Galactic Federation:Changeling Death Edition

>>54173926
And the alliance between the Rumar and the Raltekian empire is good news for us

>>54174126
Yes,it is.Now that the Perfected have been driven back,the Rumar can focus on the hunt.

Has any Perfected movement been spotted?Such as weapon smuggling,or skirmishes?

>>54174253
Several scouts have been killed in the border space but no large movement

>>54174289
Well,at least the Perfected were pushed back.The Horde still moves,though it now only consists of small raiding parties.

So,how are the Whales doing?They should have been fed by now.

>>54174487
Yes,seven worlds have died and several stars have been consumed

>>54173926
Us Ploraxian have been attacked by Eortan/Horde raiders recently, but we are repelling. Another thing is that the political dissident has been transported to Jotojer Habitat.

>>54174625
Well,those world's deaths are fine by me.

Hey Rukaar,how much would one of them cost?
>>54174707
It is good the dissident was moved.For a second I thought a firefight would occur.

>>54174755
The void beasts?well they are holy monsters relics of our war god but for you 15 good ships

>>54174772
Hmm.I can offer the Ploraxian ships,when I finish with them.A fleet of 50.They are quite good.

>>54174755
>>54174707
Will we still get to investigate his claims? If he claims to be representing a UE group it is well within our rights.
>>54174957
Do you think they would do good in the Federation fleet? Maybe our budget can cover stars.

>>54175205
He does. He was startled at the appearance of such troops, as his lawyer says. He will give an audience in a few days.

>>54175205
I don't know.I plan on getting one,for use in combat and experimentation.I have known Rukaar for years,so I am not sure how much they would cost for the UE.

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*Fills her tray with french fries, pastries and desserts at the cafeteria.*

>>54175233
Well we will see his fate in court.
>>54175270
I wonder how effective against a Court entity?
And on the subject of the Federation fleet should we have a proper war games exercise to test our forces in preparation of another war with the Horde.

>>54175356
If you want we can start a proper trade network of all of these goods. The trade fleets are pretty massive but what can you offer us of value?

>>54175373
Perhaps.Maybe do it against Ploraxia?
>>54175356
Don't blame us for when you gain weight.

>>54175356
Is that that chubby elf who looks very soft and cushionable?

>stretches and yawns/screeches
Good morning ambassadors and mate what have I missed?

>>54175956
Nothing much,though I am currently not at the assembly.I did send my Noo chef to the Imperium,to sample the cuisine.

>>54175811
Well I say we try to get all the nations who are interested in it involved. That way we'll all get experience.
Ooc it'll give us some time to fix and work with the fleet combat rules.

>>54176140
Okay.Though I will need to return to the Assembly.As of now I am busy.

Ooc
I am trying out stellaris,so I cant really play right now.Sorry

>>54175956
AH you have arrived,now i heard that someone must change there name

>>54176203
Not really,Rukaar.Why must you change it?

>>54176203
Yes we must indeed. I was thinking it be you but lets hear what you desire. Mate
>>54176222
Manners Carter this is a Royal Discussion.

>>54176261
So?He is my friend.
I will help him.

>>54176261
Can i not change my name,if any wish to fight me for it i can beat them to death with their own arms

>>54176578
Yeah,see?To change one's name would be rather brash,especially considering this was done for a simple reason of stopping the elders from pestering him.It seems too great a cost.

>>54176578
You very well can but I would prefer not to change mine. However if you refuse that might cause a uproar in some of the more devoted citizens.
>>54176686
Really? Thats the only reason he did this? Well Im having second thoughts now what do you say about this Rukaar?

>>54176711
I have needed a wife for long time,yes the edlers pushed it but now that i can see,you,you impress me i have wish other than to be by your side

>>54176798
Oh my. Well if you are sure then I will gladly be your brood mate. Our ceremony begins tomorrow!

>>54176711
Not the only reason of course,but it began due to that.
Regardless,just don't change names.It those citizens have issues,you can always remind them who is ruler.Simply keep your own.

>>54176846
I shall were my finest skins

>>54176846
>>54177226
Hey,Rukaar,can I come?I could bring the spear I used for the Space Whale hunt.

It is fine if it is a private event,though.

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>>54175904
M-Maybe.

>>54175462
Asurians have the -best- tech.

>>54175811
It is humanity's fault! Who in the galaxy has the idea of creating delicious but unhealthy food!?

>>54177327
No,it is your fault for consuming it.We eat what we want,and there are warnings.

>>54177327
Well what kind of tech can you offer us? Please tell me of all the marvels of Asurian science. Weaponry of course is an interest.

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>>54177327
Oh yes, that's the one, saw her once but didn't get the artist name,
Erufuda-san search, found it, synecdoche. What a gifted artist.

>>54177327
Emphasis on best of course
>Royal mocking laughter

>>54177937
Depends on what tech.
Some empires are better at certain things than others.

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>A flickering form makes itself manifest within the room, flowing chaos swirling around it's vaguely humanoid frame

*We Are Here And We Have Brought Caffeine*

>>54178486
Hello.
Carmine,is that you?Or are you a Court entity?I am currently in the Court waiting room.

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>>54173926
I manage to find myself in the weirdest places.

>>54179147
And ye are?

>>54179147
Oh,cool.

Hey,do you know the Mage's Guild?

>>54179238
Ooc
Forgot tag

>>54179238
Look two star systems to the right from Serenity,you can't miss it.

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>>54178703
>The being flickers slightly, disappearing, beforere-appearing before the Ambassador in the Waiting Room, alongside Purson

*We Are Not The Devouring Plane Ambassador*
((This Form merely Split Itself Off To Go And provide Caffeine To The Other Federation Members))
>The other being then disappears, presumably to go and do just that.

>>54179932
Ǫ̵̛h̸̴̡͘m̡̨͢y̴̶g̵͢͢o̵̷̵͞d̸̛͝w̵̢͞h̵̵͘͜ą̶̨́t̢̨ì̡s̢͜t̴̨̧͘͞h͠͡ì̶̢͠s̛͢͡͝s̛̕͠t̸͘u̢͞f̧̀f̷̡͘e̡̢̕v̀e̢̨r̷̢̀̕ý̢t̷̴͘h̛͟͠͡͞i̧̛͟n̛͠g̕̕͢͠i̸̴̷̵s̶̡͜͝͠s̵̷͘o̶̸̢͢f̸̨à̶̴̴s̕t̕͢w͠e̢̧̕ę͝͞e̶̕e̷é̴͢͠é̶̕͟é̢͡s̡͟h̢̢̨̕a̶̶̡̨͞ḱ̛i̷͢͟ǹ̀͞g̷̨͘͝r̷̀́a̵̕i̵̶n̢͘͢b̛́o̸̷̵̡͝w̨k̵̸̕i̸̡͡͞t̶̡̕͠t̴̀̕͟͜e̡̕ń̀͠s̸̨̀è̷͜v̢̀͢e̡͝r̀͟͡y̷̢͢͡w̶̴͘͢é͡r̶̀͘͢é̢͢

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>>54179238
In shadow we find the light,
Safely sealed in darkest night,
So make sure y'all keep it tight,
Wizards only, fools.

>>54180626
Can you read the omens of birds? I saw a bald eagle a passenger pigeon and a emu
What does that tell of the future?

Breaking news
admiral brylo has suffered a bout of insanity and murdered a wastes representative while yelling xenophobic statements. his wife interfered and was murdered also, he is now on the run with his child. more news at six

>>54180422
Please stop bouncing back and forth

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>>54180422
*Caffeine Has Been Administered To The Merged One*
((Success))

>>54180774
>The figure of Purson's minor manifestation floats over to Lucius

*Would You Like Some Caffeine*
?

>>54180722
THIS IS SLANDER AGAINST THE RALTEKIAN IMPERIUM AND A COMPLETE FALSEHOOD I DEMAND THAT THIS BROADCAST BE TAKEN DOWN NOW!

>>54182205
Calm down Khanin,they do not even seem to be a news network,they are just some fools with vox channels

In other news no perfected have been sighted in over a year after their defeat save fr broken fleet survivors and the rare bio monster

>>54183192
if you are sure my mate....but Brylo's name does not deserve to be slandered like that! It not only disgraces him,me,and the entire Imperium but you by extent as well!

>>54183306
I understand that but they are weaklings and scum,nothing that you should waste your time on

>>54173926
BREAKING NEWS: CHEMICAL GAS ATTACK KILLS 50 on AGRAMAR PRIME, UE SPACE. THEORISTS SAY IT IS THE HORDE
ALSO, FIND OUT THE BRUTAL CONDITIONS OF A RALTEKIAN PRISON CAMP, AND WHY THEY SHOULD BE CHECKED BY THE FEDERATION.
MORE NEWS AT 7:00.

>>54184058
THIS JUST IN
OUR ROYAL ADMIRAL BEING SLANDERED BY THE FEDERATION?
OUR PROUD RIPPRESS MATING WITH A BEASTIAL ALIEN!?
PLORAXIANS GETTING GUNNED DOWN FOR NOT PROPERLY REGISTERING FOR PRESS PASSES?
FIND OUT AT 6 COMING AT YOU FRESH FROM THE IMPERIAL HEADLINES!

>>54184086
Ok now I have a problem

>>54184139
Well if you want you can ask me to have them imprisoned and replaced?

>>54184164
That works,they are degenerates and should be punished

>>54184175
Well if it would please you I can just call it in?

>>54184185
Never mind,it is nothing they don't affect me
im just not use to media

>>54184139
>>54184164
>>54184175
>>54184185
>>54184237
Well... if you need a lawyer, to sue for defamation, I'm right here.

>>54184249
Guards! Who is this man on the federation vox?

AVE IMPERATOR CITIZEN
In today's broadcast learn about the strength of the Empire's fleets and how they've surpassed the Ploraxian Imperial Realm both in numbers and technology. In today's Xenobiology segment learn why there are so many homosexuals in Ploraxian space and what it means for the Federation. May the Empire prosper and may it remain the strongest in the galaxy!!
UE STRONK!

>>54184249
And you are?

>>54184281
>>54184272
A lawyer from a ploraxian legal firm, my friend.

>>54184301
Lawyer?

>>54184306
Yes, I've heard you've been slandered. Now, I could easily get out a few hundred thousand SFC from that case.

>>54184301
>>54184336
What in fathers name is a lawyer?

>>54184336
>>54184341
yes what is a legal firm what are you

>>54179932
Oh.Okay.
I'm just waiting.
>>54180722
Wait.
Did he kill my Noo chef?

>>54184409
No? He's been in the royal flagship since he lost his leg.

>>54184422
Then why the fuck would that news broadcast say so?!?

I swear,the news these days.I think Ploraxia should really vet it better.

Honest question. Is this basically a quest that tries to avoid angering people by not using the term "quest" and being the only one so it doesn't clog up anything?

>>54184457
No

How are you all Ambassadors?

>>54184497
hello Karl

>>54184484
What's the relevant difference then?

>>54184531
>>54184457
There is no DM,so it isn't a Quest,its more like free form rp.Though that's up to the mods.

While I don't consider it a quest,it isn't clogging up the board and being annoying.So I think it's fine.Then again I participate in it.

At least it is kinda better than the constant manletmarine and dnd suckz threads,and it isn't spamming.

>>54184279
THIS IS UTTER BLOODY SLANDER. THE PLORAXIAN REALMS MAY HAVE HOMOSEXUALITY, BUT IT IS OKAY. ALSO, WE SURPASS YOU. TOTAL BLOODY SLANDER!.

>>54184497
Apparently my Noo chef was murdered by Brylo.

>>54184727
I wasn't complaining or nothing, I'm just trying to keep tabs on the state of the board. I'm certainly not bothered by a single thread where people have some fun. I even read a bit of it sometimes.

Lets see if these damn comms are working now...Hello testing can anyone hear me?

>>54184814
I CAN HERE YOU, AS FAR AS I CAN TELL I AM VERY OFFENDED BY THE UE NEWS. I AM CALLING THEM RIGHT NOW! MARKON, I HAVE INTEL ON THE HORDE, TRANSMITTING NOW.

