What skills should an amazon have?

Spear Chucking and Hercules Hating

>>54166598
WHAAAT SYSTEEEEM

>>54166598
Killing dudes and submitting to rape when she finally meets a stronger male, secretly desiring to breed superior children with a warrior worthy of besting her.

>>54166623
Red Sonja wasn't an amazon

>>54166650
No, she was a Hyrkanian.
What about it?

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>>54166598
IMMUNITY TO MAGICAL REALM

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>>54166598
The magical ability to draw enemy fire away from their exposed skin.

>>54166598
Fightin', Jumpin', maybe Sailin'.

>>54166679
Stop trying to muddle up OP's thread. He was focused only on amazons, not sword devils. Give OP the respect he deserves.

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There is only one right answer, you know

>>54166756
>Give OP the respect he deserves.
So...tell him that OP is a faggot?

>>54166782
Putting points in everything?

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>>54166598
Does a woman really need any other skill than "vagina"? It's downright broken, pls nerf.

>>54166944
>It's downright broken, pls nerf.

said the virgin

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>>54166598
>The offspring of Ares and a nymph
Barbarian rage, swimming
>Had their right breasts burnt off at childbirth for ranged combat
Archery, Throwing spears
>Only met with neighboring men to trade food and procreate, then promptly started a vicious war with those men
Diplomacy -8
>Repeatedly start fights with gods then promptly get their asses kicked
>Sometimes depicted wearing pants

So, they're just autistic barbarian/ranger multiclasses

Basketweaving and cooking.

>>54166944
>It's downright broken
Not by you.

>>54167133
SAUUUUUCE

>>54166930

>tfw my hardcore bowazon is still alive.

GOIN' STRAIGHT TO HELL

>>54166598
Next day shipping

>>54167183
Wakfuta Academy

>>54167207
FUCK
I'm going to get off to this anyway, aren't I?
It's not gay if it's an elf, right?

>>54166782
This. ...this.

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>>54167231
Technically all races of The Twelve are humans, they just develop features characteristic to patron they follow.

>>54167207
>>54167231
Oh god that was fucking disgusting why did you direct me there anon I really didn't need to see that, why can't people just make normal porn why the fuck is half the porn on the internet futa, they barely even got their tits out or anything it was just all cock all the time
I mean, it was kind of funny, but single-page half-decent oglaf strip funny, not twelve page porn comic material

>>54166944
You grossly underestimate capabilities of properly optimized anus.

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>>54166782
My brother from another mother!

>>54166598
I remember reading once somewhere that rather than spears and swords, which were phallic symbols, they used things like Axes (moon shaped)

So I think Amazons should used curved weapons. Like the Axe, Khopesh and Throwing Anus

>>54168342
First line
>Shit, I thought Oglaf made that shit up
Second line
>My nigga

>>54166598
Sewing and mopping.

>>54166598
An Amazon has the same average height as a Male found in any ethnicity or culture around the world, but suffers no issues to Strength from Sexual dimorphism, and whilst the average height of a man is actually the smallest on the threshold for a Amazon to be on, being around 7-8- 9ft in rarer cases.

Next to being able to hold their own against men, their chemical balance is better allowing them to perform better task often unfit for women in regards to mental stress, and extreme emotional stress.

Effectively speaking, an Amazon is a biologically superior female capable of keeping up with the average man.

Culturally, the split between Amazons and the rest of the world was due to Roman expansion intruding upon them when they were present natives, often subject to slavery, raids etc... at the time, and this has something to do with the fact, that as the better females, Amazons secrete strong Phermones with a higher concentration rate than other females.

To note, amazons also bloom early, whereas puberty/a girls first period might hit when they're jailbait, Amazons mature at no less than ages of 10 or in rarer cases 9, again, due to stronger chemical composition.

The Amazons brain is noted for the fact that it does not have a limiter on the known limit of human body strength, which is 30%, an amazon uses at leas 45-55%, and thus can use more of their muscles capacity. This comes with the drawback of an Amazon suffering from muscle related ailments, more often than most.

Amazon Culture is often reared to a Matriarchy, and entertainment is done through contests and what one would expect from a seclusive sect of all female tribeswoman, intellectual pursuits exist also, but without motivation, it is one of the more rarer less populated niches available to the culture.

