>Mike Mearls (caster edition wanker with piss-poor mechanical coherency)
>Jason Bulmahn (even worse designer than Mearls, somehow fatter and more retarded)
>Matt Mercer (critical role normie who encourages roasties and the NATURAL TWENTY meme)
>Wil Wheaton (protocuck nu-male)
>Felicia Day (talentless 5/10 whore)
Why does the d20 system produce such cancer?
>Wil Wheaton and Felicia Day were produced by 5e
>>54310018
Fuck off /r9k/
Should ask yourself that question OP
>>54310018
Ha ha, you got so BTFO you decided to make this thread? Holy fuck, you can't make up this level of butthurt ha ha.
>>54310018
That Wil Wheaton, can you believe he got married? What a cuck!
>>54310018
Then don't play, faggot, go find some hug box to hide in.
>>54310018
Now, this particular piece of bait is an interesting piece of work. On one hand, the very image that makes it so unique is also the thing that tips us off to it being bait, yet the sheer repetition of threads with it as OP is also infuriating. Additionally, the OP seems to put genuine effort in finding various original reasons as to why D&D is Shit, which is notable in and of itself. Honestly the thread itself has become a better identifier of the OP than any namefag could, and is twice as effective. Additionally, the thread discussion usually has a few interesting twists and turns in it that keep these threads from dying.
8.5/10, a staple of the board's shitposting community, but lacks, well, personality.