>>54184814
Yes,Markon,I can hear you.How is the Expeditionary Force?
>>54184803
It's fine dude,honestly its nice to have someone actually asking a question rather then just posting >>>qst.

So yeah,this isn't really a quest.I appreciate you asking though.
Keep on keeping on,dude.

>>54185076
Bad one of the the Dominions allied states the Jakaln Republic was recently occupied by barbarians in what I think was a preemptive strike backed by the Army of Lord Pholum a new warlord to the region that was going to be culled. I suspect he has backing from the Nebulon Witch Coven a little deeper in the Terminus Vaie.

>>54185460
Do you require help defending from this Warlord?And will you attempt retaking the Republic?

>astral appears in a state of fearful panic

guys I came as soon as I could but something was blocking comms. the wastes/noo ambassador/chef is dead FUCK I was looking after him and I let him slip for a second and hes dead and FUCK. carters gonna be so pissed, I need help we got to get the admiral or carters going to put me in the phone.

>>54185725
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh................. hey carter..... ITWASNTMYFAULTREALYITWASAACCIDENTPLEASEDONTPUTMEINTHEPHONE

>>54185856
Yeah,I know,don't worry.
I won't put you in the phone.Just track the ship down,and tell Ovaa of this immediately.

T̡his͟ ̢jųs͞t i͞n ̡Monom̕in̶d n̕ew ͝ǹe̷ţworks aré spurious ̨i͞n̨ ̸t͝he͝ir re̴p͞or̀t̴įng.̛ ͢Only͢ ̷P̡retho͜ŗyn ̷news̴ nét̕w̢o̷rk ̨i̢s ̨t̡rùstw͠o̢r̀th̀y P̸ŃN̷:̴ we giv͘e̷ sȩe͞ ͟th͞e͘ news with̨ ͟o̢n̢e tho͡u͜s̢and̕ ̡eyȩs and ̡ears̴ ̷bu͟t ̵re̢port with ̶o͜n̡e mi̶nd a͜nd͠ v̸o͡içe̡ ̨T͘od̷ay͜'s̵ h̕ȩądliner:͝ ̶the çano͟n̸i͘z̸at́ion ́o̡f̸ the͘ h̷err ad́miral: wha̛t ́does̴ ̷it͝ ̡m͘ea̸n̶?

>>54186054
> play this https://youtu.be/bfaITehDRdA

>>54185856
Carter will not put you in the phone astral,and we will find the admiral and hopefully he is alive

THIS WEEK IN PLORAXIAN NEWS: FIND OUT HOW UE WOMEN ARE TAKING THE RUMARIAN-PILL. ALSO, FIND HOW AN OVERWHELMINGLY LARGE PART OF THEIR POPULATION WHICH IS MALE MATE WITH ASURIANS.

>>54186267
Ţͫ̓ͣHͫ̓̓́̿ͤIͭ̏͌͂̔͆̿͘S̶ ͗͊ͬ̔́̄W̊ͣͧ̚Eͧ̂E͗͒K̆ͤͮ̚ ͆̃ͬ̄͋͌IͩN̎ͣ̽ ͗̃̍̊ͣ͘P̓̌Ř̈ͮͭE̾ͤ̒͐̉̄T̿̒ͤͯ͌H̸ͭ͆Oͫ͗̋R͒̊ͩ̽ͨ̔Y̓͊̑N̑ ̸ͦͯ̄̌͊N̵Ẻͦ̾̎ͮ̌W̢ͫ̈́̋̊Ś͊ ̆ͮ̿ͨP̴LŎR͋͑ͦ͗͌̎A̕X́I̽ͦ̓̑Ȧ̿͗ͪ͋͒N͐̒ͣ̋ N̔ͬ̉ͣͤEͯ͝W̆͐̉̈͢Sͦ̊ͣ̓ͫ ̇͛IN̷̋ ̨ͫ̂INͮ̋A̴ͤ̈ͦ̃̏ͩC̋̈́͂Cͤ̚U̧̿͐̄R̨͐ͨͣ̃A͐͋̀̑T̽̽̑ͨE ͐͢AN̏ͦD̉̎͐̌͂͜ ͯ͊́̇́̚͡S͌̔ͯ͑Ë̷́ͤNŞ͂̍ͬ̆Aͦ͗͑̕TI͛͐̆ͨͬ̓O͊N͐ͪ͂͡A̶̾̌L̇ͪ́̀ͪͧ̾Iͭ̍ͮ͗̈S̐̎̃̆ͣT͊̆ͬ

>Carter appears to be talking on the phone.

Okay,okay.....

That is fine,Astral.

>Carter speaks through his comms into the Assembly

Okay,it seems that Astral was able to successfully bypass the defense systems and get into Brylo's ship,restraining him.Apparently his son was killed and ejected out the airlock earlier.

He is also sending a drone with my Noo chef's body on board.

Both are en route to the Serenity.

>>54186810
> a Prethoryn wearing a news call and a suit bursts in and points a Mic at Carter
A͘mb̶a̶s̀͢s̸͢a̧d̡̕͟o͝ŕ C̡͠a͘͘r͡t̛̛͡er͢͝ how͠ ̨͜d̨o͢ ̡̧ý̧o̧̢u ̴f̧͢͝e͘e̵̕l͟ a̷b̵͟o̶̢͝u̸t ̧͠ţ͜h͡e̵̵̕ ͞s̡̧u͜͝d̶deǹ̴̡ ̵͢p̷r̷̴͢o̷l̀i͟f͘e̵r̡͠át͝i̶̢͠o͝n̶͞ ̶̢o̢f̀ ̧nèw̧ ̷̵o̡͝͡r̷̀͜g̴͠a̴̧n͢iz̸̡͜àt̡̨͞i͞onś̸ ̷͠͠o̶̡͠f̧ ̸sp̴u͜͞rio͟u̕s q̨͠uà͞͝l͠i͜t̢͝y,̨͟ ̧͘crę͟ḑ̀ib͝ìl̶̛i̛t̡y̴̧ ̶̛a͜n͢d ì͝m̵̡͡p̶̡ą̕ŗ̶t̛í͡al͟͜͞i͞ţ̕y?̷͘

>>54186969
>news cap

>>54186969
I don't give a shit.
Ooc
Carter is not in the assembly,you are talking to his comms

>>54187045
>oh ok
W͘é̛ ̸̢͞ẁ̨͡i͞l̢͝l̢ ́q͟͞ų̨͞o͞t͜͡e̵̵ ̕y̡̢o͝͡u ̢on̕͘ ̀t̛͟h̷͜at

>>54187116
That is fine by me,so long as you do not manipulate my words.

>>54187116
So Mr.Prethoryn what makes PNN the main bastion against fake news?

>>54187257
Mo͞st news ͜ne̡tẁorks ̨a s̡e͡ns͝a͠tio͘n̵al̛iz͟e͜ ̨stơr̕iès͜ in͝ or͢d̛er͘ ͟to͠ ca̡t͞ch ̷t̷he ̸èy̵e̸ o̵f̶ the̶ ͞pļebiáns off̵ ͠t̸hey̴ ̕soci͢et͝y̢ ͘an͟d ́sell p̢aṕér͟s͘. Ha͠v͟in̕g͢ ͞no̴ ͢a̛ve̕ra̶ge ̧p̕er͘so͜n to ̵Lán̢der
̷P̵and͞er̕ to͠ ̵a̷nd ǹo cu͟r͠re̕ncy to͟ ̨t͞ry͘ t̷o̴ acq̶uirè ànd ͝re͟p̷ort́ers o̕n ̨th͘e̢ ͠s̀cene dir̨ec̛t͞l͜y c̵om͟m̨u̕niça͠ti͘n̵g͡ w̨ith ͟u̶s ̕aĺl͢owes̡ us̕ ͡t̵o̡ ̶de͘ļiver̷ t̵h̡è mo̸s̀t͝ acc̸ura͜te ̵n͘e͜w exp͠e̷rien͘ce̢ ar͠ound
͠
C̴an we ́g͝ét a ̀qu͞o̧t͡e̸ fr͠om͜ ỳou on͠ y̷o̢ur ͘r̵ea͟ctio̡ņ ͞to b͘ei͘ńg̸ ͟declar͠ed a̵ ͞s͘a͡in̡t͝?

>>54187257
>>54187598
We ͝a̶l͟s̕o̶ h͟a͞vè a ͞mess̶ag̸e̢ ́fŗo̶m̶ u̕n̛it ̧t͟we͞l̵ve śayińg͠ they̧ we'v̢e ͘ne͘ver̛ ̷h̡ad ͟m̵eda̷l̡s ̵b̀e̕f͞ore but͝ t̨h̸ey ̴s̡e͠em̀ l̨i̕k͘e a c̸o̧o͡l̵ i̕de̵a͡ ̀an͘d ás̛ so͟o̷n as ̧we̸ còm͠e up ͢wi͘th s͘om̧e ͢good̸ ones̡ you ẁil̢l ́g͝èt one in ho͡n̡o̡ŕ ͡ǫf your̛ cont͝rib͢ùt̨i͘ons ̶to ̨ǫu͞r v͡ìcto͜ry

>>54180703
It's a mage secret.

>>54188107
Oh,you use magic as well?Cool.

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>>54184409
>>54185725
>>54186810
>Puron floats over to the Ambassador after having floated quietly in one corner of the waiting Room for a while

*Ambassador The Time Has Come*
((The Court Will See You Now))
>The red curtains of the Waiting Room open slightly, revealing a passage beyond.

>>54188070
Well I've been waiting on the Emperor's approval and apparently you have proven worthy of the Imperial Eagle with highest honors. Your contributions to the war were legendary and without them we would not have received victory. Is their a particular form of yours that would like to wear this medal?

>>54188596
Understood.
>Carter follows through the passage.

another bumparino

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>>54189046
>Within the churning chaos of unreality, stairs lead ever upwards through the darkness, naught but dim outlines within the mess of colors and insanity
>Purson floats beside the Ambassador all the while, idly gazing around and parting some of the chaos as the two move.

*Prepare Thyself From Now Ambassador*
((The Court Will Appear To Speak With You))
*Forms Unbound*
((Unshackled))

The Rumarian fleet has arrived,we are ready for this wedding

>>54190658
I am ready,PURSON.Let us meet them.

>Carter moves forward,through the veil of insanity.

THIS JUST IN LOYAL MEMBERS OF THE IMPERIUM TODAY IS THE MATING CEREMONY OF OUR RIPPRESS KHANIN AND THE FIRST EVER ALIEN ROYAL IN HISTORY LETS WATCH THE WEDDING! HAPPENING AT 12:00

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>>54190969
>The chaos parts, and everything spirals down, both the Ambassador and Purson plummeting down into the writhing chaos, voices of all sorts whispering around them, hissing and chittering, mocking and chiding, laughing and weeping, and every sound in between

##########So######YOU######Have##########Come######

>>54191352
>Carter appears stoic,yet respectful,as if speaking to someone he knows as an equal,if not more.

Yes I have,Court members.You summoned me.For what purpose,if I may ask?

How is OMEGA,by the way?

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>The Vox link opens but it is not the Admiral reporting it is instead a battlefield report. Victorious UE soldiers fresh from campaign laugh to each other as the images slowly move to show the world's they've reclaimed.
It seems for now the Horde has broken under our forces any news?

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>>54191383
>The spiral stops, and both Purson and the Ambassador land on something relatively 'solid', the floor a strange outline upon the blackness of the space.
>Churning colors of madness and dementia swirl around them, pressing down upon them.

###You###%%%WERE------Called-----
%%OMEGA%%###LIES###WOUNDED###
((((How****Did*****%%%%This^^COME$$$To PASS@@@@
?????????

>The spiraling mass of insanity becomes a mass of words and -feelings-, question marks and gibberish phrases phasing in and out of reality.

