Filename thread

>>54167202
The "natural 20 can do anything" meme needs to stop

>>54167290
Remove Light Ganguro

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>>54167277
There better be spi... aw yiss!

>>54167290
>not optimizing to be both smart and slutty

>>54167116
Your Highness had a comic?

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>>54167291

>>54167233
Kawaii sugoii desu ne

>>54167202
Is the joke that bandwagoners think nat20 stories are lolsorandum?

>>54167393
Explaine please.

>>54167386
This IS porn right?
Though is it porn game or a porn animation.

>>54167445
Watching a guy in Mocap beat the shit out of Legolas (and that grrl powha elf OC they shove in) would be much better than the actual damn Hobbit movies.

>>54167490
Yes.
Rondo Duo

>>54167543
>Ladyknight
>Hit pretty much directly with tank shell
>"was captured"
This is porn, isn't it

>>54167640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS401CI7TZg

>>54167640

Hollywood 101: protagonists don't die from explosions

>>54167796
>inb4: ShindoL and Asanagi

>>54167759
I don't think porn has "protagonists"

>>54168032
What is up with that meat?

>>54168094
It's been given a dense rub and barbecued.

>>54168032
>greasy as fuck and overly cooked

is this what americans thinks is good?

>>54168001
Surely you jest. Hentai has some of the best protagonists.
Read Kon-kit to find out more

>>54168157
If that's overcooked in your opinion, I take it that you have your steak blue every time?

>>54168157
> not knowing shit about barbeque
Yuropoor go back to boiling your food, and eating pigeons, rats, and other pests us rich countries don't have to eat.

>>54168217
>he doesn't eat snails
Point at him and laugh!

>>54167640
Yes. That image also gets posted every other thread with the exact same filename and it's long past the point where it was even mildly clever

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>>54168032
good god that pork just disintegrates in his hands

>>54168032
>American hearty dinner
>this would last me a week

>>54167756
>MILF Commander

Fucking stoled it.

>>54168217
>Not using an oven

What 3rd world shithole do you come from?

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>>54168217
>he doesnt know about florentian steaks

Enjoy your cancer disgusting american pig

>>54168572
That glaringly isn't for a single person
>this would last me a week
So raccoons figured out how to post in 4chan?

>>54168157
>grease
You do realize that's meat juice right? Not grease? Because it wasn't fried. It's not gonna be greasy if it wasn't fried.

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>>54167113
I understood that reference.

>>54168572
>>54168157
>>54168217
>>54168616
Never thought I'd see the /ck/ obsession meme outside of /ck/.

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Could do with a better name

>>54167277
>>54167345
>Drow attempts seduction

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>>54169114
>alignment for ants

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>>54169171

Robot wars is awesome

>>54167365
I decided to read that newspaper entry in full... and was not disappointed

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this one needs a better name.

>>54167393
>>54167479
Occultists are "out of line" with reality, both perceiving and manifesting alternate events as weird causality wizards, so they keep seeing shit that don't happen

>>54169171
I recognize what Cyberdyne and Omnicorp are references to, but what are Che and Hou supposed to mean? Also,

>that knee-clutcher

>>54169922
Chelsea, and I think House (as in house robots)?

>>54167543
>Ah yes, let's go straight from cleaver-swords and not even wearing more armour than a helmet into FUCKING MOBILE ARTILLERY
Fucking porn logic. I mean, I'm sure there's more to bitch about, but this just immediately makes me throw my hands up in the air. You might as well not even bother with a set-up or premise and skip straight to nondescript_orc#6719 fucking nondescript_girl#2697 if your introduction is this fucking absurd.

>>54170048
It's not supposed to be taken seriously, you idiot. Treat it as a comedy that it is.

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>>54166902

>>54168157
>euroshits

>>54170289
Quirky punk emo chick dating sim? Please go on...

>>54170584

That's danganropia 2
Its a murder mystery game. The goth chick dies

>>54167360
I understood that reference!

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>>54170763

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>>54170796

>>54169162
>Drow succeeds seduction

>>54170814
>putting "eldar" as the gender

>>54167511
I'm not sure I get the joke. Is he supposed to be comforting him because his armor is useless?

>>54170844
We really need to put a compilation of real life people who look like fucking aliens and yet are considered attractive in spite of it. The most obvious examples that come to mind are Tilda Swinton, David Bowie and Bend-that-dick Cum-in-snatch.

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>>54170964
*put together

>>54167661
I don't know whether to interpret this filename as "the DMG's rules regarding the antipaladin" or "the antipaladin from the DMG really rules," but I love it either way.

