Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1601: Fully Automated Gay Space Communism

File: qABRzON_d.jpg (93KB, 596x800px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 596x800px

Where can I get a companion who will follow my every order without question, no matter how good or evil or lewd it may be?

>>54231211
Ricrod?

File: congratulations.gif (197KB, 838x450px) Image search: [Google]

197KB, 838x450px

Jumpers!
Did one of your Jumps have an confusing or unsatisfying ending? Or maybe not for you but for others in the setting?

File: 1499525411349.png (420KB, 518x634px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 518x634px

>>54231226
No. But I applaud his use of bunnies for revenge.

>>54231211
'A Custom NPC' from 'Overlord (The series)'.

>>54231211
Assistant from NineToFive, she has low self esteem so you can bully here into doing things

File: mothercrystal.jpg (371KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 1920x1080px

>>54231177
Is there a downside to putting my mind and soul into a massive crystal held within my inner world? I mean nothing can really reach it without my ok as far as I know so my body is basically just a meat puppet at this point.

>>54231450
Isn't your inner world part of your soul?

>>54231450
How do you make sure that the Crystal is polished?
Will you hire attendants to polish you?

>>54226034
I imagine the drug in setting would take the form of a pill or consumable liquid, maybe an injection at a stretch. The setting really dosn't seem to have the tech to make proper hyperdermic needles, but there are ways around that, like Sea Urchin spines if you are really careful. Although I haven't heard much good about their reliability.
If you wanted to aerosolize it, I suppose there's no reason to stop you, just remmeber however that for it to work a person has to consume a full dose. Given how aerosolizing, unless it is sprayed right in a person's face, is going to have a lot of the cheimcial going somewhere else, you may need to aerosolize multiple doses in order to have sufficent concentration in the cloud to effect even one person.
If you have anymore questions, please, send them my way and I'll help as much as I can.

>>54227151
>Not my problem.
Heh, heh. This is going to be a great jump, Red. Thanks.
CP Vampires are the best jumps.

File: SavesLives.jpg (56KB, 640x479px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 640x479px

How do you jumpers deal with mommies and aunts from backgrounds besides drop-in?

File: Gywn_using_sunlight_spear.jpg (132KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1280x720px

Have you ever earned godhood with something other than CP?

>>54231474
Well you can go to your inner world from infernals, I have been building up a biggass compressed crystal of chi/ki/mana/spirit energy for a couple thousand years now in there so I was thinking of moving my vitals into it.

>>54231476
Magic. Alternately my cabbits.

>>54231506
Why bother asking, isn't it obvious? I lewd them.

>>54231506
I dont have them.

I kinda wish I did now.

>>54231450
>I'd there a downside to putting your soul inside of your soul
Seems kinda like dividing by zero.

>>54231510
Technically the high-powered Xianxia settings let you do that. All the CP purchases help you and make it possible/easier to achieve but don't actually give you the power itself, you still need to work hard on it. Maybe that's why I like the genre so much, come to think of it.

>>54231537
Seemed more like sealing it off to be unreachable to most people to me, then again you could be right.

>>54231513
I know what it's from. I'm saying that moving your soul into your soul makes no sense.

>>54231545
Pretty sure that won't make your soul any more unreachable then it already is.

Also keep in mind that turning yourself inside out might be a possibility and that's what happened to Malfeas.

>>54231211
There are several options for this in Death Note, Overlord (both the series and the games), one of the Fire Emblem jumps, Boku no Hero Academia, Overwatch, Batman: the Animated series, Code Geass.

There are several more out there, but I can't remember them right now.

>>54231474
Technically is inside of your soul. So it's fun toying with the idea of using perks like the one in Soul Eater to put your soul inside a structure inside the of it. You know, hiding your soul inside of your soul.

>>54231450
Make sure to hide the whole thing inside a duck's egg inside a hare inside a chest under an oak on an island in the middle of the ocean.

>>54231566
You're saying it like it is a bad thing on itself. Also, Malfeas world-body is not the same as having an Inner World.

File: jc3.png (157KB, 322x504px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 322x504px

>>54231228
>Me

Demon's Souls! I didn't really know how to deal with the big lug at the bottom of the world permanently, nor what to do about Allant. So in the end I just put some enchanted yellow tape around it's lair, and built a song tower in there with a looped recording of the Maiden's lullaby to keep it sleepy. As for Allant, he kept breaking out of all the dungeons I locked him in so in a panic I just locked him in a closet somewhere. Someone, somewhen, is going to come home looking for a spare pare of underwear only to find an XL-sized mad king.

All because I hadn't put my affairs in order properly, before skipping town with Yuria.

>everyone else

To this day, the inhabitents of Van Helsing!Transylvania have yet to solve the curious plague of spontaneous horse explosion that occured when I was challenging Dracula to a medieval drag race.

>>54231450
>>54231513
I reckon you should do it the other way around-why not reforge the big crystal into a massive divine construct like the Maidens' barque, or sorcerously hook it up Realm Defence Grid-style to your inner world?

You could have a shiny crystal moon sailing the skies of your soul! Very ergonomic interior design. Oh, and probably retain most of it's functions of course.

>>54231510
Um, a bunch of times? You may have to be more specific.

>>54231506
The same way I deal with fathers and uncles: They generally don't get involved in my true calling, so I'm content to play the dutiful, inexplicably successful but otherwise totally normal son until it's time to say goodbye. While forging wonders in the space between spaces or performing grand experiments on society itself-and skipping school. I'm not as proud as I used to be of being so distant, but I just know they'd never understand me.

It's when my mother/aunt is someone like Jubileus/Gaia (the Elder Goddess, NOT the traitor) that I make a genuine effort to balance family activities and my career.

>>54231580
>like it is a bad thing

It is though, it cripples the shit out of Malfeas

Ok lets try that again

was the phyrexia jump ever finished?

>>54231717
Nope

>>54231211
Stheno and Euryale are kinda cunts, to be honest.

Lancer Medusa is the only good purple loli.

>>54231506
Depends who they are. I've never really seen a background in a jump that gives you an interesting parent or anything, so you normally have to assume they're just random regulars.

>>54231646
>massive divine construct like the Maidens' barque


What is that?

Also I have a tenchi muyo tree goddess sitting in there with the power to draw on the bigass crystal already. She is in charge of keeping cabbits safe.

>>54231566
Inside out soul with body on the inside sounds neat but... not comfortable.

>>54231567
I already have the perk from eva that makes yojr body your soul, so going into my inner world is already putting a soul inside my soul. shenanigans!

>>54231934
So, if your soul is your body... Wouldn't putting your soul into a massive crystal imprison you in there?

>>54231916
It's one of the ships the Incarnae pilot around Creation's sky. Luna's is the moon, and the Sun's is...the sun.

File: Riastrad.jpg (37KB, 480x336px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 480x336px

What other myth based jumps exist besides King Arthur, Journey to the West, Greek Myth, and Viking Saga stuck to the original?

>>54231513
>Magic. Alternately my cabbits.

what they be?

>>54231526
>I dont have them.
>I kinda wish I did now.
so is it mostly drop-ins for you?

>>54231646
>It's when my mother/aunt is someone like Jubileus/Gaia (the Elder Goddess, NOT the traitor) that I make a genuine effort to balance family activities and my career.
interesting

>>54231510
>Have you ever earned godhood with something other than CP?
Would join the font and fountain way in Star Wars count?

>>54231211
Maid from Tomb Raider, Ghoul from VtMB.

>>54231959
I did not think of it like that. I guess just eating it would be better then.

>>54231976
That sounds kind of cool too.

So did that new star wars jump drop yet? I remember the maker saying they were going to post the bane stuff but I never saw it afterwards.