>>54192069
Im getting married,you are invited to attend

>>54192242
He was shot,by one of your own.A knight known as Echo.

Echo used his energy to power the weapon that pierced OMEGA's side.
I vanquished him,in an attempt to prevent it.

Do you require help?Why have you summoned me?

LIVE FOOTAGE OF OUR RIPPRESS AND HER MATE AS THEY PREPARE TO BE WED.MANY GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED AS WELL AS OUR GRAND NOBLES
>Khanin walks down to the altar,her red velvet robes trailing behind her
>Rukaar stands at the altar,his skin cloak floating in the wind

>>54192736
>Khanin Strips her robes off,revealing ceremonial armor and weapons.She bears her fangs and claws ready for the fight,"I do"
>Rukaar takes his cloak off,his bone armor made from many past victories and his scars showing his many battles.His look turn hard,"I Do" He moves into a fighting postion

>>54193280
>They Lunge at one another,but Khanin blades hit true first,her blades gashing Rukaar's chest. Rukaar's blade cuts her shoulder a second too late

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>>54192360
>The churning darkness pulses and grows, stories and worlds diving and dividing and dividing, over and over, down unto infinity

######WE####Summoned^^YOU^^^@@@@@Because@@@&&You(((Can----SEE-----
%%%The%%%%###Signs###COME########
**They**Herald***$$THE+++++END+++++
<<<<<It Rises From Below>>>>>

>>54193952
Well,of course.There is the Censor arrival,and I believe you were discussing whether to Cease us.I have a plan for the Censors of course,but the Court is apparently reviled among the Federation.I do not dislike you,as you do what you must,but they plan to build weapons as you already know.I would like to prevent a war,or more likely prevent the destruction of either group.

Do you require help with anything?Have you come to a decision whether to Cease us?Are you in trouble?

>>54194094
Ooc
Forgot tag

I've returned Ambassadors. Things have been hard at the home front,the Radicals and Conservatives are close to civil war again. They're two of the most influential political parties in the Imperial Senate and are some of the most stubborn and bumbling as well. I trust all of your empires are doing well of course.

>>54195053
We are doing well, thank you for asking. And I might have a solution to the "bring of cival war" issue. How about you invite them to talk, and maybe have a Noo representative as a neutral party in the discussions, and we can provide the food for the occasion as well.

>>54195569
>brink of civil war*

Ooc: How could I have messed that phrase up so badly?

>>54195569
>>54195589
I will have to see. I will contact the leaders if both the Conservators and the Radicalists James Toddborn and Merris Ether respectively. I do hope it does not end in violence both sides have large military forces at their disposal. Even though they might be quite obsolete.

>>54188768
W̶e͝ ̡w̵ill͡ accepţ ̵wh͜a͟t͜e̡v̀e͘r ̶i͡s ̢tr͜adit̛ion͠al.
W̶i̷l̛ĺ you ̴a͝çc͜ep͢t th̸e orde̛r of ͝th͝e ͝c͘ŗúshi͘nǵ ͟c̴l̸a͢w͟ f́ir͝s̷t c̕l̵a̴ss͡?
Y͢ou͢ ̷ge͝t̷ a soli̡d go̷l͜d med̶al s̕ḩa͘p̀ed l̕ike a cla̷w͞ c̀ov͢ȩred i̶ǹ am̡ȩt́h͡yst. ̡We̶ under̡stand ̛ţhat m͟e͝d̀ál̛s̴ ar͝e͘ ͟sup̸p͟o̶se̢d̶ ̵to ̛be̡ ͡c̷ov̕ere̵d͘ ͟i̴n ̕p̧rev͡ious m͡etal͠s͞

>>54195569
>astral shimmers into view

the criminal shall soon be arriving, feel free to make any requests about his treatment. carter has asked his legs be broken.

>Civil war,
>Evil mages
>The court
AHAHAHAH, this is a good thread, a nice thread,

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>>54193952
"T-the End of Days..."
>Beally suddenly realizes that ,this, this was her purpose,to do this.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NTpFKQZnPA&t=90s
>She presses the small communicator, she's kept with her always, the first contact,
>Paps
>1...2...3..4...Voicemail.
>"Nah just kiddin."
>"So what you need something child?"
"A...I-i-I need help!"
>A deep,bass, sigh resonates through the device.
>"Well fuck sure! Ain't nothing but a G thang!"
>You could feel the wink through the phone.
"Well fuck , thanks Paps."
>"Anytime kiddo, sorry I couldn't be there this timARRRGHHH!"
>That'll give the Palace task force something to deal with.
>Space time churns, the universe quakes.
>The MDA appears chalk full of censors and their drone allies.

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>>54193952
W̬̤̭a͕̼̱̼̹ͅi͈̙̦ț̭ ̘̻͍͖̺͕͢ḍ͉o̪̪n͕̩'͚t̵̺ ̝͕̳̼̼̭͇y̡̝̯ͅo̱̩̬̻̯̟u͖̻ ̝͈W̱̫̱͇͉A̖̼͔͎̰͓̪N̮̙̤T̫͍͍̹ ̺͕̯̖̼̥̕ͅt̩̗͔͈̫̕h̺͓̼̞e̷̮̱͖̻ ̗̪̘e̩̜ͅn̥d͍̱̣ ̵͖͇̞̺͖o̫̳̟̜̻̮̙͞f͓̖̞̯̳̙̤̀ ̬̭da͇͖̼̘̹͚y̧͍͍̳̙̠̥̹s̥͎̮̪̼

>he gazes at his blood dripping to the floor
So why did we do this again?

>>54196580
>>54197822
Ooc
Um,the whole Court thing is not happening in the Assembly,it is in the Court's dimension.So you guys can't really hear this,since you are not there.

>>54199466
OOC: ok but I for one am rather sick of your ignoring others plot threads and having ones that only you can interact with

>>54199811
Ooc

I ain't trying to ignore others,just that I do not want to be in everything that is going on.I am going slow with them,so sorry if I seem to be ignoring them,But you guys could have interacted with it too,just that Astral and I were the only ones to really answer it.And it doesn't make sense that people who are doing other things can kinda pop into every single plot point.I am not trying to "lock down" plots for myself,but if you guys don't really answer them when they appear you shouldn't be able to just appear as if you were always there.At least in a situation like this,where we are currently not even in the same dimension.

Regardless,I am not ignoring the others,so I apologize if it seems that way.

>>54200019
>>54199811
Ooc
But sorry if I sound condescending or like a jerk.I just want the threads to be fun but still have some continuity and stuff.I mean,I never made these threads,and i don't want to overstep my bounds and make big decisions,so if it is bothering you and the others I will stop.

Admittedly I sometimes treat this as a game with a DM and a setting,when it really is just a mish mash of cool stuff.I shouldn't really try forcing others into neat little positions when this was not meant to be like that.

Again,I am sorry if I was being rude.I did not mean to be,and if this becomes an issue or bothers you a lot I will stop.
Thanks for understanding.

>>54200452
Your fine I just wanted to say that it frustrates me that now that we aren't doing giant war dice fests that our free form RP isn't being a free form RP. Half the fun to me is seing how our characters interact and particularity because I'm in Europe right now so if I'm unable to interact with things I'm not there for I won't be able to do much. But your not being condescending and I see your point I just disagree

>>54195718
Of course my friend.
>The Admiral bows down to accept it
>>54199466
>>54200452
>>54200545
Ooc just say Carter still has his Vox link active so we can all hear what's going on.

>>54200545
Okay.I know what you mean,what with all the different timezones everyone is in.And I agree with you.Just that it isn't really fun when the Court player is enjoying a moment of acting ominous and then someone goes "oh no I'm instantly gonna call all of my army at one point now",cause it kinda jibs with the thing.

But I know what you meant now,and I am sorry if that seemed kinda like I was restricting you.From now on I will just like assume you'reon comms or something.

Just that the whole summoning an army thing kinda shuts down the Courts moment,you know what I mean?

Anyways,thanks for not getting mad and hearing me out,dude.I appreciate it.After all,we are all here to have fun,and it is good that we can discuss things like this.

>>54200622
Ooc
Yep,that is fine by me.I just don't like how suddenly someon can just call in an instadeath army and kinda mess with the Court's moment.It would be like if when you were fighting the Horde and enjoying the battle,the Rumar and everyone else showed up and curbstomped the enemy like it was nothing.It would be messing with your moment,and I would not like for that to happen to the Courts moment right now.

>>54200643
> I mean I wasn't summoning an army I was just asking a question but id be telling a false hood to myself and you guysif I didn't admit that the court particularity the cat boi and lol randum mene spewing bealy didnt seem to me to fit the setting and that colors my perception and reaction to them so sorry if I'm being antagonistic and moment ruining

>>54200743
Ooc
Oh no,you didn't summon an army.Sorry if I made it sound like you did.You aren't being antagonistic at all.

But Beally kinda did,and it killed the mood a bit.

The Court is fine to me,since the whole catboi stuff was tuned down and so was the "space cthulhu doomsayer" stuff,now it's just a cool ancient being.The Court has become an entity that fits and is kinda fun to deal with.

But Beally is not a Court entity,and as much as I can enjoy silliness at times I gotta agree that a lot of the time she can be grating with the whole meme spewing stuff and then doing a 180 to go "the censors are coming and you'll all die but actually no",and it gets confusing and in fact aggravating.

And now she justs pulls an OP army outta nowhere and kinda messes with PURSON's moment.

So it was not you,just that Beally sometimes does things that don't really fit as well,as much as silliness is fun,this is now going into lolrandumb territory with her a bit.

Know what I mean?

>>54200808
> yeah I get what your putting down
And good point that the court tilted itself down. And I'm glad im.not the only one that bealy is frustrating. I know it's a free form but it irks me the way she doesn't seem like she's taking thus seriously our ever really in character.

UE Economic and Military Brefing:
Ship Production Per Year
>7000 Corvettes
>4000 Destroyers
>2000 Cruiser
>700 Battleships
>100 Dreadnoughts
Warmachinery Produced
>Tanks/Armored Vehicles: 8,717,298
>Artillery,Missiles,Heavy Weaponry: 100,757,898
>Small Arms:In the billions at least/Uncountable
>Other Vehicles:30,056,899

OOC:Just wanted to do an economic snapshot of my Empire and how the war had transformed it. Probably will do more but is it interesting?

>>54200955
> GDP of Prethoryn conclave: 0
They don't have a currency

>>54200876
Ooc
Yeah,the Court player is really good now.Like he does the ominous message stuff without coming across as edgy op stuff or something that will never happen.I enjoy what he's done,and I hope he does more.

Beally can be fun.I don't mean to make her out like a bad player,the silliness can be really fun.
Like when you did synched dancing,or when we stopped a Perfected world.

But a lot of the time it gets frustrating.I mean,the power level of the galaxy in general is ridiculous considering that some sidearms shoot nukes,but I tried to keep mine toned down with the Decay,and these threads are mainly for fun combat and rp,not for ultimately balanced wargames.

But Beally shows up,and while it can be fun it often devolves.The whole censors thing is kinda weird and doesn't fit much,with them being ultimate op dudes who have no weaknesses except for ones we make up on the spot that are ridiculous,and unlike the Court it is just plain annoying when the ultimate power and their drones are just lolrandom and make references while being op.It gets grating.
Sometimes it works,like when they almost robbed Carter and it cause a rift between the two.But it is mostly just frustrating.

I think if it was done better,like if the Censors and Adronians as a whole were less random and more unknown beings,it would fit better.We can have silly,but having meme gods that are op is kinda dumb.Plus,every time they appear all the other plot threads stop,and whenever we're doing something else it always rounds back to "When will we stop the Censors",and not in an ultimate evil way,more like it's something we hope doesn't happen every thread.

The issue is that,while Beally can be random and quirky,too much of it just makes the whole race into Kender,if Kender were also impossible to beat to death from annoyance and also permeated everything.I'm not saying to remove them or make them stupid,but maybe toning them down,making them less fucking retarded sometimes would help.

