Galactic Federation

>>54291591
I find that both insulting and funny,what are they,and can i have one

>>54291625
They are a species of Earth ocean predators known as "sharks". They are well known for their ferocity and bite and have been denizens of Earth for millions of years.

>>54291647
I want one,he could be my brother

What happened to that Ivan fellow

>>54291661
>>54291724
I don't know he seems to have retired to his ship for now. We can learn more about him after he returns. And i can have one transferred to you. The species will be your choice.

>>54291825
which one is the strongest,most likely to survive the waters of my worlds

>>54291844
A Great White of course. You can search up videos of them hunting on the Federation data net. I think you will find it most entertaining.

Ooc how's the Discord been?

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>>54291591
Sharks, mushrooms, sexy elves oh my!

>>54293623
Well knowing the Federation you really shouldn't be surprised.

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>>54293814
Remove Decay!
"Also last time you're gonna hear of me for a long time because Adam said, whimper, "you've made us look like fools, we need someone with actual diplomatic training, you fucking warrior mongrel." So this is goodbye, TTFN

>from the vox there seems to be a sound of sniffling

"your going bealy?..... because your mad?"

>a clang is heard, it seems astral is reliving his stress with a torture exercise

"be safe then....... you stupid oaf"


>a cackling is heard from the vox

"wwwwwwwwwwwwhy don't you........just huggggggggg her aaaaaaaaalready........*wheeze*........its sickening"

>A wall seems to melt and out comes IVAN

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>>54295300
Adam the Lord and valient leader of the Malkovich crusade, amibles in.
"Huh, Who are you, where the Serenity, and most importantly wheres the Beef?" The General extends his power claws his mark of office, his hat, gleams radiently from his head. "So what this I here about a federation? You welps actually know about the power of conversation?" The old man lights a thick brown tube it's smoke beginning to fill the room "One a day keeps the reavers away."

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>>54295903
Hello, I don't think we have met before have we? Or if we have then this is extremely embarrassing for me. But anyhow, my name is Ovaa-Kezhada, and I represent my people, the Noo and my people's empire, the Noo Liberty Union

>>54291591
Nah that's just a rumor.

>>54296361
Start, start running boy.

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>>54296323
The General sizes up the meek but proud diplomat up"A pleasure to meet you, Ovaa-Kzerza" He pulls his homemade mitts off and reaches out a gnarled a scarred hand "Do you Noo shake hands, put er there partner."

>>54296384
No, no, you're mistaken I'm human not Buoy.

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>>54296412
"Ha ha, you're about to have to make for land when I drown you in cum buttboi." The General chortles out with a smile of his face, "And you this must be Anon. Why how are you Sir Anon?" He pulls a small cube out from his back pocket, throwing it at the ground it expands into a lawn chair "Best get comfy, nobody here but us trees."

>>54296396
Yes we are well aware of the common handshake greeting, and please call me Ovaa.
>He stretches out one of his appendages and gives the general a firm (hand)shake

>>54296444
:(

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>>54296572
" Nice, nice I like that, Ovaa? now pal allow me to introduce my ownself." He flashes his vermillion cape, and pulls firm his virdian command head gear, his smoky greatcoat bellows in a breeze created by a drone waving it's claws, he pulls a cigar out and lights it for effect" You smoke? What I'm I saying, Hello friend I am Adam Geoffrey Malkovich, the Lord-General, of all these drones and censors that have popped up every which way." He waves the Speaker over to a table "Come sit I'm sure we have much to share about our speices."

>>54296632
I am pleased to meet you Mr.Malkovich, and no, I don't smoke, as we Noo do not have the same anatomy as you humans. So thanks but no thanks, anyways. What do you want to know about my people, I am sure you have a ton of question.