>>54231548
Not him but what is it from?

>>54231211
Lunar Akuma from Infernals, or the Deranged Fan from Batman TAS?

>>54227151
>Possibly?
M'kay. Cool.

>Sharp as normal, you'd need to crank it afterwards.
>The latter.
>GOOD.
DAMN YOU, RED. my poor cp budget...

>>54232263
I think he said he'd post it yesterday? But no, it didn't drop yet.

File: Ryo-ohki3_forms.jpg (72KB, 560x702px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 560x702px

>>54232031
>what they be?
Cabbits are a race of creatures from tenchi muyo, they can be catrabbits or they can take humanoid form. They also may or may not be able to turn into massive tenchi muyo warships.

>>54232312
She can also turn into a mecha.

>>54231211
Terminator, you get a terminator programmed to follow your orders

>>54232312
I know exactly what to do in Tenchi Muyou now.

>>54232312
>Cabbits are a race of creatures from tenchi muyo, they can be catrabbits or they can take humanoid form. They also may or may not be able to turn into massive tenchi muyo warships.

thanks of the info

>>54231649
Malfeas was crippled by the surrendering oaths and soul-killing. Living inside the soul body is not a bad thing. Being incapable of leaving it and losing the soul that represented his power was.

>>54231934

File: lazy_dragon_by_chevsy-d75glqv.jpg (134KB, 900x824px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 900x824px

Was there a charm that let you turn into a dragon while being a dragon-blooded like the Shintais that the Infernals have?

>>54232263
It's very, almost done. I just need one more item: The 600 CP one for the Army of Light origin.

File: Undead_army_by_Obrotowy.jpg (118KB, 1280x854px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1280x854px

How does your jumper wages war?

>>54232655
Some kind of ultimate, proto-typical Lightsaber Crystal? Perhaps something that can literally slice someones negative emotions away, and thus severing what connects them to the Dark Side? I would like to give a more canonical suggestion, but I only read the first book of the Bane Trilogy years ago, so I am at a loss.

File: 1498003540056.jpg (677KB, 2031x2652px) Image search: [Google]

677KB, 2031x2652px

Tell me about a time you lost control of your powers and caused humorous shenanigans.

>>54232647
Nope. Dragon-Blooded are also based on eastern-style dragons, not western ones like your pic.

>>54232684
With ludicrous amounts of dakka. And armies of robots led by demons.

Occasionally super-Tyranids, now that I have those.

>>54232702
Humor is relative, I guess.

>>54232684
Usually alone, making use of either magic or my superior physical capabilities to cut through my enemies. Or, if I'm in a more modern setting, I use a network of mercenaries, spies, politicians, and businesses to wreak havoc

>>54232702
The Marvel drawback made things difficult, to say the least. Less funny and more "oh my god, I'm sorry. Jesus, your leg, holy shit, oh my god, I can fix this I can fix this hold on... and they're dead. Shit"

File: 1390858965880.jpg (245KB, 1300x731px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 1300x731px

>>54232684
Space magic, time magic and lots of clairvoyance to do precision strikes far away from the enemy's range before they can organize themselves.

War is not fun.

>>54232684
Uplifted local populace. Bestowable abilities/tech ftw.

>>54232655
Light side version of the ticks that heal/purify stuff instead of eating?

>>54232655
A growing lightsaber crystal geode garden so we can have a bunch of lightsaber crystals to make more sabers with to give to others. Random colors.

Or maybe a school to teach others the force?

File: PerfectChaos.jpg (94KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1280x720px

So who is the nicest chaos god anyway? Yes I realize nice and chaos god shouldn't be in the same sentence.

>>54232685
I've already got a great purification item in an enhanced version of the Room of a Thousand Fountains.

>>54232896
The first is a nice one, the Korriban academy is already offered as a school that enhanced supernatural learning.

>>54232911
Nurgle, hands down.

>>54232911
Nurgle, probably?
They do call him Papa Nurgle.
You never hear about Papa Khorne.
Or Papa Tzeentch.
Or Papa Slaanesh.
Or Mama Slaanesh.
Okay you might hear about Mama Slaanesh, but that's a totally different thing.

>>54232911
Nurgle loves everyone.

>>54232911
Nurgle.

Khorne is esaily the second nicest, though. He used to have an honor code about not fighting civilians or the helpless, but later editions retconned that to prioritising worthier opponents for quality of bloodshed.

File: Elemental_crystals.gif (18KB, 475x475px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 475x475px

So what happens if I use something in place of a lightsaber crystal that is not just a normal crystal? What if I used like elemental crystals from final fantasy, they seem to come in all sizes and have weird magic effects.

>>54232911
Nurgle's hands down, but his gifts aren't exactly positive. The easiest to turn their gifts towards benevolent goals is probably Tzeentch since he doesn't particularly care what you do with your knowledge and daemon magic because it's ALL PART OF HIS KEIKAKU. And then Khorne because he's fine so long as you're slaughtering worthy opponents. Doesn't really matter who they are, so you could kill those who deserve it.

>>54232684
A small army of ninjas and Saiyans, supplemented by the undead hordes of people I've killed in the past.

>>54232970
That... is an excellent question, and one I'd also like to have the answer to (although the fact that by completing two SW jumps you can become a Force Conduit and create your own lead me to believe that it wouldn't work).

File: Chaos_bloodletter.jpg (1MB, 1921x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1921x1080px

>>54232911
Eh, it depends on your style, really. And who do you want them to be nice to.

Papa Nurgle will probably be the one to cares the most for you, He will turn you into an immortal daemon no matter what, after all. Even if you lose your mind, and you become immune to all kinds of disease because you have them all and are the carrier of some super-magical ones and immune to pain because most of your organs have been rot and your body only functions due to Warp magic.

But the other gods can also be 'nice' to their followers and champions. Slaanesh is pain as much as he/she is pleasure. Khorne will give you cool stuff and will provide battlefields for you to drown in enemies, and he can recognize a good fighter.

And Tzeentch is nice until he stabs you in the back, and then does it again. And again. And again. But until your moment to get fucked comes, he gives a great deal of things and protection.

Also, both Khorne and Slaanesh have created unkilleable champions without them becoming daemon princes, if they like you enough. So, basically of them can be kind of nice in a pretty twisted way to their followers.

They just give you what is in their nature. Coming to a god of murder and knives to the face expecting to been given friendly hugs and basked of fruits is not what people would usually expect. Bone-crushing hugs that break through armor and basket of grenades on the other hand is more likely to happen.

>>54232994
The only concept of 'deserving' than Khorne can understand is someone capable of holding a weapon. So, his followers won't kill the weak and sick, but just because it's not worth their time. They probably will have the cultist slaving them anyway.

>>54232970
I guess whatever happens when you put a laser through that crystals. Maybe nothing, maybe you get a magical beam of light or maybe the crystal explodes.

>>54232970
So what are the opposing elements here? Does Lightning oppose Ice? What's the logic there?

>>54233345
Precision and Definition is way too strong when it applies to every supernatural power you have. That sort of thing should be 600. If it's just Force stuff then it could work as a 200.

>>54233415
Actually, I'd say even with just Force powers, that'd be better then the 400 perk for that origin.

>>54233427
>>54233345
Make it 400 and only effect psychic powers

>>54233442
Make it 4 and only effect shitposting.

>>54233345
>Slave
>They do not technically count as a companion, but can be imported free of charge into future Jumps
Fairly sure you just mean they can still hang around even if they're not taking up a companion slot but even still, you probably want to reword this free import thing.

Also why does the Canon Character option give them CP to spend? That doesn't really make any sense, especially since it results in Canon Characters with loads of stuff that makes no sense for them to have.

