Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1596: Merge the Multiverse!

>>54177039
>no edition
Shamefur dispray.

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He'll be available in only a few hours.

Hope you saved your quartz.

>>54177051
Thank you Gilgamesh for the very nice presents.

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>>54177051
You can keep your fruity golden living definition of Egomania.

I'll stick to the poisoned flower of the night.

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>>54177051

I'm saving for Okita.

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>>54177072

Good Taste confirmed.

>It's already a Fate thread
I wish I had something controversial and argument-starting to post.

>>54177051
Dammit! I didn't

>>54177090
We could dig up PrincessAnon if you really want.

>>54177090
Uh. Could give Slaanesh capstone suggestions?

>>54177111
How does Slaanesh feel about elven puberty butt honey?

>>54177124
What jumps have the best butt honey?

Alternatively, what perks let you poop things besides poop?

>>54177090
Go make a replacement jump. Or crowdsource it with the thread.

>>54177051
I wish, I suck at Gacha type games in general and when I look at everyone else's level when you choose a guest servant, I feel bad since I'm still at like lvl. 10 and others are already at 30 and higher.

I don't know what I'm doing at all.

>>54176858
As it's a "Liberty" which you're already supposed to have paid for with a "Restriction", why not just state that while mechanically you build for each jump as normal, the backgrounds you picked then combine to affect your insertion into the merged setting?

E.g. I decide to Combine the jumps "007" and "Halo", picking the MI5 Support and Pureblood origins respectively. I find myself in a secret world of magic and espionage, where young wizards learn to become as the next generation of Secret Aurors to defend Queen and Wizarding World, in the hopes of passing the NEWTs to receive a license to Avadra Kedavra and fight the evil forces of SPECTRE (Sorcerers Pushing Entire Control of Totally Ruling Everything). My family has covertly assigned me to assist the famous The-Agent-Who-Lived and prevent any attempts on his life from succeeding.

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>>54177124

...You guys aren't letting that one die, huh

>>54177153
Bleh. That should be "007" and "Harry Potter".

>>54175514
That can not be real.

>>54177051
There is an event soon? How do you know?

>>54177146
I actually do have like a dozen ultra-barebone-skeletons for replacement Jumps, but I'll probably never finish any of them

>>54177159
Shouldn't have been an SBer.

>>54177153
I'm pretty sure the whole point behind the Alt-Chain supplement was so that you can fudge the basic ideas presented there whatever way you want to.

>>54177159
Because it's hilarious, silly, and disgusting. It's hard to forget.

>>54177138
Kamidori is the only jump with butt honey, unless you count Aphid dew.

Also there are no such perks.

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>>54177124
Slaanesh gives a resounding "meh". The jumpmaker begs you to give a different suggestion.

>>54177159
Everyone on 4chan are secretly pirates.
We cannot resist the call of booty!

>>54177176
Surprise! It is real.

>>54177191
Post them later when the thread is in auto-sage, or when we're already shitstorming.

>>54177200
I dunno having your fluids taste like sweets/drugs, maybe with a side of addiction, would fit Slaaneshi daemons perfectly. Nevermind that it'd essentially make you some kinda succubus.

>>54177111
Making you a master in the art of surprise pleasure.

>>54177200
Perks that make your children awesome, fucking and perfection in the same perk without being lewd.

>>54177111
Some sort of biomancy?

>>54177209
I think it's funny that you brazenly try and plan out your next shitpost in front of everyone.

Got some plans for Dresden Files, but I can't remember: has anyone (preferably a mortal practitioner) shown transmutation of non-living matter? I know Lea made their clothes into the weird armor that they wore to Chichen Itza, but that was fucky fae magic and came undone at noon.

>>54177153
Picking an origin from each jump sounds reasonable. I'll see about working it in the next iteration.

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>>54177111
Something about making people experience extreme senses through a touch or empowering yourself on them to extreme levels? or having your mere presence lower their inhibitions?

I tried.

>>54177111
Super rock'n roll powers.

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>>54177192

Ok, stop with that. It was fun at first, but is getting on my nerves.

>>54177196
>>54177201

...Well then.

>>54176858
>An alternative possibility I was playing with was having each jump contribute 500 CP to the total. If the idea of losing out on CP in exchange for combining settings for writing reasons
Why not just make jump choices separately (with CP working as normal) for the jumps you wish to combine, and that merge the jumps settings together somehow to writefag what happens. And I wouldn't be opposed to the time combining either. If you want a setting enough to merge jumps to do it, presumably it is one you'd like enough to stay longer.

>>54177229
Perks are inatly lewd.
Some being more powerful than you is making you pay them to shove powers deep into you.

>>54177247
>is getting on my nerves.
Telling him this makes him post more. He gets off on you being upset because he's a shriveled raisin of a human being.

>>54177216
Is that really worth a capstone? I mean, maybe something like Overlords Slimes ability to produce drugs and potions... On the other hand, don't really like suggesting things from other jumps.

So where are the "You don't get bored" perk? Or something similar? I found a really good combo, but it might need something like that for maximum effect.

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>>54177230
A 200CP perk is fleshcrafting.

>>54177216
One of their freebies lets your body naturally produce drugs, and a 100CP perk makes it so things around you become way more of a euphoric rush. So you're covered.

>>54177217
See above.

>>54177242
See above. I also have an Aura of Lust perk which lowers inhibitions.

>>54177244
It's a 100CP perk, and a 50CP perk lets you heighten a hobby which can include rock and roll.

>>54177229
>mfw
...I can see it. Consider it a capstone.

>>54177111
Being good enough to make their pupils turn into hearts?

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>>54177111
Something that will let you make people beautiful and powerful. I.E, transform them into crazy twisted brainwashed abominations.

Ultimate seduction perk.

Ultimate cult leader perk.

Combination of the above?

>>54177297
One of the warhammer fantasy jumps have one.
I think it was either the ogre or orc one.
Elite Dangerous has a couple too I think.

>>54176730
Nope.
As a rule, if they aren't born with it or get it through CP, then it doesn't count as 'natural' for growth purposes.

I am going to have to leave in about 20 minutes, if you have any more questions please don't hesitate to send them my way.

>>54177111
Joy, maybe. The ability to take pleasure in anything you do and just keep really chipper? Maybe strong enough to pass onto people around you?
Based around her as being a Chaos God of pleasure, not just extreme or sexual pleasure but all pleasure even innocent forms of it.
Doesn't feel good enough for a capstone though, sorry.

>>54177297
The Symbiote jump. It think there's another somewhere but I can't recall.

>>54177313
>pic
Odds of that demon having a dick

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>>54177111
>Uh. Could give Slaanesh capstone suggestions?
Uhhh... Do we have already have something to plunge others into the kind of obsessiveness Slaanesh cultists get up to? Also, maybe something based on the Masque?


Anyway, speaking of Slaanesh, when you eventually get to Daemon Prince stuff, could we get the option to merge with our a bike (and other gear) like Doomrider?

Burning hair would be cool too.