>>54296677
He puffs his cigar, blowing his smoke directly into the optical orbs of Ovaa,"I'm sure the same things, you would like to ask me, actually wait..." Looks around, stands up and walks over to empty trash, eyes it suspiciously, "Gotcha!" He launches his hand down pulling a defeated looking Beally out of the trash "You can go home later." he puts her head on his head "Stop fighting the danm mind-meld" Adam's breathing goes ragged the look on Beally's face clearly shows wanting to be everywhere but here. "Ding ding ding, we have a winner!" He lays the poor girl in a chair. He takes a seat in his lawn chair, "So, you Noo like to eat, hehe I like that, we censors are master gourmets and excel in making food that is palatable, for... all tastes." and he hums to himself as his mind processes the knowledge he'd extracted from Beally, "And you worship the notation of family, with your chief gods being a wife and husband, a mother and father, this will do." He taps his forehead, it starts to pulse a sickly blue color "And that's about it? I'm I right or am I right." Adam lifts his arms and points at Ovaa

>>54296780
That's correct, all of it. I am impressed Mr.Malkovich.

>>54296886
He wipes his forehead, "hehe don't thank me, thank Beally for doing such a good job of meeting a greeting you guys." he takes a long drag of the cigar, blowing a cloud of smoke into the room. "Now, where I am from it is considered rude, to know so much about you and for you to know nothing of me." He puffs the cigar, it's cherry still burning. He throws his hands in the air in a gesture of good will "Ask away ovaa, you've got questions and most unfortunelly have answers, got a lot to answer for too."

I have now been gifted two of these "sharks" of earth,i hope he'll survive the oceans

Can someone tell me why the lord of the andronians is here

Lord General of the Andronians? Well from what I've seen of Beally this better be good. Hello good sir!?

>>54297945
Khanin have you regained the ability to walk

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Morning gentlemen, what's a andronian.

>>54298242
Beally's race Taxla so therefore a problem

>>54298276
Well, how much if a threat are they?

>>54298469
Not a big one. Besides Beally is imprisoned so she can't aid them with her trickery as well.

>>54298469
They claim they are all powerful,but nothing i would worry about,their crusade is undermanned and underfunded.
also have you seen these beings that earthlings call "sharks" i have been told they resemble me and now i have two for pets

>>54298509
One should never rely on trickery to win, although it's immensely satisfying when it blows back in their face.

>>54298522
I saw the creatures you speak of. The oceans of Yss have a larger aquatic predator, the Jorgu.

>>54298522
>>54299027
And we have beaten them before. Their leader the so called "Lord General" was impaled on my saber and was left to be pulled away from the station. I don't think they'll come for war though,they seem interested in diplomacy this time around.

>>54299351
Hmph. Very well then, we have heard about these raiders setting up base in the ploraxian fringes. We utterly destroyed then in one fleet battle.

>>54299027
The oceans of Ploraxia have something even more terrifying, the Klotthe. In the oceans of Ghelb, there is a creature called the Gom. Both are deadly and terrifying. And also what happened to Beally.

>>54299351
Some lord general getting himself shanked like that.

>>54299642
Heh. They tried to fight us and even had he audacity to invade a frontier world. Little did they know that the main battlefleet was in there, and literally we killed 90% of their forces.

>>54299658
Think they would have done a little research on where they were going don't you think.

>>54299715
Yes . Plotaxians do not take fondly to pirate groups. Mostly nowadays most pirates are rumar.

>the thurmamage frowns from the ceiling

you areeeeeee all being.................reather bbbbbbbbboring

>he liquefies a few cups and turns the drinks themselves into little gretchin to run around

wheres the carter?........oooooor the terran?

>>54299351
Let us hope so. We have mobilozed varoius fleet ajust in case.

>>54299802
Several guards with assualt rifles storm the room
Okay then, I am Xenobiologist Okii, a good friend of the terran. Now, let us talk. He will be here soon.

>>54299849
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MORE PLAY THINGS...............you will do.

>a guard collapses vomiting and.....morphs into a cat?

iiiiiiiii will take one plaything for every question...........and return one for every answer I am given...........understood?........wwwwwwwwhere is the carter?

>>54299898
No more games! You will talk, I will send my guards outside if you want to talk.

Can someone post the discord link,i am interested in joining

>>54299917
games? GAMES?........I like games... do you want to play one?

>the "cat is hurled through the door, changing back to a confused guard as he lands

here you go discord : https://discordapp.com/channels/323822410228826112/323822851243245569

>>54299956
It sent me nowhere,can you send the invite

https://discord.gg/NkpmsQ


use this but do it quickly, and I might need to go in a min

THREADS ALIVE

I have returned. And Ivan if you want answers you should offer some of your own first. A question for a question is a fair trade. And to answer your question Ambassador Carter is currently in his home realm known as the Wastes.