>>54233415
>>54233427
>>54233442
Will do something along these lines

>>54233539
Huh... I'm not entirely sure why... I was probably tired or sloshed when I typed it up.

>>54233465
I'm tempted to

>>54233345
Also, a lot of the capstone boosters read as being insanely overpowered. Some reduce the efforts of enemies against you to miniscule fractions (Planet wide invasions reduced to a couple of miles) or make foes that are normally way stronger then you only be a tiny bit beyond you.

A lot of them make no sense either, like the one that retroactively alters the past to help you.

I think you need to relook at the capstone boosters and make sure they're more balanced with each other and fit better, since right now they feel a bit shoved in and some are way better than others.

File: ElementRelations.jpg (106KB, 468x395px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 468x395px

>>54233261

>>54233345
Agreeing with >>54233579 .
Most of the boosted capstones feel overly meta and out of place.

>>54233579
>>54233605
I agree with them too, I'll rework them.

What happened to that Guyver jump someone claimed?

Sorry about deleting it, the current feedback has helped a lot. I'm going to do some major revisions as I'm a little embarrassed with it as it stands desu

File: Prime_Elements_Chart_FFXI_Art.png (2MB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1000x1000px

>>54233261
Fire melts ice, ice stops wind, wind cuts earth, earth grounds lightning, lightning shovks water, water puts out fire.

Light and dark are mutually opposed.

>>54233657
No worries. You do you FUAnon.

>>54233657
You know that archives exist, right?

>>54233563
>Huh... I'm not entirely sure why... I was probably tired or sloshed when I typed it up.

I think you meant to make them a follower instead anon, as a follower does simmilar things

>>54233673
I do, yes. But this makes me feel better. Like what vodka can do to short term memory

>>54233657
Is there a limit on the scale of Writ of Unification? Could I use it to unite, say, the Imperium with the Eldar? Or would the Eldar be too disparate because of their various craftworlds?

>>54233699
>>54233657

Did you see my post here? >>54233674

>>54233650
Hi, that was me. I've still got to clear my plate before I can meaningfully start on it, but I have already begun prelimiary planning for it.

>>54233736
I'll limit one side to planetary sized organisations. You might be able to get a single Eldar planet and the Imperium to officially unify.

>>54233736
>unite, say, the Imperium with the Eldar
Well funny thing. Someone just tried to do that, thanks to them the eldar royally fucked over humanity in a bigly way.

>>54233746
I did yes, the part about me being sloshed had to do with the 600 CP for Canonical characters.

>>54233763
Alright cool, just afraid that it was an anon who claimed it and ran off. Good luck getting the rest finished.

File: the_hermitage_court_chamber_cat_2014_revised_by_eldarzakirov-d7b7l6r.jpg (73KB, 600x795px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 600x795px

And where traveler do you hail from?
What kingdom are you from?

>>54233767
How?

File: Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch.pdf (1MB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1x1px

One last check to see if everything's all right, and if there's nothing else people have for me to change, I'll get the new version of Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch onto the drive later today.

>Thread title

Fuck yeah!

>>54234004
But where is the LUXURY?

>>54231177
>Fully Automated Gay Space Communism
is what I institute in every jump, babyy

File: Birb botes.jpg (261KB, 850x1200px) Image search: [Google]

261KB, 850x1200px

what did you do in Kantai collection /jc/?

>>54234054
Fought the evil ships my own damn self because I'm not having little girls do it.

>>54234054
>that art style
Pavlov's boner strikes again.

File: Shipfu on the left daugtheru on the right.jpg (193KB, 1211x600px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1211x600px

>>54234054

Imported my shipfu and daughteru and fought the good fight, whiles mostly staying treating it like a vacation

>>54232911
The one whose picture you showed, obviously. I'll take the Sonic version of Chaos over the Warhammer ones any day of the week.

File: 768679.jpg (53KB, 377x480px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 377x480px

>Just realized that the reason everyone says the Minish are extinct in BOTW is because you can't find rupees and ammo in the grass anymore, when the games explained that's something Minish did to help big people.

>>54234054
I took a hard hit to the noggin right when I dropped in (fucking THANK YOU Monitor) and as a result, I was one-hundred and ten percent convinced that no, I was not merely a human Admiral, but I was, in fact, the re-incarnation (incarnation?) of the USS Montana (you know, the one that never actually existed)
My fleet was not happy to constantly be having to pull my skin out of the fire

File: kancollfps.png (635KB, 1024x598px) Image search: [Google]

635KB, 1024x598px

>>54234054
Ships, command, modify ships, way too much paperwork, fudging the ledgers and dipping into less than legal channels for resources, forcing ships to undergo jumper training, dealing with unavoidable repercussions of having them highly trained such as Christmas "surprises" as image, back and forth banter with most of the base that I interacted with, blackmailed superiors or made evidence go away to keep my position, scare the locals in new and creative ways, trolled ships due to boredom, feign inability to understand Japanese whenever it would be comical, change the appearance of my office on a whim every time someone entered be it of that world or not of it, Shanghai snooping reporters who suddenly got promoted to war photography, introduced ships to modern movies/culture, shit posted on 2chan to mess with fans of ships or conspiracy nuts, plan all press conferences on days the base gets attacked so I can get out of them and postpone them indefinitely, be obnoxiously American and spend time with the American ships, complain about the base food and make my own before caving and making food for the ships as well. Not the others though, someone has to eat the base food.

>>54234222
I prefer to think it's less that they're extinct and more that they went back to their home world.

>>54234284
"I have to go now. My planet needs me."
t. Minish, probably

Who had the claim on the Exalted - Abyssals Jump? Now that we have Solars, I really want to complete that trio of Solaroid Jumps.

>>54234338
Abyssal Anon has claimed it, but he hasn't really brought results or said anything about it

Anyway to permanently absorb the Gilgamesh card in Fate Kaleid?

>>54234491
Maybe some sort of ritual for that sort of thing combined with this power is jumpers from marvel magic?

>>54234284
But they're native to hyrule

>>54234054
Messing with the japs with my pimped-out carriers (Ronald Reagan from PROTOTYPE, IN-04 from MCU, can't remember the name from Titanfall). Kido Butai feels a bit impotent when an 800kton Nimitz is chucking proper bombers off the deck.

>>54234624
They are not, they come from the spirit world. Well, a spirit world, at least.

>>54231211
Mob has the goon companion
>>54232684
Good 'ol armies of genetically modified superhumans. Pitting would be allies against each other to make less work for myself, followed by steamrolling the other side.
Then i have meta-nids (nids minus a hivemind and chemically controlled for before nids came out) clean up the mess.

>>54231506
Sometimes they have interesting advice. Other times they're not really sure what they created.

>>54232684
War? Why wage war when you can become a force of nature and destroy your enemies that way? War means armies, casualties, long-lasting devastation.

>>54234763
>become a force of nature and destroy your enemies that way
what do you mean?

File: storm[1].jpg (40KB, 892x669px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 892x669px

>>54234771

>>54234491
The Power is Jumper's from Marvel Magic

>>54234054
I'm going to take a fleet of failures and fossils and win with them. Just not sure how.

How do I get the iceberg carrier?

File: largescaleto[1].jpg (33KB, 945x500px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 945x500px

>>54234771
>>54234791

File: storm-tsunami[1].jpg (135KB, 1024x521px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 1024x521px

>>54234819
>>54234771

>>54234816
build her yourself and then import.

>>54234763
But forces of nature cause a lot of collateral damage too?

