What guild has the best girls?

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Orzhov

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>>54208416
I don't know, you tell me.

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>>54208416

>>54208455

Izzet and Simic a best, Rakdos and Orzhov a shit.

>>54208455
>Broke the speed limit, once

Gets me every time.

>>54208480
Temur fan, huh?

>>54208455
Orzhov and Dimir a best

>>54208436
Why is there one extra?

I wish we still had good drawfags. I want Tricolorfus

>>54208480
Temur is in fact the best

>>54208535
Is this a "Dimir doesn't exist" joke or a "Gruul is no longer officially a guild" joke? Because both are outdated. Dimir went public and Gruul got written back in.

>>54208455
>Orzhov
>fucking on a pile of money
got me there

apparently first guild best guild, Simic grill a best, though other guilds that I like seem good here too (Dimir, Boros, Izzet)

>>54208455
>Selesnya

So many checkmarks. I'm not worthy.

>>54208455
Clearly izzet, so I can bang her with my golgari self, and we get to choose between BUG or Grixis children.

>>54209021
>>fucking on a pile of money
Coins or banknotes?

>>54208455
Orzhov. I'm tied between Rakdos and Boros and nothing's better than getting our Mardu on.

>>54209245
Why not both?

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>>54208416
Gruul

>>54208430
Just because Orzhov have Best Girl, that doesn't mean that they have all the best girls.

>>54208436
>Gruul
Gruul shoud look energetic and rough, not a naive furry.

>Izzet
Izzet don't expose skin because that leaves them less room to put on more fashionable and expensive fabric.

>Simic
She looks too human. Needs scales, extra appendages, chitin, suction cups, inhuman eyes, a giant horse tail and/or other things.

>>54210225
Simic waifu is probably original Ravnica Simic. I.E. that slime around her is cytoplast.

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>>54210457
Fair enough.

God, I love MtG's 'color' system.
Still hate MtG, though.

>>54209732
That's Burning-Tree Emissary on the left, who's on the right?

>>54208430
>A literal sociopath

>>54211420
Rubblebelt Raiders.

>>54211478
A literal sociopath with literally massive mammaries

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>>54211505
could also be Disciple of the Old Ways

>>54211519
Here here!

>>54211561
Teysa was confirmed to have grown up in very good shape and having been rather attractive for her whole life. The exception is her leg, which is gimped.

ie. There was never an "awkward geek" phase. She was always hot, and she was from a very wealthy and influential family. So much so that when studying, she had privileged access to more and/or better quality classes than other non-blood Orzhov.

Selesyna. Fuck your weabo waifu chart though, das bullshit. Doesn't reflect things properly at all.

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>>54209732
this

>>54208416
Vanilla people choose Azorius or Boros.
Edgy kids choose Rakdos or Dimir.
The weird people choose Gruul or Simic or Golgari.
But the cool people? They choose Izzet.
And the hipsters choose Selesnya or Orzhov.

Still Azorius or Boros for me though. All of Ravnica is unhinged so that seems the safest bet for a not fucked up person.

>>54208436
I bet those Simic girls are into the craziest shit.

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>>54211920
>Still Azorius or Boros for me though
best taste, hips for days

>>54211584
Agreed.

>>54211920

>Boros
>LITERAL angels

How could you choose anything else?

>>54208455
Azorius sounds pretty dang nice. Dominant woman who's ultra into butt stuff giving and receiving? Good stuff.

>>54209021
F u t a n a r i
i r a n a t u F

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I play Orzhov but I pick the Rakdos chick

>>54211959
Lavinia is cute!
CUTE!

>>54208455
Orhzov. I am not a clever man.

>>54208455
>fantastic cook
Why would you pick somebody else?

>>54211561
I want to hold hands with this Teysa

>>54208455
I could see her twiddling her fingers, blushing and averting her gaze when you bring up the bomb like object in the attic.
>O-oh that...
>that's a, well...
yes?
>a nuclear warhead heh heh...
what!? why!?
>It was on sale as a factory defect, you just can't pass up a deal like that, forgot I had the thing to be honest.
>relax, I got it on my birthday, it should be safe for another year.

>>54208416

Simic have the best odds of being a full-function futa, so, Simic.

>>54208455
>pretending to ignore you during sex
Just fuck my shit up, senpai.

>>54208416
Phyrexia

>>54208416
simic, golgari, and orzhav are the objectively best guilds

>>54208455
Gimme Tanith or Judith. White truly has best grills.

>>54210524
I wonder.
What color(s) would Megumiun be? Pure red? Red/white?

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>>54216384
Pure Red. She doesn't concern herself with justice, just explosions and cats.

>>54216384
mono red without a doubt

>>54216384
Megumin is pure red.
Darkness is BW
Aqua is UR

>>54216476
Darkness is a mono W pariah.
Kazuma is Red with a splash of Blue and Black.
Aqua is a hybrid G/W that ues graveyard recovery, lifegain, and cantrips.

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>>54208430
I just want to state that I have no idea who this is or even what game it's from (MtG?) but I've jerked off to this pic like a thousand times. I don't know what it is, it just hits me the right way.