>>54300761
WWWWWWWASTES?........the outlands?......the shimmering of black of silver of colour of not?......aghhhhhhhhhhhh

>shaking vigorously he implodes.........and reforms. what the fuck did this guy do to deserve this? a few seconds later he stares dead at the admiral, devoid of anything but consentration

aaaaaaaask and I will answer

>>54300828
Where are you from? And the Wastes is an other dimensional realm of death and decay. Carter only survives because he is one of the weaker Wastes beings.
>The Admiral stares ahead mildly amused

>>54300854
>gibbering and curled like a child, then marching around the room. Ivan begins to speak the mumblings dropping away like an unwanted cloak

iiiiiiiii am me, I am from terra glorious calm terra, but then I wondered, pondered, mused, though on. why do we do? how do we do? then BOOM

>his arms move like a paper banner in a tornado

many years gone. then it is this year. and I am here

where is the tea? I like tea. I want tea where is it?

>>54300955
The tea is right here.
>Wheels a tray with tea over to him
And since you asked another question I'll ask another too. How did you get to be this way if you truly are from Earth?

>>54301007
>as he sips the drink, it morphs and contorts and vanishes, seemingly into nothing.

my way mmmmmmmmmmmy way?......oh like this?...............*wheeze* simple, I am a thurmaturge, a mage.....an alchemist, an architect, a mad man. this I am all........ I followed sanity to its end, and some knowledge has a price......my price was sanity

>he cackles and turns the damirals shirt int oa pile of worms, then jelly, then back to a shirt

why do you wwwwwwwwhere so stupid silly is hat fashion liked?

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>>54297928
>>54297945
>>54298242
The Lord-General looks around the room, the various gathered species clamaring for infomation, he flicks his cigar before lite another one"Well I can answer, Rukaar's question easily. I am here because Beally's job has been completed and phase 2 should begin, now I have a question for you, How many teeth?" He unhinges his own jaw, showing off the rows of grinding teeth that betray his censor nature. He drags his cigar and rotates his lawn chair so that he is facing Rippress Khanin, "Yes hello, from what I've managed to gleam from the recon organism, you and the Rumar are the only truly militant species is this poor pascified galaxy, do not worry, we will save you from the monotony that is everyday politicing, smoke?" He tosses a thick cigar Khanin's way "It's on the house.", He rotates one last time, facing the avian, and birdlike Duke, his arrogance radianting off him like a star, "You my friend, have asked the right question," He takes a deep breath "Well you see the Andronian Meganula is a 2 meter long invertabrate with 8 limbs two of them being having evoled into a precise pair of claws, capable of shreding through steel, it also features chormataphores than enable them to do this!" As if on queue the he leaps up and charges a random piece of furtiter, a chair, he throws it a wall near Karl, "Oh shame, normally that chair would'ave turn back into a drone back on the ship." He looks around the barely furnished room and begins to ruffle around in his coat pocket, "Can't beileve I dropped my cigar taclking furnituer again." He reclines in his lawn chair, "Normally I'd stop there but, since I know just a little to much about you, I'll share a bit more, Andronians are collectively the second caste of the Centarian empire, and most numerous with their myraid of sub-species and their own very, complex caste system, plus a knack for funky technolgical innovations fueled only by the insane imagations of Andronians on steroids, and lsd"

>>54301118
"Ivan, pal don't call another man's hat stupid." He says gripping his own Command Beret in a cold sweat.
>>54301007
"May I have a cup, tea parties are frowned upon during sancanioned crusades, but thankfully this isn't one, not that they even loved me enough to send me on one!"