>>54177328
At least 200%.

>>54177328
30% or so, Slaanesh likes variety and to keep you guessing.

>>54177328
It's one of Slaanesh's anon, of course it does.

>>54177229
Is that really a thing? I mean, I can't think of much mention of children relating to Slaanesh, and certainly don't really think of "broodmothers" and whatnot when I hear of them. Also, we have plenty of perks which are lewd, such as in Fallout and Demons of Astlan.

>>54177318
What are the odds that the powerful progeny perk will cause your kids to have magic in the womb?

>>54177364
Weren't the Daemonculaba made by a Slaaneshi Spehss Marine?

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>>54177297
Invader Zim has one too, I think.

>>54177328
100% chance of it having both.

>>54177402
Iron Warriors, unfortunately.

>>54177152
Are you just going through the story?

If you get good supports, you can power through the Ember Gathering dailies of a higher level than you should be at, which tends to give you a Master level up (and AP refill) in 1~2 runs, which lets you get a really high Master level (and thus more AP to use) and a fuckton of high-level EXP cards really fast. Keep in mind that feeding your Servants EXP cards of the same class as them gives bonus EXP.

Makes doing the plot again annoying though, since the only way to get more AP until the story XP catches up with you is to wait.

>>54177364
It's Red. She's a sheltered little bitch, and the chances she puts lewd anything in her jump are almost nil.

>>54177427
Shit.

Welp, last thread's few bait responses mean Timmy's on the prowl.

Keep your lanterns up boys, he hates light.

>>54177463
>Last thread
He's already hard at work in this one. He's still butthurt from how alone he was yesterday.

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>>54177111
A perk that causes you to improve at unbelievable speed at everything you do with no upper limits at the cost of becoming unable to perform below your absolute peak using the effects of this perk. In a thousand years you'll be cooking meals so good that a god would go insane the instant it touched their tongue... but you can't apply the level of ability gained from this perk to cook anything below that level of intensity and perfection.

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>>54177313
I've got a super beauty perk. Not a capstone, but it's there. Seduction perk may not be worth capstone, unless I swap out the seduction and beauty and beef up beauty to be capstone worthy.

...actually shit, I might do that. Just need one more capstone.

>>54177340
I've got an impulse cranker and a hell of a temptation perk, that almost feels like it'd cover the obsession. Also, yes and yes.

>>54177441
I feel like I should apologize for not going after low-hanging fruit. Oh well.

>>54177430
That's essentially what I've been doing. Just about to finish France at level 40

>>54177392
Given how things happened for Piper and Wyatt, if you want for the child to demonstrate some magic from the womb, then that should be fine.
Just remember that everything Wyatt while in the womb was either defensive or relatively benign. But you do whatever is good for you, anon.

'Fraid this is going to have to be my last post today. Good night everyone. I'll have a look-see when I get up and answer any questions about Charmed I see. See you.

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>>54177408
>>54177345
>>54177341
>>54177328

>>54177233
It's not shitposting just because you say it is. If the jump is open to replacement then there's nothing wrong with replacing it.

>>54177511
>he said, about jumps that aren't open to replacement

>>54177478
I like Brother_Anon's suggestion here :
>>54177318
>Joy, maybe. The ability to take pleasure in anything you do and just keep really chipper? Maybe strong enough to pass onto people around you?
>Based around her as being a Chaos God of pleasure, not just extreme or sexual pleasure but all pleasure even innocent forms of it.
>Doesn't feel good enough for a capstone though, sorry.

>>54177511
All of the skeletons I mentioned are for Jumps that aren't open for replacement. Although a some of them have Jumpmakers that have been absent for months, years in one case

>>54177518
A perk about being happy and making those around you happy.
Well, that's something I don't need at all. Ignore my little tear.

is there any perks or items that let me copy lots of books? I want to copy the library from doctor who without the tiny spores.

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For an almost god-tier jumper hwow difficult is the hardest drawback on steven universe jump? (in the rough)

>>54177229
Meh. The whole point of being a parent is to make your children awesome. Having a perk for it seems like cheating but I guess that's what perks are.

>>54177559
Charmed has a power for that I think.

>>54177532
There are dozens of jumps that ARE open to replacement. Go replace those instead and make a name for yourself for doing good replacements.

>>54177318
>>54177518
Hrm. You think I could make it different from this?

-Euphoric Rush (100CP): What’s the point of pursuing perfection and pleasure if you’re the only one who feels it? What’s the point of being the only one who enjoys things at a party? There is no point, it’s akin to a candle in an open room. Better to turn it into a blaze and let the fires of passion consume everyone. You can do this by making it so those around you get a much greater rush or high when they’re around you, making a drug that gives a slight boost in pleasure become a high so great they could swear they were seeing the faces of the gods. You could turn just about any pleasurable act into a higher form of itself, and even imbue someone with that heightened sense of pleasure for a period of time. Just be prepared for when it fades and they come crawling back to you, seeking that pleasure again. Unless of course, that is what you want…

Or should I just merge it with the beauty capstone?

>>54177560
It's still unclear, we haven't seen the Homeworld's full strength. We do know they can travel faster than light, some of their stronger soldiers are basically like the Hulk if the Hulk didn't have to stay angry to be super strong and their weapons are hyperspecialised for dealing with other gems.

>>54177559
Fairy Tail has Archive Magic. I'm not familiar with the source material, but if Archive Magic can't archive shit, then what the fuck is it for?

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>>54177560
I wouldn't know. Even if either of the jumpmakers were still around to weigh in, we still know nothing about White Diamond.

>>54177517
Until >>54177532 which came after you, how would you even have known what the jumps were?

>>54177478
Maybe something based on the whole thing with She Who Thirsts devouring the souls of the Eldar and Dark Eldar? Draining life force and drinking souls?

>>54177617
Is there even a White Diamond?

>>54177297
>get perk that you never get bored
>get perk that you never get tired
>get perk that you don't need sustenance
>miss your next jump because you started playing tetris and never stopped

>>54177634
Based on the white portion of each Homeworld symbol, everyone assumes there is, but nobody really knows.

>>54177614
Isn't it 'magic internet you can also use as shield?'

>>54177430
>Are you just going through the story?

Yeah, I just want to get through the story, I don't really care for the servants themselves as long as i think they're decent enough to get through it. That and my lack of taste doesn't really get me to do the whole reroll thing. But hey, I got Martha for the free 10 rolls, that sounds good, to me at least.

>If you get good supports, you can power through the Ember Gathering dailies of a higher level than you should be at, which tends to give you a Master level up (and AP refill) in 1~2 runs, which lets you get a really high Master level (and thus more AP to use) and a fuckton of high-level EXP cards really fast. Keep in mind that feeding your Servants EXP cards of the same class as them gives bonus EXP.

I played the JP Ver. before my emulator couldn't run on my PC, then on my Phone till it decided that memory space was taking too much. That one is lost forever, so now I'm doing this.

I knew the same types would give them more, but I never knew anything about these embers, is it those red quest things with the green cubes?