>>54232684
Scan the world with precog and telepathy, then locate the leaders before hopping in for a decapitation strike

>>54234791
>>54234819
>>54234836
I guess it's time to wage a war against mother nature

File: A Brother's Price WIP0.4.pdf (530KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1x1px

Okay, here's the next update for A Brother's Price.
I'm going to be really busy this week, so it may be next weekend before another update comes along, still any feedback would be really appreciated.
It doesn't help that most of what I have left to work on is fluff and explanatory notes that will take some time to type up. As well as fact checking from rereading the book.
Still, getting there.

Changelog 9/7/17
Polished up Ages section
Companion section filled on
Added more general perks - A perk to make it easier to genuinely love multiple people with equal intensity and manage the relationship and another for being able to be part of harem comfortably
Tweaked the Drawback Section
Clarified 400CP Beauty perk a la – “I do however feel like the 400 beauty upgrade could be reworded a bit. While I know whats its based on, I feel other anons might take it the wrong way.” Feedback from anon.

>>54233657
Adding to>>54233579
keep in mind that Sith'ari is 500 cp undiscounted, and it's base effect is kind of a double edged sword. As much as some of the capstones seem meta or overpowered, boosts like Art of War barely seem like an improvement over the base effect, and certainly not one worth 500 cp.

>>54235342
>>54233657
*Capstone boosts seem meta or overpowered.

File: IMG_1378.gif (915KB, 1279x720px) Image search: [Google]

915KB, 1279x720px

>>54235273
Is it jumpable?

>>54235273
Can we Jump it?

How hard would it be to convince Mercy to be a companion?

>>54235548
With the right dick, not hard.

Otherwise, just tell her that she can end a shitload of suffering, that'll work. Bitches hate suffering

>>54232946
You'll definitely hear about daddy Slaanesh.

>>54231226
>Ricrod?

What do you want anon ?

>>54235273
I bet everyone in this setting smells awful.

>>54233345
Can we buy multiple Slaves? I don't want 50cp left over...

>>54235273
Whats the tech level?

>>54235461
>>54235535
I suppose there's nothing stopping you from jumping it at this point. Most of what's left is fluff and maybe some price changes from feedback.
If you are okay with taking a small risk that you may need to change your build then it should be fine to jump.
I'll label the next version as explicitly jumpable.
I hope you enjoy it, anons. And if you notice anything noteworthy, a mistake or a suggestion perhaps, please let me know.

>>54235702
Not especially. There will be places where it stinks of course, but only where you'd expect it to.
The capital isn't like King's Landing from Asoiaf at least.

>>54235720
Early steam revolution, limited to steamboats. Breach loading cast Iron cannons are cutting edge military technology.
Transportation is limited to bteamboats, walking and horses and cart/carriage.

I try and make the tech level a bit clearer in the notes.

>>54235720
From what I can piece together, tech level is about Civil War era tech. So late 19th century (1860s).

>>54235809
>bteamboats,
Steamboats.
Sorry.

>>54235818
Pretty much. Yeah.

File: IMG_1227.jpg (310KB, 1101x942px) Image search: [Google]

310KB, 1101x942px

Jumpers, tell us about your Partner Digimon(s).

>>54235809
So an armed uprising would work very well here with a few guns, eh?

>>54235849
You know, that's the one companion I forgot to fluff out.

>>54235836
Reading the setting, I feel like importing my Imperial Guarsdmen Platoon. As a "single companion" it could be brought in as all men. And while "flashlights and t-shirts" isn't the greatest loadout for the Grimdark future... this isn't that future.

You are nearly finished in a world and the protagonists somehow learnt that you could have completely circumvented the entire crisis and finished resolving everyone's problems easily, yet you didn't.
How do they react?

>>54235849
My Palmon Partner from Cyber Sleuth is a pretty severe individual. She often plays the Bad Cop to my Good Cop. She also has a pretty deep sense of narcissism, caring for little besides aesthetic beauty and appeal. To her, dealing with the criminals and scum of society is a duty not to the Innocent, but to the Universe itself. With time, I was able to convince her of the validity of spiritual and mental beauty. She sometimes grumbles when I tell her to perform jobs to protect or defend things that are physically ugly or filthy, but she is fairly perceptive, and usually comes to understand which parts of what she's protecting are beautiful.

>>54236030
I was busy fixing other crises and solving other problems, so that shouldn't happen.

File: IMG_1506.jpg (106KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 960x540px

>>54235959
A single lasgun probably could tear through a regiment of women here. They don't seem to wear armor, and even if they did lasguns are only ineffective against stuff like carapace armor and above. Which is way above the tech level given.

T-shirts will give good resistance to the bullets being fired here. Probably won't stand up too much to a bayonet.

>>54235867
There are rifles and muskets and similar firearms in setting, but if you are thinking about automatic and semi-automatic weapons, then probably.
I wouldn't underestimate them though, there is a secretive faction called the Sisterhood of the Night, that aren't very well-developed in the story, that are basically stealth specialists. If your only advantage is armaments then you'll want them well guarded.

>>54235959
I'm not that familiar with the jump you are getting them from, but if you want them to remain male, you'll want to import them as a Husband or as a Mentor, otherwise they'll all have to become female.

>>54236076
>T-shirts will give good resistance to the bullets being fired here
Slight exaggeration there, but on the whole, yeah.

>>54236030
That wouldn't happen, because I'm not the sort of person that treats peoples'lives like cheap entertainment. I'm also not quite Mary Sue enough to interact with the protagonists very often.

>>54236095
>otherwise they'll all have to become female.
Why?

>>54232970
If you're really lucky, nothing. If you're really unlucky a high energy explosion in the palms of your hands when you power it on.

There's probably a way to incorporate the elemental crystals into a lightsaber to enhance it, but replacing the lightsaber crystal would NOT be it.

If you've ever played either of the KotOR games you should know they have a Color Crystal and two slots for optional empowering crystals. Official designs I've seen haven't had these two extra slots, but that's probably the idea you'd need to follow for it to work. Use a Force-sensitive color crystal and whatever two other crystals you want for empowerment.

Even then I'd say your more likely to get whatever the results of shooting the crystal with a laser are, but at least there'd be something of a chance of success.

>>54236107
Because the import option for Family is for women only. If you want men to take it, then they can gender switch to female for free for the jump.

>>54236107
I think he means "if you import them at all". Probably because the other origins require you to be a female.

>>54236030
Oh you!

any claims on making a Saga Frontier jump...if not I claim it

>>54236030
They get to know that I will be departing soon, and I explain to them that if I just solved all their problems for them, there would be no opportunity for growth. If I did it all for them, then they would be helpless for what comes next.

or, if it's my alt-chain, they get reminded that I offered to do exactly that, it is not my fault they balked at my price.

>>54236130
>Probably because the other origins require you to be a female.
Hmm? None of the Backgrounds require you to be female. You can just as easily take them while being a man.
And if you are meaning the import options, then there are two that allow you to import a man as a man - Husband and Mentor. And all the companion options can be purchased by a man or a women, it's just that some are free for certain genders or (non-)dropins.

>>54236166
go for it

File: 1472488330202.png (140KB, 1854x671px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 1854x671px

So which setting has the most advanced technology in the chain? I'm aware about Tenchi shit, please don't mention that.

>>54236095
>import them
I don't think they're being imported. They're just brought in from the last jump as a normal companion.

>>54236288
Okay then. No problem in that case.

>>54232684
"Zergs, consume."

File: under your bed.jpg (147KB, 730x474px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 730x474px

Jumpers, how did your servant act around you during the holy grail war?

Howdy /JC!

>>54234284
>>54234336
>>54234624
>>54234641
The Picori did in fact come from the Minish World, a world that can only be accessed via the Minish Door in the Elemental Sanctuary of Hyrule Castle.

File: ocean.gif (3MB, 482x200px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 482x200px

>>54236030
If I'd intervened early, I might have thrown the plot into a worse direction than they could handle. I had to use my knowledge to spring a trap towards the end, or risk creating an even greater crisis.