>>54301207
>the being breaks its look at the teran and regards the high ranking humanoid......and laughs

"so cute, cute cute cccccccccute....... your a tough being are you not? but why be tough?........it makes little sense, AND I LOVE IT.........but where is this "recon organism" I WANT A NEW TOY

>the seat feels slightly less comfy and has a disturbingly warm and slick texture as his statement finishes

>>54301259
you know my name.............tttttttthats either odd or perceptive.......shame you can only apply the first to your own head ware............I want it now

>the being floats closer and plucks the commisat hat from his head before ........ throwing it at a tablet? in a flash of purple energy it duplicates and is hurled at the chairs feet

>>54301299
The combined insults, along with the scarelige that is hat throwing sends the General off the deep end,"Don't call daddy, don't call daddy, I must be a big boy." He perks up and pulls an ecaxt copy out from cold-storage "Always bring two of everything, thats what daddy told me." He tosses a beret back on his head, then tosses a less cool looking hat a Ivan, "Here an Honoary Censor Command Cap, I dub thee "Ivan the Teribble terror." He picks up Ivan pulls him into a bear hug, clearly attempting to smother him, "Hug time,I am cute, thank you for noticing, now I just wish Celestial Norwin notice me." He slumps down into his morphing lawn chair, "Notice me, Norwin-senpai." He starts to sob into an emborder hankerchef.

>>54301299
>>54301401
Now Adam please do not antagonize our new...visitor. We must let him get used to our Federation so hopefully he won't destroy it. If we could make peace with the Court we can do it here.

>>54301821
He takes a drag of the Cuban, the exhales the smoke in Karl's face "Pal, this man just attempted to warp my mind when I hugged him, this being is a creature of the Void, and there is only one way to deal with beings like that, Cigar?" He holds out two offering them to Karl and Ivan, still sporting his Command Beret.

So is this Lord General feeling ok?

>>54301879
Nah I'd rather not take something from the man I've already killed.
>Blows the smoke back
But all he has done is mess with your hat and chair. And that's a lot less then the mess you've caused us.

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>>54301906
"Ok how my dear friend? My crush doesn't notice me and I have to deal with a mumbling fucktard forever now." Points to Ivan walking absentmindly into a wall, "Look at that shit, no come here." He grabs Ivan and sets him down in a chair, the chair begins to melt imeedtaly "Now look, you're getting yourself on everything."
>>54301948
"Killed? Friendo that was the Old Adam, his wounds were to much so they tossed him into a Digestion pool, I have all his memories, and I am basically him but, Shit yeah I'm still mad about that too, We're gonna have to have a santication proper duel one of these days." The General lites all 3 cigars, shoving them into his maw "Mentalgen." And reclines in his chair, "The mess I've cause you?" He looks around the clean room, the critical absent of any charts or war maps sends a look of questioning on to the General's face. "Now I dunno about you, but from what I gleamed we censors have only showed you a good time, with dance parties, violence and exploration oh my!" He cups his hands to the chilzed sides of his scarred face. "So please pray tell, how we have made things hard on you?" The predatory smile on the general's face belies his true intentions.

>>54302071
Oh its you

>>54302071
What.

>>54302630
It's a long story Baron,one you'll have to ask Carter about later.
>>54302071
>Draws his gun and points it at him
Leave Ivan alone. If he doesn't kill you he'll probably find a way to kill all of us. And perhaps we should,I would enjoy killing you again.
Ooc off to Disney so hold down the thread.

>>54302743
Part of me doesn't want to know, to mingle with the insane is to risk their affliction.

>>54302356
>>54302630
>>54302783
The General taps his head,"Sensing a ,general, hostility toward me, caused by lack of understanding here, friends." He takes several cubes out his great pocket, several more chairs expand around the small table, "Please take a seat, I wish to explain whatever it is, you need me to, too a willing audience." the General waves his hands in glee. "Also I wouldn't be pointing that peashooter around, you could put an eye out."

>>54302863
I'm comfortable where I am
>Taxla moves his claw to the handle of his sword
Who are?

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>>54303020
"looking for a introduction are we?" with dramatic flair more fitting for theater than politics he swings his cape and throws his hat, "I am pervour of secrets, The Anchor of Malakith , the Lord General of Centarian Crusade Malkovich, ADAM MALKOVICH!!" He catches his hat expertly on his head. "And you are?"

>>54303082
I'm Baron Taxla, diplomat of the Dukedom and lord of the Herxi Estate on Yss.