>Makes doing the plot again annoying though, since the only way to get more AP until the story XP catches up with you is to wait.

I'm pretty bad since I can't play a gacha game for more than 10 min. a day since I'm hooked on Warframe on my PS4, I just finished farming a whole set for Mag Prime and am just a systems away from Rhino Prime. Until I realized I only have one slot left and I don't know have to trade shit for Platinum.

I wasted all that starting Platinum on Limbo after I got a discount for anything in the shop because he looked cool, I didn't even know what I was doing.

Shit like this is why I wanna bash my head in for not knowing/ making all these stupid decisions.

But at least Limbo's rework was a nice surprise when everything about him changed, he's real fun.

Now I'm rambling, fuck it, I lack taste what do I know.

>>54177624
Maybe something with species/blood-debts? Applying your curses to whole races or families?

>>54177591
But I don't like any of the settings that have Jumps open for replacement. All of the Jumps I want to replace are because I find the existing ones lacking.

>>54177591
You ever ask anyone else if anyone WANTS those replaced

Because personally, the only one that springs to my mind is Hellblazer

>>54177507
Khorne is sick of this shit.

>>54177051
I did! But only barely. I was about ready to blow my wad trying to get Nero after finishing up Rome. Gilgamesh, Atalante, Lancelot, all of them I'm looking forward to maybe getting, and I have five 10x rolls ready. I'm probably not gonna get them, but I'll try anyways! I checked a video and him using Gate of Babylon for his basic attacks is too cool.

>>54177591
I can tell you masturbate to this idea, just because you think it'll kill us.

>>54177712
cuz nobody else matters :^)

>>54177318
Brother_Anon, something that came up while I was making a build.
Humans thing is that they can choose to be Good or Evil, right?
I was looking a making a Human-Demon twice-blessed of Evil alignment. The Black sheep thing is a problem because the humans are stuck in neutral, even though they are not a magical race.

Could you make it so half- humans don't need Black Sheep to be good or evil if the other half is the appropriate alignment?

>>54177624
Hum. Would need to make it worthy of capstone stuff, any suggestions?

>>54177472
I have something like it.

-Lord of Aesthetics (Slaanesh Only): To follow in the footsteps of Slaanesh is to chase the definition of perfection. It is a goal that seems to never be reached, but the pursuit of that goal is capable of transforming even the most unkempt and disgusting mortal into a being that is as terrifying as they are hauntingly beautiful. This even extends to the wargear that followers of Slaanesh possess, meticulously altering and shaping their equipment until it is as beautiful as they are. You share in this pursuit, finding that methods to hone your body or your equipment are tremendously increased in effectiveness and also seems to naturally lend itself to what you consider to be beautiful. This has the benefit of making the equipment effectively change to suit your fighting style over time, as well as creating a perfect tool to bring others to your fold. After all, pleasure and beauty is meant to be shared with others so all may experience it.

>>54177488
Thanks for stopping by.

>>54177595
That looks really good as it is.
I think he thinking of something like that, but a bit more innocent. Less euphoria and more joy.
Maybe a standalone perk that allows you to be a nice Slanneshi worshipper? Letting you give without making people addicted, making people feel genuinely fulfilled rather than just stimulated?

Do you have something written up for the Beauty capstone yet? Or is it something that's just come up?

>>54177595
Can I make a drug that gives them pleasure in not doing drugs?

>>54177723
On the topic of rare servants are there any ways to upgrade NPs without sacrificing another copy of the same servant? Needing 5 copies of Gil is just. . .

>>54177723
>Looking forward to Lancelot
He's a scumbag.

>>54177747
Maybe the ability to lay claim to the Souls of anyone within a certain distance of yourself, so that regardless of how they die, there Souls go to you? And then an additional way of using the Souls, though I'm not sure what.

>>54177738
Just make Black-Sheep free for all humans.
Gives a good reason why a half-demon might be good, or a half-whitelighter evil, because their human side can choose either.

>>54177659
>I knew the same types would give them more, but I never knew anything about these embers, is it those red quest things with the green cubes?
Those are the ones, yes. Ember Gathering drops EXP cards, Treasure Vault drops QP. There's a third one I don't remember the name of for ascension materials.

>Warframe rant
The grind got too real for me. Being a spess ninja is cool, but fuck that.

>>54177583
>>54177614
so those can hold all the books if every mile of earth including the oceans,magma, lava all became books . thank you i shall gain the greatest library in all of the low powered jumpers

>>54177659
>is it those red quest things with the green cubes?
Yes. They switch each day between the type of exp drop (it's currently lancer/assassin for me) and are relatively easy. The 40 AP ones are definitely the best once you get strong enough, as the exp cards are 3-4 star, of which you get 9, and also give 15000 experience points. If it isn't obvious, I think I'm losing my life to this game. Send help.

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>>54177634
No one knows for certain--she did exist at once point, most likely. But it's also most likely that if she did, she's dead.

>>54177759
Uh... fucked if I know.

>>54177757
It's something that come up. Haven't written anything down yet.

>>54177781
Yeah, it's the additional part that I'm uncertain of. Could take after that one Slaaneshi daemon princess and make it so absorbing huge amounts of soulstuff extends one's youth and gives a power boost, but it's a ritual?

>>54177777
I have no idea, but like you, that seems absurdly hard. I think someone told me that the first NP upgrade was the strongest though, so just getting two would probably be suitable for getting a really, really strong Gil.

>>54177780
He may be a scumbag, but I'd like a good Berserker of my own instead of relying on other people's Vlads and Berserkuleses, and he looks cool.

>>54177111
is there a perk that removes the cap for how much skill can accomplish?

basically meaning there is no limit to how much you can perfect something with practice, even if you have to devote an insane amount of focus to it.

(also, are there any jumps that already offer that?)

>>54177478
>...actually shit, I might do that.
Ugh, can you not? We have plenty of beauty boosts everywhere. There's no need to waste one of the most interesting slots in an interesting jump for something so... generic.

>>54177837
>>54177777
That first sentence was not supposed to say that you're hard, that just sounds weird. I meant to say I also think that sounds ridiculously hard.
Also, nice quints.

>>54177736
Ebin XD

BENIS

>>54177852
It's Slaanesh

Beauty is literally hir thing

>>54177851
>also, are there any jumps that already offer that?
Yes. About a half-dozen now.

>>54177791
>>54177805
Okay I'll keep those in mind, thanks.

>The grind got too real for me. Being a spess ninja is cool, but fuck that.

Yeah it is, I'm already a day or two away from the 250 Days milestone and I'm still only MR 8, I just can't stand grinding to get one weapon. That weapon being the Silva and Aegis Prime which is MR 12.

Sometimes I wonder if anything is worth fighting for, at least the Dex weapons from the anniversary events have carried me well.

Dex Sybaris is a good boy.

>>54177777
No, but NP Upgrades are rarely a big deal past the second copy or practical unless the servant in question is a tank because it's likely they won't survive long enough lategame to get 500% NP without chaining the NPs or maxed out CE abuse (Which don't need servant copies) from what I've seen.