Despite the hardened exterior of a the Warrior Women, many still glorify femininity through their gods and behaviors, albeit sometimes more privately than most women found elsewhere.

>>54168342
Throw that ass in a circle?

>>54167133
Not all Amazons were daughters of Ares, although several were and he was friendly to them. Breast burning differs depending on source too.

>Greek myth Amazon
Every skill your hoplite would have to a high degree. Spears, shields, armor, swords. High athletic skills: running, swimming, acrobatics, wrestling, hunting, sneaking.

>Herodotus' Scythian Amazon
Horseriding, hunting, archery, spears, swords, ropes, whips and lassos, herbalism, leatherworking, goldsmithing.

>I just want to stat them
Pick the combat stats of a monster that it would be a moderate feat for a hero to slay, like one of the smaller giants or an ogre, and make it medium-size. That's the amazon and her stats. That's about the role of an Amazon in most of the stories they appear in: Greek myth very commonly treats them with the same reputation and obstacle-like nature as a monster. Flavor with mental abilities and skills to taste.

>>54166598
crushing melons with their legs

>>54166598
Snu Snu

>>54169785
>mental limits on muscle usage

Isn't this also to keep our own muscles (if well developed enough, like an amazon's would be) from breaking our own bones?

>>54166598
Iron Age Weaponry.

Although making modern Amazons who use modern weapons might be interesting.

Especially if you go with the myth of them being supernaturally strong even by the standards of an military fit male.

>Their greater strength and size allows them to run around in armor and with weapons normally too heavy for a human
>use semi-auto versions of Anti-Material Rifles as their main weapons.

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>>54171519
I like musclegirls, but I don't understand the appeal of this shit. What's so great abour crushing melons with your thighs? Sure, it requires a lot of strength, but every video/gif I've ever seen of a woman doing this is vulgar and disgusting. I'd much rather see her in an MMA match or squatting lol2plate than crushing watermelons.

For some reason, I like the idea of a woman crushing an apple in one hand a lot more.

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Qualities:Super Soldier
Drive:To best whatever champions may assail her!
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Secondary Pool (5):Equestrianism, Survival
Desperation Pool:3
Stress:4
Defense:2
Armor:1
Initiative:5

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>>54171519
>>54171620

>>54167287
Suffer not the here/d/ic to live.

>>54166756
Well amazons are fake so it doesn't really matter.

>>54166598
What system and setting are you talking about?

>>54166782
>posts all skills
But which should OP pick?

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>>54166598
Dodge and Block. Dump-off, Sure Hands or Dauntless are nice picks when you start racking up those SPP though.

>>54173938
On the one hand, my penis loves her body. On the other, my brain says "she wouldn't have tits that big"

brb penis and brain fighting

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>>54166598
Amazons as a PC should be female only, be a sub-species of human, and should look human too. An Amazon would differ from a normal human woman in that they are AT LEAST as tall as the average man (But I would make my Amazons 9-10 ft, imo) would have musculature to compete or out-perform an average man, and should have senses much more keen than normal humans (Better eyesight, better hearing, etc), and last but not least, they should view men as inferior, but not in a feminazi way, but the same way humans feel about children. This superiority complex could go from simply treating normal humans like mouth teenagers, all the way to my magical realm. Dare you enter?

>>54177367
Ssshhh, bby don't question it.

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>>54166615
The point of these questions is to be open-ended. The system is up to you. You're either baiting or have some serious autism going on.

>>54176753
>fake so it doesn't really matter.
Did you forget what board you're on? This is /tg/, not /his/. We come here because we like to play games of pretend.

>>54166694
This

>>54166598
Standard tropical barbarian package

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Amazons are really more interesting in a setting where men are physically -- or at least socially -- favored as warriors. In a more egalitarian setting, where women can do anything men can do without it causing a stir, amazons don't have much to rebel against or contrast themselves to, so their whole female supremacy thing because inwardly-facing. I can work with that too, but you've got more to work out.

Anyway, I had amazons in one of my games that were essentially a superior stock of human being. There were rumors of semi-divine heritage and being descended from the shieldmaidens of the gods, mixing myths of amazons and valkyries. They weren't necessarily superhuman, but they were exceptional like player characters are. You meet an average bloke somewhere, and chances are he doesn't come close to stacking up to a player character. An average amazon, on the other hand, is going to give a PC a run for his money.