>>54201004
Ooc what would Prethoryn currency be?
Also off to work bye everyone

>>54200955
Dude,that's great.Actually,I was thinking of making a system where fleets are drawn from actual recorded numbers instead of estimated guesses,and where we can make more or hamper production.Would that be fun?
>>54201066
Ooc
I mean,the Court has weaknesses now,and not just "dance off that doesn't matter much weaknesses",REAL weaknesses,as if the UE can fight back and negotiation is needed.And the Wastes has the Decay,so Carter doesn't just pull op waste stuff out of his ass,I try to make him solve issues through smarts and working together with others.

But when every fucking time the Censors and co arrive they just curbstomp everyone until we go lolrandumb to combat it,it breaks immersion and gets on my nerves.One dance off is funny and cool.12 makes me want to kill myself more than I already do.

And it isn't even the memes,mostly.They are annoying,but some is fine.

But when the Censors and co have literally NO weaknesses,nothing to stop,and not even in a cool eventuality way but in an OP oc way,it gets really annoying.Suddenly,they're calling Carter an old one shard and trying to get him in a bag.Suddenly,Beally is singing and fighting at RUKAAR's fight.Suddenly,when the Wessari first arrive,they are called tin cans and asked to be fucking eaten!

It gets annoying because it permeates everything,and since they are so goddamn OP and lolrandumb,it not only doesn't fit the setting,it fucking derails it!While sometimes it is fine,mostly it gets frustrating!And not even in an Old Man Henderson way,since we aren't oulling bullshit dice rolls or doing op stuff.We're doing RP,and with combat being fair and fun we want to rp like an actual Federation.Not the fucking comic con of extradimensional meme bullshit.It's as if someone read the Henderson article and thought it would be funny to do that in every rp thing.I really hope Markon's Terminus thing works,because that can allow us to RP without resorting to a galactic death crisis every thread.

>>54201140
Probably a claw shape made of something rare but non metallic
Maybe fulgurite or petrified wood

>>54201140
Red lonster coupons?
>>54201066
>>54201174
It breaks immersion.And it isn't even where it doesn't matter like how the Court does it.The Court pulls off the Cthulhu stuff well.This Censor andronian bullshit comes off as immersion breaking OP edgelord characters who go from wanting to kill everyone to wanting to save everyone as fast as a kid strapped to an launching nuclear missile!

This isn't your fault,of course.

Bealky can make the Censors work.She can make the Andronians be silly and powerful.

But popping into the threads and changing half the lore to make your dudes be OP and spout meme shit is just annoying and stupid.

This is what I meant by not being everywhere.I didn't mean that you can't RP.I meant like how,if Rukaar is having a wedding,Beally just pops in and takes what should be his moment.

It just is frustrating.
So yeah,sorry if this was long Prethoryn,I just have been thinking for a while.I hope Beally fixes some of these issues.

>>54201276
How much would it be worth in SFC?

>>54201305
Don't know, conversing they have no real concept of scarcity our currency one could get you just about anything you want that they can get(IE non metalics ) so likely lots.
And also I'm actually happy to hear your thoughts glad I'm not alone in these thoughts

>>54201410
Ooc
So,they'd be worth like an asteroid field or something?Really valuable.

Also,it is fine.I think em too.I hope Beally can fix it,because the Censors and Andronians can be cool.

But right now,they are just annoying,randumb,immersion breaking,and butting their heads into everything,and I say this from an OOC perspective.Even Beally,the one that is the most developed,can often get like this as well.

I just hope they are fixed.Right now they don't fit at all.

>>54201689
Anyway I'm off to a prague jazz club talk to you more in a bit

>>54201726
Ooc
Okay,bye.I'll keep this bumped.

>astral warps in

right so whats happening with this lump of meat you call a prisoner?

>>54173926
Small problem. You see... you should look at the stock market. Erm... Ploraxia kind of decimated the stocks, we have an economic crisis now! Dammit, I need to transfer all my money to my account in the Ysravanar First Bank!

>>54202483
Another thing is that Kinrotos barely survived an assasination attempt, and then another thing is our vassals and the federation, there are riots everywhere. Kinrotos even survived an attack by more rioters at this Koter palace. He is arriving here by his personal cruiser.

Can someone explain to me Raltekian traditions,they seem different than the people i'm used to.and since i married their rippriss i should know a bit more

>>54202582
Who tried to assassinate them? And is that you Inkito? You seem to have lost your ID my friend. And on your economic issue perhaps the mighty UE can help.

>>54203102

hey I can help, can I pleas can I. I can purge the system and reset it. pelase can I help

>>54202994
from my sight they seem to be wartrior based, the large royal family is immune to death sentences. and they belive in the death sentence for everything other than first time minor crimes

>>54202483
>>54202582
Does Kinrotos require our protection?How did this crash occur?
>>54202994
I do not know.
Not like it matters much,just act how you normally act.

>>54203148
I knew of the warrior culture,as i hail from one.But other things would be helpful
>>54203170
Im not going to change,just wondering

>>54203182
Then I do not know.I would like to find out.Maybe we should go to a world with Khanin,browse their daily lives.

>>54202022
W͓̠̝̞͙̖͎̕e̻̠̩̼̗̜ͅ ͎͇̣̗̘͓h̛̹a̙̫̕v̷͕͚̯̮͇e̵̩͓̪̥̼̗ ̹͝a̦̙̘̩̭ ̧̼͖̻͔͈̘ͅp̫r̡̳͉͙͖̮̻i̫̞͕s̷̞͍̦o̺̩ͅn̷̦e̷̠̦̟r̰͎͇̙͈̞͝?̹̬̝̮̰
> back

>>54204406
>>54204317
>>54203182
Yes! The situation in Ploraxia, the W'nai State, and our Vassals have suffered a lot. Three gunships controlled by dissenters strafed the Capital-Complex, killing 50 (dissenters included). Kinrotos XVII's palace on Koter was also attacked by mercenaries. There is mass-scale rioting, and we are suffering. I just had to transfer my account to the YFB. It is also affecting the Federation at large, take a look at the UE's financial status.

>>54204461
T͓͔̖͔͍̜h͍̳͠e͢ ̯͉̖̯͉̮͖P͡r̖̩̮̭̠̝͜e͟t̮̰̩̗͜h͔̝̦̮͖o̮̗͇͍̼͢r͎̖̼̫̗̤ͅy̦̫̰̫̬̖̟͝n̜̺̪͖̖̦ ̨̼͈̯̥C̤̪l̨a̧͈̦̥̖͚w͖̺̞͚̯̗͈ ̝̮͔͓̦͓ͅi͕͎̞̠̙ṣ̗͉̗ ̺ͅs̰̜̤ṱ̬̻̀i͇̣̗͘l͇̮̣l̴̖̺̼̹͇̜͔ ̵̙s͚̳̭̞͜ta̡͔̹̠̘̣̟bl̵̰e͇̬̦ ̥̠t̡͓͖̺̫h̞͞o͖̠̞͕̫u̡̥̻̻̟͇͔g̶͍h̻̜̼̼̠

>>54204531
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE AN ECONOMY. WE DO. AND IT IS TERRIBLE. RIGHT NOW, THERE IS A MASIVE PROTEST NEAR THE FINANCE MINISTRY, THE BUILDING NEARLY BURNT DOWN. PROTESTS ARE EVERYWHERE. THERE IS ONE IN SERENITY RIGHT NOW!

>>54204548
T̑͑ͫh̉̓̈i̒͑̄̈s ̀̈́͊ͭis̄ ͭťh̿̋ͫ̊ͫe̊ ͊p̆ͦ̃ͣ̿ͩ̚ar͆̒̆̿̂͌ͤt̒ ͗̌̂w͛h̀͊ͬͣ͒̓ér̎ͩ̉ͩe͐ͩ̐ ͑̇͋w̄e͗ ̈ͬar̊̈͌ͤ͑̋̾e͂̆ ̓̿͆ͣͦs͐̈́̔u̍ppo͗sͪ̔͂eͮ̏dͮͮ ͤ̾t̍̐̎͐̌o̍ͫ̈ͬͤͫ͋ ͒͊͂bͩ͋̓e͂́̆̎ ͛̇̓cͦ̀̋͌ͬͩ̒h̓̈́̏ͦa̽̍͗͊ͫ̓r̈̎̋̚i͋ͩ͗ta͊͌̉͆bl̓ͨ̑̓̀̓̚e͂ ̓͆͐̊ͫ̏a͒ͧͤͣͤǹ̈̌ͪ̆̏d̽̋̉̈ ̎ͧ̐̑ͩ͌̄o͋ͬ͋ͣ̇f͆ͣ̿̿f̽̿̒͌ͦ̌eͤ̽͂̇͛r̍̓ ͒̆͌ͦ̄͌ͮỳͧ͗̎ȭͮ͑u âͯͫ ͐̎̋͌̎̐c̈́l̑á͂wͭ͑̌ ̓͒̀̉ẗo ̄̓͊̏ͨ̊bͫͦ̿̀uͦyͦ͐͋ ̑̃ͫ̇̀sͯ̒̈ͬ́om̏̇͂̊eͨ̉ͨ̉tͬ͋̽̉̈ͮh̋̈ͮ͗ïͦ̔̾͆̎n̉ͭͭ̿ͣg̽ ̆ͮr̽i͑̔͆̎ͮ̿ǵ̇̄̏͗h̐̓t͊?̇̽̂̋̇̑ͯ
> tag?
The Prethoryn GDP is actually really high now because two drones are tasked with trading back and forth constantly in order to create a high GDP

>>54204548
>>54204317
And another thing... we recieved a message from the Horde. They seem to... have started this. While we are skeptical, we must investigate.

>>54204658
>>54204649
>>54204548
>>54204531
>>54204461
>>54204406
Hmm.We must instill government programs,and revitalize those jobs.Perhaps you shoukd aid thw Dominion's expeditionary force?It should create jobs.

Maybe some Horde changelings survived.After all,the UE decided to clear the found planets without the use of my disease.We must look into this.

Also,Prethoryn,that is not really how the economy works.That fake GDP would not hold up in regular economic stress.However,it could work temporarily to stabilize the economy.,while Inkito does research on this Horde connection.

Can you introduce it into circulation?It would work for a few years,and that is enough time for us.