Surely they'll understand.

>>54236095
>I'm not that familiar with the jump you are getting them from
They're from the Warhammer 40K Imperium jump.

>T-shirts will give good resistance to the bullets being fired here
>Slight exaggeration there, but on the whole, yeah.
The Imperial Guard wear armor that, while not great at it, are still able to mitigate a bit of damage from a bolter - which fires rounds that explode after penetration, and which were designed to penetrate carapace armors and power armors similar to those worn by the Space Marines.

Their gear gets referred to as "flashlights and a t-shirt" because lasguns are among the weakest weapons, and their flak armor is likewise among the weakest armors. They are woefully underequipped for 40K's infantry...But they're still using equipment of the 41st Millenium.

>>54236432
Before or after she betrayed me?

>>54236478
>Their gear gets referred to as "flashlights and a t-shirt" because lasguns are among the weakest weapons, and their flak armor is likewise among the weakest armors.
Oh, I see. I've never heard that before. Thanks, anon.

File: The Magpies.jpg (83KB, 700x367px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 700x367px

>>54236478
If I'm honest 40k guard (depending on the regiment) would slaughter a lot of other universe's armies. So long as it's close to a human standard that is (not having them fight shit like space marines).

Also what would be a fun chapter to be a Tech-marine/ Psyker with? I'm planning on going space marine with a technomancy discipline and getting the perk that makes machines love me.

>>54236497
Ouch. Mind yourself on all that edge, brah.

>>54236497
>>54236527
who betrayed?

>>54236515
Bloody Magpies

File: tardis__tt_capsule__type_40_mark_iii_cover_page_by_time_lord_rassilon-d7c7i0f.png (2MB, 1600x907px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x907px

>>54236266
SupCom has probably the highest tech level for pure logistics
Rick and Morty if you take Rick perks you could conceivably recreate a Microverse which is ridiculous
Doctor Who is pretty high up there but the jump says you can't recreate Time Lord tech or outwit The Doctor which is bullshit

>>54236266
Probably Marvel or DC when you consider things like Galactus, the Motherbox, and other stuff

>>54236432
Same as she did before Fate. Yay imports.

Hey /JC/ what jumps give resistance, if not immunity to drugs and radiation ?

File: LXb3VT5.jpg (83KB, 900x1050px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 900x1050px

>>54236564
I was thinking about most of those. Any yea the Doctor Who thing is kinda retarded.

>>54236568
I thought Galactus was the result of a universal imbalance? I mean the Celestials would be good, they left a lot of shit on Earth. I mean a lot, there is a sleeping Celestial beside the golden gate bridge. Motherbox would need access to the bleed though, wouldn't it?

Any opinions on how good the tech made by the Precursors from Halo would be? Or even the War in Heaven version of pic related?

>>54236515
Iron Hands. They believe flesh is weak, so they opt to replace their flesh with cybernetics. They bro it up with AdMech so much that they're probably just another extension of AdMech.

They have Psykers (Librarians) so they're not completely against Psykers. However that stuff comes second to tech stuff. Technomancers would get a lot of mileage out of Iron Hands.

Has anyone claimed Ars Magica? If not, I'm taking it.

>>54236589
Arrowverse has a Power based on Firestorm that makes you immune to radiation. Just off the top of my head.

>>54236687
Not that I'm aware of.

And fuck yes, nigga. Looking forward to it.

>>54236515
The Imperial Guard are still devastatingly dangerous, even with their relatively weak individual infantry.

Their strength is in their "cog in the machine" training, mass numbers, and armored divisions.

As for Tech marine... I'd go with Iron Hands.

>>54236547
Appropriately enough, Medea.
She didn't take my "You were betrayed long before this iteration of the war was even imagined," speech well.

File: Big E.jpg (88KB, 400x518px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 400x518px

>>54236671
How much mileage we talking bout here? Considering I'd have

>Cyberdidact 600CP (Discount Techpriest): The Priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus claim to commune with Machine Spirits, in truth this ability is unique to you. With a simple touch you may communicate with any technology containing a machine spirit as if it was a fully sapient being. In fact, should you keep in sustained contact you can choose to uplift the machine spirit inside, expanding its potential until it reaches true sapience. The personality of this newly created AI is based on its prior behavior, but it will be far more capable of resisting outside influence (unless you’re the one doing the corrupting). Post-jump this will work on any electronics not already housing an AI.

Would I become the next incarnation of the machine god? I also don't plan on using out of jump or context powers/items etc unless I need it to survive.

>>54236617
Galactus has access to technology on par with, if not greater than the Celestials (at least depending on the author). Motherbox, I've got no clue. The Precursors are essentially an uncorrupted version of the flood and were capable of some serious shit, consider the Forerunners could make interplanetary bridges and they considered the Precursors to be well beyond that. However, if you're looking for the literally most advanced technology in the chain then they aren't it, but they are up there.

>>54236730
I'm not looking for an "I win" piece of tech by the way. I am literally just curious what the most advanced thing in the entire chain is, without it being made by a jumper. Also most of Galactus' shit is literally just plot items. I mean he did kill a celestial before, but then got his shit punched in by two more moments later.

>>54236478
>Warhammer 40K Imperium jump
Would you mind posting it? I can't find it on the drive for the life of me.

File: e30a71096f1578fb81a62aacbd5601be.png (173KB, 500x284px) Image search: [Google]

173KB, 500x284px

This jumpchain business is pretty awesome.

File: unhealthy.png (544KB, 720x480px) Image search: [Google]

544KB, 720x480px

>>54236798

File: 40k Imperium Jump.pdf (363KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 1x1px

>>54236783
It's in its own folder in the 40k folder of the Unimaged part of the drive.

Here.

>>54236783
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDZDF1V2VtNFdBU28?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc

>>54236808
Fuck you, Marche, you're a child and know nothing of the real world. You grow up, get a job, pay bills, try to afford a car and a house and a family, and you get back to me about that escapism.

>>54236783
Folders>Warhammer 40k>The Imperium.

>>54236719
I think with Cyberdiadect you would be considered a Living Saint to AdMech, although I wouldn't go around upgrading machine spirits into full blown AI.

File: unhealthy.jpg (69KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 960x720px

>>54236820

>>54236798
I disagree

>>54236778
>not looking for an "I win"
Maybe the necrons then? They seem to be able to manipulate all the basic energies and concepts of reality. Gravity, magnetism, strong and weak force, Time/space. All sorts of stuff.

>>54236844
You have been waiting for a long time to post that, haven't you.

>>54236815
>>54236814
>>54236824
Thank you.

>>54236783
It's on the drive under "jumps needing image work"/"jumps with folders"/"Warhammer 40000"/"The Imperium"

>>54236858
Only like two months. And I got it from here originally, anyway.

>>54236808
Marche was right, if only because the Li-Grim fucked over a ton of people by turning them into monsters.

>>54236778
The problem is is that once you get high enough the tech does just turn into plot items, as reality warping using tech isn't unheard of.

Besides stuff like that there's places like Blame with the Megastructure, which encompasses a good bit of the solar system and has rooms the size of Jupiter. 40k has a multitude of stuff like advanced power armor and weapons, the Necrons, and Craftworlds. Dragon Ball Z has the androids and the Big Gete Star, although those probably rely on ki. There's a ton of shit, really, and it's difficult to pick which ones are the most advanced especially considering tech levels aren't consistent with each other.

