What did he say /tg/?

>>54206340
>hi my name's OP

>>54206374
Go fuck yourself

>>54206389

Oh

>>54206340

>Hi, how can I help you today?

>>54206340
"I play a drow ranger. In pathfinder"

>>54206340
>traps are gay

>>54206340
>"I'd like to buy actually tactically deep tabletop game for my son. The last one you recommended was garbage."

>>54206340
>Please say "Go fuck yourself" so that I can reply with "Oh".

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>>54206340
>My name is Amelia Bedelia.

>>54206340

>Welcome to Games Workshop, have you heard about the Age of Sig-

>>54206340
"Matt Ward is a good writer"

>depends on the setting.

>>54206340
>Hey, I'm going to need you to come in Sunday

>>54206340
Your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.

>>54206340
>What did he say /tg/?
"A person that claims to be me from the future just appeared in front of me, what should I do?"

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>>54206340

>>54206529
/thread

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>>54206692
Not today faggot

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>>54206340

>>54206812
>the card's effect isn't retroactive
laaaaaaame

>>54206340
He said the following:

>BBEG
Ugh.

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>>54206913

>>54206913
nice

>>54206340
>I sure miss quests

>>54206558
Best girl

>>54206340
"What did he say /tg/?"

>>54206794
To be fair, that's a valid suggestion for achieving his goals.

>>54206340
Do you think love can bloom in the battlefield?

>>54206340
Sororitas need to be nerfed

>>54207702
heh

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>>54206340

>>54206340
>Hi, call me Wayne!

>>54206340
>>54207702
>I sure am glad quests got forced out of /tg

>>54206812
>Blue green
WOC blue boner keeps getting bigger

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>>54206340

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>One thousand years in ms paint

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>>54206340

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>>54212731
I would join that
provided it was S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

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>>54212757

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>>54212769
>using D&D for Stalker

>The Imperium really are the good guys if you think about it

>>54212957
It would work. People who already play in custom settings with custom weapons and monsters wouldn't have to go very far to have S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Less magic, more firearms and armor and you're good to go. Anomalies are up the DM to figure out / implement and custom monsters are the norm for D&D provided you're playing in an experienced group with a creative DM.

Traveller is the superior system for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. though

>>54213606
I'd rather just use the official Stalker rpg if we're going that far for system choices.

>>54212769
I'd prefer Stalker.

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>>54212884
>GURPS
>Splat

>>54213606
>It would work
I fucking hate this attitude.

No, it wouldn't. D&D is designed for specific games in mind: high fantasy, high magic, heroic scenarios. Preferably those without ranged weapons, since the system can't handle them. And with Vancian magic, because it doesn't fit any other magic style. It also has rigid class system, which you can't just ignore, since it's the core element of the game.

Why the fuck people keep claiming "D&D can run that". A "d20" might try to run that, and it would be still forced and hard to pull. D&D? It fucking can't run anything that is not D&D

>>54206340
>modern earth would wreck a chapter of space marines

>>54206692

Go fuck yourself.

>>54211683
This.

>>54206340
TP for my Bunghole?

>>54206692
Fuck off.

>>54213622
For STALKER? You're crazy

>>54213651
Go fuck yourself

>>54214592
Oh.

>>54214585
Between Stalker and S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? The choice is obvious.

>>54206692
H

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>>54206340

>>54206340
>Caster supremacy isn't a problem.

>>54206913
Kekked

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>>54206340
"Christ, what an asshole."

>>54206340
>"casters>martials"

>>54206692
Go fuck yourself

>>54216048
Oh.

>>54213619
>the official Stalker rpg
has anyone actually tried this? according to BGG it's a diceless system...

>>54213651
D&D can do whatever you want. You can take the basic system and run anything your imagination desires. We're currently doing a campaign with guns, armor and vehicles that works great and could easily be used for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. The homebrewing isn't even much. 1 or 2 weapons statted out, 2 or 3 armor types statted out. No different from custom weapons and armor in a regular D&D game.

If you play D&D without the DM ever creating custom monsters, weapon, items and even classes I feel pretty bad for you. No wonder you think its limited to "only specific fantasy rules as written"

Get creative, leave the "it can be done" attitude to those who actually have an imagination and don't tell people what they have already been doing for years can't be done.

>>54214915

Underrated.

>>54214945

God damn it.

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>>54214915

>>54206692
For what reason?

>>54206692
go fuck yourself

>>54212731
>and that's how I missed out on being part of Dark Sun as it started

>>54211836
Criminally underrated

>>54214157
Oh.

>>54206692
L

>>54214743
> never really gets into it
> can't memorize two-sentence descriptions
> gets all the names and words wrong every time even if she shows up to several entire games
> derails and drags out games with seductions of random strangers
> still insists she keeps coming
> are you crazy? you can't say that to her.
Player-girlfriend-players are the worst of horseshit.
> But I know that one that was actually...
Fucking good for you, you knew the one it didn't turn to shit with YET.

>>54214592
Even though I saw it coming, I love you a little for that.

I cheat my deception rolls a lot and the GM never notices

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>>54206340

>>54206692
kil self

>>54206692
You didn't get dubs or trips, so it's not true.

>>54214381
>not replying with 'Go fuck yourself'

You had one job.