filename thread

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>>54238516

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This needs a /tg/-related file name.

>>54238574
>DC 5 to Spot polymorphed Druid.

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>>54238574
>"The system isn't broken, you just aren't playing it right!".jpg

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The match is metaphorical, he is talking about nuclear fusion chain reaction.

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>>54238516

>>54239523
Wait hold on. Do these people just not have a goddamn clue what a pirate is or is this stupidity deliberate? Either way it hurts.

>>54239613
It's aimed at 5 yr olds, they aren't exactly going to go "hey dressing up as a pirate is cool, go rape and plunder your neighbours".

>>54238574
>ivory tower game design.png

>>54238687
But you need at least 16% O2 in atmosphere to start and maintain combustion. The atmosphere would get disturbed, sure, but it's certainly not going to catch alight.
If the atmosphere really is H and He, the human settlements will be perfectly safe under the gaseocline, as they'll be surrounded by He, a nonreactive gas.

But this brings up a much more interesting point; how do the habitats maintain a high-O2 atmosphere required for human life in a He atmo? Wouldn't the He just float through the walls of the hab and suffocate everyone?

>>54239675
Still, you'd think that was one life lesson they'd think twice about including in this particular context. I mean, what happens when the kid finds out it's a lie and decides thatso were all the other moral lessons they tried to impart?

>>54239808
It's not combustion, it's proton-proton chain reaction.

>>54239809
It's reinforcing the idea of "what you look like isn't what you are."
Like being a girl(male).

>>54239856
i like where this is going

>>54239809
Knights are usually portrayed as heroes too, when in reality they were more like a T-90 that can burn your field AND rape your daughter.

>>54240054
Well, yeah, but not all of them did.
A pirate's entire schtick is stealing stuff.

>>54240162
And keeping ninjas in check.

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I feel like some people are forgetting the point of filename threads. The filename is supposed to be the punchline. If the filename isn't actually part of the joke, you're just posting an image.

>>54239826
Fusion chain reactions are not a thing. Protons are positively charged and require enormous pressure and temperature to make them fuse - as in hotter and denser than the core of the sun to happen on human time-scales

>>54240201
Wait, so she want to be made wet after it's already been shoved in? Isn't that something you do before you get to that point?

>>54240325
>- as in hotter and denser than the core of the sun to happen on human time-scales
Remind me again, what are the temps and pressures inside the epicenter of a nuclear missile blast?

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>>54240445
Subtle

>>54240445
>ex-Sammy tries out new face.

>>54240356
Inside the warhead of a fusion missile you can get fusion (obviously), because there is a fission bomb surrounding it to provide the pressure. If you set off a bomb in atmosphere there's no containment to provide the pressure to maintain fusion. Think about it - if there could be a runaway fusion reaction, stars would not exist

>>54240353
Feeble

Mind

>>54240594
Okay, that's pretty funny.

>>54240445
i really hope this is an actual quote from the show

>>54240594
fucking glockfags

>>54240975
this one made me audibly giggle

>>54240594
X-Com 2 weapon mods

>>54241730
Alright, which one of them has penis?

>>54241570
I don't get it. I get that you're using an oculus rift to masturbate to judy hopps, how does that relate to point-buy systems?

Are you implying that point-buy is masturbation and dice rolling is the real thing?

>>54241865
>Build whatever you want!
>whatever
>you
>want!

>>54241790
The average for people/penis in that picture is actually above one.

>>54238620
>turbo
I'm afraid of using that button

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>>54241950
Do go on.

>>54238516
What's the worst thread?

>>54240445
WAIT A MINUTE

YOU ALMOST GOT ME, FUCKER

>>54240162
I mean, if we get into that debate, pirates were also super big on democracy, and were often far more fair to their crews and fellows than any national ship.

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>>54242127
Communism is evil and discipline is necessary friend.

>>54242155
>pic
That has to be straight out of Wolfenstein.

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>>54242216

>>54242253
/fa/scinating

>>54241326
Probably from a "don't take advantage of people" episode if it is real.

>>54242387
Died

>>54242253
That guy's neck had better be photoshopped or i'm going to get super uncomfortable

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>>54238687

>>54242127
>they murdered, raped, and stole but they were democratic about it
Oh well in that case it's fine. they sound like upstanding gentlemen.

>cue the anecdote about that famous pirate captain who banned rape

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>>54242430
Look at the dude on his left.