Ooc
Hey,if you guys can,could you meet us at the discord,please?Just for a sec.
https://discord.gg/GwZdr7

>>54204846
Ĭͬ̃̆̚n͆̊̎͑͒ͫt̽ͫͪ͆r͛̃̍͊oͭ̍ͭ͆d͌̀͗ȕͪ͒͐͗͗̍c̋eͤ̏̆͆ ͣ͛ͦ̑̂̆t̐̽̄h̽ͧͤ̄̎ͪe͗͛̈́̆̒͂ͫ ̈ͪ͐̄̔̐c͋̽̍̈́͗̿ͤl̍̽̿̓aͩwͮͤ͛͌ͬ?̇ ̏͑̏̎Sͪ̉ͦ̍͗ͩuȑ̑̃͌ͪē̊͑,ͭ ͪ̈ͨi͗̉ͫ̊̽̚t'ͤ̈́̏͂̒̒s̀̇ͪ͊ͬͭ ̋ͯ̑̒ͪmͯ͗or̾̈ͧ̀͑e͑̓̎ ͒̏͐̈of̉̚ ͒͐̈͑a̔ͬ̔̓̿̿ ͫv̓̄o͋̈u͐̇̀ͭ̈́̾̋c̔͛̒̄ͪ͗heͦ͐̾ͭ͋̐rͪͬ̚ ̆ͯ͐͗̎ͦͮf͆̉ͤ̽o͗̉r ̾̏̌ͬwh͗̈̍aͦ̈́ͬ̎͊tͪ͊͑ͪe̓ͪͬ̍̐ͮv͗ͨ̋̈́̔ͮ̌e̐̄̃͆̿̌̉rͬͧͨͯͬ ͫy̎̊ͫ͆ͪͪ̈ò͂ủͧ̂ ̐wa͂̈́͌̃b̆̆̔̓ͯtͮ̂ͬ̿ ͗͋̄wͬ̄̐ͩ͒͒iͫ̈́͑ͪ͗̔t̓̆̍ͤ̃h͌̊ï̒̽́͐ͪnͤ̾̑̓̾̚ ̓ͯͬͦͨ̎r̽ͯ͌̽͐̉ė̈ͤã̌̇̚s͂o͐͛̒͆̂̓͐n̆͒ͣ͑́̿̎ t̄hͤ́a͑͛̆ͯ͗n͐ͩͨͮ̃̚ ͌ͤͬ̄ͩà͗̓ͤ̊̚ ͛̽c̈ͯ̎͆u̾̇ͫ̿rr̈͗̔eͩ̿n̓́c̓͐ͪ̑yͫ̿ͤͮ͛̿ bͩͤ̀͑ut̎ͤ̾͗ ̉ͨ̏ͣweͮ͛̍̈͐̇ ͪc͑ͯ͒a͐̏ͩ͂͂̍ͩn̓́͋ ̑̾͋dͮ͑ǒ͂ ͊͆ͫ̃ͯi͑́ͮ̿ͣt͐̆͗̐ ͑ͦ͐̎i͐ͪ̏fͨ́͑ͭ̏͌ ̋̓ͩͯ̂́y͑o͊̋̉́̋u͒̐͆̽ͩ̂ ̔͋̐th̿͑i͌͛͗͛̚nͪͩ̀k͋͐ ̋iť'̈́ͤ̿̓̈́̀́s ̐ͧá̾͆ͭ̓͂ g̔̿ooͫ͌ͨ̎͗̐͐d͑ ͯì͗̋̀ͦ̋̆dͯ̑ͦ̐ͪ̚e̓̈́̓͆a͋.̎͑͑Ho̒͆͛͗͐w͐̒̂̑̋̈́ ͬ̈́i͑̓s͑ͣ͗̚ t̚hͤs͌͛ͬt̔ͧͮ̎͒͗͑ ͮnͩ̒ͨő͋ͨ̀t̃ ̽͊̋ͮ̃͐͂h͌ŏw̽ ̃̎ͬGͩ̊DP̎̋ ͐́w̿ͣ͂͛̍o͐͑ͣ͌̿̾r̉ͪͮͧ͒̃kͯ͑ͦ͐s?́̔̔
> cant because in on europe so this is all phone posting and don't have discord on phone

>>54204846
>>54204658
>>54205005
Well maybe we can use the influx of Prethoryn tourists to revitalize the economies of our nations. The UE's tourism sector would rake in trillions from supporting all of the hungry tourists. Also is there a Claw to Federation credit exchange ratio?

>>54205129
I believe a single claw represents about 750,000 SFC each.
>>54205005
Because the GDP is meant to represent the value according to hundreds of millions of citizens.At such a low scale,it has no real meaning.
But yes,introducing it would help.
Ooc
That's fine dude.

>>54205129
W̔ͪ͆ȇ̄̔̏l͋̒ͧ̆́l̋͋̓ ̽ͨͯ͗͋̒͊wͦ͗eͣ̚ ͐ͣ̊̈̚n͑̓̓ͭ̒e̐edͤͣͭͧ ̑̑ͫ͊ͬ̚t̐͋̍̑̚o ̑̓g͋o͋̀̚ ͧt̓͑ͬ̄̈oͩͯͪ ̃̂̋̂d̾̂̉oͨ̃̉̑ ̃̒͂ͯt̎̔̄͐̎h̎ě̈́̆̏̈ m͑ͦã̉̊tͯ̓h̀̊̈́̌̍̏ m̓ͫ̈́͌͆̆͊ő̍͗͊r̔ͯ̋͛e͌ͫ͊ͩͩ ̍ͤ̈́eͣ͒̏̋xͩͭaͣͬͣ̓ͯc͌̑̃t͑l̀ͨyͯ̿̈́͆ bͫͭͯ̃̀ǔ͛̂̓ͤ̏t͛͆ͫ͂ ̂ͪ͌ͤͯͣ̓t̄͑̋̊͌ͩh̔̃e̓̃ͬ͗ ͗̔̋̍̌̚m͐̎aͤ̀̔͊̓ͨͩx̆͂̂ͬͫ̚i͌͒̋̒̀̿̚m̉uͫͧm̋̀̉͒ͧ̌ ͒̈́́ͧͣ͛vͩͬ̿alue͆͋ͫͫ͒ͧ ̇ȍͤf̐ͬ̆ ̈́́͐ĝͬoo̾ͮ̎̄̃̆d͒śͮ̚ ͪ̾͌̍͑͗a͌̋͐͛ͯͪnͪ́̈́̇d̽̓ ̓͛͐̊ͭ̌̒sͩͩẻͩ̈́ͧ̒̈ṙ̏ͪ̉̇̃̎v̾ͩ̾̍ͦ́̓ì̍ͣc͊͊͛̆̍ͮeͦ̈́͂̎ͬ̍s͂ͣ̇̐̍̓ ŷͬoͬ̿͑ú̆ͧͯͣ͛ ͪ͛c̒̄̀̉a͊ͩͧ͂n͒ ͫͣ̈̃͐̉g̋ͨ̐̓ͯͣě̓͐͋͋ͣt͊̓ fͯöͮͣ̆ͦ͂r ͒a͊̾ ͗ċ͌ͪ͑ͯ̀͗r͛̒̇̆͌̈͑ő̃͋̽ͦͫwͬ̉ͧ̌ͤnͪ̓ ͆͂̓ͦ̔i̐̏s͌̑ͬ ͪa̐ͮͧͤ͛̇́b̊͆ô̽̔̀̽u̒ͣ̽̆t͑ͯ̊̄͐̔ ̑ȃ͒̈́̊ͦ ̀ͤt̄͌o͒nͨ̂̆̓̄͌̄ ̏̐ͮ̉̂̚of ͊͋͊͋͑ͧ̊s̍́ȋ͒͒̋ͫ͒̿lͦͣv̈̓̔̔̄eͨ̇r.̌͊ W̊hͧ̎̈́ͤ̿̏̊ý̔ ͨͤͪ̈́͌̈a͌̒̋̏ͮͮr̽̓e ́̄̎y͑̈̊̾̒̓̏oͦ̾͆͗u͌ ͫͮ̈ͤ̃mͦͪ̈́͒ͮ̓ǒ̿̽̈̋ñ̐̍ͩ̂ͧ̚o͆̂m͐̏̚i̓ͬnͤͦ̊ͣds̽ s͊̇ͫ͆͛ͬ̎ö o͑bͤ̇͂́͋s͗̔̆͗ͬe͋͐̂ͨͪͫs̓se̔̈̄d̊̌̽ͭ̽ ͩ͌̇̂̊̍w͐ͪ̌it̑ͨ̆͒͗̍͑h́̇̓̿ th̓̿ͫaͪ́̈̏͑ͣẗ́͒͒̌ͨ̒ ̊̓ͨst͛ͩ̾ͪͤ̾̽uͣf̂ͬ́͂f̎ ̏̎̀̈͆ͮä́ͯ́̎n̔ͣ̏̎ÿ́w̑̾ͩáͪ̋̈ͭ̐̚y̎ͯ̿̓̈́ͩ͑s?̓̍̓̄

> it's late here so good night you excellent people

>>54205202
>>54205206
Well it keeps the people happy and ships pumping out of factories so it's a good thing. Think you could arrange that Prethoryn? A massive tourism spree through all of the Federation worlds?

>>54205290
U̔͂́͗͐n̒it͊͂ͫ̋̋̎͒ ̈̈ͣ͂̚ōͦ͆͐n͒̾̃ͯ̊e̎͂̔̈ͧ͐ ̃̄̿i̇͑̿̇͊̓͗š̂ ͛ͪͤ̒̈́̐ǒ̔͐n̎̊ͦ͌ ̿ȅͪ̚ä͒̍̋ͫr̊̀͂t͌̓ͫͦh̃͊̔̾ ̊̊ͯ͆rͤ͋̐̚i͛̀̿ġͭ̓̾̿͛h̽ͩt̾̎ͬ ͑ͭnͩo̎ͯ̍͊w͐ ͐̉ͭhē͊̀'͋ͣ͑ͣ̾̍d͋̇̂̎͒ͭͭ bëͯͮ ̊̔h͛̿ͣ͐͌aͧ͌p̍̿̓̋̍p̃͆y̆̔̈ ͆͗ͩ̓͑ͬͭtͩ̑̓ͬ͗o̔̇ͬͧ͋ ̇́ͬ̂ͪ̏ͦkẻͮ̀͌e͌p̾̍ͦ̇̾͗͐ ̀e̍̂͋͛ͫx̽͒̇ͭ̓plͭ̊ͣͪo̓ͯ͂͊̚̚rͦ͋̄inͨͦg̔̃ͪ ̉͆r̓̑ͫ̒ͭ̚ĭͣ̾̈́̋ͮ̒g̉h̋̾t͋ͩͬ̿ͩ͗ ͧ̎̓̐now ͣh̑̀̈e̔̋͒̆ŝ͒̔͆ ͗̓ͪ̎eẋ̎̇̈pͩl̏or̓̔î̓ͮ̈̽ͮn͊ͭͨg͋ͤ tͭͭh͛̍͐ͬ̿͛e̐ͮͦ̐̃̌ ̉ͣͮͪ"͒ͧ̇̃ͩ̌g͆͋̍͛ȑ͊ͦ̉̊͑a͋̈̑͂̄i͒̇͐̑͑nͫ͗ s̒ͨ̊̎̍tͭ͊oͣ͋̑͊ͮ̐ͩrͨả̽̀̍g͐eͦ ̔͌̍p̍ͤ̀̏ͪͣr̽ͪͩ͂̇̈ͪi͆̀ͬ͋s͑̔̈́͋mͬͯ͊̾͒̿͑s̋ͬ̊̍ ̌̌̀̏ͤ̂̆o͌fͣ̈̊̎̄̈́ t͒̑̓̾̓́̿h̋ȅ ͯͪ͗mͪuĺ̋̓t́̆ͪ̈́͗i͒̈̉̒́͛ ͗ͣc̿̆̎͌ő̑͆̋̆̐̓l̓͋oͪͤ̿ͣ̿̉̈r̓e͛̓̔̓̈́̽̔d ͪ̓͗̎̍o͛ͮ̈ͫ̏ne͌̋"̔ ͗ͣ̀ͧ͗̏oͪͪ́̃̈͗r ̚tͧhe̋̌ͮ̑ ͛ͤ̊pyͬ̚r͒ͦͤa̿̎̈͑̄̊m̃͛͌̈́iͧ̊̎̈͋d͗͌̀̌̿͂͑s
͑ͫ̂I̾͋͐̍ͦ̉ll͗̆ ̀̽̂̈ͮ̇g͗ͩ͗̎ͩ̓͑oͯͧ͐͆ͦ͗ ͧͨͭteͨ̌l̈́lͦ̒̚ hͯ̓͂̓ͣi̊m̆̏ͭͨͬ̌ ̍ͯ̔̇̓͛š͌͐̉̓̏o͌ ͧgͧo̍ͬ̈́ͦ́ͪòͪ͒d̓͌ͭͪ ̐ͯ̓̋ni͐́̆ͭ̄̔gh̉̐ͩt̋̆̄͒͐

>>54205259
Ooc
Good night dude

>>54205290
>>54205340
ITS NOT THAT. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN A CLASS ON ECONOMICS. WE NEED TO RESOLVE THIS. THE UE IS DOING WORSE THAN US, I PRESUME. I HEARD EMPEROR MAXIMILIAN NEARLY DIED.

>>54205419
Well then what do you recommend my Ploraxian friend? And I must report gladly that all claims the Emperor has been attacked are false. His life is quite safe.

OOC Greetings everyone just got off work and I need to chill.
>>54205988
Admiral did you say that a civil war was brewing within the UE?

