What's the strangest plot hook you've ever had?

>>54187605
What is that thing?

>>54187663
Looks to be a jpg image comprised of a series of panels from Flex Mentallo.

>>54187605
Is that Flaming Carrot?

The party were time traveling maids who needed to go back in time and fix history. They had to find Van Gogh and sabotage his career and family life so he commits suicide.

>>54187605
Hired to cut out the heart of a love cult's high priest.

>>54187605
Characters had to seek out an eccentric academy of wizards to return the monks arms back to normal instead of mutated lobster claws.

>Guys, I may have fucked up while gambling last night. I need all of you guys to find girlfriends in the next three weeks, or the mob's gonna bust my kneecaps.
>>but we're at an engineering school!
>Fuck.