Any last words?

Contingency->teleport to the moon

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Really does help.

>>54221479
I AM NOT DONE

Did I beat the high score in The Game?

>>54221479
Ha! Now you'll never find my Treasure!

>>54221479
You Fool! I am as infinite as I am annoying! I'm not even the original Wayne!

>>54221479
"not yet"

>>54221479

Death is only the beginning.

"Do it you coward. You're only killing a man"

>>54221479
Death to all tyrants!

Yes, just three

>>54221479
Lets both do our best.

>>54221479
>It- -wasn't supposed to end...like this...

>>54221479
KAIOKEN.

>>54221479
Will these do?

Ron, stop this stupid prank, mezmorfus is gonna kill you if he finds out you teamkilled me.

>>54221479
I regret everything.

>>54221479
"Should a paladin murder a recently turned vampire? She was an innocent villager just a second ago, and doesn't want to harm anyone"

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>>54221502
Groovy last words, here are mine!

I open a time loop and plan for the next fucking repost.

>>54221479
THOR SHOT TO CURRENT POSITION

>>54221479
Why yes, allow me to recite the entirety of the English dictionary while i am running away from you.

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>>54221479
You're courting death!

What are you gonna do, stab me?

MEN, FIX BAYONETS!

>>54221479
"Oh My GOD! What's that behind you?!"

>>54222587
>while Death turns around, you start running
>you slip and fall, get cornered again
>"Enough with these cheap tricks"
>throw pocketsand into his face

I bet the jews did this.

>>54221479
The Aristocrats.

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>>54221479
I know your UNATCO killphrase: "Laputan machine'.

I BLAME THIS ON THE MISFORTUNE OF MY BIRTH

R o e s e b u d . . .

>>54222646
>Pocket sand
>Not putting him in your sack

CLICKETY CLACK, GET IN MY SACK!

>>54222502
I understood that reference.

>>54222673
All of my interwebs to you good sir.

>>54222774
Gb2 reddit

Incidentally also my last words

"Everyone's a wise guy nowadays; not me... One word, four letters, that's all I need to sum it all up. Shit"

>>54221479
"Same time tomorrow?"

>>54221479
I died as I lived: Erect.

>>54221479
Cake, please.

>>54221479
You'll regret this, I'm a lich.

>>54222673

I am not a machi

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Blow it out your ass

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>>54221479
TURN UNDEAD

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>>54225201
Sticks and stones.

>>54221479
Yes.

Powerword: Die.

>>54221479
Please don't kill me! I don't want to die!

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>>54221479
Last words? Your shift is over. See you in 10,000 years, mon.

>>54221479
Man this is bullshit fuck the dice gods

>>54221479
>teleports behind death
nothing personnel kid

>>54221479
I love you...

>>54221479
>"Heh..."
>*teleports behind and unsheathes katana*
>"Nothing personal, kid."
>*cuts the skeleton into a thousand pieces with a single strike*
>"Too easy."
>*smirks and flies away*

>>54221479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He02Z5YdZbg

>>54221479
Any last words?
And then I pick up my blade again.

Hastur Hastur Hastur!

>>54221479
Harder Daddy

>>54221479
thicc

>>54222277
Kaio-what?

>>54221479
Yeah. Dear God, please don't let the vampire's guts ruin my good tunic.

>>54221479
It's really difficult to fight with a raging hard on.

>>54221479
: To think that once I could not see beyond the veil of our reality... to see those who dwell behind. My life now has purpose, for I have learned the frailty of flesh and bone... I was once a fool...

>>54225628
>slashing damage
>undead
>effective
Pick two at most.

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>>54221479

>>54229515
I'll take some effective undead, thank you. I'm sick of all the inefficient normal-dead.

>>54221479
*Casts "Heal"*

That should reduce him to 1 HP. Then I can give him a light tap and he will be gone.

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>>54221479
Yes I have a last wish, if you can grant it to me I can die happy and without regrets. Oh skeleton/phantom knight can you please help me solve this puzzle

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>>54221479
>mid-tier undead with shitty gear trying to intimidate me, superpowerful Mary Stu!
I'll think of them once I'll get to the point where there's a risk they'll be the last.

Just wanted to use the image

Hang on, can I have a moment to think of some last wor-

>>54221479
I hope I give you the shits.

ZOINKS ... run scoob

>>54229886
Undead at least put some effort into the whole ordeal when you fuck them. Normal dead just lie there like a piece of wood.

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"Congratulations! You managed to defeat the great me! Nothing you do from this point on will never measure up, so might as well end it now."

And what n9w?

For AZEROTH!

I'm glad you changed your name you son of a bitch.

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>54221479
Roll for getaway

>>54232340
jesus, you may just break your neck how fast you ran away.

N-NANI !?

/tg/ was a mistake.

>>54221479
The Aristocrats.

That was non-non-non-non-nonheinous!

>>54221479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNNHs7lbUJQ

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>"I hoped there'd be stars."

"What! This power! It can't be! This is impossible! NOBODY CAN STAND UP TO MY ULTIMATE SUPER SPECIFIC GIMMICK ATTACK! I AM INVINCIB-AHK"

>>54221479
KILLER QUEEN'S THIRD BOMB

doom

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*snorts*

>>54222277
>dem quad dubs
Checked.

If this is their will, so shall it be done.

>>54221479
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

Thank God; now I get to fuck up your plans as an undead!

>>54221479
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I WAS SICK!

>>54221479
Gotcha

>>54222277
TIMES 40!

>>54221479
Aim for the bushes.

>>54221479
Just this: Hastur! Hastur! Hastur!

Dumbest thread ever. Makes tg look bad. Fuck you tards psoting here

>>54221479
Trying to kill me? Get on with it, it's the fifth time it's happened this week...

You fool This is only the beginning

>>54221479
"Ass sphincter said what?"