Or you could just somehow spam double Merlin but that's a looong way into the future for the NA Version.

>>54177865
Maybe as a side-benefit or something, but even a shapeshifting perk would be more interesting.

>>54177111
Not really that knowledgeable regarding 40k, but one of Slaanesh's domains is seeking perfection, right? Maybe something to do with the pursuit of perfection with themes from the more prominent domains that other people are bringing up?

>>54177712
There are people who wants those replaced though. They've just been shitposted at enoughthat they don't bother trying anymore.

>>54177837
I'm glad I managed to roll Hercules. He's my trusty boss nuke ready to save the day.

Still keeping Kiyohime around as a waifu though.

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>>54177777

Quints of truth confirm

>>54177124
Did I miss something?

>>54177738
Go in as an Evil Demon.
Get Black Sheep, you can now purchase Human/Mortal
So, what's the problem?
How are Human's being 'stuck' in Neutral a problem?
I don't see it.

Also, why would you want to become a Twiceblessed human-demon, emphasis on the human?

>>54177787
Black Sheep is that 'good reason'. The various Races have their tendancies in setting one way or anther. Black Sheep existing at all is a big gift.

Look neither of you have convinced me, so if you want Brother_Anon to be convinced, maybe you should put your point out again a bit more comprehensively. Maybe he'll agree with you, but I don't think you're giving him enough to work with with just this.

>>54177851
There are several throughout the chain. The two that immediately come to mind are Softcap from Elona and Folded 1000 Times from Obsidian Tower.

>>54177904
Yeah dude, congrats, the people who got Heracles are making serious bank on both friend points and ease of getting through the story it seems. I got Carmilla, and I've got to tell you, I'm really not a fan even after trying her out. I know how her being bad early on was the fault of her growth curve, but I'm building her up now that Regend is starting to fall off after France and I still don't like her.

>>54177897
Sure. Actually all the Chaos Gods at least dabble in shapeshifting, even if Tzeentch pushes it the most.

>>54177901
There are, it's just annoying they tend to act like their opinion is shared by everyone else when at least just as many people want the jumps to say.

Besides, some actual shitposters like to pretend to be them too. Look what happened last thread with the fuckwit whining about "invalid jumps", he just got talked over until people posted their favourite builds.

>>54177912
>posting Senrans

Someone needs to writefag about waifuing Senrans.

>>54177728
You'd have to be a retard to think that replacement jumps are going to kill us.

>>54177916
Kamidori is mostly a legitimate turn-based strategy game. Towards the end though there's something of a sex scene rush with the girls. These are mostly innocuous and vanilla, but one stands out as very weird. You see, one of the MC's friends this entire time is a little elf shota trap who has been in constant denial that he's gay for you since you met. Well, he gets a scene of his own, where he finally hits puberty. In Kamidori, elven puberty is signaled by them leaking a 'honey' from their holes, generally when they're around whoever they want to be with. Yes, this includes for males, it leaks out of their assholes. So elf boy leeks his as honey, MC tastes it, and decides to collect some because it's apparently a good alchemy ingredient.

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>>54177851
"Folded One Thousand Times" from The Obsidian Trilogy will give you that.
There are others, but... I'm too lazy to bother remembering.

>>54177852
Conversely, a straight up "you are good at fucking" perk would be pretty generic, too.
I agree with you, actually, in that I feel like a beauty perk as a capstone would be kindof lame, but I don't have anything better. Nor can she. And that was why she asked for suggestions. Start suggesting things!

A shapeshifting perk might be pretty cool, but that seems more in line with Tzeentch. He's the big mutable form kinda guy.
I'd rather the seduction, to be honest.
But I'm going Tzeentch anyway so it doesn't matter.

>>54177408
That is a cute cat. Cuuuuute~!

>>54177901
Probably because when you act like your desires are the only ones that matter for a community drive with multiple people that access it, you're gonna get fucking shat on.

>>54177852
Well there'd be something tied to the beauty to make it worth it.

>>54177851
There isn't one so far in the Slaanesh chain, but there's also a ton of perks which do it.

>>54177723
>I did! But only barely.
Oooh oooh let me make it worse!
There is another announcement on the 11th and this event lasts until the 20th, so why not wait until then?

Or not, it isn't like a gacha game would drop something awesome right after another event where you would have already spent all your quartz just to bait you into buying more! They would never do something so underhanded and obviously profitable. . . /s

>>54177950
>it's just annoying they tend to act like their opinion is shared by everyone else when at least just as many people want the jumps to say.
If people want a replacement then there should be a replacement. The ones who don't want it don't have to use it.

>>54177950
>some actual shitposters like to pretend to be them too
You're talking to him, stop giving him legitimacy.

>>54178031
So we're going back to calling anyone who defends replacement jumps as shitposters now?

>>54178015
I checked a bunch of future Servants and I don't see any others that I might be terribly interested in for a while. I think Mordred and Tesla are the only others off the top of my head from what I could see, and they only come out after London. . .I think? (Though after that, looks like tons of different cool Servants)

>>54178051
Your false victim card is so played out the card text is faded out and the picture is flaking off.

>>54177990
Honestly that's a pretty reasonably reaction. If semen was magical we wouldn't be looking down on the people who saved theirs for whatever reason.

How does importing companions work again? I read the rules but I don't really know what the import options do.

I'm guessing they give my companions a point budget, or are they absolutely required for to bring them with me at all?

>>54178018
Quit pretending like you're the only one that matters, Martha.

>>54178031
Yeah, it seems obvious in hindsight. Well, that's what I deserve for giving people the benefit of the doubt eh?

>>54177297
>I found a really good combo
>>54177647
>miss your next jump because you started playing tetris and never stopped
Actually, the combo is
1: The honorary Elder Scenario reward from Charmed
>Everybody has a Guardian Angel, and you are their boss.
2: A Full Report From all Divisions from Chick Tract
>And now you can get remote reports from all of them, and give a instructions to everyone guardian angel at once.
3: Pause from Tropico
>Now you can pause time to think and do mental actions. Can include companions in the effect.
4: Power Combinations from Young Justice
>Combo Pause and Full Report to have make Guardian Angels reporting to you take no time.
5: You now have all the time in the world to speak with each and every guardian angel, learn about their charge, and give personalized instructions on how the guardian angel can best help them.
6: Some perk that actually allows a human to do this without going insane.
7: A perk that gives perfect memory to remember all this.

But you can now do actual Arch-angel / Godlike level stuff where like knowing the name, situation, and life story of everyone on Earth.

>>54178066
Importing them gives them a background and points to spend in that jump.

You can still take along without getting them anything new though.

>>54178063
It's pretty unreasonable to eat something that comes out of a butt.

>>54178066
Companion Imports give companions benefits like points, a background in the world and other things that vary from import to import. They're not required to bring your companion into a world with you, they're just there if you want to buff them up and really incorporate them.