File: 0929069fff2842e38487b24c5395c22a36b3dee7.jpg (728KB, 849x1200px) Image search: [Google]

728KB, 849x1200px

>>54236432
I had Tamamo who promptly Waifued me like my name was Worm. She wasn't happy I had other wives and it took several perks, luck and a few minor miracles to prevent all hell from breaking loose.
Eventually I managed to break through her insecurities and convince her I wouldn't abandon her to get her to accept the others. It didn't hurt that she was warming up to the idea of being part of (or rather having) a harem.

>>54236778
Hm, then the stuff in GUNNM is pretty cool. Most obviously the Imaginos nanites stuff, but other things too.

Blame! is apparently good, but I haven't bothered looking at it.

Dahak Chronicles has ludicrously huge ships and stuff.

Symbiotes from Symbiotes also have the potential to be pretty damn bullshit, even without the whole merge-to-become-god thing.


...I still want a Culture jump too.

>>54235273
>John Thomson
>rumpy-pumpy
Are these actual in-setting terms? If not, why are they here?

>>54233911
Since there were no objections, I posted the updated version of Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch on the jump drive. If there's anything that still needs to be fixed, please let me know as soon as possible.

>>54236916
Actually, I just looked it up and the only people we know that were turned into monsters were the three bullies from the snowball fight; that being said, even if they are little shits they don't really deserve to be turned into zombies.

>>54236589
Fear and loathing for drug related stuff.
DC jump has the perk for rads thar comes to mind.

>>54237100
>Fear and loathing
You mean Gonzo Journalism?

File: culture_rou_over_a_orbital_by_mallacore.jpg (507KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

507KB, 1280x1024px

>>54237036
>.I still want a Culture jump too.
So do I

>>54236564
>Rick and Morty

On the one hand, I'd love to give my party engineer the tech perks there. On the other hand, I don't want to subject her to being a Rick.

File: tmp_4690-14987859892551970139230.jpg (39KB, 374x347px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 374x347px

>>54231177
Which lewd/banned jumps do you use in your chains?

>>54236125
Not that anon but there are many ways to use crystals in lightsabers, there is even a focusing crystal from a volcanic world that makes the lightsaber drip liquid magma.

>>54237208
My Little Pony
Tell no one!

>>54236125
Alternatively, learn the method of making the synthetic crystals. This being a science, you could then research various natural crystals (both force sensitive and ones with more esoteric natures) to incorporate the abilities of the latter into the former.

>>54237240
>tell no one

But anon, everyone can see the archives.

I don't hold it against you, though.
There are far worse decisions you could make.

>>54237208
CoC
Did it purely to fix that goddamn world and murder all the demons.

>>54237208
I haven't made builds for them yet, but I plan on taking pretty well all of the "banned" Jumps.

File: gasp.jpg (92KB, 623x414px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 623x414px

>>54237208
None yet.

How much am I going to regret doing it if I do?

>>54237269
Wait, how?

>>54237290
In which order?

>>54237208
Sengoku Rance, of course

>>54237208
All of them except the DD ones and small horses. Not because I care about their "banned" status (couldn't care less, actually), I just don't feel they're very well-put-together jumps.

>>54236844
Don't lecture me on my serious issues.

>>54237208
The worst part about this bait is that they actually reply to it seriously so they can wank their dick out in front of everyone about breaking the rules.

>>54235273
Time to breed an army of hentai orcs.

>>54237377
do not

>>54237364
Or IS it bait?

No, seriously, is it?

>>54237364
Oh, no, I'm breaking da rulez of an imaginary autistic community! However shall I live with myself?

>>54237398
>Publicly asking people to talk about things we specifically didn't want here.
Yes? Obviously.

>>54237398
Everything is bait these days, anon. Everything is shitposting.

>>54237417
People like you would have us believe that no type of shitposting exists at all. That's the point of these kinds of stupid 'hurr you call everything bait' posts.

>>54237337
I dunno which order. Whenever I do a build, I figure how challenging it will be to me (drawbacks included) and then slot it into my Chain in a spot appropriate to its difficulty. The Lewd Jumps I've seen are all really bland and uninspiring, so they'll probably end up being little more than footnotes in my Chain, like the Forgotten Realms Jump.

File: Phantom Lady.jpg (160KB, 584x583px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 584x583px

>>54237208
The Lewd Jump and CoC

>>54237389
>do not
I'll do what I want.

>>54237433
Well, frankly, it just seems like everything people disagree with in these threads is considered bait or shitposting. In recent memory, there hasn't been an argument in which one side hasn't been accused of being the shitposter. Maybe if there actually is one, people shouldn't throw out that term so lightly.

>>54237208
Everyday Life With Monster Girls. Just because it seems like it's actually a pretty neat setting, once you get past the lewdness. The idea of humanity suddenly discovering that they share the planet with dozens of other sapient species, and the resulting social upheaval and change that results from this, is a pretty neat concept to explore. Shame it gets wasted on softcore titillation.

>>54237208
Lewd Jump, Generic Hentai, Sex with Horses, That monstergirl one.

>>54237377
Oh my God. What have I unleashed?

>>54237269
Given what little I know about CoC, that seems like the only sane thing to do in a place like that.
A world like that might as well be a Slanneshi Demon World. Burn the Heretic!

Does anyone have any feedback on the A Brother's Price jump for me to note down for the next version? Ideas, suggestions, issues? Anything at all, guys.

>>54237547
>That monstergirl one.
You are going to have to be more specific.
There are about 3 of them now.

>>54237572
All of them, eventually.

>>54237590
Kinky.

>>54237547
>Lewd Jump
That Generosity perk, tho'. I really wish someone would make a jump with a perk like that that isn't lewd. It's ridiculously good for support.

>>54237473
Lewd jumps are specifically banned. Asking about them is trying to get people to talk about things that we didn't want here. Hell yes it's shitposting.

>>54237558
>What have I unleashed?
Something beautiful and green!
Look at it this way, by the time they're done, there'll be as many male orcs as there are human women. Doesn't that win one of the scenarios?

>>54237610
Just take the Lewd jump. Unless you post your chain in the thread, it doesn't really matter.

>>54237632
I'm kinda new, why are they banned?

>>54235818
Did he cross a line with this image?

>>54237652
Thread thinks that if we focus on lewd jumps, it will cause the thread to become overly focused on porn. There have been a few tg things that have died because of that.

>>54237685
It's Manyfist. Do you really have to ask?

>>54237632
In my day, we talked about lewd all the time. Day in and day out; course that was before the war.
You kids and your new fangled jargon, 'shitposting', bah. In my day, we'd shitpost morning, noon and night. We'd give and take all over! You didn't hear us complain, young 'un.

>>54237652
Because this is a blue board and you can't talk about bonking here, sonny. And lewd is all about bonking.

>>54237685
I remember it vaguely. It was just a figure in blue power armour with yellow gauntlets. Nothing offensive as far as I could see, although i couldn't place it's origin.

>>54237709
Look above. Turns out he did need to ask after all. Don't be so cynical, brah.

File: 1f87da56908826b93dac7aa5ab794b17.png (774KB, 1244x1468px) Image search: [Google]

774KB, 1244x1468px

>>54237208
I don't use any, mostly because the worlds aren't interesting outside of lewd and I can usually approximate any lewd I might want with unbanned jumps. I also happen to think most of the banned jumps are poorly made, or a poor representation of their setting. So there's basically no incentive for me to use any of them.

I did use the Hero BBS jump to go to a copy of Monster Girl Quest, though.

>>54237652
Because this is a blue board, and pornography isn't meant to be discussed here. You can toe the line, but even that's too much for some people.

>>54237652
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD, there was a concern about not becoming /cyoag/.

If we'd only known.

>>54237736
>If we'd only known.

That we'd be arguably worse?

Yes, if only.

>>54237736
>/cyoag/.
I know not of this /cyoag/ that you speak of, yet it sounds terrible.