>>54206033
Yes two of the Empire's political factions are up in arms again. The Conversators and Radicalists as their names suggest are on quite different sides of the political spectrum and each side controls a large amount of obsolescent war machinery which they have and probably will use again. I will try to update my document with some history on the conflicts between them bit their warring has nearly collapsed the whole Empire.

>>54206203
Has the Emperor taken any steps to mitigate the tensions?

>>54206229
Well beyond the peace dinner we've assembled on the Noo homeworld there is not much that can be done. If he chooses one side it'll inflame the other and they'll take all the resources they can to do war with the other. He has been trying to instill the values of obedience and loyalty into many Navy captains who have a side in this conflict for obvious reasons of course. Would you like to join me at the conference? Perhaps another human face would help.

>>54206203
Why do these factions have such power?And what are they arguing about?

We it seems there are problems among your UE no? how that happen laddy?

>>54206416
They're the most influential with the Industrial and military leaders in the Empire,which means they have a great deal of clought in how the UE is run. The Conservators are some of the oldest families in the Empire and they made up most of the military leaders in the Iron Lord's campaigns. They wish to stop expanding and growing the Empire as they believe making it too large will fracture it like the old worlds of Man. They also believe that the Empire should focus on it's own efforts and close off all diplomacy and contact with the rest of the galaxy. The Radicalists are a faction that started on some of the first colony worlds who wish for more independence and for the Empire itself to break apart into a Confederation of smaller nation states. Their different points of view have led to conflict often and the previous civil war between them almost shattered the UE.

>>54206407
I'll attend this conference and help you in any way I can its the least I can do to repay you for your aid in ending the 7th Age of Strife.

If a war's a brewin' my boys could help, if they pay da price

>>54206572
I can send some help Karl,and appear in the conference if needed.

Are you on a specific side?It seems both have their pros and cons.

>>54206662
I am a Navy man Carter and a simple one. I don't have a side besides knowing that their damn rivalry will destroy the Empire. What resources will you send?
>>54206580
Thank you Director. And consider the debt repaid already. The contributions your fleets made to the war effort was one of the reasons we won that war.

>>54206662
If either were to have their way the United empires power would wane. The conservatives get in charge and the dark things lurking past Federal borders will grow in strength and march against them while the Empire is shut in and alone like a small village in a forest of wolves. Should the Radicals gain powers they'll scatter a might bulwark and force of stability and order making way for the forces of the Border Regions and Terminus Vaie to invade.

>>54206782
Which war was it I've been dealing with a large number of smaller bush conflicts recently so I might be confusing which one you meant.

>>54206833
>>54206782
Then we need them to either gain a balance,or we must purge both.

Karl,I can send about 4 ships,and maybe a few Granicaps for assassinations.But I can help negotiate if needed.

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>>54194094
>The darkness writhes and pulses, humming with the song that heralds the end of days and chiming with the screams of a thousand dead worlds.

####THE####Wounding Of%%%%OMEGA^^^^Has Opened&&&&WOUNDS++++Within The Firmament Of@@@@@YOUR REALITY####
>The darkness writhes and twists, whispers and moans erupting from the mass of unreality

%%%THE DRAGON%%%Opens It's Maw******AND OTHERS COME------Those Unbound--YOU ARE NOT READY++++The Wounds Grow$$$$And All Comes To An End^^^^

I can send men,we are good mercs,we can fight for da right price

>>54206833
The Great War of course. Damn it was hell those Horde bastards did not want to give up.
>>54207079
>>54207265
We shall wait for Ovaa then the negotiations can begin.

>>54207418
Understood,Karl.Anything you want use to say specifically?
>>54207247
Is there any way to prevent this?Is this your doing or end goal,or do you wish for it to stop?

The interloper is still free.Maybe his death can help?

Did you summon me here to listen to your omen,or to help you prevent it?I will listen regardless.

>>54207418
>We shall wait for Ovaa
OOC: I'm sorry, but I am going to bed now, hopefully it doesn't ruin any fun RP for you?

>>54207418
Well im in still the Imperium,has anyone seen Khanin have not seen her since our slumber after the wedding

>>54207472
>>54207481
Do you mind if we start now Speaker? The delegates and each faction leader will arrive soon and I would not want to anger them by making them wait.
Ooc good night dude. I'll try not to blow up the planet.

>>54207512
Well the Rippress has to manage a massive interstellar empire so she is probably busy with business. And since your marriage do you think your people will merge with their Imperium?

>>54207481
Ooc
Good night
>>54207512
I do not know.Maybe she is having dinner?
>>54207546
I will be ready regardless,as long as comms are allowed.If not,you'll have to give me a moment to synapse another body.

>>54207676
the imperium will merge with us,my empire is much much larger,three galaxies and hers is still in one
and i think she is still in the palace

>>54207676
Well that would certainly be up to them and if Rumar can handle the immigration process
>>54207704
Hello mate how has your stay been so far? have any trouble getting around my grand palace?

>>54207418
Ah yes they didn't give us an inch unless we fought forit. Seems like I've been fighting so many wars since I started moving against the Cabal directly they all seemed to blend together.

>>54207721
Ah there you are,and yes but i have found the kitchens.and as for immigration.if your kind wants rumarain hunters around some would come

>>54207703
>>54207729
Carter it is best to come in your most human form so they will feel comfortable around you. Some have not even heard of the Wastes so it will be a shock for them to see you in your other form. And it is fine Director we shall wait for you here.
Can anyone put a draw thread request in for me? Just the Admiral with his sword. I would do it but I don't no which board would be best for it

>>54207957
Hmm.That will be rather tough.I can come in a Branicap body.

I could also use a human clone of myself,but human bodies are kinda weak and defenseless.I can if needed.
Ooc
Okay,I will when able to.Do you have a pic of the Admiral or his sword?

>>54208026
Hah you say that but a human in power armor with a heavy Gauss rifle is a match for most things. But I'll provide you with some arms and armor for the negotiations.
Ooc: Just the emperor portrait I used when I first posted. I'll see if I can find.

Khanin i seem to have lost the main hall

>>54208315
To your left dear!
>Whips servant for failing to guide you

>>54208341
Thank you
>the pained slave rushes to rukaar guiding him towards the throne room

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>>54208302
Most things,but I am from the Wastes after all.

I do not need power armor,I don't value the clone.If killed,the body has no Wastes knowledge,so it is useless.Just a regular human body.

Ooc
Would this pic be fine as well?Markon recommended it.

>>54208374
Ooc fuck yes that's great.

>>54208642
Ooc
Okay,I will post it soon,once a new drawthread is posted.His sword is a saber,yes?

>>54208663
Ooc
Forgot tag

>>54208679
ooc Yes a saber. And sorry was waiting two hours for pizza because their machine broke so our order was never taken.

>>54210975
Ooc
Okay

>>54211342
Have you gone on your trip to Earth yet Carter? And I apologize that I might not be able to be there as a tour guide for you if you haven't already. The process of healing the wounds between the two political parties might take quite a long time.
Good night everyone

>>54211462
I intend to after the committee meeting.I have old friends to catch up with.

Ooc
Good night.

>>54205419
N͢o ̧I͘'̷͠m ̧a͝͝ ̨̢̕h̷̶̨i̸͘v̀͢em͡i̛nd,̀ ̢Í̶ ̷̀h̢a̷̶̧v̧en̴͟'͢t̶̸̨ ͟t͘͞a͜͟͞k̶e͝n̢̛ ̧͞a ͟c͞͠l̴͞͝a͟s̸̕s̕͜ in ̶͡a̡͜ny̵ţ̕ḩ̶i͝ng ̵̵a͜͠͠l̛͞l̵ ̛̕m͠y ̶̕kn̡͟o̴̢͡w̸l̀e͡d̶g̵̶͠ę ̧́i̵̸̧ş͟ ei̸̧t̡̀h͠e̛r͠ i͡ņ̴ś͝t̨i̢n̸c̨t́͟͡ua̧̕͜l̶ óu̷r̨ l̀͜͟e̴an̴̡ę̕d̶͠ f̛ŗ̀o͝͝m͝ ̢ȩ̵x̷̡͟p̛e͢r̡͠i̛̕è͘͟n͡c͢͝e̡.͝͝ ̸̡́Ǹ͜o̧̡ẁ͜ ̡s̶i̷̴͢nc̀͜e̶͜ ̀͟we c͢͝l̸͝e̷͜àŗ͘l̷͢͡y̛ ̨à̶̧r̸̢è͡ ̕n͡òt̵͠ ̛͟u̸n̷d̵er̸s͟͢t͟a͢͞ńdi̢n͝g̢ ̴̛́so̕mèt̛͞͞h͠i̕n̷ǵ̢͡ ͜ab͝o̢ù̧t̶̶ ţ̴h͞í̧̛s͜͜ ̴w̡̕͝h̷̡͝o̧l̴̕͜e̢̡͢ ͠͞e̴͡co̶ǹ̛ò͡͝m̸͟y̴ ̶̷t̡͡h̶i̷n̸̷g̸͠ ͘͘͢w̨̡h̛́y ̴wǫu̷l̡d̸n'̴̡t ̶̨th̢̛a͢͡t́͞ h̸e͞l̢p?̛͟
A̶n̷̨d ̨͜s̀͘͢i͝n͝c̶̶̛e̶ ̧it̕͟ ̧̧s͟e̷͟ems̡̀̕ t̷̢o͞͠ ̷be̵ ͜s̵͘ha͡ped͠ ̧b͝y̶ ̸be̢̧͠lí̴͠e̛f͢͡ ͠w͠͞hy̴ ̢̀n͠o̕t̶̛͜ ̷g̴̀͞e̷t̶͞ ͝s͘o͠m̧͠e͞on̸͢e ͜to ̨̕d̡r̕͟ès͟͠s ͞͡͞ù͘͜p ̵͟͝in ̶͘͝m̶ag̡͝i̴c̴̢͢ ͘r͜ó̧b̢e̴s̛ a̢n̢d ̴̕͜de͢ć̶͘l̴̢a̢̕͡re̷͟ ̢tha̢t ̵h̡ȩ̧̕ h̵͘a̡s̕ ͞s̷̵e̴͡e͝n̵ ͢t̷͞h̨͢e̡̧͝ ̀f̀͡utu͢rę̷ ̶a̢͞ǹ͜d̨́͢ ̨t̵h̛͟e̸͞ ̢̡͢ec͠ò̡n̴͢omy̨ w̨̡͠i͟l̡̨͘l̕ ͠b́ȩ̡ ͠g̢re͘a͢͝t̡ ̴̵thu̢ş͡ c̀̕͝re͟a̵͠t͟͠͞í͘̕ng ̧̨́c̸ons͝u̸ḿ̡e͢͡r͡ ̡̛̀c̛͢on̕fiden̴̢͞c̴̛é̴̶ ͝an̶d̛ m̢̕͘a̡͝k͞i͟n̴g͞ ̸͠t̨̕͘he̛ ́ec̴̡o͜nơ̧m̷ỳ̷ ̡ǵr̡̢e͞a̢t̴͘

> Tag?

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>>54211636
>Watching a glowing viewscreen.
"This isn't propa entertainment!"
>The screen, showing a federation sponsered dance party.
>The people have loathsome looks on their faces.
>"Was the F-S.D.P a bust? Find out after these messages!"
>A wave of commecials flashes by.
>Beally's spies one for Totally Human Inc.
>It has Carter speaking about their suits, and he's endorsing them with a postive tone in his voice!
>Beally throws her copy of "Scout's Weekly" out a convenitant window.
"That little bastard, he told me he was gonna switch!"
>An drone in designated cleaning attire walks in.
>Beally shoots a painful glare at the poor drone who hastly scuttles out.
>The News pops back on and the Asusian reporter looks distraught.
>"Glups... Welcome back to the Federation News Network, I'm Nimrick Nortan, So early today Federation Officals have drafted a brand new prop, this prop would allow, Head Federation Scientist, Carter to manufacture a viral agent specfically targets Changelings."
>Beally spits out her drink.
"H-holy!"
>She grab's her face, it contorts with laughter.
>"When our reporter's apporached Dr.Carter,he had this to say."
>It cuts to a disheviled Carter struggling to open a door, his limbs filled with reports and such.
>"Umm, Can you help me open the door?"
>The broadcast quickly cuts back to Nortan, looking quite indiginate.
>The reporter looks up and smiles.
>"Thanks Brenda, now onto the weather,"
>Beally turns off the projector.
"I bet I can call it."
>She opens her blinds, her little room illumated from the grey surface of the Centarian Star-Ship.
"Cloudy with a chance with of meatballs."