>>54178115
Well its for alchemy right? I'm sure it gets purified while being broiled or philosopher's stoned or however you alchemise stuff over there. Besides-civet cat coffee.

>>54178071
Except I'm not? It's the other anons that insist everyone needs to like the jumps they like and the jumps are flawless so anyone who criticizes them must be a shitposter. That's the attitude that these people come off to have, because any time their precious namefag gets even the slightest bit of criticism they'll flood the thread with shitposter accusations.

>>54178066
Companions, bought, given, podded etc can come along with you just fine without imports, but they don't get backgrounds in jumps, and don't get any perks or items other than things they can pick up in jump.

By default, you can have 8 companions active at once, which means out and about in the setting. Each pod you gets you one extra active slot. Companions that aren't active are, by default, in a frozen time. Some fanwank them being in the warehouse or something instead, but others get annoyed with things like that. Up to you really. There are also some purchases you can make to get places for 'inactive' companions to hang out, like the Incredibles island, the boat in uncharted water, and more.

Imports give your companions backgrounds, so it's easier to explain their presence and they have memories of the setting. Imports also usually give CP, but not always.

>>54178142
The MC gets a taste straight from the source, anon. No prior treatment.

>>54178142
Also nobody thinks those people that drink cat shit coffee are reasonable.

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>>54178157

Wait, really?

>>54178115
YOU WOULD THINK THAT

But people pay hundreds for Kopi Luwak.

>>54178157
Well, I didn't know that. That is pretty gross.

I don't suppose he was simply trying to guage the quality of the produce quickly and nothing untoward?

>>54178169
Tell that to the professional barristas who made it into a connoiseur's drink, then

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>>54178174
>pic

That's rough.

>>54178174
You did play the game right, or did you forget? He scoops some up with his finger and tastes it right there.

>>54178192
He's pretty obvious to the trap's cocklust too. But yes, he was tasting it to see what it was and the like.

Taking advantage of freaks and retards is the entire basis of business, anon.

>>54178184
That another type of shit coffee? See above.

>>54178214
>He's pretty obvious
*oblivious

>>54178174
>that pic

Hey I remember that, it's a pretty nice comic/manga/doujin/series thing.

>>54177929
Anyone with a human soul choosing to be Good or Evil shouldn't need to pay a surcharge to make that choice. A Half human has all the benefits of humanity, and not being mode locked to a certain alignment is one of those benefits. An in setting benefit, even.

>neither of you have convinced me
But I'm trying to convince you, because you are an entitled asshole. And also not the jumpmaker.

>Also, why would you want to become a Twiceblessed human-demon
You do realize that is half-human is the most common TwiceBlessed in the setting, anon? And a half-demon was first one ever shown?

>>54178224
I don't see how it's nice. The girl is a piece of shit with an NTR fetish and wants to get raped by a random robber.

>>54178214
Cheese is curdled milk and people have been eating it since before writing was invented.

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>>54178214
>You did play the game right, or did you forget? He scoops some up with his finger and tastes it right there.


I...I admit it, I skip the sex scenes.

>>54178258
Cheese doesn't leak out of an asshole. Do you even know what shit is? Goddamn.

>>54178251
Okay?

>>54178306
Well you said it was nice and I fail to see how. I'm just disgusted by the girl and she seems to be making excuses to the robber, who I feel bad for having to deal with that creeper.

>>54178282
It doesn't, but people eating things that are 'rotten' or otherwise come from gross sources isn't all that strange.

Also, using animal poop for things very close to home isn't all that weird either. Use buffalo dung as fuel for fire because you live on the plains and there's no wood? Fine. Use bat guano to make gunpowder? Okay. Bury it in your fields to grow your crops? No problem.

But you recover some coffee beans from it, clean them off, and NOW you're an absolute madman?

Oh, also, honey is bee vomit.

>>54178328
Did you read the whole doujin thing, or did you only just see that pic. I ask since I don't wish to start an argument since there is more to it.

>>54178347
You don't put any of those in your mouth except the coffee and only the richest of bored freaks do that, it's not normal. Seriously, it comes out of a fucking asshole. Where he shits from. It's not remotely sanitary and probably has fecal matter in it.

>>54178355
Obviously not, which is why I'm surprised you haven't tried to explain what the fuck is wrong with her.

>>54178369
>you don't put any of those in your mouth
>honey

>>54178405
Doesn't involve shit, how are you missing the point this bad?

>>54178428
It's literally vomit. It's been in the stomach as much as feces has, only then the animal in question sent it back up through its mouth.

>>54178449
>Forgetting the intestines.
Also, anon, there's a tier list when it comes to disgust. It comes piss, vomit, shit, in that order. Regular honey is on tier 2, ass honey is tier 3.

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Let's get back on topic an tell me if you would like a Baka & Test jump

I think anon just wants to justify his desire to commit anulingus on an elf trap.

>>54178374
It pretty much started as a two shot gag as a response to all the lewd Kashima pics and the artist did that pic with the robber and continued off from there.

From what I remember Kashima quit being a shipgirl after an attempted sexual assault and now works at Lawsons. The robber, nicknamed Robba-san, had a sketchy past that isn't really expanded upon and forms a relationship of sorts with her and ends up making an honest living.

Thats the gist of it, if you want to read it for yourself, here's the link to the pool on danbooru.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11085

>>54178495
Baka?

>>54178495
I'd like you to not pick up a jump a day after you just picked up your last claim.

>>54178495
That would be funny, if jumper's chibi could use their powers it would make for some hilarious curb stomp battles.

>>54178472
Really? For me vomit and piss are reversed.

>>54178518
& Test

>>54178540
Johnny Test?

>>54178501
It's two people talking past each other on entirely different points.

>"Eating honey from elf butts is gross!" vs. "Surprise, people eat things you think are gross all the time!"

It's like one is thinking exactly the way you do and the other just thinks the first guy is freaking out over peas touching mashed potatoes.

>>54178495
A what?

>>54178539
I'll take mostly water with barely any bacteria (and no harmful ones) over stomach acid and food chunks, but ultimately it doesn't matter. Everyone can agree shit is the worst, at least.

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>>54178518

Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

>>54178528

Log Horizon is advancing well and I already have the perks for Saekano.

>>54178569
Advancing well? Is this good as in actually good or good as in as good as your previous efforts?

Stop claiming so much so quickly when you're struggling to make your stuff good as is.

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>>54178495

Yes please you beautiful bastard, I loved that anime

>>54178569
Post wip

>>54178569
>Arugment

>>54178495
Go for it.

>>54178545
No anon! This is complex business but those are two different cartoons, I think. Both end in Test, but one is about morons and the other may or may not also be about morons. The key difference is one is made in Canada, and the other in Japan.

>>54178654
Well Japan is definitely better than Canada.

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>>54178581

I think this one is a little better, thanks for the support.

>>54178595

Tomorrow, I'm on phone

>>54178598

Well, you can't actually win an argument with bullshit.