>>54242460
He stole the little asian dude's neck and added it to his own?

>>54240445
>dale_carnegie.png

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>>54242504
The left from your perspective.

>>54241993
Jesus Christ...

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>>54242495
Fatty McNojawline?

>>54242581
Fuck meant to quote >>54242547

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>>54242581
Yes, look at his eyes...

>>54242578
I know, wight. Letting kid run around with sharp knife is irresponsible.

>>54242615
Looking hungrily at Giraffe Boy's pursed lips?

>>54242634
for everything terrible about those people, you gotta admire their ingenuity

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>>54242651
No, his neck.

>>54242450
I think it's more that everyone in that time period murdered, raped, and stole. The privateers and navy ships just did it with official backing.

>>54242105
The Meta Thread.

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>>54242699
Privateers aren't pirates.

>>54242726
They are not, which was my point.

Pirates didn't have a monopoly on the rape, murder, and plunder trade.

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>>54242430
No idea what you're talking about.

what the hell is that from?
>>54242675

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>>54242858
Captain Harlech movie.

>>54238574
>WHFB Community

>>54239826
It is a proton-proton chain reaction that is unsustainable outside the initial nuclear fuel.

If you're hoping it will achieve critical mass in the atmosphere, you would need a really powerful bomb to spark it off, and a lot more gaseous hydrogen.

>>54240445
kek 10/10 post

>>54240445
FUCK

>>54242495
First the flag, then the fag

>>54242956
The fuck is this from? looks like Ben foster but for the life of me i cant find it.

>>54238574
>Dungeon building 101

>>54240445
ayy

>>54243249
That's just hilarious.

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>>54241570
>that singular moment when you have to double check every comic like this, and get a second opinion from a PHD, to make sure you haven't loss your mind.

>>54244949
missing a thing from panel 2 and 4 for loss.

>>54240054
Hey, don't tell me what my T-90 can and can't do.

>>54241993
I used to have a bear just like that one.

>>54242475
underrated post.

>>54241758

Ah, good to see a classic.

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>>54245255
Unf. That hits my fetishes pretty hard.

>>54242128

So there is propaganda and there is outright lying.

>>54242201

Okay this one got me.

>>54245667
I like it too. Saw one with "Huffington Post plays XCOM" and it obliterated me.

>>54242075
Ayyyy

>>54242216
Immortality! Eternal life! Stand power!

>>54242528
DISHONRABU

>>54245363
Is that thing really chilling out with an alligator/crocodile?

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>>54241758

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>>54246125
My moneys on the japs

>>54246106
I approve.

>>54242189
>The ball pit

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>>54246236
We shall see if the ritual worked.

>>54242726
>>54242749
Privateers are not pirates in one country to their investors. Everybody else, including sailors of their own nation, strung them up the moment they laid hands on them.

>>54238574
Tyranid cat tower

>>54240445
Touche.

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>>54246106
Is that /mlp/osting?

>>54241950
That just means there are between zero and four penises inclusive in that picture.

>>54238756
What movie?

>>54246443
Triangle (2009). Watch it, it's pretty fun.

>>54242874
did he died?

>>54242874
>You didn't say you were using subdual damage

>>54242956
Kung Fu nazi?

I liked the signature move at the end

>>54242874
>One Punch Man.webm

>>54240445
I get it, but it could also be "Finding the truth about DMing"

>>54242400
Is that a fucking Fraser reference?

>>54242726
What's with the rods around the barrel?

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>>54246750
[BFG DIVISION INTENSIFIES]

>>54246966
>Eye-patch ax and butt daggers
For what purpose?

>>54246415
Mild chuckle

>>54246421
Source?

>>54247022
The real question is how her hair is still that long considering how often it must whip into and wrap around her booty blades, or maybe what's the deal with that thick ass parrying device in her right hand?

>>54247022
After a few feats you stop taking more minuses and just get to attack with as many weapons as you can wield at once.
>>54247136
I think that either does sonic damage or is some kind of want.

>>54242858
Space Pirate Captain Harlock

>>54247022

When the main character thinks he's seduced her, she can either stab him in the face during the kiss or slice his crotch up when everything fades to black

duh

>>54246071
Cappys don't give a shit and the thing is probably full, nothing will happen unless the cappy thinks it's a good idea to put shit into its mouth at this point.

