>*blocks the path* Stat me, /tg/

>>54222600
no longer relevant/10

>>54222600
literally who

>>54222600
Would you care to give us a clue?

>>54222600
race: gnome

>>54223069
This, dude's a gnome with a height complex. Seeing him at a convention, his whole posse was exclusively comprised of skinny manlets shorter than he was. It was almost hilarious to see how insecure he is without a single word uttered.

+20 points in 40yo manlet rat
-20 points in staying relevant

>>54223097
How tall is the idiot?

>>54223146
Probably like 5' 11"

>>54223166
Honestly, pretty close. Dude is like average height, but was surrounding himself with with little ratlings to try and make him seem larger. Or at the very least 6'0"

>>54222600
Do it yourself.

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>>54222600
>STR
12
>DEX
10
>CON
9
>INT
13
>WIS
1
>CHA
16

World's worst bard

>>54222600
I have no idea who this is/10

Trait: Our Guy

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>>54222600
Race: Gnome | Class: Barbarian 2 Bard 8
AC: 14 (Unarmored Defense)
HP: 92
Movement: 40ft Walk
STR: 18
DEX: 12
CON: 16
INT: 12
WIS: 9
CHA: 16

Feats:
Fast as fuck: You may dash, disengage or hide as a Bonus Action, and your movement speed is increased by 15ft

>>54222600
>*destroys the path and walks over the rubble that's become his grave*
Psh, nothin personnel whoever you where.
*tip*

>>54222600
Is that doublefine? Fez sucked

>>54223208
Never understood why people get so insecure over this shit. I'm 5'5" and look like I should be questing to Erabor.

>>54222600
Headphones: 2 (1 pair)
Shirt: 1 (Red)
Facial hair: Douchey
Sponsorship: See facial hair
Microphone: 150 gp
Chair: Enough to feed a goblin village for a week

Green Bracelet: Signals virtue in a 30ft radius

>>54228451
See, the thing with this faggot is that he's so far up his own ass that anything that makes him even the slightest bit less of a "man" in his eyes is a problem.

Check out any tweet responding to someone even criticizing him the smallest bit, the dude is a psycho. I genuinely feel bad for his daughter.

>>54222600
An insecure faggot like most of the people on this site, except he has a platform that works for him spewing his shit publicly.