>>54178654
>Canada

That's scary

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What perks let you eat more without getting full? No, not "eat whatever you want and not get fat," but "eat an entire buffet and not get a stomachache that feels like you're dying."

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>>54178347
>>54178369
I'm reminded of a joke between Starfleet recruits in one of the Star Trek books, due to the recycling systems used on starships: "Remember, flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria."

>>54178569
Just ignore the shitposters.

>>54178663
Japan and Canada are both pretty cool, but this was not Canada's most virtuous creation.

>>54178668
Canada is super scary, there's moose and stuff just waiting up there, lurking.

>>54178704
That's a very efficient recycling system.

>>54178654
>The key difference is one is made in Canada, and the other in Japan.
I'll take the Johnny Test one. Never even heard of Baka & Test.

>>54178718
>Canada
>America except with a UK-style government
>Cool
It's pretty much the opposite in all but temperature.

>>54178687
Sims has Steel Bladder, and High School Of The Dead has 401(k).

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>>54178668

Are you going to make the Jump or not Rick? and don't forget the Option to buy an Academy of your own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyAsIFsh9mg

>>54178727
I don't know what Baka & Test is either, but I'm assuming it's about idiots and tests.

>>54178495
Don't lie to me, we all know that your mental process in this was "trap elf butt honey=>cute traps=>Hideyoshi from Baka and Test=>Baka and Test jump".

>>54178732
>pic
That fox-lady is up to no good.

By what means could a Jumper have the Imperial Manse recognize it as an owner/high-ranking-person?

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>>54178566
> I'll take mostly water with barely any bacteria (and no harmful ones)
Piss isn't sterile unless you cram a catheter in someone and draw it out through a sterile tube and put it in a container. The second it goes through the urethra, it's got bacteria in it, including potentially harmful ones, because your dick and vaginal orifices are warm most holes that bacteria likes to go into and multiply.
A tertiary mechanism of urination is that the acidic fluid that is your piss flushes out bacteria from your urethra, and in fact, if you go a long enough time without taking a piss, bacteria will actually crawl down through your pee-hole down into your bladder and cause urinary tract infections, which are a bad time all around.

I had to learn this.
Apparently it pisses hospitals off, both because of people trying to drink their own piss because "it's sterile!" and catching bacteria, but also because if you have a catheter tube crammed down into someone long enough that means the bacteria lining the walls of your urethra can't be flushed away, because it's outside the tube, which makes it incredibly easy for catheter patients to get urinary tract infections.
The fact that I know so much about piss is physically painful for me.

Also, we should talk about something else now.

>>54178729
I have a friend up there and he is most certainly not experiencing low temperatures.

>>54178687
There's a perk somewhere that lets you store anything you over-eat until your body needs it.

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>>54178732

If everything goes well then Saekano will be completed by Sunday. After that I will start working on Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

>>54178744

You...would be right.

>>54178765
Be a Solar Exalted.

>>54178783
I think that's in Highschool of the Dead.

>>54178788
Is it really that simple? (Aside from the whole infiltrating the manse thing)

>>54178806
Pretty much. It was made by solars for solars, and the dragon blooded had a bitch of a time getting it to work for them at all.

>>54178720
It helps that Star Trek has replicator tech, which means everything's just atoms to be re-arranged so long as you have enough energy, but if you're planning on deep space missions I imagine efficient life support systems are important.

>>54178806
Never underestimate the hubris of people sponsored by gods who wanted to blow up the world for an xbox, and then had the gall to declare themselves heroes for it.

Words to live by

>>54178806
For the most part. I believe there are still authorization codes you need to actually do anything with it, but just by virtue of being a Solar you'd have higher priority than anyone else in Creation (other than, you know, other Soalrs). Let me look it up, I think it's in Dreams of the First Age.

>>54178856
Fuck off, that was never the reason the gods rebelled against the Primordials, it was just something that happened afterwards.

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>>54178786
>If everything goes well then Saekano will be completed by Sunday. After that I will start working on Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTdj8zyhiqs

Can't wait my nigga

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>>54178775
>The fact that I know so much about piss is physically painful for me.

You could say your pissed of.

>>54178868
You're right, they were lazy and didn't want to do their jobs.

Fucking bourgeoise shits

>>54177111
One the Slannesh reward options from the RPG gives you a bunch of new sensory perceptions. That sounds like a cool option.

>>54178263
Whose the girl in the pick?

Also
>I...I admit it, I skip the sex scenes.
Boo!!!

>>54178786
>If everything goes well then Saekano will be completed by Sunday. After that I will start working on Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu
What about your other wip jumps?

>>54178980
>Fucking bourgeoise shits
Surely you mean fucking proletariat shits, right? Because they were still the working class of Creation's supernatural beings, just high up in that class. Like union bosses.

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>>54178994
>Whose the girl in the pick?

Haruno from Oregairu. We got a jump of that.


>What about your other wip jumps?

Log Horizon is still in the making until I finish it. (I'm making progress)
Pandora Hearts is on hold until I get enough experience to make a jump good enough for the setting.
Saekano should be finished on Sunday
...That's it.

>>54179032
I was thinking middle classes specifically because they still got a tithe of prayer, while nobody prayed to humans or even Dragon Kings.

I guess the Incarnae might count though, since two of them were the Primordials' surrogate son/ideal dildo

Tokyo ghoul jump question here. Took investigator, and one eyed monarch, by doing that I have become a ghoul, which makes To serve man a mandatory drawback for me, right?

>>54179085
>Haruno from Oregairu.
Really? Doesn't really look like her.

>Log Horizon is still in the making until I finish it. (I'm making progress)
>Pandora Hearts is on hold until I get enough experience to make a jump good enough for the setting.
>Saekano should be finished on Sunday
>...That's it.

huh I thought we also doing some other stuff. Must have confused you with someone else.

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So I've been meaning to ask. Black Crusade will apparently have an option to become a Daemon Prince. But can someone explain what that really entails to someone who mostly knows about 40k from this thread and TTS?

>>54179122
Yes. Though if you also took the Sunlit Garden perk you would be able to eat normal food as long as your RC count was low enough.

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>>54179132
>Really? Doesn't really look like her.

The artist is the dude that made "Fujimi Lovers" manga.

>I thought we also doing some other stuff

Nah.

Well, I'm going to sleep

Hey, what are some good and/or really, REALLY bad first jumps? I keep getting stuck trying to choose one.

>>54179176
Twisted and badass daemonic form + hella warp-based psykic power boost, plus the personal attention of your related Chaos God(s).

>>54179216
Would I still get a boost to my psyker powers if I'm a Khornate Daemon Prince?

>>54179231
Man I dunno. Khorne might do the thing, he might go "NO YOU MUST HAVE THE UBERMUSCLES"

>>54179176
Well Daemon Princes are essentially immortal. When you get killed you just get banished back to the Warp for a period that is usually 1000 years and a day. How that works with Jumpchain I have no idea.

Other than that your soul gets changed to a daemon one, your mortal physical body gets replaced by one made of the energy of the warp, you become super powerful often with a boost to or gaining of Psychic abilities if your not Khorne aligned.

