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Yer zoggin' welcum!

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Oi see wot's 'appenin' 'ere!
Yer fase ta fase wiv greatness an' itz strange,
Ya dun even kno' 'ow ta feel. Iz adorabul!
Well itz noice ta see dat humies neva' change!
Open ya looky-fings, letz begin:
Yep, oi's reely orky, breeve it in.

Oi kno itz a heap, da glare, da klaw,
When yer starrin' at a Mega Nob!

Wot ken oi say, essept yer welcum!
Fer da dakka, da teef, an' da foight!
'Ay, itz okay, itz okay, yer welcum!
Oi's reely reely orky, dat's roight!

Oi! Wot 'as a klaw dat killed a 'ole mob,
when youz was flappin' yer gob?
Dis nob!

An' when da foight got slow,
'oo stole flash bits ta make it go?
Yer lookin' at 'im, yo!

Oh, also oi led da Evil sunz
Yer welcum!
Ta have a foight an' bring ya gunz!

Also oi 'arnessed squigbeasts
Yer Welcum!
Ta roide or make an orky feast!

So wot ken oi say, essept yer welcum
Fer alla doze gits dat oi smash!
'Ay, itz okay, itz okay, yer welcum!
Oi guess itz just moi way ov bein' flash!
Yer Welcum!
Yer Welcum!

Well, cum ta fink on it...
Grot, 'onesly, oi kud go on an' on
oi ken essplain ev'ry krumpy fernomernon,
Da choppas, an' burnas, an' shootas?
Oh, dat wuz jus' dis nob bein' a loota!

Oi stomped a git!
Put 'is 'ead on a stikk!
Painted it red, now moi boss pole's dead kwik!
Wot iz da lesson?
Wot iz you learnin?
Dun mess wiv me or yer hide'll be burnin!

An' da tattooz 'ere on moi skin
dey're a map o' da foight's dat oi win!
Look 'oo oi krumped, oi've killed all kindz o' boyz!
Looka at dat mini-me make a WAAAUGH noiz!

Well enyway, let me say yer welcum
Fer not just sloicin' yer froat.
Ay', itz okay, itz okay, yer welcum!
Well, cum ta fink on it, oi'z gotta go!

'Ay, itz yer day ta say yer welcum!
Cuz oi'm gonna loot yer bitz!
Gimme da goodz, yeah doze, no kwestyuns!
Cuz dis Mega Nob is gonna split!

Yer welucm!
Yer welcum!
An' fanks!
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>>54303525
I enjoyed this
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A+
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Now someone sufficiently gravelly-voiced just needs to record it.
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Good shit, OP. Reminds me of the 40k Frozen thread.
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this was amazing, thank you, you git
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I didn't realize I needed this.
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So who would be this Slaaneshy motherfucker?
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40k crossovers are the worst.
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>>54303525

[Supercalafragalistic]

Ohhhhhh I am a young Shitposter
I've got nothing left to say
But since I am a Shitposter
I'll say it anyway.

Now if you pay attention to me
I'll never go away!

Oh, Super channer, fag, autistic XP-hunter, shitposter.

Of female rights and male abuse
I'll set the board arage
And Quests and General Threads accuse
Of ruining the first page

And impotent martial power
I'll gloat towards as a mage
Oh, I am a young Shitposter
I'll never go away!

Now, of Gurps and D&D shitposting
There's a never-ending supply
And though you'll wish it upon me
I'll never ever die

So pack your bags and leave the board
I've made it go to Shit!
I am a young Shitposter
I'll never ever quit!

Oh, Super channer, fag, autistic XP-hunter, shitposter.

Now Weeaboos especially
Are fun to poke with a stick
They claim the site's their property
And arguing with them's like with a brick.

Their Smug Loli Greentexts
Phase me not even one lick!
Oh I am a young Shitposter
I'll fuck with you 'til you're sick!

Fetish-posting's quite some fun
It puts posters in a bind
On whether or not to join in
Though it ruined those who like to Path-find

But greenskins, shortstacks and armor
Get the board all hard
And thus another thread is ruined
Since we're horny as a bard!

Next we have Numenera
Which has me in quite a fit
It's spammed and posted consistently
Though the OP would never suggest it.

The threads are almost as bad as D&D
Though they're not posted quite as often

Oh, Super channer, fag, autistic XP-hunter, shitposter.

Next up we have my favorite bit
The glorious Meta-thread
Although OP says Hiro allows it
The mods just kill it dead.

Lately though they've saged the post
And 404'd it after it reaches a head.
Which shows just what the lazy mods
Think of dealing with Quest Threads!

Oh, Super channer, fag, autistic XP-hunter, shitposter!
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>>54303525
You'z a pretty moufy wun, ain't ya?
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>>54303525
Simple
but right effective

thanks, op
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>>54303525
Ten oudda ten teef
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>>54303855
fulgrim after becoming a daemon taunting guillaman
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News that came that morning told that the main force had been slain,
Chance for peace and justice gone, and all talks had been in vain
Shas'o had been offended and he had gone the path of war
Now that fifteen million men are dead, and the Tau are at the door

Xenos attack,
Fight back to back
Show them no mercy and
FIRST RANK FIRE,
SECOND RANK FIRE
Facing, awaiting
A hostile world, a bastion held, banners unfurled
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their story told, Rorke's Drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as they head towards the drift,
Stacking boxes, fortifying, preparations must be swift
Mechs with iridium armor facing uniforms and guns,
As the plamsa fire echoes higher, drowning out lasguns

(chorus)

M41.999, when a few held the line
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )
When the last stand was made, and Imperium saved
(Back to back, attack, the dead are stacked )

(Repeat Chorus)
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>>54303855
>>54304982
I feel this song fits fulgrim too well
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>>54303525
Thread posts: 19
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