>>54246208
>low-level PC joins mid-level party

>>54246936
To keep you from accidentally touching it, and to allow you to manipulate the barrel a bit without burning off your fingers.

>>54238574
>>54239695

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>>54247811
>CIA
One of the best things about going to college in Poughkeepsie was sharing a town with those wonderful bastards.

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>>54242874
>QuiveringPalm.webm

>>54246208
>>54246125
it was cancelled, burgers didnt met deadline

>>54239809
>what's stopping me from becoming God?

>>54240296
Who cares? Filename threads are cancerous and not even ontopic most of the times, like your own post.

>>54242209
Yeah, god forbid Nazi Germany to have firefighters.

>>54246078
holy lols

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>>54248314

>>54241993
>Cutting anything with 6h4
Now thats the real horror

>>54247946
Wait, what chapter is that from?

>>54248856
The just released one.

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>>54238553
Is this some weird ass Harry Potter smut or something

>>54240356
>missle explodes
>some gas near the centre of the explosion undergoes a fusion reaction
>at some distance from the blast the pressure and heat decrease

Congratulations, you made the nuclear missle marginally more powerful, but you'll still need to fire more if you want to nuke the entire planet

>>54248866
Can you give me a link?

>>54249067

Open wide, here comes the airplane.

https://bato.to/reader#0169f6dbf7ad9b3a

>>54249103

Much appreciated.

>>54242334

Aw man, now I want a personal attack parrot too.

>>54242578
I think you mean Allahu Akbar

>>54246550

>gives half assed CPR to a guy having a seizure

If he didn't he needs to get friends with a medical background.

>>54242253
>far right

>>54242296
>Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today

>>54247022
Orc rape preventative measures.

>>54238620

Maybe it's just my brain's inability to handle such cosmic horror, but I can't help but think that was intentionally designed that way for some game/application. One handed play, maybe?

>>54242956
>>54246564
>>54243795
IIRC, it's from Alpha Dog. Movie about the murder of Nicholas Markowitz by Jesse James Hollywood.

Kung Fu nazi is going beast mode because he can't find his brother.

>>54238553
>cant think of anything else
Jaywalking...while holding hands

>>54248969
It's *all* the weird-ass Harry Potter smut. All of it..

>>54242615
I this from Gundam F91?

>>54240299
I kinda want to see how it plays out, but I`m betting on vanilla /u/

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>>54245375
Did you maybe want this one?

>>54242475
Palestinans hate towards Israels is about as rational as Captain Ahabs towards Moby Dick.

>>54242475
Just for reference, Merkavas like that one have a coax, right?

>>54251519
There was nothing vanilla about the /u/ that ensued.

>>54240353
She's not very smart, and doesn't really understand sex (more than she really wants it. A lot)

>>54242201
Kek

>>54242699
No, not everyone. Pirates did it and it was their job. They were defined by it, it's what being a pirate is. Stealing stuff by force at the sea. The rest is additional and you're still a pirate if you're not democratic, don't live in the caribbean and don't have a woodleck.

>>54242581
>MGQ part 2 ending.gif

>>54247876
Heh

>>54247754
Can't they just put a sleeve on it like normal guns? You can still stick your fingers through the rods, and they don't look rigid enough to support much manipulation.

>>54238574
Name it yourself.

>>54252371
>Can't they just put a sleeve on it like normal guns?
The machine gun barrel needs all passive cooling it can possibly get.

>>54246071
Capybara is a serial chiller, he can't help it

>>54242658
there's nothing to admire here, what you're looking at is the end result of an attempt to build a modern artillery piece with all the parts. Donated by Saudis if I remember correctly.

But the hadjis are too damn stupid to revbuild a modern mechanical device even with the instructions so that's the end result.

>>54242495
nice

>>54246421
I don't get it. What's the difference between a neck warmer and a scarf? Why does she look so shocked in the third panel?

>>54243027
>hold my beer

reddits the other way

>>54238901
Yes he do

>>54253405
Length. Because he is incredibly depressed and he inferred that it would be good to hang himself with.

>>54253793
the fuck?

>>54248314
The fuck does some monkey know about what a good bOH GOD NO GET IT OFF ASDFGASDGHADFHADFH

>>54254085
Clearly there was a point where they needed to stop, but they kept going.

>>54254085
that's a brakepad eroded down to the raw metal

>>54248314
I don't get it.