>>54179231
>Would I still get a boost to my psyker powers if I'm a Khornate Daemon Prince?
Nope. Khorne hates psykers so no physic abilities for you.

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>>54179207
>Good first jump
Touhou, with the Increased Fanon 0-point 'drawback'
Friendly games with friendly people!
Great powers, too.


>REALLY BAD first jump
Touhou, with 'No Spell Card Rules'
Battles between gods leave the world a shattered wasteland.

>>54179186
Baller! Thanks anon, I thought I was going to have to eat ghouls to avoid having to eat people.

>>54179207
I think Hero BBS/Yūsha Gojo Kumiai Kōryūgata Keijiban makes a great first jump. You get 8 free companions along with access to some really good perks including a harem one if you're so inclined.

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>>54179085
IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME

>>54179207
Overlord (series) for that sweet level 100, pay to win items and world class items, class skills, monster race options, and powerful companions.

>>54179278
Yeah instead of being a regular one eye ghoul or an artificial ghoul the Sunlit Garden perk makes it so your a Quinx which means your kakuhou (the organ from where your kagune emerges from) is covered in metal and sits in a set of special frames which prevents it from fully fusing itself with your body. As a result your weaker than a normal ghoul but you can eat normal human food. However if your RC count goes up by eating ghouls or by having enough of the frames removed then your stuck eating humans or ghouls.

>>54179207
Gauntlets can make good 1st jump.
You aren't used to having powers, so them being removed won't suck so much. Final Fantasy Mystic Quest is a good one.

Worm would suck as a first jump.

>>54179207
>really, REALLY bad first jumps

Terra Formars

GET JOHJ'D.

>>54179207
007 seems like a good or bad first jump depending in the Bond. Nobody wants to get killed in a drive-by by Blofeld.

Jumpers, what are some really good first jumps other than Pokemon & Generic Universal Monsters?

>>54179270
>>54179295
>>54179367
>>54179473
>>54179487
>>54179514
Thanks for the info, everybody!

Sparkly vampire question.

Twilight jump says start is August 2005 but books begin January 2005, is this an error or do we start in book 2 and not book 1?

>>54179575
Probably an error.

>>54179207
>>54179534
Nanoha.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/51456687/#51458772

Alright I give up what is ToDaG?

>>54179487
I keep hearing about it, and I think I read the first 2 chapters or so.

How bad is it, actually? It's just a bunch of physically strong cockroach musclemen, right?
Or did it get really really dumb?

>>54178687
Ogre Kingdoms have a few perks, and the 100cp perk for Norm Queens from Tyranids lets you store biomass in a pocket dimension.

>>54179668
It's been continuing to get really fuggin dumb.

>>54179668
The cockroach musclemen are more OP than first believed.

>>54179668
The Muscle Roaches are also hyper intelligent and adaptable. After they kill off that first expedition of humans, a second expedition of humans surgically altered to have superpowers goes in years later to really take it to them. That was the plan, the plan failed mostly. Most of them got slaughtered, internal betrayals, the Johj figured out how to mimic the superpower surgeries from the harvested corpses using pointy rocks.

Anyways, things have escalated, most of the world is wracked with disease, the illuminati was collaborating with the roaches, China too, aliens are involved somewhere, humanity is totally fucked, the roaches have a roach Jesus leading them, etc.

>>54179668
The Roaches are initially able to continue fighting after being shot multiple times in the chest or getting their heads chopped off. They then start to salvage the enhancements made to the Mars expeditions.

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>>54179668
Things get really weird and dumb as soon they leave Mars. Turns out that they have rape caves where they force people to breed so they can inject the infants with roach DNA for Roach Hybrids. The Newton family is behind everything because their entire goal is perfection.

Roaches have been on Earth all along. They've had a base of operations in Antarctica and are now invading Japan with Roached Whales.

>>54179649
Tales of Demons and Gods.

>>54179746
Thanks, it seems so obvious now.

>>54179743
>>54179740
>>54179719
>>54179712
>>54179700

Holy shit

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>>54179719
Also, there was something about the author actually being really asocial and thinking humanity is garbage? Like, he's basically rooting for the Johj, or the Johj is possibly some kind of punishment for being human, or something.

Also the rape dungeons. Which were only revealed sometime after the jump was made, so, not the jumpmaker's fault. But those were a thing.

I don't remember if/think the jump was ever updated to reflect this, but I remember the rule about "you need to keep mars intact!" was rescinded, like, the jumpmaker said, "No, fuck it, you can blow them all to hell fuck this setting fuck them all."
So yeah!

>>54179772
How do we know you're not an SBer? Or a QQer, for that matter? You were one of the ones pushing for lewd jumps, after all.

>>54179805
Only an SBer would try to incriminate another to avoid blowing their own cover.

>>54179805
WOW. Now that's a shot in the dark.

>>54179772
>I remember the rule about "you need to keep mars intact!" was rescinded, like, the jumpmaker said, "No, fuck it, you can blow them all to hell fuck this setting fuck them all."

Amazing.

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>>54179805
You're adorable! Here's some (You)s.

>>54179805 >>54179805
>>54179805 >>54179805

>>54179772
Yeah, the author really hates people in general iirc. He's really got some weird thing with the Chinese specifically though. Like someone mentioned the Johj were designed based on propoganda posters of the Chinese, and the Chinese are one of the ultimate villains that betrayed humanity and fuck over everyone else and yeah.

This thread is the first time I've heard of the rape dungeons honestly, which is pretty fucked up.

>I don't remember if/think the jump was ever updated to reflect this, but I remember the rule about "you need to keep mars intact!" was rescinded, like, the jumpmaker said, "No, fuck it, you can blow them all to hell fuck this setting fuck them all."
Yeah, I remember the same thing.

>>54179805
When you call everyone a SBer the word loses any meaning it might have had.

>>54179864
...You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>>54179835
>Four yous

I WILL BREAK YOU.

>>54179871
It encourages more meaningless shitposting with people arguing over SB and crossposting.

>>54179772
>>54179841
Rape dungeons? What? Please, explain further, I am morbidly curious.

>take Samaritan from Person of Interest as a companion
>take the Project Insight helicarrier from MCU 2
>import them together as a Fog ship in Arpeggio of Blue Steel
[OPPRESSION WAIFU INTENSIFIES]

>>54179910
Half-Johj, half-Human hybrids.

>>54179910
It's something that showed up in one chapter and people magnified it to meme proportions, just like the author racism and superior Japanese Hitler memes.

>>54179925
Now take them to ghost rider so they can upgrade from helicarrier to hellcarrier.

>>54179928
Please, cease explaining further, my curiosity is thoroughly repressed.

>>54179936
>Hellcarrier

I like the way you think, anon.

>>54179936
>ALL EVIL WILL BE PURGED
Though I do need a normal human name for her.

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>>54179941
You asked for this, remember that.

>>54179944
Please, I made that thing back when the jump first came out. It's old news, if not well circulated.