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>>54170998
>that webm
why

also, needs a better filename

>>54171047
>people in tears over sportsball

Delicious

>>54167463
Judging by the filename, yes.

>>54170341
I chuckled.

>>54167241
I find it amazing that there are still people out there able to spell "pregnant".

>>54171173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldAnrTA317E

>>54169158
PRAISE HELIX

>>54170669
>"you'll never see it COOMIIIIIIING"

>>54168616
>my tender roast meats are the very best
>no, mine are better
>nuh-huh
>yeah they are
So it goes, with all humans, everywhere, large scale and small, forever
>parsley is superior
>no, it's correander
>no, it's thyme, and this breadknife is going in your neck if you say otherwise
This is the root of humanity

>>54170611
So I can't fug her?

>>54171479
>PS4 exclusive

Into the garbage it goes.

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>>54171479
>new fetish
>new

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>>54171506
>text for ants

>>54167360
The power to have sex and be intelligent? Insanity.

>>54169611
Thanks for pointing that out. I had a good chuckle.

>>54167263
ow

>>54170711
That's more /m/ than /tg/, but I thank you anyway

>>54169166

Remove anarchists

>>54171135

Well... That's how you do it.

>>54168032
That's a kid's meal in Murica.

>>54168662
>Meat juice

Yes, in English, that is called 'grease'. Crazy I know.

Apples have juice, meat has fats, which when liquid, are grease.

>>54171758
I'm 100% positive that someone tried to stick his dick into this sharper, and got injured in the process.

>>54171779
That's a small dick.

>>54171853
An Asian dick, you mean.

>>54171722
No, you fucking idiot. Grease is what condenses on the surface of the liquids as it cools down into lard (or if it's a high quality, suet) the juice is the meat broth that stays liquid unless it is frozen, because there is no fat in it.

That's why it's called "broth" and not "fat" or do you consider all soups and stews that contain meat nothing but bowls of grease? Yeah, enjoy your Chicken Noodle Grease, dickhead.

>>54169158

>twitch plays mtg

>>54167226
>>54167463

This is perfectly fine nat 20. A little funny thing that isn't screwing people over, just fuel for a funny encounter.

>>54171722
>This is what vegans actually believe

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>>54171128
>Was this part of your plan too, Dovahkiin!?!

>>54171950
Sorry to jump in but are you both not talking about myoglobin?

>>54171950
>It's juice! Meat run-off has zero fat in it! No wait it's actually leaking a soup/broth now!

I'm starting to think I'm being memed.

>>54167243
Someone explain

>>54172055
Well you've clearly never made your own meat broth by cooking ribs in a slow cooker without adding any water.

>>54167445

This is fucking perfect. I need to see this Shadowrun game

>>54172055
Not him, but:
Meat juice = liquid in the meat.
Grease = fat in the meat.
They are not the same.

>>54167756
>Suspicious Fisherman

>>54170687

>A hound with bees in its mouth so that when it barks bees shoot out

10/10

>>54171078

Bruh, you've never cried over a videogame?

>>54169114
>radical sandwich anarchy is now my new favorite alignment

>>54172245
A good video game has a story.

Grassflop has two groups of overpaid illiterates distinguishable only by the colour of thier shirts.

I may shed a tear over a well told tale of human triumph and suffering but not over someone putting a rubber ball in a net more times than more times than someone else.

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>>54167202
Has anyone ever done a joke one-shot session where everyone pretends they're minds of dysentery? I would like to do that with beer and special rules:
>if you roll a Nat 20 on anything, you become the GM
>do exactly "what your character would do"
>no Lawful alignments; all characters must be anti-min-maxed snowflakes; no humans; homebrewing is strongly encouraged, especially bullshit like >>54170820
>GM may fudge dice to absurd levels but can't fudge Nat 20s
>you can make a save on ANYTHING, even being incinerated

>>54167543
>Scroll of Reveal Autists.jpg

>>54171910
It vexes me that they're kissing while it's raining blood and there's blood on his face. Is this parody or comedy or something?

>>54170954
He's shoving the quillon of his crossgaurd into the other guy's neck.

>>54167796
That is actually a good image anon, thanks

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>>54170964
I honestly find Tilda and Bowie attractive for their sort of elvish, otherworldly quality, same as Galadriel (strangely, I never found the Goblin King's big hair that appealing). They seem like the type of fairy royalty who you'd have a good time with, even if you'd be gone for 100 years.
Benedict Cumberbatch, on the other hand, looks like a fucking salarian in a human suit. He looks like a sock with googly eyes on it. He's like someone tried to build the poshest toff but accidnelty spilled worms in the tank. If lizard people were running the world, Cumberbatch is the one who forgot his disguise and Britain was too polite to bring it up. He's a fucking meat car crash.

