/54288579/#q54291105

I'm guessing a 1 or 3 day time-out.

>>54324738
Dang. I'm just barely secure with 7".

>>54324714
>Implying the photos are not fake

>>54324730
Someone was talking about making one back when threads could still survive in /d/. Can't remember if they popped up in the /trash/ refuge.

>>54324739
Slavemaster.

>>54319271
but i dislike all of the jobs.

>>54313094
>20 years no payout 70
Hopefully i'll be a better person and able to provide for myself without the free money after 20 years in a glorified Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
>skylight 1
Sun is important
>garden 2
Nature is important too, plus weed that I don't really smoke but my companions maybe would enjoy
>heat/ac 3
comfort pick
>medical care 3
must pick if you don't want to overcrowd the basement with kids
>library 4
You have to use your time in some way
>spa 4
Massage with happy endings each week
>workout room 7
A must to stay in shape, too bad the PT is not DTF, hopefully I'll get out fucking swole
>lab research 7
Another must buy, I don't want to get out in my 40s
>all tv shows and movies 7
Need something to keep my companions entertained and to watch while I eat/cook
>full kitchen 7
A must to maximize gains, pass time and eat healthy. Also I love cooking
>themed party 7
Change of peace and another guaranteed weekly fuck, plus booze.
>loli 7
after 5 or 6 year will be fuckable and will be trained by the pornstar
>darcia lee 11
Honestly I just googled a decent looking18yold pornstar on the spot, while I don't get old they will and it's going to be ugly if you pick someone in their late 20s.

>>54324966
>after 5 or 6 year will be fuckable and will be trained by the pornstar
"Don't forget to work on training your replacement." Classy.

>>54316338
>>54317116
You could still do it in a way that's only Kinda creepy instead of just literally Nabakov's Lolita Pedophilia & manipulation. or just replace it with a cute good kid to care for that you're not gonna try to fuck! you pedos!
also my problem with UB is more I can't comfortably leave it on my screen, changing the pic would be ok

>>54313094
now that I think about, why is Mandy the only named one when the rest are archetypes?
Also other companion ideas
-fratboi(4)
-friendly & helpful but stupid & mute (& unfuckable) robot(5)
-Creepy dude(1-2)
-as aforementioned, cool bro(7), +1 to be gay

-upgrade UB to not physically hurt or rape you for +1

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>>54324730
Can I get the sauce on that manga?

>>54325102
you can't always be a hero. But you can always be a gentleman.

>>54325185
To be cear I wasn't specifically calling the people responding to me pedos, I was calling the people who want to groom the kid for sex at best

>>54325185
>You could still do it in a way that's only Kinda creepy instead of just literally Nabakov's Lolita Pedophilia & manipulation
No, you can't nor should downplay trapping a small girl for 10-20 years with you as just "kinda creepy" and that idea is more fuck up that the actual subject, kinda on the lines "removing the blood makes showing people getting murder okay enough to get a lighter rating"

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>>54324553

>>54325342
Is this a reference to something?

>>54313116
>Mesh - lightest, most mobile
>Mobility (5)
>Brain Implant (15)
>X-Ray Vision, Ultra-Sonic Radar, Navigation (30)
>Voice, Translator (40)
>Hydra Nanites, Progenitor Nanites (65)
>Collapsible, Automated Cleaning, Self-Repair (90)
>Cutting Blade (110)
>Plasma Shield, Invisibility, Improved Hull, Distortion Field, Temperature Resistance 2 (200)

With all the defenses, I'm practically invincible. The Sword/Invisibility combo would only reveal me for a heartbeat while I bisect some poor bastard, then fade back into invisibility. My incredible speed means I can quickly speed away to attack another target from another direction.

I don't know who these "Thunderbird Mail Service" people are but they have the coolest name, so I'll join them.

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>>54313116
Masteraider, Thief for Hire.

>Size
Heavy 170

>Specialty
Assault 165

>Interface
Brain Implant_2 150

>HUD
Enhanced Vision 145
Thermal/X-ray Vision 140
Ultrasonic Radar 135
Navigation 130
External Sensors 120

>Communications
Universal Translator 115
Communicator 105
WI-FI 90

>Biology
Hydra Nanites 80
Progenitor Nanites 65

>Utilities
Collapsible 60
Storage 55
Tentacle 45
Self-Repair 30

>Combat
Non-Lethal Set 25
Plasma Gun 25

>Defense
None

>Locomotion
Teleport 0

I am now a non-descript person of indeterminate gender and average height. I get jobs over the net, filtered audio and text only. I acquire things for people. Targets are restricted to hand portable items, and information. I case the target online, and leave a container as close as I feel comfortable while wearing a wig, and something outside my normal wardrobe. I'll burn it later.

The container may be a backpack, a trunk, a crate, or damn cello case, but what matters is the compressed power suit inside it. I use it to remotely pilot the suit, charge in, crashing defenses with it's bulk, non-lethal set, whatever tools I deem necessary after research, and saving that Plasma Gun for harder targets. Get in, grab the loot and put it the suit, and teleport it to a safe location.

My only worry is that I'll get traced by some invisible fuck with a tentacle and WI-FI. Depending on how good the repair system is, my only option may be to rip the damn brains out of the suit and grow a new one.
Well, I'll do my best to live under the radar and make it through the awkward times. I wonder if I can play video games on my implant?

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>>54325366

>>54325303
I mean, I agree, but they're set on having it.

Heavy 170
Command 165
nerve suit 160
enhanced vision 155
thermal vision 150
ultrasonic radar 145
navigation 140
external sensors
universal translator 135
communicator
hydra nanites 125
dummy ai 120
self-repair 105
rail gun 85
2x combat drone 55
proximity mine launcher 40
kinetic strike module 30
flight

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Does anyone have the source image for Qvrilliqui, or something similar at least? I've been looking around for some time, but haven't found anything.

>>54318203
>cuckhold

It's cuckold. There is no 'h'.

>>54326284
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zX0D4

>>54327001
>https://www.artstation.com/artwork/zX0D4
Oh shit, thanks a million anon, I'm really grateful.

>>54327086
Not a problem.

>>54319271
>Janet has the job I'm currently studying (Publicitary graphic design)
>Erica is the kind of women I want to have a romantic relationship with
Fuck.

>>54327336
Relax. It's not real.

>>54328047
I know, there are no "full" dominant in reality, is just that if I ever was in that position, it would be very hard for me to choose one or the other.

Anyone got horseman kingdom?

/cyoag/ has been complete garbage ever since SDA got banned. I guess you never know how much you'll miss somebody until they're gone.

Tell me, what sort of CYOA should I make?

>>54328986
How did SDA get banned?

Hey does anyone remember that CYOA about games and you could pick to be in a genre of game or something? One option was Japanese RPG involving saving princesses and another one was some Retro world where you had to clear achievements to get more recent games?

It was like a gameworld and waifu CYOA thing? I swear I saw it yesterday or the day before but for the life of me I can't find it and I went through the past threads til I was reading posts from Sunday.

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>>54329094
May he RIP in peace.

>>54329083
Whatever your heart tells you anon

>>54326284

Skill Thief vs. Word Binder: Which is the superior power?

>>54329403
My heart isn't saying much right now, unfortunately.