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ITT: creative magical items that any high level character could make.
Pathfinder -Dick Tome: A 100-page tome covered from back to cover with magic missiles on both sides. (200 magic missiles of CL9 total). A single word triggers all 200 magic missiles, each one releasing 5 missiles. As magic missile's shape is up to the caster, these missiles are shaped like big green cocks. Damage is 1000d4+1000 (3500 average)
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haha benis xD
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>>54286529
the only thing more satisfying than nuking an enemy city is nuking an enemy city with a swarm of chodes.
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and here a thought a vorpal nodachi with improved crit feat was op.
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>>54286545
I thought vorpal only activates if you get a natural 20, regardless of whether the weapon crits or not.
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>>54286884
who needs a sense of right and wrong when I can make dick books
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alternate name: the Dicktionary
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If this thread is alive tomorrow, I'll see what I can come up with for Ars Magica. Unfortunately, I don't have stats for the Augustan sentient, self-driving bus.
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>>54286502
Find me a rule that says you can activate more than one magic item with a single command word. It would take 200 actions to fire off that book.
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>>54286502
>Magic Nukes
We have a word for that where I come from, its called a soul breaker orb
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>>54291842
There is a magic item (some kind of ax) with the ability to activate scrolls. You put that property on the book.
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Three and a half was a mistake
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>>54291842
The book is a single magic item, not a collection of 100 scrolls anon.
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