ITT cool stuff our DM did.

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>Playing dnd
>DM likes to give everyone a chance to shine
>Paladin duels and wins one on one against Blackguard
>Cleric manages to successfully exorcise demon possessing king's daughter, preventing needless death
>Wizard wipes out enemy necromancer's army with fireballs
>Me, a looney rogue, no special event yet.
>Have been kicked out (literally) of several cities for: starting a phony religion based around lesbians, juggling gnomes, taking a guard's insult of 'bite me' at face value, constantly talking to invisible clown companion no one else can see, stealing EVERYONE'S pants, boobytrapping toilets, etc.
>Mephistopheles reads my mind to find out our plans.
>Long pause.
>"Mephistopheles rears back, holding his head and screaming, 'OH GODS! THE CLOWNS!'"
>Driven insane by visions of clowns having contests of launching watermelons from their urethras at drunken dwarves.
>High Priest of Tyr later asks "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
>mfw