Can we have a good ol' greentext thread?

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>>54176168
Bump

>>54176723
Oh, forgot to say that I'm not OP

>>54176723
Honestly my favorite greentext story ever.

>>54177140
>Long
Imagine if that guy had to read Stonewall.

>>54177033
What's sad is realizing I found this on another thread and it 404'd on me.

This was one of the worthy few I managed to save...

>>54177206
Stonewall?

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>>54176168

>>54177477
Memories of a Stone Wall: almost 20 threads worth of greentext of one guy's L5R campaign

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=stone+wall

You can find threads 9 - 11 linked in thread 19

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>>54176168
Love these threads. I'll send what I have.

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>>54177645
Thanks comrade, I've been hoping for another good thread...

Does anyone have the one where a party member has to take a drow as a wife?

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I have this one, kinda old but still great

>>54177839
This never happened.

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>>54178331
It doesn't seem THAT fake, at least compared to other greentext (pic unrelated)

>>54178560
Don't tell me you believe in Sith Janitor too. If those stories happened, I bet my arm and a leg that the writer took some extreme liberties with the truth.

>>54178625
Sith Janitor is far less liekly to be true, but still believable; both are likely embellished. I've found that DMs are willing to bend the rules against insufferable players.

I'm certain that Solomon was not straight mundane in Kill Your Heroes, but rather statted his stealth power as being mundane. In the same vein, there's nothing unbelievable about shitty players playing heroes as shitty heroes.

>>54178702
*fluffed his stealth power as being mundane, sorry.

https://warosu.org/tg/thread/37970138
Skaven are cute

Anyone got the lich in a box one?

>>54179076
That was cute AF

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The best

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>>54179696
dude what the fuck?

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>>54176168

Can I post some new stuff?

>>54181646
Go nuts

>>54178331
So? Neither did anything here, really.