Given their natural excellence, amazons could easily overrun much of the world were it not for their societal structure. Bearing children is a chore that interferes with their lives as warriors, and fully half of their children are put to the sword. Given their losses in battle, this means each amazon would have to bear four offspring just to keep their numbers stable (fortunately for them, they are strong and healthy, so few die in childhood from things like disease). They fall short of this, but by adopting women of superior ability into their tribe, they manage to pad things out just enough.

>>54166598
Depends on the build but all of them make use of dodge, evade, and critical strike. Inner focus is optional but useful and Valkyrie is literally to die for.

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>>54166944
>Does a woman really need any other skill than "vagina"? It's downright broken, pls nerf.
>Vagina
>Overpowered
I disagree

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>>54166944
Vaginas are not OP if you optimize your penis correctly.
Put points into girth and stamina

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>>54166598
Amazons should have points into archery and all manner of javelin style weaponry.

Give them heavy armor proficiency so they can wear all that bronze

STR buff due to having the literal bloodline of a war god
CHA debuff due to having the literal bloodline of a war god

They are a subspecies of human that should be slightly larger and stronger, but susceptible to hubris. Very hot blooded.

Negatives to INT stats possibly or at least skills based in chemical or mechanical workings. They are not daughters of Hephaestus

>>54166598

Riding

and not just horses

>>54166598
pleasuring old men

>>54176817
Definately NOT Bow and Crossbow skills. I don't care how powerful it is, Bowazon is dull boredom forever. You want a babe who can spear three dozen demons on a lightning javelin not some elf-fag wannabe bitch.
Also no more than 5 points in critical strike, holy shit diminishing returns are a pain. You'd think the skills would get progressively more powerful the harder you focus in them but no, most things in Passives needs just one point to work.

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>>54179184
>Ares
>Cha debuff

Chadmeister Prime was boning the Goddess of Beauty and Fuck

If the blood of Ares gives any stat affectations, it should be +2 Str +2 cha, -2 int -2 wis

Because that nigga was DUMB and all his kids were dumb.

anyway, I still say Spears Javelins and Bows because those were the weapons of the era, Axes and curved swords because they were exotic, maybe Moon Hammers

And of course the venerable throwing anus

>>54166598
-4 Strength

>>54166694
No such ability Magical realms penetrate everything.

>>54180961
>Ares was dumb
Que

>>54180981
Ares was explicitly the dumb god of war. like that was his thing. Athena was the goddess of smart war. Myth and legend is Athena taking shit after shit on Ares' head and him running away crying. Granted thats because it was the ATHENIANS writing all this down cause the Spartans were too busy fucking them (and each other)

But bloodlust, savagery, and might was Ares thing. He was Khorne before Khorne was a thing. He even sired monsters, and then got asshurt when heroes killed them. Savage warlord/monster in myth? If Typhon didn't sire it, Ares did.

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>>54179091
>I actually expected a vagina being brutalized, or at the very least punched/kicked
>I was disappointed to see what it actually was

>>54181029
>He even sired monsters
That's Poseidon. Ares has the interesting characteristic of an extremely strong drive to protect and/or avenge his children and descendants. For example, in mythology the very first murder trial was when Ares killed Poseidon's kid for raping his daughter. He was acquitted. Or during the Iliad, he was going to disobey Zeus and rush off to Troy because one of his children was about to die even though he KNEW it'd get him thunderbolted, and all the other gods had to restrain him.

>>54181981
>tfw Ares was best dad ;_;
Well besides Hades I mean who was best boy in all ways

>>54181931

You were putting Descarte before the whores.

>>54182016
Descarte before the Whorse.

It was a good effort though, and I still hate you.

>>54182185
>Whorse

Apologies; it's like 5am and I'm on mobile. Autocorrect is a bitch.

Your hate makes it worthwhile.

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>>54180968

>>54178193
That's a shop isn't it?

>>54181029
Ares is THE God of War. When he goes into battle he's attended by Chaos, the daemons of Murder and Manslaughter, soldier's borne from a dragon's teeth and the deific personification of the Greek battlecry.

Athena is a goddess of war, but much more than besides. Ares is the full experience, and isn't all that dumb.

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>>54181029
Ares is a bully.

