Less than sober thread

>>54213445
Where would they get the first bit of semen?

>>54213445
Couldn't a man and a pig just live off each other, perpetually locked in a cycle of partial-devourment?

magical realms never really make any sense so just make it whatever excites you the most

>>54213743
Fucking a man once i guess
>>54213770
What if widespread interbreeding is the reason succubi have dropped out of relevance?
What if capitalist incubi ammassed a big enough reservoir to lease to other succubi

>>54213743
>>54213818
>mmf bisexual threesome with an incubus and succubus who truly love each other and want to retire so they fuck some guy's brains out and everyone lives happily ever after
This is like, solid gold porn plot. Pitch it to Smut Peddler.

>>54213445
Who says that's what a succubus even is? It's not like there's a hard definition on something that's pure fiction.

>>54213445
Source?

>>54216628
Are you mentally challenged and/or phoneposter?

>>54216643
Are you a cuck?

>>54213445
Those ribs do not look healthy. Poor thing needs a solid meal.

>>54216664
I think you just answered his question.

>>54213743
Besides this, the main issue would probably be the gradual loss of semen reserves with each transfer, since it's unlikely there'd be a 100% transfer each time.

>>54213445
>If a succubus is a being who feeds on a man's semen to become an incubus and spread it around
Well I mean in this home brew setting you seem to have sure.
I've never heard of succubus actually requiring that to do anything outside of jokes... or /tg/

>Succubus to Incubus.

Reminds me of a hentai plot.

>succubus convinces boy to make a contract for sex
>afterwards, he turns into a succubus, and she turns into an incubus. As per the fine print of the contract
>New succubus gets dragged off to the underworld while being given the fug.

Contained the memorable line "I am no longer the one who gets fucked...But the one who fucks."

>>54216977
Well, she's been starving
The only action she's gotten in month is light petting

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>>54216664
>You'll never have your succubus waifu tell you all about her busy day seducing mortals before you make sweet love.

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>>54216628

>>54213445
Will we ever get another volume?

>>54217562
>you will never have a succudus try to diddle you only to cuck her with worst girl for half a season

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>>54213445
>Pimplying tg not involved.

>>54219143
~ perché è la pimpa, ecco perché ~

>>54217275
I've honestly never seen a soul stealing succubus outside of porn, myth matches what op said.

>>54217275
But that is the true legend. Sleep paralysis was a succubus attack and the incubus was what explained the out of marriage pregnancy or a child that looked nothing like the husband or stillborn, disabled childs.
The death by snu snu was to make men stay away from brothels.

Sustenance through intercourse and having the ability to swap between genders seem like they ought to be mutually exclusive.

The former places more emphasis on foocubi as a predator species, whereas the latter is more about parasitism, taking the seed of men, and then forcing women to birth demonspawn.

If we are to assume that both of these aspects exist simultaneously, (preying upon mortals through intercourse, and reproducing with mortals to create demonspawn), the sustenance that foocubi derive from intercourse may as well be nonexistent when it comes to intercourse between foocubi (foocubi don't have souls, an incubus who first has to receive semen as a succubus might not even be able to generate their own), and as far as the reproduction aspect goes, if succubi were already capable of giving birth, it most likely wouldn't require an incubus.

So, to answer your question, even if it was possible it would provide so little value to both parties that they're probably better off just not doing it.

But, of course, "depends on the setting".

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>>54225357
>But, of course, "depends on the setting".
To the /x/-mobile!

I've always accepted the headcanon of one of my old GMs in all my settings: them feeding on masculine power.
That's why if you(male) lie with one of them ripetivitly you become a succubus(female).
>Basically cum vampires.

>>54217562
If this is happening you're one of the mortals.

>>54225357
They don't have the "ability"
They vacuum up cum, grow a cock, and go impregnate some farmgirl

>>54213445
Couldn't a man and a hot-dog just live off each other, perpetually locked in a cycle of digestiveness?

>>54229819
>Flawed analogy is flawed

Could an astronaut and some plants locked in a spaceship not breathe forever locked in a perpetual exchange of O2 compounds?

>>54229862
No. Plants can't photosynthesize without light.

>>54229918
>surrounded by stars
>no light
Really activates my almonds

>>54213445
sauce?

>>54230017
>>54217732

>>54217399
You can't post that and not post the sauce

>>54213445
they'd get fired from their position in Hell's hierarchy

>>54230460
They're already lusty bottom feeders

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>>54213445
Don't think I don't know where you just came from, OP.

>>54230685
No idea what you're talking about anon :^)

>>54225471
Your old GM's headcanon caters to my fetish, therefore I too must accept it.

>>54213445
What's this from?

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>>54226121
>you will never have sex with your legally wed succubus waifu
>she will never confess her most private kinks to you
>you will never learn her magical realm is sex in the context of non-adulterous, loving, mutually supportive marriage

>>54217399
>>54230342
Seconded if only because I want that line as a reaction image.

>>54233377
>absolute lewd for a lust consumed demon is comfy cuddles on the sofa

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No, because that isn't how trophic levels work.

>>54233596
It gets worse.
non-sexual headpats

>>54229927
Exactly. They need an outside energy source because they can't indefinitely recycle the same resources on their own.

Also, most succubi can't photosynthesize.

>>54233149
Yes to mines too.

The spelldude summoner of my group almost has its way with one during that game.
Was saved only by the knowledge dice roll.

Man, what a shame.

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>>54233984
>headpats
>non-sexual
pick one