You find this creature fiercely imposed in your path, what do?

find an alternate path

Squad broken

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>54293909
He's a stand user, isn't he? I roll to pose menacingly.

>>54293936
You and your friends are dead.

>>54293958
Well, shit.

>>54293909
>>54293936

Give him a stick of gum

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>54293936
You fool. You use a d100.

>>54294149
[Menacing]

>>54294180
That's probably ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ you're thinking of

>>54293909
I lace up the enchanted boots of kicking.

>>54293909

Is it poisonous?

>>54293909
Walk away. It should be too fat to keep up with me.

>>54293909
Oddly enough I have a pretty good battlecry. Devoid of shield or weapon I try that and see if it flees.

Fat dogs are so pathetic. I want to pet them all.

>>54293909
I kick it

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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>54294308

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>54293936
>>54294149
POOOOOOOSE OOOOOOVERDRIIIIVE!!

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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>54294308
>>54294326
You can't hide your shame, anon.

>>54294224
>>54294284
Roll a reflex save to keep upright now that you're missing a foot.

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>54293909

I roll to befren it.

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>>54294231
I understood that reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJZR8-itwQ

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

I roll to seduce the beast

>>54294494
>tfw no Godhand 2 or spiritual succesor
feelsbadman.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY90Jl-W6Bg

>>54293909

That looks like a pug chihuahua mix.

>>54293909
I attempt to subdue it with petting and cuddling.

>>54295964
That will only aggravate it. It's descendants were a giant Rat that raped a Dog on an altar of Khorne. Generations of hate have been bred into it, and the culmination is a wretched mongrel that exists solely to personify the definition of "Impotent Rage."

There are no cuddles for these creatures, only hate.

>>54296018
yeah but what if i rub its belly

>>54296068
Hate consumes it. It sees affection as an opportunity to exploit weakness. Expect piss and bite marks on your hands.

>>54296090
what if i give it really rough and spiteful belly rubs and call it a mexican rat at the same time

>>54294459
>Pepe
That's Apu Apustaja

>>54293909
Take him for a wok

>>54293909
Throw a "rock, +50, dispel, forced crit against annoying dogs" at it. If I'll feel merciful go away, if not, sell it to chinese for that fried, tormented dog thing they have going there.
And then worry because I didn't know I turned Lawful Evil.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>54294331
>>54294326
>>54294323
You're like little babies.
Watch [this].

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>>54293936
>>54294047

>>54293909
Throw toffees at it.