She's haughty, but still a little slutty, so I imagine her being a sort of bratty sub who deep down wants to be made into a fuck toy, but can't just submit because of her upbringing and social status. So you have to earn it through brute strength, cunning and animal magnetism. Plus there's the cane, so I imagine there's some sort of problem with one of her legs, which would make submitting all the more complicated, psychologically speaking.

I could see her being the type of Domme that one day wants to keep their man in chastity and tease him relentlessly, and the next day wanting him to rip the key away from her, tie her up and fuck every hole she's got until she's a quivering mess of spit, cum and sweat.

Just my two cents. I should probably stop smoking weed in the mornings.

>>54216559
>Kazuma is Red with a splash of Blue and Black.
Sounds like a good commander.
Fuck, now this makes me want to hombrew a Konosuba-themed set. Damn my autism.

>>54210225
>Izzet don't expose skin because that leaves them less room to put on more fashionable and expensive fabric.

Wrong guild, idiot.

Gruul girls literally stink

>>54208416
>>54208455
>>>/d/
This is a blue board. It is not about your disgusting fetishes.

>>54220211
>what is towergirls

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>>54220211
Where do you think you are , you butthurt faggot?

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>>54216814
Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts.
a Lawmage who managed to trick Jace, and nearly brought down the Ghost Council.

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>>54216559
Darkness is definitely BW.
Aqua is probably RG.

>>54220220
technically not a Quest

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>>54221355
She could bring down MY Ghost Council ifyouknowwhatImean.

I mean my dick
Down her throat

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>>54208416
>the legion
>>54208436
>angel waifu
>>54208455
>angel /tg/ waifu

Boros is the most based guild, along with having the cutest girls.

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>>54216814
>Teysa will never keep you locked in chastity, tying you to a cross every night and ruthlessly edging you before locking you back up, being careful to never give you an opportunity for any sort of resistance.
> She'll never send you out into the city to vent your sexual frustration as her strong arm man, roughing people up and generally being intimidating due to your pent up energy
> She will never dangle your key from her neck wearing nothing but a short, thin robe, teasing you with glimpses of her supple breasts and tight ass, seemingly intentionally keeping her back to you as she chattles on about nothing in particular
> You will never be overcome by lust and rip the key from her neck while throwing her to the ground, using her robe tie to bind her wrists behind her back as she struggles and squirms semi-convincingly under you.
> You will never use the opportunity to unlock yourself and bind her more effectively, throwing her onto the nearest bed and spanking her until she takes your cock in her mouth
> She will never drool and gag, then beg for more as you plow all of her holes over and over again until you're both quivering and drenched in sweat, cum and spit.
> You will never fall asleep holding her, still bound and gagged, and awake to find that she's magicked herself free and you're locked up again.
> You will never live in a cycle of teasing and high impact sexual violence with a sociopathic, half gimp witch.
Why even live guys?

>>54216814
>>54223039
You niggas have been playing too much Katawa Shoujo

>>54223652
Eh, it's mostly drugs and an aversion to actual social interaction. I have a friend who I get my human contact from (cuddling and spooning) so I generally just masturbate to ridiculous fantasies I cook up.

It sounds depressing but it's not, I'm pretty happy.

>>54221917
Why is Darkness B? She doesn't strike me as having Black qualities aside from willingness to bleed for resources.

>>54225864
That's the defining trait of black.

>>54208455
Boros best choice.

>>54208430
I will admit that Teysa, however, is best girl.

>>54216814
>so I imagine her being a sort of bratty sub who deep down wants to be made into a fuck toy
Funnily enough, back during the Ravnica novels she'd been spelled or hypnotised or whatever with a command word that would without her knowledge turn her into that so her assistant could do what he wanted with her. It was disguised as narcolepsy, which she believed was a trait of her Orzhov blood.

>>54226125
That's pretty fucking amusing honestly. Pretty hot too.

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>>54208416
simic 4 a slime fck

>>54208908
Dimir being a hidden guild, sorry

Rakdos all day. Who doesn't want a degenerate hedonist bouncing on their cock?

>>54226975
>wanting something all loose after taking dozens of demon dicks

>>54226975
>>54227062
The secret is not to get a Rakdos girl. The secret is to BE Rakdos, and corrupt the fuck out of someone from another guild.

Just imagine that prim and proper Azorius lawmage after a week of near constant sex, or the Boros angel who's spent the last ten hours desperate to cum.

Being Rakdos is fucking great.

>>54208436
>Izzet wearing no protective gear
>Dangling sleeves to get caught in experiments
>Zero hextech
>Zero elixirs
>Zero elemental shenanigans
Pig fucking disgusting.

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izzet

gruul is a close second though, i want to hug rubblebelt raiders

>>54227216
>i want to hug rubblebelt raiders
You can. But only once.

>>54220211
Posts/threads for the purpose/primarily of discussion are no longer allowed on /d/, because "imageboard is for images only" or something. Frankly, at this point /tg/ is the best place to discuss obscure fetishes rather than just post shitty nsfw images.

>>54221928
/way/ would be less dead if it weren't blue.

>>54229484
*qst

>>54226214
The moment she finds out, and the dawning horror, is delicious. And my fetish.

She overcomes it and kills the guy who'd been controlling her though.