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>>54182642
>Be ugly and plain, but hardworking and loyal Best Boy
>Probably the only major god that doesn't stick his dick into everything, is actually kind of chill and knows what loyalty means
>Get married to some cheating NTR slut
>You can't even do anything about it because her father is the King of the Gods and will fry your ass for even thinking about raising your voice against her
>She fucks Ares so often, the two of you are basically on a first name basis and he knows where you hide all the good wine
Being Hephaestus is suffering.

>>54182690
Hephaestus isn't always married to Aphrodite, he gets variously paired up with Charis or one of the other Graces depending on what you read. Specifically in the Iliad he's married to Charis, in Hesiod's Theogeny he's married to one of the Graces, in the Odyssey he's married to Aphrodite, and in Pindar it's somebody else yet again.

Hephaestus did try and stick his dick in things though, his rape attempt of Athena being the most obvious one.

>>54182314
Did the blatant use of blur tool give it away?

>>54182690
Aphrodite don't even got a dad. Kinda. She was spawned forth from the seafoam of Uranus' severed ballsack

>>54182724
>in the Iliad he's married to Charis
>in the Odyssey he's married to Aphrodite
These two are part of the same canon, right? What gives?

>>54166598
What separates Amazons from ordinary women is that they're able to change their own diapers, and therefore don't need their husband to change their diapers.

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>>54182757
>Women who can actually take care of themselves
Is there a dating site where I can meet these fables Amazons? Can any of them squat more than lol2plate?

>>54182757
you missed /d/

>>54182744
>Greek myth
>singular "canon"
What the do you think this is, a comic book? Probably a bad example actually. Ancient myth and religion is a hodgepodge of different stories, sometimes from wildly different areas and parts of Greece and beyond. There is no one singular canon. There are examples of fairly widespread networks of Panhellenic cult, but even these could still present themselves differently depending on locale.

For example, Hephaestus and Aphrodite are linked via myth and cult on Cyprus, known for its fine metalworking, and their cult together may have derived from the male and female archaic gods there.

Meanwhile, in Pindar (who was Theban), Aphrodite is in fact linked to Ares, understandable since Thebes is very tightly linked to Ares and Aphrodite cult there in its origin and founding mythology.

>>54178464
No it's not. When requesting a build it is common courtesy to state a system for the best build advice or simply say that you are looking for system agnostic guidelines to suit a concept. Nice try though, newfag

>>54166598
Mad Enhancement EX
Divinity B
Charisma B
Golden Rule (Beauty) A
Howl of the War God A+

>>54180961
>Chadmeister Prime was boning the Goddess of Beauty and Fuck

Like that's some sort of accomplishment with Slut Prime. The only people she wasn't boning were her husband and, shockingly, Zeus.

>>54166598
Amazon
STR: 20
DEX: 17
CON: 18
INT: 14
WIS: 15
CHA: 11

>>54182690
Haephestus got a raw deal. You know who was chill, didn't put his dick in everything and had a loyal, loving, beautiful wife though?

Hades. Dude gets bad PR for the whole 'god of the underworld' thing, but he was rich as fuck, dedicated to his work, kept his promises and was caring to his wife. Dude rocked out loud. Hell when two dumbass chads came down to the underworld talking about how they were gonna bang his woman, he invited them to dinner, then promptly chained them to their chairs with mystical snakes and sicced the furies on them because ain't NO-ONE steals Hades girl!

>>54166598
Whenever she is fighting someone unfamiliar with her culture and ignorant of woman honing martial skills, she gains a bonus to hit for the first round of combat. Works only once per opponent.

the way ad&d did it.

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>>54184665
>When you die, according to Greek Myth you go to Pepe Paradise
>Normies hate it so much they depict it as a dark and drab place of isolation and misery
>To NEETs and autists it's just a cozy place where their privacy is respected
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>54180902
>playing javazon
>not wanting to plunge your thick spear repeatedly into the demons to cement your dominance

You're no sister of mine

>>54186100
Jab is for the lightning immunes only, you penis-envying man-lover.

>>54182744
Fucking greeks, that's what.

+25 Carpet Munching.

>>54182452
>the deific personification of the Greek battlecry
>His Daughter
>Alala
>Whose name he used for his own warcry
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03L_ZTbKiRc

CUTE

>>54182724
>Hephaestus did try and stick his dick in things though, his rape attempt of Athena being the most obvious one.