>GM tried to figure out PC motivations

>>54167796
>>54167851
i was pretty close to say that.

>>54172344
It's a parody of really cheesey 80s movies.

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Sun_&_Moon.jpg would be too obvious

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>>54171632
Guess a phone gives me a situational bonus.

>>54172344
>a guy is cut in half by a parasol
>is this a comedy?
Sorry about your autism anon.

>>54172219
I'm pretty sure that anons only pretend to be gotten by this, and that most of them are not currently or never were janitors.

>>54171303
Fucking saved.

>>54171325
Such is the nature of man.

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>>54172936
I didn't watch the whole thing because I've seen it before, much like I've seen every other filename image/vid, so no, I'm not autistic, just a lazy cunt who doesn't review what he is inquiring about.
Thank you for your concern, though.

>>54171556
Nice

>>54171927
What system/setting?

>>54172111
>what is liquid fat

>>54172140
the oven got me.

>>54172245
Not because I suck donkey balls at it, no.

>>54172383
It looks more like it's just sort of gently resting on the top of his bevor.

>>54172140
>implying "fuck off, we're full" is wrong
I bet you also support the chinese literally buying pieces of our country. Kill yourself

>>54171023
It took me a moment to get this one.

G.G. anon.

>>54173297
>scroll of reveal /pol/lack

>>54173352
I dislike /pol/ because they never seem to actually say anything worth reading so I never visit

>>54170998
I was expecting a Mcgangbang and got something a bit more confusing

>>54171325
It is obviously parsley, don't be ridiculous. Please, Anon.

>>54171950
>>54172084

Apparently at least one anon thinks that 'grease' is just a catch-all term for any liquid that comes out of meat, like how my elderly grandma thinks 'hay-fever' is a generic term for any reaction that makes people sneeze.

>>54167756
>Suspicious Fisherman
Is he from Innsmouth or something

>>54173008
Used to work in a bar, and we would give the toilets a check to see if we needed to get the janitors in - I nearly fall for it, every time. My brain goes, "Wait, that's not right."

>>54173701
>Major Lazer in a cartoon
What is this?

>>54167233
Is that AKB48?

>>54173716
It's the Major Lazer cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtm8W2UINuE

>>54173680
Needs to work on his cardio.

>>54173760
>Soviet science division receives additional funding.jpg

>>54172219
>implying the guy who draws a shit swastika gets it the right way round

>>54170922
EddieGordo.webm

>>54169171
Look!! Someone made Soccer watchable.

>>54173680
context?

>>54173518
>Please, anon.
Please what? Please don't stab me with a breadknife for being so wrong?
No can-do, anon, sorry.

>>54172071
>>54167243
Seconding this guy, I've read that one before and even I don't get the file name.

>>54173760
I'd happily set Lovecraft up on a blind date with an uplifted octopus that speaks only in Ebonics just to fuck with him.

Or make him take a long, interstellar journey with Sun Ra, maybe around a black hole, about which Sun Ra would make funk music.

>>54173879
He dindu nuffin. Police is raciss.

>>54173302
My knowledge clearly ins't high enough, would you enlighten me?

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>>54173184
A subset of both. Meat juice doesn't consist solely of liquid fat.

Also, needs a name.

>>54173943
>scarier than yog-sothoth.jpg

>>54173959
do you recognize the character on the left?
Do you know what game is being played?

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>>54173967
>A shitty gif that anon downloaded off reddit and was too stupid to think of a filename before posting it.gif

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>>54174018
>forget the image twice

>>54173959
Buffy the Umpire Slayer

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>>54174083

>>54173680
>run over
>keeps going

Damn

>>54170998
I don't even

>>54171047
> the goals are all completely out of order
Why would someone do this?

>>54174027
Knew cricket, did not recognise Buffy, never heard word umpire. Is it even used normally?

>>54174130
>Bumped with a car
>Run over

>>54173400
I kind of want to get my friends together and try this.

>>54174309
Yup; it's what you call a cricket referee.

>>54171722
>Meat juice
thought that was gravy

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>>54174499
only after you add corn starch to thicken it.

>>54172140
>"fuck off, we're full"... "jews"
get's me every time

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>>54174130
Other criminals should learn from his example.