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>>54303125
"Kiss? Byss? Yss, I'm I saying that right? and what pray tell is your job here, in this federation, what does this Dukedom offer to the galaxy?" He puffs his Cigar eyeing the numerous babbles and shinies the Baron has.
>OOC:Gotta go guys, Be safe

>>54302863
I simply don't trust you

>>54303125
>>54303169
Please ignore him. He is just another cosmic annoyance for the members of our Federation.
Ooc BUMP

>>54303752
Hello Karl,any news of the UE

>>54303169
The Dukedom offers refuge to the avian peoples of the universe, and a beacon for progress and technology in the galaxy.

>>54303776
>>54303781
Well the UE is...struggling to deal with this factional strife. I honestly think both of them have been deliberating so long so they can prepare for conflict. That and preparing the fleet so we can evict the damn Andronians in case they try anything again. What do you think Baron of the "Lord General"?

Well i have received reports on perfected movement in the space near my border worlds,but they were not moving on rumarian space,they are moving into Noo worlds

>>54304512
Well how many of them are? Can you hold them?

>>54305025
Nothing major,just scouts but they are reported to be in Noo area.I can send some fleets to deal with it

>>54305071
I thought they were beaten?
Ooc how's the Discord look?

>>54305563
Ooc dead
They were forced out of my worlds and back to their home,but it seems they have regained power

>>54305609
Hmmm well how should we deal with this? Do you think your own forces can handle them?
Ooc that sucks what happened to Carter?

>>54305843
Ooc carter is at camp

>>54304386
A lunatic, if it weren't for simple manners I would have cut him down.

>>54306172
Hmmm well if he will just come back then perhaps we should negotiate.

Ooc gonna stop posting for a while so I can enjoy Disney. Keep the thread alive.

>>54306689
Ooc have fun

>>54303752
"Just ,another, cosmic annoyance, hmm," The General taps, "Now just how many 'cosmic annoyances' are we talking about here?" He flexes his claws, "Well then."
>>54304512
"Whats that Shark bait? Sounds like you got a problem with these Perfected guys, and they're moving on that cute mushroom's guy homeplanet, how where I'm from this is a major problem, as most factions with a 1 part man are decidely evil."

>>54307698
Oh your're gonna piss me off
The Noo and I have already discussed our plans nothing for you to worry about

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>>54307824
"Normally when someone says I the Lord-General of a Crusade, has nothing to worry about, I start worrying." He sizes up the 9ft tall, 1-ton massive Rumarian warlord, "I am not scared of you, Bruce, trust me I have the Bigger Boat and if you want to tango, boi we can tango all night!"

>>54307926
And normally when someone says that I Warlord of the Rumarian People can "tango" i break their necks
Now i do not wish to do that,so let us restart this conversation with less insults and threats

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>>54307984
"Ok see, someone speaks nice around hear, Hello my dear shark faced friend, I am Adam, pleased to meet, whoever you are." he extends an ungloved hand showcasing the scarring and a cybernetic finger.

>>54308105
>Rukaar takes the handshake and shakes adams entire arm
there,much better

>>54307926
Oh look, he's back.

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>>54308150
"Oh wise guy huh?" He pulls out small colored cube, "Knock yourself out kiddo."
>>54308196
OOC:Damn right I'm back birdman.
"Damn right I'm back Birdman,now wheres the problem?"

>>54308250
Yeah im just gonna go look for Khanin

>>54308250
The problem lies in your lunacy.

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>>54308303
"When one, is sane, they often see things that aren't there, but when one is as you've call me, crazy, they only see the truth,Birdman." He takes a sip of tea, "And that is the worst fact of all."
"Now whats the real issue, this galaxy is not perfect if you people are those who run it."

>>54291591
Can someone tldr me on what galactic federation is? It sounds very intresting but I honestly thought it was vidya. (Might be mistaken with the last federation)

>>54308345
We don't pretend to rule this galaxy or run it, and I personally couldn't care less for what you believe. What I'm concerned over is your antics, which are most unbecoming of a 'Lord General'

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>>54308395
A light poltical intrigue setting with elements of stars wars(politics) nothing else, I've been pushing for more action thou.

>>54308395
This is a thread where you can roll up an alien civilization and roleplay as an ambassador,growing your civ and character in new and different ways.There are combat rules if you want them,as well as a species dossier in the Discord if needed.You can always jump in,and have fun.

