/orkg/ 40K ORK GENERAL FOR WARBOSSES ONLY NO GROTS

>>54278843
Dreadhard, boss! Deyz got skorchas and 3 to an elite slot theyz do. Put a whole bunch or none, no "kombined armz" like dos humie gitz.

>>54278880
"KOMBINED ARMZ". WHAT DA ZOG ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

>>54278888
Dey keep muckin about wit dis Heinlen git.

I made a game called ork baseball.

One ork throws a skull at an ork with a bat who tries to smash it. If the skull is smashed the gathered orks cheer, all is well and the ork batter proceeds to the back of the line. If the ork misses the skull will strike an angry squig "catcher" positioned behind the batter who is subsequently released. If the orc survives the "strike" he gets another chance at bat.

If the skull is struck and doesn't break the eager ork runs the bases, which are each manned by another ork. He brings his bat with him and fights each ork along the way. During this time the snotlings in the outfield race the ball back to the home plate.

on the rare event an ork survives his way to home plate and makes it there before the snotlings return the skull it causes a dispute between the teams which leaves the game field utterly destroyed.

>>54279050
>tfw not using greentext for Ork speech

>Iz we allowed ter put more spikez an' sparky gubbinz on da klub?

>>54279050
>Kan't we just play Deadhammer 4 with the weirdboyz?