>>54179961
...Helen?

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>>54179941
They kidnap humans young, like 8-10yo. They keep them in huge pens, they strip them then give them clothes. They get like two meals a day, plus water.

Then when they're about 12-13 they breed for the first time. They put a male & female in the same room, then wait. If the female gets pregnant she gets more care, until the child is born. Then they take it away. After two births/impregnations they kill them using microwaves.

The infants that are born are subjected to experiments. They become half-human hybrids.

>>54179987
>if not well circulated.
So 90% of jumpchain?

>>54180052
By "they",do you mean the roaches, or...?

>>54180052
What the fuck?

>>54180074
Yes. The roaches do the thing.

So quick Naruto question, if I take Fanverse drawback and the SI takes Sakura's place. then I take MC-Kun I would take their place right? Just wanna make sure, would have been cool to be a 4th member.

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>>54180052
Vile creatures.
Navigator, prepare attack pattern

>>54180113
http://kissmanga com/Manga/Terra-ForMars/Chapter-184?id=276540#10

>>54180198
I find that funny, considering they are roaches and will probably survive.

>>54180206
>the destruction of planetary crust
Well meme'd

>>54180206
Not if you're doing the Exterminatus right. The heat of the planets atmosphere should be enough to break up DNA making it impossible for any life running on genetics to survive.

>>54180199
Man, when I started it a year ago I thought it was a HFY story about humanity over coming intense odds. But it was actually a humanity fuck you story about godtier rape monsters...I think I need to lay down now.

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>>54180288
's the problem with making jumps before their source has ended. You think you know where they're going and then BAM! Rape dungeons!

>>54180169
I... think you would take the place of Sakura as normal, but the SI would still exist, likely on another team, though it's up in the air whether they'd replace someone else in a canon team, or if they'd show up as part of a completely new team of nobodies -- the implication here being that the nobodies probably didn't graduate that year without the SI carrying them, thus screwing up canon a little bit more than it already has.

At least, that's my interpretation. That's some heavy "fanwank it" territory, and you'd have to find and ask Ninjanon to know for sure. I don't think he's been around for awhile, though.

>>54180198
Turn the planet into an asteroid field! It's the only way to be sure.

That picture reminds me of a Mycon world from Star Control 2, and it's making me really jones to start a new game.

>>54180288
It still is a HFY story. The humans are winning despite everything going the wrong way.

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Where can I recruit mad scientists?

>>54180329
Could you specify what field of mad scientist?

>>54180329
There's a decent one in Lovecraft jump.

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>>54180320

>>54180348
Manic engineers capable of partially defying the laws of physics to create wonders of weaponry, biology, architecture, and machinery.

>>54180329
Generic Universal Monsters, Van Helsing, Rick and Morty, and Worm off the top of my head.

>>54180329
Genius The Transgression

>>54180329
Rick and Morty probably is your best bet.
Tenchi Muyo if you have a pod available and can talk Washu in to coming would be a good choice as well.

>>54180329
Girl Genius

>>54179936
>helicarrier
>>54179944
>I like the way you think, anon
Take Dahak from Empire from the Ashed Jump
Make it the size of the Sun in Titanfall
Go to Ghost Rider or MCU part 2 to make it burn with the flames of hellfire.
You now have an unholy sun that burns with the flames of hell.

Is generic builder a SB jump?

>>54180478
That's the best fucking use of the giant space testicle I've seen.

Thank you for being born, anon.

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>>54180478
Now I have even MORE regrets for not getting the biggest goddamn spaceship I could have had!!

>>54180500
Yes. It's so stupid.

>>54180513
What even is it? I'm afraid to look.

Drill swords are an impossibility.

They are lances or spears. Not swords. That is part and parcel of being a drill.

>>54178687
Cho Aniki is all about being a bottomless pit and calorie loading but is also really weird.

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FGO is retroactively making servants crazier everyday. This is Caladbolg, Hercules was able to block it.

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>>54180549
DINOBOT DID NOT GIVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE HUMANITY'S ANCESTORS FROM MEGATRON FOR THIS

DRILLS CAN BE SWORDS

>>54180524
It comes from this.
https://www.tthfanfic.org/Challenge-7849/Life+as+a+Builder+-+Builder-Verse+Stories+Wanted.htm

>>54180563
Drills.

Can not.

be swords.

I don't care what Transformers says, I don't care what >>54180557 in Fate says.

Drills are not swords. They are a LANCER'S WEAPON.

>>54180524
It's basically a jumpchain jump. By SB. It's as retarded as you think.

Jumpers, if you had to choose one fate servant of each major Class who would they be?

>>54180608
Gilgamesh.

>>54180601
Actually if you rotate the entire cutting edge of the blade it would count as a drill. It would just be a normal sword blade on a motor that spins really fast.

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>>54180601
Swords can be wings, and they can also be arrows, and they can be drills

Swords can be anything

You've been at this for a solid YEAR since Fergus came out, DRILLS CAN BE SWORDS

>>54180615
Ok that is your Archer and/or Caster but what about the other 5/6 classes?

>>54180621
SEMANTICS ONLY AID THIS FOOL'S ARGUMENT.

CEASE.

>>54180624
THE TRUTH WILLS OUT, IN THE END.

>>54180601
Technically a Drill could be either as sword have three major forms. Thrusting, Cutting, or a Mix of both. A Drill would just be a sword with emphasis on thrusting like an rapier.

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>>54180669

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>>54180329
Marvel and DC.

Especially DC, since they used to buy out competitors left and right and therefore have the mad scientist population of at least five normal 1940s-1950s-era comic book universes in their continuity.

Also, Mega Man and Portal seem like pretty good bets. .

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>>54180650
THIS
IS
A
SABER

>>54180707
HE'S A FOCKEN LANCER IS WOT HE IS.

>>54180690
Now a lance, by definition, is"a long weapon for thrusting." So if you attached a large shaft to it, the Drill would be a Lance. But if it has a small handle built for one hand/arming sword or a two-handed/long sword.
So really, what is attached too the drill is going to declare if it is a sword or a lance.

>>54180524
It's the SB solution for things that don't have jumps. It's not as bad as the SB shitters are trying to push it as and it won't affect us anyways, SB is learning to keep jumps to their own drives.

YOU DUMBASSES! SPIRAL POWER MEANS A DRILL CAN BE ANYTHING!

>>54180741
So it's a lazy solution that enables people to be even lazier than they already are?

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>>54180733
>>54180752

>>54180707
Calling a Drill a saber is going too far as saber's typically only had a single edge and given a decent curve as they were designed for slashing, Though some sabers did not have the curve so as to thrust, they still only had one edge. A drill cannot count as a single edged weapon.

>>54180764
Swords are arguable one of the most flexible and varied melee weapons in existence. It's not hard to count a drill as a sword.

>>54180727
It is just an oversized thrusting sword anon, it would need a longer shaft to be a lance. Sure it would work better as a lance than as a sword but he can use it however he wants.