>>54212934
>Carter calls Beally on the comms

Beally,hey.We gotta talk.
That commercial wasn't me,you know how it is,they just superimpose images for commercials.

Plus,that wasn't even research.Was just the Ploraxian paperwork for the gas fleet.

Anyways,can you talk,or are you busy?

WHERE IS BRYLO HE ISN'T IN HIS BUNK

>>54213226
>Astral shakes his head groggily

what the fuck do you want, why arnt you on your honey moon?

I'm trying this thing called sleep, don't wake me up

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>>54213195
>Picks up communicator.
>catches Cater mid sentence.
>"...Wasn't me, you know how it is."
"Now hold up, hold up, Carter you're actually calling me!"
>The high pitched shreek of glee, bleeding ears for every drone and Censor in the area.
"So how you doin? Whats the sitch dude?"

>>54213246
WATCH YOUR TONGUE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO SLEEP WHERE IS BRYLO WHY ISN'T HE IN HIS CABIN! and....whats a honeymoon?

>>54213270
its where you take abreak with your husband and you do what ever you want within law, in this case fuck. all night and most of the day

and I dotn have a tounge

>he sticks his virtual tounge out at her

its code

>>54213269
I just wanted to ask if we can meet up later.In the Serenity.We have to talk.

Ooc
Goodnight

>>54213300
>Swipes angrily at hologram
>Raltekian Screeching
RUDE! however that does sound nice....

>>54213226
>Looks at vox, sees all the activate contacts.
>>54213306
"Sure anytime, just call first, I might be entertaining guests or something."

>>54213315
COMMANDER BEALLY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM
>RALTEKIAN SCREECHES
>MORE SCREECHES
>REEEEEES

>>54205290
>>54213306
W̠͇̮̥͍̜͈e͠ͅ ̸̜̜̘̖̘h͙̘̘̪̜av̩͈̤̯̹͔͙e̩̥̣̘̬̖̠͡ ͓͉̝̫̱̟̮͟v͇͙̩͡i̵s͎̪i͔͞t̯͔̪͇e̩͙̥d̮̟̥ ̤t̪̼̝̟̬͍he̙͎ ͔g̴̥r̺̙̠̦a̟̻̖̤̣̤i̥̪͍͟n̢̮͈͇͓ ̬̥̮͕̯s̟̞͙̜͕̖ͅt̘̗̜́o̪̝̣͓͇r̖͍̜͟a̷̼̙̙͕̱̻̪g̰̞̜̙̬̮̥͟é̳̝ ̴̩̞̺̘p̯̘̳̭̰̳̪r͉̖̼͚̜ͅi̷͙̝̩͔̝s̻͘m̠̪̤͕͔ś̙ ̖̱̪̘̟̞͓o̟̹f̨̫̫͍̩ ̮̝̬͉̘̳th͕͎̜̞͔̭̝e̵̜̬̩̘̼ ͓͘m̩̰̥̤u̘̤̦̱͚͙ḷ͖̫t̳̘̟͕i̖͉ ̴̬̯̖̬͈ç̟͔͍̭̜o͕̬͓͖̻̠l̨̻o̜͍̗̩̖͙͡r̦̰̘̺͖̺ͅḙ̼͎͇̠d̛̠͉͕̣̮̗ ͎͍̯̜̣̜̗ơ͇̼̟̦n͙͖̰͟e̸̥̖͖ͅ ̠̟͇̘̤͎̮a̳͔̙͇͘n̷͔d̬̼̠̱̠̝͇ ̟̦͙̻͖̳̕s̷̼͔̰̯a̙̟͎͍͓w̷͙̦̝͍ ͖͔̮̣̪̘ͅt̸̘̣̙͈̥̦h̥͖̖̤̝̗e̬̱ ͚̱̫ḇ̤̮̼a̷n̴͔͕͍̟̭ḑ̭̯a͙̳͎͚g̙e̼̯̙̱͚̱d̦͚̪̗͕̞̜͜ ͕̩̤͢m̷̥̥e̤̯̙̮̼̩n̶̗͔͓ ̸̹̝̻a͖̼̜͎̗͉n̯̭͓͓d͎͎̜ ̀l͎i̷̟͉͚̦̼̺̩o̝͉̜̰̟̟̫n̹͍̼̯ͅ ̞͈p̤̟̣͙̝ȩo̕p̼̪̥̱̳͍̝͟l̬͕̙͎̬̭͜e̴͍̖̫̦ ̨͖̞̩͔͎̟f̨͕̻̣̯̺̱̥a̧̰̘͓c͕͡e̸̙̥̙s̖̯͙͘ ̱͘a͎̪n̻d ̵̮̹̖̝̰̪̭n͕̰o̪͚͉̥̺ẃ͇͔̜̻ ̛̼̤̰̞a̧̯̖̞̟̫r̹̯e͎̪̙̤ͅ ̼͇̬̜̺h̺̣̝e͇̟ą̠͓̤̺̳̱̯d̦̼̯̜̪͝i̷̭̩̜͍̺n̷͈̰g̩͞ ͈͓͙̣t͔̙ͅo̙̬͎͍̮͝ ̱̩̝͔̟͟t̸̞hͅe̙̼͉̱̠͕͕ ͎̭v͓͚͔̬̗͉e͠r̭͎̝̣̺͡y͜ l͈̻on̗̟͓̰̬g͓̻̝̞̥̙̕ ̝̝͖͙̺͖͙s̮̠̙͖t̫̩̙o̤͟ń͚͙e̫̰̟̤ͅ ̘̭͚̟̣s͉͖̱l̠͚͍͍̙͉͞a̟̤̠̙̬̦b͉̮̻͡ ̶͈͍̜͎̤̫̫ơ͕̼͚̰̼͇f̠͎̙ͅ ̵̭ẖ̫͍̖̟͈ͅo͚̗r͉̬̙̭͢s̻͢e̻̠ ̮͞ͅpe̻̗̹̜̬͍ͅo̠̤̞pl̤͓̦̦̝̝͈͞e͕̯̯͞ ̀s̭̫̦̻͈̭̙t̠͚̝̼̳͈̫o̪̫̪̺̮͓̪p̝̻̭̭̰p̤̜̻͖̠i̭͈̼n̴g̪͉̺̳͞ͅ

>>54213396
calm down, ill find him

>astral is silent for a moment. then his normaly blue form turns bright red

ummmmmm, how badly do you need to know about his location?

>>54213315
don't touch that computer

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>>54213396
>Looks at the device shaking with rage.
>Picks it up.
" I DIDN'T DO SHIT TO HIM!"
>Picks up the phone and starts waving it around.
"I ain't do shit! I ain't want shit!"
>She prances around the room.
"That nigga is weird! He thinks because he suplexed me into the hard ass ground, that hurr he can beat me."
>She throws the phone at the wall.
>It crushes a drone that was patching up the other hole in the wall, from the last mention of Brylo's Feat.
>>54213433
>She switches tabs to the other slimeball accosting her at this ungodly hour.
"What computer, you mean the one right next to me?"
>Beally gets up and moves over to her, AC 95.
>It boots up, the ever familar Marcohard logo pops up.
"This shit is still running Windows mountain view, fuck."

>>54213471
>astral shuts down the computer....and makes it explode

there that's what I..... oh no

>astral clutches his chest

NO NO NO NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT

WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT ON HIS COMPUTER

>>54213433
HE'S THE ROYAL ADMIRAL AND I NEED TO HAVE A REBELLION CRUSHED WHERE IS HE!?
>>54213471
Well I have it on recording actually so are you sure?
>Shows Brylo standing still as beally tries to attack
>Brylo takes 1 step to the side and choke suplexes Beally out of nowhere
>Beats her into pulp
>walks away as the royal fleet bombards her
its honestly quite funny.

>>54213483
>Looks at the remains of the computer.
"You little...Senpai."
>She utters, nodding her head in realization.
"Look senpai, Come I have much to show you.
>She pours her cousiousness into the vox network.
https://youtu.be/n_hYTgUzORQ
>>54213487
>A husk replys.
"Oh yeah, what did the G(alatic)PS tracker on your communcator say?"

>>54213533
>Raltekian Laughter
Oh um it says "Unavailable please call toaster maintenance team"

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>>54213544
>AHAHHHH CHECK EM.
"Ah Ha, Does it now, check again."

>>54213533
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT, I WILL PUR-

>he goes quiet

oh I'm so ever sorry for those mean and rude words, I must now go and oppologise to the gentlemen I have been befouling with my crule devices

>his hologram turns green with flowers on it, the words PASAFIST OPTION SELECTED, dance over his form

what a lovely day cycle

>>54213551
"Toasty,Burnt,Noo Settings available" what does this mean Beally?
>>54213561
>Raltekian Giggles
How pathetic!

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>>54213561
>Sticks out hand.
"It's nice to finally, meet you in."
>Takes a look around.
"In person like this."
"I'm Unit 645 B, but you can call me Beally, like you've been doing senpai."
>>54213568
"Noo Settings.."
>The husk jitters.
"Try turning it Oon."

>>54213568
what is pathetic?
>error 9990 can not purge tainted systems, retrying

>>54213577
>he shakes her hand

hello beally I am astral, and as you said nice to meet in "person" but please do not call me senpai. I find the word annoying and overused

>his skin flickers for a second letting a raging yell tear from the AI until the flicker stops

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>>54213600
>Beally grasps her sides in rachous, hoarse laughter.
"OhH!*Cough*O-H shit."
"Bruh are you ok?"
"So what is this the vox network?"
>Beally looks at the strands of data, all leading to diffierent places.
"S-so pretty."
>She's entranced by the wonderous colors of the datastreams.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>54213633
the vox network is a series of signals sent from one device to another to relay messages, what you are seeing is what your mind translates into collors and shapes. each has been color-coded by your truly

>Another flicker, another error message

care to see how they interact?

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>>54213673
>She reaches out, touching the mateiralized error message.
"Sure I do."

>>54213715
don't touch that

>the flickering decreases but the sheer feiling of rage is familiar, almost like when he was stuck in the phone

these code strands here are noo messages. simply tap them
and then you can alter whatever you want

[hacking skill unlocked]

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>>54213734
"Frak the Noo!"
>She waves her talons around the air, mixing up of messages.
>She points to the sigular strand just dangling.
"So Astral buddy, which one of these is the Federation News Network's?"

>>54213873
that is not a lisenced network, I will attempt to find it

[2d100 for me. 1d100 for you]

>>54214214
forgot the fucking dice

Rolled 1, 36 = 37 (2d100)

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>54214214
"Rollan!"
>Beally shouts randomly at Astral.

IM
TRYING
TO
SLEEP
>Rippress Khanin
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN YOU GIANT PIECE OF SH- I mean where have you been admiral we've been looking all over for you!

I believe i have found my way around the palace,wait is that brylo

>>54214515
>ANGRY RALTEKIAN GRUNTS
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
MY
LEG

>>54214552
I have no idea carter may taken it after i ripped it off you ya bastard

>>54214608
WELL
SHIT
SHARK
PEOPLE
EXIST
WHERE
DID
YOU
PUT
MY
LEG

>>54214628
carter has your leg ya fuck,hey have you seen khanin. some slaves are running a gambling ring to see how long we last

>>54214661
Where are those gamblers. and Ninny should be up in her quarters of course.