>>54173008
>>54172219
I use to work as one years ago, and It still bothers me how wrong this is

>>54174305
The goals aren't out of order, though. It's the cut-in reactions that are out of order. The actual football footage (without the reactions) is entirely in order.

>>54171109
Kek`d, also wuuut. Did not realize leopards were that badass

>>54172140
I'm fucking white!

>>54171502
>loss

goddamnit everytime

>>54174409
This could bring out the question whether is cricket played normally, but I guess it could be true somewhere.

>>54171787
That's enough of that.

>>54174542
>corn starch
Columbus was a mistake.

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>>54174698
Truly the man we should all aspire to be.

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>>54174800

>>54174800
I didn't know SexualLobster made comics of the Manwhore series.

>>54174751
Consarn it, I missed that one!

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>>54175183
HEY YOU
DO YOU WANT TO PLEASE YOUR SPECIAL LADY ALL NIGHT LONG?

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needs a better name

>>54170048
>He don't understand the very definition of fantasy
Go and be a faggot somewhere else.

>>54173170
Shadow of the Demon lord
Great game, check it out

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>>54169166
The only correct response

>>54175692
Agreed

>>54167233
I hate their reactions, sure the dude is buff as hell, but it's not like there are not buff people in Japan.

So made up.

>>54167263
As high as I am that was really fucking distressing.

>>54175692
Don't get me wrong, I would gladly devour everything on this chart, but I agree that only those four you circled really count as 'sandwiches'.

>>54170937
Tell me where I can find more.

>>54173352
he cant be from /pol/ because he wouldn't have complained about that image because it was made on /pol/

>>54167226
how should it work then, in that case?

>>54168157
I don't know if you're a yankee or a foreigner, and I don't know which is worse.

>>54174083
Yuuna and Nanami please.

>>54167233
Fucking hell its like they have never seen a man before

>>54177956
It's likely. Consider their fanbase and their job description.

>>54177566
Umm... Like it works in RAW?

That means it's just the number 20. There are no crits in ability checks.

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>>54167386
This animation is so fucking awful.

>>54178107
Porn games generally aren't known for quality animation.

>>54167113
Soon she'll be too small to be properly manhandled by Jazz Pear.
>>/co/

>>54178107
It works pretty well in the actual sex scenes. I just wish it got translated so I can understand why it turns into some kind of oddly ritualistic gang rape where a crowd applauds every time somebody cums at the end.

>>54178020
Nah

>>54176608
>Champion and his group

>>54171118
ferrets are assholes, i can confirm this

>>54174031
All hail the meme queen.

>>54179098
Well shit

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>>54174031

>>54179098 (You)

>>54179098
gotta, gif said so.

>>54179098

Damn, now I wanna have a meme ghost im my campaign that kills people with this kinda shit and my players have to find out how to stop it.

>>54176588
Not saying it's made up, but have YOU ever seen a buff Japanese man? And I don't mean fit or muscular; I mean fucking bodybuilder level buff.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>54167226

Sure.

>>54179098
fuck you anon

>>54167367
when the beer goggles stop working

>>54179098
Jesus. Is this from a Kurosawa movie?

>>54167756
>Alan Moore
>Mall Santa

[citation needed]

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Anybody got a good name?

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>>54174033
>Newcrons

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>>54179098
fuuuuuuuck

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>>54179098
Silly anon, you can't coax a reply from me. She already died years ago!
Wait...

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>>54179431
>E G G P L A N T

Still gets me. Goddamnit.

>>54179098
I mean might as well be safe...

>>54179098

>>54179809
Yea, Rashomon I think.

>>54179098
see >>54173043

>>54180094
and with that, another filename thread comes to a close
thank god

>>54172219
This just reminds me of someone trying to use that filename for a different image in a recent one of these threads and it just not making sense and getting zero responses.

>>54179098
(you)

>>54179098
Fak u

>>54177127
oh you sweet new baby
pol constantly falls for and rages at their own bait and shitposts

>>54179098
>muh curse
How about no?
I've read all the doujins about fucking Sadako, surely, they didn't lie to me about how to deal with ghosts and curses.

>>54180185
An eternity more will hopefully follow.

>>54179098

Balls.

>>54167226
A setting where everyone has a 5% chance of seriously accidentally re-writing reality with everything they do actually sounds hilarious as a one-off.

But I agree people take it much too far, originally as a joke but newfags who didn't realize they were jokes began to think that's how 20s work - and thus a lot of people did learn the game with 20s working that way.