Someone stat this insane son of a bitch

+20 tumblr hipster haircut

Get the fuck out.

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent, Ugly Tattoos
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

>>54299139
The man in the photo would literally kill you for saying that.

>>54299139
>a heavy fade is hipster
Dude, that hairstyle has been around since my father was a kid in the 40s, I had it myself in the 90s, why is it "hipster" now?

>>54299222
It's called the "Hipster Youth" because a lot of hipsters like that cut and because it is very similar to the undercut haircuts that the Hitler Youth would get

>>54299184
No he wouldn't. Don't be retarded.

>>54299265
Dude.
It's a fucking fade.
You can see where it starts light, but then gradients to longer hair on top.
This sounds more like someone grasping something to shit talk about than an actual thing.

>>54299279
You're right, he would just paralyse you from the neck down

>>54299303
I actually like the cut myself as it reminds me of doomguy's haircut and I get it myself but that's the reasoning behind it

>>54299309
You were told to stop being retarded anon.

>>54299322
It's so stupid I couldn't believe what I was reading at first.
>>54299279
Actually, the guy in OP is some ridiculous mick fuck, he very well might. I've read he has no self control what so ever.

>>54299279
Could*

>>54299309
And immediately get arrested

>>54299127
your first mistake was expecting /tg/ to recognize a professional athlete, OP

>>54299482
Yeah but he would still get to live. Plus he'd either get released with probation since he's rich and famous OR he goes to a prison which is basically like Khorne's realm where he can fight murderous criminal psychopaths all day for the rest of his life

Either way, you lose

>>54299127

-10 hp

>>54299139
Are you retarded?

>>54299184
>>54299222
Normies fuck off back to R eddit and Tumblr.

>>54299265
kys

Level 20 Skanger

-100 Title Defenses

>>54299139
>that hair
>that beard
>those tattoos
Checks out.

>>54299701
>knowing about a haircut makes me a normie

>>54299127
>Shirtless Obi Wan Kenobi

>>54300156
Except McGregor isn't useless

>>54299127
Annoying faggot/10