The Dark Lord game (Not a quest!)

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You are an evil lord and a group of heroes are plotting to lay siege to your stronghold.

How do you organize your defense? You have 150 points to spend.

Zombie: 1 point
Orc: 2 points
Skeleton Warrior: 3 points
Evil Musketman: 7 points
Evil Champion (pretty strong): 15 points
Evil Sorcerer (Curse spells): 25 points
Evil Sorcerer (Lightning spells): 30 points
Necromancer: 35 points
Dark Hero: 50 points

Castle Upgrages:

Stronger doors: 10 points
Moat: 15 points
Basic traps: 10 points
An evil voice to mock the adventurers: 10 points
Advanced traps: 25 points
A throne room decorated to reflect your evil nature (skulls, dark crimson drapes, bowls of burning black tar, golden ruby-embedded goblets etc.): 30 points

You can also take part in the combat. You can take two items and one armor. Your armory contains these items.
Armor: Evil magic robes, black spiked plate, leather armor, Body Oil of Protection.
Weapons: Two flails, two daggers, a longsword, a zweihander, a double-headed battleaxe with a skull for pommel, Staff of Dark Missiles, Staff of Green Flame, the Big Book of Curses, The Book of Demonology and the Crystal of Evil Weapon Enchantment

The heroes' group consist of the following champions:

A grandmaster marksman with a longbow and a short sword.
An adventurer who is an expert swordsman wielding a rapier and a cuirass for armor.
Wizard siblings, Luna and Sol, who argue with each other. Moon is calculative and collected, she's intelligent and distant. Sun is foolhardy but also a socially talented joke-cracker and a ladies' man.
A Dwarven strongman carpenter who can supply the bowman with arrows as well as contruct mechanical devices, ladders and other tools. He is extremely stout and strong. Likes drinking.
A female kobold thief who excels in poisons, improvised explosives, theft and illicit access.