Even then he had the best taste in goddesses!

>>54190135
I don't even know how human vocal cords can do that

>>54167287
>/tg/ poster
>not being a huge faggot who secretly lusts for futa dicks

Nice one anon

>>54190135
Niece I think

>>54166598
Good archery
Good athletics
Reasonable spear shit
Reasonable fishing shit
Reasonable equestrianism
Poor social skills
Zealotry in their faith

>>54166598
Whatever you chose, be sure to take at least one level of fellatio.

>>54172052
Women's MMA is fucking garbage and you know it.

>>54194977
>Zealotry in their faith
u wut

>>54166598
Crocheting

Last year, I read a paperback sword and sorcery novel with some generic fantasy sounding title like "Torod and the Island of Gomek" or something silly like that.

It starts off with the scantilly clad, Gary Stu protagonist getting shipwrecked on an island of Amazonian women. I like the way that he portrayed them. (I'll post the real title of the book if I can find it.)
>They live in a tightly woven hunter gatherer society. They are all women, except for their young men, who are sent to wander the earth when they are strong enough to pass some test.
>Their primary skills are hunting, fishing, creating lightweight primitive armor, and tracking humanoids.
>They don't just hate men, but all trespassers in their lands. They turn women into domestic slaves, and men are outright killed.
>Their primary weapons were the javeline and a swort of machete-like sword.
>They were THICC and STRONK on a diet of meat and veggies, and all of them were described as beautiful
>If they were bested in combat, they would submit themselves to the will of their challenger. Most commited suicide from the disgrace of getting defeated by an outsider.
>They were completely silent and stealthy, but once they started a fight they made sounds and moves like a panther
>One of their leaders was a mysterious hermaphrodite that seemed to be able to read minds.

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Aiming well enough not to hit your sister would be nice.

>What skills should an amazon have?
mad

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>>54182979

Breastfeeding two children at onc-
Fuck.

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>>54182214

>>54166598
sandwich making

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Tall, strong, fierce warriors who secretly lust for dick.
In one of the greek myths a bunch of Amazons got shipwrecked and proceeded to fuck up the natives so bad that the natives sent their cutest men to set up camp close to the amazons in the middle of the night.
The boys where to retreat if things got sour and return as soon as things calmed down.
Eventually the amazons got such a lust for dick that they moved in with each other, married and fucked like beasts despite not understanding a single word of each others language but such details are no match for the power of the dick.

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>>54166598
At least five points into abs.

>>54198857
Gotta say, this image is so much better out of context

>>54201238
Dare I ask for context?

>>54201417
If I were to hazard a guess, its before and after of the same character.

>>54184665
Didn't Hades literally kidnap Persephone?

But he did get the short end of the stick between the main three brothers.

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>>54202146
There is a preview page on the artists Pixiv, where both of the characters enter some temple that closes behind them.
The page has the caption "tragedy starts here" or something.
It kind of implies that tentacles are involved which could be hot.
I would not recommend that you go looking for it as you'd have to dig through a dozen pages of nasty futa.

>>54202200
It wasn't uncommon in those days.

Of course their marriage was pretty happy.

>>54182642
gib sause of thicc goddes

>>54202200
He had to, her mother was stingy bitch and Persephone loved him back.

>>54202200
>Didn't Hades literally kidnap Persephone?

>Implying that's not what you should do to a woman
>Implying they don't like it

>>54183534
Zeus knew she was a danger to the order of the Pantheon, that's why he had her marry Hephaestus immediately, as to not cause fighting among the God's.

>>54203848
I wonder how suit would have gone out she married Hades.

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>>54190465
My man.

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>>54200783
>A strong woman will never lock you in her arms late at night and make you feel loved and safe

>>54166598
Here OP, a serious answer

Combat skills with weapons available to the culture.

Low Civilization: Some combination of agricultural and animal husbandry skills

High civilization: Some combination of art skill (the best soldiers are ones who are strong in body and mind) or a tactile skill (something that adds the the community's defense (leather working, architecture, metal smiting some kind, carpentry, etc)

>>54201417
Tentacles, Parasites, Birthing and then death. Gruesome ending. The parasite feed off the momther.

>>54183798
Why so intelligent and wise?