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>>54254094
>he used the m-word
shiggy diggy

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>>54254229
You. I like you.

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Man, I forgot I had this.

>>54254094

Ook.

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Alternatively:
>PCs' preferred method of part harvesting.png

>>54246078
How?

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>>54238553
in that order ?

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>always sunny in philadelphia theme plays

>>54254551
Ah, good 'ol no arms

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>trying to stop /tg/ from waifuing

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needs a name

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>>54241429
for some reason this one made me laugh so hard
I'm just picturing this invisible giant just standing there
And it makes no sense because he's invisible

>>54254551
you got me with the "gone with the blastwave" soldiers

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>>54254604
>I'm dead, dumbass
Yes, and? I mean, at least you HAD pulse at some point.

>>54240299
I know this, but I can't remember the name. It's the one where she keeps seducing people to pay her rent/get her out of trouble and she has no idea what she's doing, yeah?

>>54254919
Yuricam.
And she does have a certain idea of what she's doing. I mean, she has to. She's way too skilled to just stumble into the correct thing.

>>54242656
this is not /tg/ related.

>>54243810
>H-HE'S FAST

>>54253793
>jagathai had to pee.jpg

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>>54254252

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>>54248314

>>54255912
>implying those aren't Orks and not Orcs
>implying they aren't going to force the elf to pilot their Stompa

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>>54255989

>>54255989
>>54255954
I'm sure Terry is having a jolly old time in his afterlife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pQUKV9MuM

>>54254551
Holy fuck.
How badly do you want to die.

>>54254632
Costume_Bonus_to_Intimidate.png

>>54240445
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDE JEKYLL
JEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE
JEKYLL HYDE

>>54256100
holy fuck.
I thought I was the only one who remembered this.

>>54242690
Well that's darn tootin cool.

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>>54254551
Yeah, gonna need a template for this. For research purposes only, of course.

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>>54254684

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>>54256217
>>54254684

>>54251672
Not seeing one. But given the top of the pic is suspiciously cropped, I suspect the commander and his 12.7 are telling the idiot to get out of the way.

OT: Why did they stop mounting bow MGs on tanks after WWII?

>>54256311
Because a bow MG is a huge weakspot in the armour plate for virtually no benefit.

>>54241730
source?

>>54246078
>>54254343

Nevermind "how", WHY?

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>>54256311
I do not personally know, but I suspect that it might create an unnecessary structural weak point and that modern day targeting is accurate enough to reliably hit it.

>>54256357
For the glory of Kane, of course!

>>54246325
>underrated post

>>54256375
Wrong game entirely.

That's be for the glory of allan

>>54256353
Hitoribocchi.

>>54247628
Which one is the girl?

>>54252623
You do realize ventilated sleeves exist, right?

>>54256230
what the fuck

>>54256100
I don't get it
what are you referring to?

>>54256409
neither

>>54256448
I COULDN'T TAKE IT
JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT
WITH ONE SWIFT MOTION
I GRABBED MY POTION
A HA HA HA HAAA!!!

>>54256428
Anorexia.

>>54240445
Older than the cum bottles and filled condoms under OP's bed.

>>54256014
that's pretty good as far as videogame writing goes

>>54256467
got nothing but "They're coming to take me away HAHA"

>>54256471
jesus I didn't realise it could get that bad

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>>54256168
>so Zack pulled out his gun and shot at it

This is definitely in the realm of 'so bad, it's good'.

Reminds me of my creative writing class in high school. As an exercise once, we wrote two sentence horror stories. This big, dumb motherfucker from the wrestling team got up and recited his story. It was something along the lines of "I was out back playing catch with my brother, but then I realized he was my little brother who died in a miscarriage." The teacher said it gave him chills. It all still makes me giggle like a dumbass every time I think of it.

>>54246095
What's this about?

>>54256726
Nuggets

>>54256726
Moist Nuggets

>>54256500
Human body can take incredible abuse before actually dying, though this seems to be extreme case, long past the point of no return and permanent lifespan shortening damage.

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>>54256570
I like how it shows shortcuts aren't a guaranteed fail, but they're risky.

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It's time to stop.

>>54246421
Yes, unfortunately the joke didn't work but maybe next time.

>>54246875
Indeed.

>>54256466
Best in thread

>>54256585
What game?

>>54257653
This sort of shit is why I love you mad mob of cunts.