>>54214718
Behind the Kitchen,the only place i can find it seems.And thank you my wife seems to fade out of existence sometimes

>>54214734
>BURSTS OFF INTO FULL SPRINT CRASHING THROUGH THE 15 FOOT THICK STEEL WALL AND LANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF .A PILE OF BETTING COINS ROARING AS HE RIPS ONE SLAVE IN HALF AND BEATS THE OTHERS TO DEATH WITH IT
WELL
BACK
TO
FINDING
MY
LEG

>>54214805
Im not sure about that guy,kinda like him
>he goes off to khanin's quarters in hope to find his wife

>>54214820
>MEANWHILE!
>at daisy's claw salon
Man I wonder if they found Brylo yet Veronica can you hurry with the blood gem engraving I need to look my best for the surprise honeymoon.
>Veronica
Of course my Rippress I'll make sure that it shines brighter then a muzzle flash!

>Rukaar manages to find his way out of the palace and is now loose in the streets

>>54214885
HOLY SHIT FUCK RIP ROAR BALL CUNT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?

>>54214918
I am lost,have you seen rippress khanin,she was not in the palace

>>54214936
MEEP
FUCK GET AWAY FROM ME MONSTER MONSTER!
>RALTEKIAN SCREECHES

>>54214958
fuck...
can someone help me find my wife

>>54214936
Hello sir? sir was it?
Yes hello sir follow me.

>>54214981
Ah,someone that does not call me a monster thank you

>>54214981
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TRAITOR!? GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS!!!!!!!

>>54214994
>>54215007
>The diminutive Ral'tek turns towards you.
"Hello you're wife?"
"Hurry follow me!"
>He scambles into a side house, off the side of the main street.

>>54215007
god damn this all,where is your Rippress

>>54215015
Is she in there,you can just point me in the right way

>>54215036
"Yes, Wife, here, follow now."
>the little Ral'tek yells from the doorway!"
"Follow! Hurry!"

>>54215055
>he follows the Ral'tek,but he pulled out blade just in case,keeping it behind him

>>54215072
"You were just eating people out there, why do you need a weapon,friend?"
>The small Rat'lek waddles through a doorway
>Rukaar was to duck his maw to squeeze through the arch
>into a large den area complete with a cardboard box bed.
>The meanders over to a small wire crate.
"Come sit at the table, tell me about your 'wife'."

>>54215122
HALT CITIZEN STAND DOWN AWAY FROM THE NEW LORD
>Draws Klicker Pistol
LETHAL FORCE IS AUTHORIZED I REPEAT STAND DOWN.

>>54215153
>Draw Klunker Gun
"HALT ENFORCER! DO NOT YELL AT ME! I AM ARMED AND VERY FRIGHTENED, I WILL SHOOT YOU."
>Tries to balance the massive rifle on his small shoulder.
"A little help here?"

>>54215153
the fuck is going on

>>54215172
No,he is your law i shall see how it works i am the new lord

>>54215174
>>54215187
MY LORD STAND AWAY FROM THE THREAT AS I DISPATCH IT.

>>54215187
"Y-you are?"
>The small man drops his weapon and bows.
"My liege, I pledge myself to thee."
>Gets on one knee.

>>54215196
Carry on Exterminator,if anything goes south i can crush him
>he backs off and watches the exterminator
>>54215205
i will not save you,you could be a rebel for all i know face your law

>>54215214
RIPPRESS ORDERS AUTHORIZED COMMENCE PROTOCAL 1911
>BANG KLICK CLACK KLICK CLACK

>>54215214
"A-a rebel? me?"
"Wait that hair.."
>>54215224
"OH FUCK NOLDWDPOWKDPWO"
>pile of meat dust.

>>54215224
Now where is my wife

>>54215279
MY LORD RIPPRESS KHANIN IS CURRENTLY HAVING HER APPEARANCE MODIFIED AT
>BUFFERING
DAISY'S NAIL SALON FOLLOW ME.

>>54215279
"Sir, who are you?"

>>54215290
lead the way

>>54215306
>MARCHES THROUGH BACK ALLEYS SINCE ITS ILLEGAL TO LOOK AT A EXTERMINATOR WITHOUT PAPERWORK

>>54215331
as long as i find my wife

>>54215349
>LITERALLY STOPS AFTER LIKE 10 STEPS
WE ARE HERE MY LORD

>>54215379
Well that was fast,she is in there correct?

>>54215404
YES MY LORD I SHALL NOW MARCH ON
>MARCHES INTO WHERE THE FUCK LAND

>>54215430
>he stumbles into the building
khanin i was told your here

>>54215536
>RALTEKIAN SCREECH
>JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW
IM SORRY MATE YOU CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS

>>54215670
Um,so i did all that for nothing
im going insane and its only day 1 on this rock

>>54214214
>>54215670
>>54212131
Bre͝a͜kińg̵ ǹe̶ws:̷ ̷
̨Th͟e áberra̸nt͘ ̧b́eing̸ ̵known a̸s be͜aly̧ h̵a͡s̡ ̧r͠etur̷ned ͢so̡w̨in͘g ch͜aos̢ ac̴r͡o͡s̛s t͜h̕e ̧F̕e̡d͠erat̛i̛on ass͘embly͢ ̨ŕo̡om
́
W̧e͠ḑd̢i͘ng Bells: The ̢ri̴pe̸ŕe͢ss̴ ̧a̧n̨d L̀o͟ŕd̴ ̀O͟f the Rum̨a̛r͢ h̕ave͝ be̷en͢ ̕m͝arri̕e͠d ͢Uni͘t T͘we͡lv͞e is re͡p͡o͞rtedl͢y̨ re͘liev̴éd
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̵Gra̧nd̀ Ţo̷u͟r:̵ with t̷h͝e ̷g͡al̨act̡ic̷ ̷econom̡y ͠i̷n̡ r̸eces̸sio͟n ún͞i͞t one͡ has͘ ̸t͡a͞k̀e̵n̕ it ͟upo̧n̕ ḩims̷el͢f͢ ̛t͞o ̕pr̷o̴vi͢de e̶c̶on̴o͜mi̧c ̢śt̴įmu̷lus vi̸a ͡pr̵ovidi̢n͠g͢ ͜serv͞i͡c͢es͢ for ͞hiḿ ͡a͠nd͝ his b̸od̵y͜gu̸ards a̶s͟ he͜ ̕go͟e̴s͠ o͡n ̸a Gra̸n͠d̢ ̡To͡ur ͠o̢f̨ Eart͢h ańd ót͢he͟ŕ majór ̢feder͜ati̶on ̕ṕl͢a̢ne͡ts͘ he i̵s̡ ̡current̨lý ̶vìs͢it̡ing th̷e G̡reat W͠all of͢ Ch͟ina̸ and̀ ̛i̸s ͜n̕e̴x̶t̀ r̷e͠po͘ŕted͟ ̀t͜o̵ b̸e h̀eadi͞ng̛ t̡o͝ ̴an̕d I ̷q̴uot͡è" a p̕ile̡ of ro͡ck̴s ̕o͟n͡ a pįle ͞of̢ ͞r͠o̡c̕k͠s͘ on top͞ ͡o̸f͢ a ̶supȩr̕ ͘hill ͠w̷i͜t͟h ̕somèt̵h́i̷nģ ̛to̕ ̵d̴o ̡wi͘th the s̢un͞"

hello lovely people how are you today, I think that' its just beautiful to see love bloom in such a harsh world

>bealy you find a few traces but the threads slip from your grasp

>>54215973
Hey astral,since khanin is avoiding me i can help get that "upgrade" out of ya
it still in there right?

>>54216221
but I don't want to go back to being violent and evil.

but its just over there
>neon lights point the way

thank you, thank you so much

>>54216253
>he follows the lights,finding a large monitor.under the monitor is a green box
is that it?

>>54216339
>the vox twiters and contorts

yes

>>54216389
Well let me break it
>he raises his fists to smash the box

>>54216411
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

>the two forms of astral seem to be fighting for control of the vocal opperations

DONT DO I-

>QUIET YOU MISERABLE WRETCH, do it rukkar quickly please

>>54216446
Um what just happened?
>his fists lower slightly in his confusion

>>54216469
>NO DONT LISTEN TO

STOP IT YOU CRUAL BEAST, RUKKAR I CAN KEEP THIS MANIAC IN CHEAK BUT DONT DESTROY THAT BO-

>PLEASE...HELP ME

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>>54216446
"H-holy..."
>Beally looks back from her semicircle in the room.
"A-n Imperial M-magos."
>Starts shaking

>>54216518
well if i'm here might as well get shit done
>he crushes the box with a single fist

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>>54216539
"Y-you fool! Y-you disobeyed a direct order from a Tech Magos of Mars, you're in for it now. Get em imperial!"

>>54216539
YES HAHAHAHA

>the flicker of humility and green dies quickly with astrals signature blue back

PRAISE THE MACHINE-GOD

now who needs to die?
I know.

thanks rukkar be back soon
>vanishes

>>54216610
my job is done

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>>54216610
"Noo! He's gone the magical machine man was here, now he's not!"

Should we start a new thread?

>>54217179
Ooc yesh

>>54173926
Yes, we have read through the box. The situation is stabilizing, but there is unrest. We have heard about the possible us civil war, we can send in troops to keep the peace, as part of a federation mission. Also, we need to talk about the andronians, we believe they may have caused this.

>>54217233
The situation in the UE requires diplomatic maneuvering rather then troop deployments Representative Inkito.

>>54217336
I will join you all shortly for negotiations.
Ooc sorry everyone at the airport about to board my flight

> please stop ignoring my posts

>>54217443
no

>>54215946
Hmmm any updates on the situation with the Federation economy? What do the experts say?

>>54217541
I've heard reports of a recession but that's all I know if anyone could fill me in it would be helpful.

>>54217541
"Yo karl check out this link."
>WGW.bllablaatextlimitforlinks.org
>The link take you to a enconmic.
>"The Federation teasury has been completely ravished after the expendature last week."

>>54217541
E͞xperts ̶pr̵ed̸i̛ct̴ thè ̛e͜co͟nomy̸ wil̶l r̶eco̢ver̨ so̕ǫn ͢
͢Bu͞t co͞nsu͘m̴e̴r c͜onfi͝d́en̨c͘e͘ ͝is low
R̸un͘s͘ ̢o͘n ̨ba̛nk̛s̸ ar͡e͝ ̛wiḑes͟ṕread̀ a̸n͝d̕ t̀he̢r͝è ̶ìs͝ ͝riotin͜g͡ o͘n ̀b̸oth̨ te͝r̷r͠as ̴and p͠lo̷r͝a͘x̷ia
̷F̵isc͟a̧l ̀a̢ǹa͠ly͟s̢t ̀Warr͜en ̴B͝uff̡et̕t̕ X͡VI̢I is̵ ̴u͞r̶g͢i̴ng f͡or̸ c̷alm ̢and as̢k͢s̵ pe͡o͞p͜le̛ ͘to ͟trust i̶n the ͠f̵undame̵nt́al sóund̷ņess ̨o̡f t̶h̛è ͟ec͜onomy̕ ̧an̨d̨ ͝b̶aņks͞
>>54217470
Could you cut out the meta stuff while IC?

>>54217615
>Wow need sleep, much cry, no sleep, much die.
>the video plays todays morning broadcast.
>The FNN intro plays with a sleepy looking and clearly having a hard day reporter.
>"Hello and good morning to all you Inhabitants of the Federation space i'm, Nortan Northan."
>Then the video convently skips to the market segment.
>"Thanks janice. In the market today, you caan expect, the stocks and Bank to be neck in neck today, with the shares for Totally Human Inc. dropping after an all time high, truly a tragey."
>He takes a breath, and shoots a look to the empty seat beside him.
>"In monetary news, the Galaxy is expiercing a mild recession, the massive expendture during the Horde wars, and the Changeling invasion have drain all Blootorks out of the system, this is considered, not a big deal, as the bank just needs to print a couple more."
>The video ends.