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>>54308424
"If you're concerned with me, you should be more concerned with your ship, Baron, my antics are my own and no one elses, if you wish to particpate you may, but now this civil war that the, United Empire of Terra are facing. when do you think, this will go down? I wish to see battle once again and a friend of Beally is a friend of mine," He reclines deeply into his chair, [spoilers]"for now"

>>54308578
It will happen when it happens. As for beally, I never knew her. Didn't even communicate with one another.

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>>54308693
"Explains why her only memory of you is a list of avian centered insults."

>>54308743
I never met her, I saw her was all and we never communicated once.

>>54308743
I choked beally once until she stopped moving

>>54308755
"Thats a shame, you should hear some of these, pomphous featherbrain" His perputal grin only grows wider "flys like a penguin stings like a puffin." The general is phsyically holding back a wave of laughter, "I can go on, she wrote a small boox of these, It's called Diary of a wimpy fledeling." He grips the sides of his face, bassious laughter rolls out of his maw.
>>54308838
"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

>>54308848
i laughed too

>>54308848
Uh huh, well I hope you enjoy her list.

>>54308838
I never knew her, what was she like?

>>54308969
Depends,before i choked her-crazy and a thorn i my side after she became much nicer as we got a bond,some how

>>54308969
"It's wonderful, but I take a look and you don't look like a pigeon toed buffoon at all."
"Unit 645 B was a rouge Nightling that was supposed to get info and report back to me on your planets and military capablities, not produce joke books and..eat cake, what the fuck have you people been doing?"

>>54309012
Thought she was in prison?

>>54309019
Jenoria.

>>54309204
"Prison? According to her memories, your prison was a physical cell, well lets just say, she's out and about, and the eastern fringe of the galaxy, she say's warrents an explorator fleet if just to kill all these in her own word , godforsaken locusts."

>>54309360
ooc i never actually talked with beally before, beally was here around the time i was working so i could only check on some stuff so i know very little of the character

>>54309430
OCC: a little brown girl with attuide and abilties to match, she also is a good dancer.

>>54309444
ooc i inquire a bit more tomorrow cuz i'm heading off now, night guys

>>54309508
OCC: good night bro.

>Rukaar enters the room with another Rumar,not a normal soldier and female,she is yelling at Rukaar

Can you leave me Gralia alone I won fair not my fault you didn't want to be leader at the time

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>>54309945
"Hello, there madam." Adam slidesup to the pair, the 6ft man barely coming up the the chest of the muscular Rumar. "Oh Rukaar I didn't know you had a sister~" he moves and extends a hand toward's the young lady, "Pleasures all mine, the name's Adam, Adam Malkovich." You see the heart pupils in Adams eyes as he admires his first catch of the day.

>>54310166
>Gralia does not even look at the man,still enraged with Rukaar
"I will cut you,you big father eating bastard"
you hated him more than i did

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>>54310214
"O-oh even in this galaxy manlets get shat on."

>>54310288
>they both stare the short man down
a what?
"whats a manlet"

>>54310315
"WHOA! Don't stare at me with those, beedy, little, souless eyes." He unfurls his lawn chair and lights a cigar, "A manlet my dear friends, are beings who for even a small race are shorter than average, it's a burden, most Homocentarius are very tall, in fact, it's a little unbecoming of my position, I am very tall for a 1 star General, and the more stars I get, the taller I grow!" he throws he's arms in the air as if to illustrate his growth spurt.

>>54310379
Ah so if you get fifteen stars you might be a decent height

>>54310402
"Yep, and the best part, he never runs out of stars to give! look at mine." He shows off his only gold star, it is pinned to his command beret, "Different censors prefer to keep them in their coats, or in a dark vault, I prefer to show it off!" he points excitedly to the singular shining star.

>>54310493
Yo-
>his sentence is interuppted as his sister tackles him from behind
Not-ag-ain

>>54310540
"Oh~ is the orgy starting already, but my clothes are still on!"

>>54310612
>>54310540
Shall we have to stab him again Rukaar? Just say the word and he's done. But on a serious note what have I missed?

Last bump for the night