How would a deck of lewd things work?

>>54278372
It works in the way that makes your dick hard because that is the purpose you introduced it for in the first place, genius.

>>54278372
Sexually

The cards have lewd animu girls all over them.

The effects are the same though.

>>54278372
Each card is a really off-putting fetish, try to make all but one person at the table if you want you group together afterword, ideally not you cringe.

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by Chuck Tingle

>>54279026
How can one man be such a creative fountain?

>>54278372
Like a deck of many things, but all of them are lewd.

>>54278372
Assuming your asking what each card would do? whooo boy. I'mma need to sleep on this. Assuming we are just altering the pre-existing deck. Like Star gives you an extra inch to your peepee or a cup size to your boobies and Justice switches you from a top to a bottom or vice versa, and obviously Donjon is just the same thing except its a sex dungeon.

>>54280956

Looking forward to your full analysis, anon.

>>54279026
>President Donald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt
>(2015)

I know he's had several unsuccessful bids for presidency before, but this is some serious deep fukken lore right here

>>54278372
>Balance - Woman in bondage holding a shelf in her arms. One side has a pair of manacles, the other has a feather - Your phobias become philias and vice versa.
>Comet - A figure streaks across the heavens, their clothes upon the ground - if you spend the whole day of adventuring nude, you go up a level.
>Donjon - This card shows yourself, bound in ropes and suspended above the ground - you vanish and end up in the very situation on the card. The party must find and free you.
>Euryale - a medusa-like creature stares out at you, their gaze making you want to kneel in submission - You become a willing slave, obeying any instruction given to you.
>The Fates - A pair of sisters, engaged in some very close activity - you vanish for an hour, reappearing afterwards, very satisfied.
>Flames - A succubus wrapped in a fiery aura - a powerful fiend seeks to become your master, binding you as their sub.
>Fool - A clumsy maid, spilling out of their top - You go down a level.
>Gem - a selection of jewellery - the pictured items appear on you. Replacing all your clothes and armour.
>Idiot - A bimbo-like figure - Reduce your intelligence.
>Jester - another maid, this one being praised by their master - gain xp, and you can draw twice more.
>Key - a chastity belt or cage, key in the lock - the item appears on you. Without the key.
>Knight - a barely clad knight - a fourth level fighter appears, utterly loyal to you, and willing to do anything.
>Moon - the behind of your setting's moon god/dess - The deity will grant you four wishes (not limited to the spell.)
>Rogue - a figure dressed in dominatrix gear - a NPC becomes convinced you are a filthy slut, and need to be taught a lesson.
>Ruin - a naked figure, amongst the tatters of their home - you lose everything but your magic items.
>Skull - a skull formed out of naked bodies - a deathly spirit appears, seeking to give you la petite mort.
(...)

>>54281184
>Star - a woman or man wearing a "Miss/Mister Faerun, 140" banner - you gain several inches to your preferred physical attribute.
>Sun - The sun deity of your setting, displaying their assets - you gain xp, and some token of the deity's affection.
>Talons - a jealous woman with a pair of scissors - Everything you're wearing disintegrates, as do your unworn clothes.
>Throne - a beautiful princess sat on a golden throne. Her smile speaks of other pleasures - some nation out there decides, regardless of your sex, that you are their princess.
>Vizir - a young female scholar, with glasses and entirely too tight robes - you can ask a question and get a truthful answer.
>Void - a completely black card - a blindfold appears on you.

>>54279569
He has a gift.

>>54281036
Go watch the video for Sleep Now in the Fire by RATM. It's surreal to see a Trump for president sign pop up in the middle of it.

>>54278372
That's an angry sun.

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>>54282640
You're right. It should be happy instead.

>>54278372
http://www.mediafire.com/file/5cb2n49te3ndba3/Deck_of_Many_Transformations.rar