>>54237728
Discussing it on a blue board is fine. Posting images is what gets you banned.

>>54237720
Manyfist is like bancho, except slightly more eloquent. There are reasons for my cynicism.

>>54237208
I take generic lewd jump is nice as a low power jump that lets you not have to deal with monthly issues.

I do wish there was a non-lewd version of Katawa Shoujo.

>>54237816
There is.

>>54237208
Dirge jumps.
The other banned jumps don't have anything that special to them. For all the hype CoC is sort of bland and I never bought in to Ponies.

>>54237816
You mean like the one we have now? We got a non-lewd version of the jump fairly recently. It's pretty good.

>>54237773
There should be one still up on /d/ at the moment if you desire to know more.

>>54235273
>>54237558
Are all the 100cp things free or discounted?

>>54237610
Something like that would be appropriate in a Dies Irae jump, that's the point of having a Legion. Val's stated she's going to make a jump of that property eventually, when she does so and asks for ideas and critique you could bring the idea up.

>>54237842
There is not, actually, /d/ recently banned all CYOAs and caption threads. Those are on /trash/, now.

>>54237840
>>54237819
Must have just assumed it was shitposting when it came out lol.

>>54237850
Free.
My bad I didn't explicitly mention that in the jump. Added it to my notes; It'll be corrected next version.
Thanks anon.

File: IMG_1480.jpg (103KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 800x1000px

>>54237685
Actually I was trying to delete my post because BrotherAnon already gave an answer.

This was the picture I posted.

File: Explain Further.jpg (38KB, 649x536px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 649x536px

>>54237722
>I did use the Hero BBS jump to go to a copy of Monster Girl Quest, though.

>>54237773
It's the general CYOA thread. And yeah, it's kind of awful. Nothing but waifushit. And yeah, we've got a lot of waifushit here, too, but we have some other things going on. And the purityfags, my god the purityfags! How insecure do you have to be to think that a woman would inevitably leave you if she's ever before had sex with another man? Seriously, that says a lot more about you than it does the woman, if you think you're that bad in bed that any experience in how sex is supposed to go would make a woman not want you. Also, that you think you have so little to offer personality-wise that sex could be the only thing holding the relationship together. I'd feel bad for them, if they didn't keep filling the threads with their screeching.

File: lewd jumps.png (42KB, 655x161px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 655x161px

>>54237208
>lewd
I believe Konata had the right idea here.

>>54237896
Not that anon, but: You can customize the world you land in for the Hero BBS jump. Pretty much anything you want so long as it's a fantasy setting. Most discussion of it focuses on the idea of powerwanking by saying that the magic system of that world does exactly the things you want and makes you an unstoppable mega-god. But really, the ability to dictate what sort of adventure you're going to have is a far more interesting one.

>>54237911
Konata is always right!

Except for when buying Code Geass merchandise.

>>54233657
I would suggest re-balancing the ships a bit and making them more accessible, having a ship is rather important and why is a light freighter more expensive than a corvette?

File: Why+should+women+fear+sex+bots+are+_2c0c2bb3ed14057fe579efcf73daf357.png (140KB, 325x325px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 325x325px

>>54237900
>not avoiding used goods out of principle

>>54237922
...I need to go change my BBS jump now then, if only for the location, for...SCIENCE!

>>54237922
You could make some incredibly silly magic systems, too.

Like one based on different scents or candy flavors.

>>54237900
It does make it statistically more probable, but that's a correlative point of interest.

>>54237208
The diablo WIP because I have a massive nostalgia trip for Diablo II, but the WIP is all we have and that is never getting finished.

And Log Horizon was another 'because I like the setting' but thankfully we are getting a properly made Jump so hurrah!

>>54237934
Viewing people as objects is just going to result in your worthless ass being forever alone, anon.

As it should be.

File: Screenshot_142.png (936KB, 644x644px) Image search: [Google]

936KB, 644x644px

>>54237867
>MFW

>>54237934
Not polite to call your mother that, anon.

>>54237989
No offense, but a while back that one anon spammed the generic hentai jump so much I must have just tuned out all the lewd jump names. I rarely have time to read the thread as is.

>>54237980
So you'd be alright with someone's sloppy seconds? Having no idea what sort of sexual transmitted diseases they might have and how they might compare your performance with their previous partners? None at all?
I call bullshit!!!

>>54238029
Not everyone's mother is like your's anon.

File: Ilias swag.png (363KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 800x600px

>>54237896
Monster Girl Quest is a eroge/RPG set in a medieval fantasy world filled with monster girls. You fight monster girls, and if you lose, they rape you. Or occasionally eat you. It depends on the monster girl.

The plot involves the hero (a little shota boy) Luka going to fight the Monster Lord in her castle in order to stop the monster girls and bring about peace, but this quickly gets derailed when the Monster Lord herself decides to accompany Luka on his journey, and instead the two make their way along his pilgrimage while righting wrongs and seeking to bring peace between humans and monster girls.

Eventually the goddess of the world Ilias, who denounces monster girls and shepherds humanity, gets tired of this bullshit and declares war on humanity, which involves rape and killing, so the monster lord and the hero both team up to fight her and restore peace to the world.

If you're into powerwanking there's also some shit at the end about combining light (angels) and darkness (monsters) based magic, which creates a huge amount of energy due to the clash of forces and is supposedly capable of divine creation powers, but it's not used for much because everyone who gains access to it gets killed by the hero shortly thereafter.

Also >>54237922

>>54238073
The fact that that's all you can see a relationship having is laughable.

>>54237980
People are tools, Anon. They assist me in getting something I want, usually in return for some good or service I'm willing to grant them. They're little more than computers with irritatingly demanding operating systems.

File: waves on the beach.gif (2MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x304px

>>54238125
How cynical of you.

>>54238109
>Relationships aren't all about sex
Well, d'uh. Did I even say otherwise? But for most people in relationships, sex is an important part of it.
Seriously, if you're just going to put words in my mouth and oblige me to waste time answering your bull, then I'm just going to wash my hands of you.

>>54238073
>Having no idea what sort of sexually transmitted diseases they might have

If you don't have enough trust with your partner to simply ask them to get checked if that's an issue for you then Jesus you are a beta.

>how they might compare your performance with their previous partners

So you would rather just not know your shit at sex, rather then haveing a partner who can give you pointers?

>>54238158
Imagine a cliché response about how I'm actually a realist or some such nonsense.

If you're a jumper into the double digits and haven't picked up something that cures or renders irrelevant, STDs, then I have little hope for your chain.

>>54238073
>So you'd be alright with someone's sloppy seconds?
A women having had previous experience does not equal "sloppy seconds".
You're hardly sticking your dick in another guys cum.

>Having no idea what sort of sexual transmitted diseases they might have
You DO know that there are sexually transmitted diseases that are also transmitted by other vectors? Like AIDS, for example?
Or that "not a virgin" doesn't mean "not a slut who sleeps with a different guy every week"?
And if you insist on casual sex use condoms ffs. That's what they're for.

>and how they might compare your performance with their previous partners?
Nope, not really. The most important part about satisfying your partner is actually caring about satisfying your partner.
Talking about what both of you like helps too. Nobody is born a sex god, but practice helps. And i've yet to meet a woman who was against telling a guy she's willing to sleep with what she likes.
This is really the most pathetic of your complaints. It should be hilariously obvious to the most dimwitted moron that the problem here is YOU, and your lack of confidence. Not any hypothetical partner you might have.

>>54238176
All issues are born from insecurities, anon.

Just imagine how insecure he is, and go about your day, because you can't fix flaws over the internet.

>>54238176
So you're okay with asking and just trusting the answer? That's awfully naive of you, anon.
And you really are okay with the idea of your lover thinking of someone else when you're together. Hah now that's 'beta'.
>Partner that can give you pointers
Fair point. That is an undeniable plus.

Why am I even arguing this anyway when I almost completely agree with you?
Oh, yeah. Entertainment. Nearly forgot.

>>54238222
I have fun here. Thanks for playing along, anon.

>>54238109
>>54238176
>>54238222
Not the purity Anon, but why do you guys care about his personal preferences and standards?

>>54237980
I'm not talking about reality. Just seems unnecessary to not follow your ideals in fiction

Say you take all five available levels of FISS in PS238. Who else is on your level in say DC? Or Marvel?

>>54238250
Because he's a cunt pushing them as the truth and fact.

If he weren't doing that, I wouldn't give a shit.

>>54238221
>not just discarding your sex drive

SEX = USELESS. The lower the species, the greater its number of offspring, because the chance of death is high. The Ultimate Life Form needs neither sons nor brothers! There is only one summit!

>>54238275
If something doesn't reproduce it can't be a 'life form' though.

>>54238250
Funnily enough, I was the one posting the smuggy but other people were the ones chiming in. So we have at least 3 posting right now.

>>54238247
Np, i was bored

>>54238250
I don't, but the thread is slow and i'm bored.

>>54238275
I'm jumping for fun, not for ultimate power. I had all the power i want or need after jump 20 at the latest.
And sex is fun. There's even perks to make it more fun. So why wouldn't i enjoy them?

>>54238221
I dunno man. EMPOWERED had a few heroes who got their superpowers from extraterrestrial STDs.

>>54238275
But if I discard my sex drive, why bother jumping? That's the whole reason I'm leaping from world to world. To bone and or waifu everyone I like in the multiverse.

>>54238275
Kars plz go and stay go.

>>54238316
I've got Jump-chan for that, and Toggle is a thing, too.

>>54235273
>>54237887
>Tea Service
>or your guests like the most
...most what?

>>54238316
Yeah, but can you name any of them that are happy about it? Well, I guess that one guy who turned into a giant robot because of nanite infection probably is, he's a giant robot. But the others in their support group don't seem to be having such a great time.

>>54238266
See >>54238247
Silly vegetable

Is there a good jump for companions to pick up technopathy in, or better yet a way for me to hand out technopathy? That would let me give it to more than the 8 imports most jumps go with.

>>54238357
>This set of cups (with saucers) and a charming tea pot, with always just enough tea to fill or refill all the cups with tea of whatever blend you, or your guests like the most (nothing supernatural of course), with never-ending sugar and milk or cream jars, and a lovely silver tray always with a veritable assortment of little tasty bites of sugary sweetness or savour delight (all of which give you no calories but also no actual nutrition), is now yours Jumper, to bring out in meeting small groups of people, perhaps a family visit or a parley between the leaders of armies or nations.
> tea of whatever blend you, or your guests like the most
Does this help?

>>54238250
The thread is slow and bitching about trivial things as devil's advocate (where hopefully it's clear I'm just being an ass) is fun.

Does anyone know if Val is planning on updating Fate/Extra like she did with Stay Night?

File: FJuAFgG.jpg (284KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 1024x768px

JUMPERS!
What's the coolest way you've blown up a planet?

>But I haven't blown up any planets!
Don't lie to us.

>>54238383
Teen Titans or X-Men Movies both have good technopathy.

As for handing it out to others, World Seed could work - Technomancy is a thing (it works mostly as magical technopathy, among other things), and the jump has an item that lets others level up and use mana as per the settings rules, which presumably includes the ability to learn the magic too.

>>54238398
Ah, right.

Anyway, other question. Is there a drawback limit?

>>54238416
I believe she's mentioned something along those lines.

File: honk.jpg (157KB, 623x414px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 623x414px

>>54238431
I haven't blown up any planets YET, and I hope I never need to.

>>54238431
It isn't blowing up when you strip it of all materials until there's nothing left.

>>54238431
I actually don't think I've blown up any planets. I have scoured them of all life, though.

>>54238431
I have enough control and precision that i don't need to blow up planets.
And no desire to do it anyway.

>>54237338
Oh hey its you.
That motherfucking whorish bitch fuckity fucker fujck of a whore mothe-
Oh wait-

Are you record the retard back in SB?
No wait my mistake, shit, gotta make an account to troll you lot there.

Especially that whorish fucker may he/she/bitch get gangraper#%#%^
I am real salty over that fucker.
But I feel better now, may his dick rot off and fall into his mothers anus.
Then eaten alive.

>>54238438
Yep, 800CP. But if enough people ask me to, I could remove the cap altogether.
Sorry, I just realised that it wasn't already mentioned in the drawback section. Thanks, anon.

>>54238431
I've blown them up with magic nukes, ki blasts, "that's no moon" stations, and blown up giant bombs in their core. I've thrown them into blackholes, thrown black holes at them, and teleported them into a star. By far my favorite is just stripping the damn things with my psychic powers.

>>54238431
Eh, I can't really see any reason to blow up a planet. Maybe reasons to operate at that level, because there are plenty o beings that can, but blowing up planets themselves just seems pointless and spiteful. Maybe shit like Brethren Moons or Tyranid-infested worlds, but the settings themselves already have methods of destroying such things.

Barely Sapient Animal Companion has the word companion in the name, but the description leaves my unsure if they're meant to be considered one. Given some of them are literally just animals with Lantern rings I'm leaning towards them not being companions, just powerful pets... But then again, Ch'p is there, and isn't he from some alien squirrel race?

Manyfist, are they, the Hope Corgi in particular, companions that require active slots or just well equipped pets? I'm fine not importing him, I just want to have a Hope Corgi without going over the active companion limit.

>>54238433
That's promising. Thanks.

Was world seed the XianXia one or is it something else?

File: 96339c9424417206358a1e7009a7722ed6af30ed2666563fbd1d0e794465a35f.png (362KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 700x700px

If a perk just says discount (due to chosen origin) and isnt specified is it 50%? I'm on the kingdom hearts chain if that matters and new af

>>54238476
No, Record names up as Record here.

Also, calm your jesus.

>>54238476
How goes WoW?

>>54238431
A Rider Kick! Seiya!

>>54238431
beat it to death with its own moon.

>>54238525
Assume 50% if it isn't specified otherwise. That's the standard and sometimes people forget that they really should specify it.

>>54238534
>tfw Sb called the jump before it's even done "unjumpably huge"

Still makes me kek to this day.

File: planetscrashing.jpg (65KB, 900x599px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 900x599px

>>54238431
Smashing two of them together with psychic powers. Boom.

Usually I just scour them of life if I need to be that drastic, but Terraformars made me hate both Earth and Mars.

>>54238431
One lump of neutronium. One lump of anti-neutronium. Stabilize them so that they don't require massive pressure to keep from evaporating. Then drop them onto the planet from about 90 degrees apart. They're so massive, have so much kinetic energy from their fall, that the anti-neutronium passes through the earth without actually annihilating yet. They hit the core, keep going, fall back towards the core after hitting the other side, this big orbiting dance around the center of the planet. All the while they cause huge tectonic upheaval from kinetic energy combined with some small but significant amounts of heat being given off from what bits of the anti-neutronium that do annihilate. Finally, they meet at the core after slowing down enough, mutually annihilate, and release enough energy to crack apart the already-ravaged planet. Even then it's not enough to "blow up" the world, exceeding the gravitational binding energy of an Earth-sized mass and fling the pieces in all directions takes enormous amounts of energy (seriously, the Death Star is an insane weapon even when you account for how it's been scaled up), but the debris does wind up in a loosely-orbiting cloud that eventually decays down into a pile of mass that doesn't resemble a planet anymore.