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>>54204233

>>54204266
Bestiary 2 or 3 I think

>>54182690
>You can't even do anything about it because her father is the King of the Gods and will fry your ass for even thinking about raising your voice against her
He once caught Ares and Aphrodite in a magic net when they were having sex and he dragged all the other gods and goddesses to look at them.

>>54204293
They all laughed, and Poseidon convinced him to let them off for compensation and divorce.

>>54166598
Destroying the shota

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>>54204170
>tfw you will never fall asleep in the arm of an a(bs)mazon, hugged so tight that your spine creaks.

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>>54206726

Are the guys househusbands in amazon society?

>>54207159
No, they just don't exist.

Generally they use Gagareans for breeding.

>>54207696
>they use Gagareans
A species of soviet cosmonauts?

>>54207159
Why would they?

Amazons are big, strong, and kick ass. I doubt they'd allow their mates to be anything else.

>>54203279
Do you mean it's nasty because it's futa, or the nastiness is unrelated to the futa.

This is an important distinction

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>>54204092
>>54190465
>tfw can't ever look at Athena the same after reading a fic where she eternally tortured an entire army with foot related transformations.

I'm a pretty hardcore footfag but jesus fucking christ it was on another level entirely. Seeing the name gives me PTSD every time.

>>54208260
A bit of both here tbqh.
There are futas, nasty futas and nastiness in general.
The range goes from qt grill getting lovingly and consensually getting rammed by a massive centaur futa-dong to futas getting consumed by parasites.
Even if you are into futa, Mikoyan is nasty.

>>54208421
I'm afraid but also erect. Link?

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>>54208500
Unfortunately it was on some insanely obscure website I found in the archive of /tv/ on a thread that died young and I deleted my history immediately afterwards because something about it really fucking jogged my brain. It was like a direct rape of my sensibilities except it was one of those rapes where you cum.

Here's the quick rundown.
>Army invades temple of athena
>Insults it.
>Athena comes down
>Starts killing people
>Turns one guy into a table with a rock hard 3 ft long tongue for giving oral sex.
>Turns one guy into a foot-massaging toilet
>Turns one guy into a statue that can only move while licking feet.
>Turns a bunch of guys heads into sandals that can both taste, smell, feel and see everything.
>Turns one guy into a lock for the temple that has to be stood on while barefoot in order to open
>Last guy asks for a fair fight.
>Gets stomped on by Athena's bare foot until his skull is cracked then fully healed then again repeatedly for a while then he gets stomped on by every girl in the temple then he finally submits by licking every one of their feet including Athena's
>Then Athena puts him at the top of the temple with a statue of herself eternally crushing his broken body under her feet while his tongue is transformed into her sandals so he can still taste Athena's feet even while she's hundreds of miles away.

I know you're probably going "wowie faggot that's nothing" but for some reason the combination of my appreciation for greek mythology, proper justice/honor, ancient warriors, qt but stronk barefoot girls and holy women really juiced my goose in a bad way. It was like reading Dogscape and then realizing you had a massive boner the entire time.

>>54167231
More like it's not gay if it's futa on female.

>>54208712
Darn. Looks like it's time for an archive binge and some self-loathing.

>>54202200
Yes, however a couple things should be noted

>Bride kidnapping was a fairly common practice throughout history (and still is, particularly in central asia), the best example I can think of is the rape of the Sabine women when the early Romans kidnapped a bunch of women from another city because Rome was a sausage fest
>Hades literally had to convince his wife to move down to a dull gray hellscape with him, so its understandable that he might resort to less than desirable measures

>>54202200
depending on the myth they eloped and pretended it was a kidnapping to save face

>>54208805
Ping if you find it

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>>54208805
It was a couple weeks ago. You'd have better luck searching manually.

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>>54182979
are you really this dense or merely pretending?

>>54208947
>>54209037
Found it.
>http://www.mistressdestiny.com/forums/showthread.php?s=4e121d315cdeb8bdaef632be9f92230b&t=376360
Also, I understand what you mean. I'm disgusted with the fact that I enjoyed that.

>>54171817
Not breaking our bones, tearing themselves and tearing free from our bones.

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>>54166944
Get with the times, grandpa.

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>>54171817
>Their greater strength and size allows them to run around in armor and with weapons normally too heavy for a human
>use semi-auto versions of Anti-Material Rifles as their main weapons.
Go on...

>>54166598
Data infrastructure and physical logistics

>>54204249
I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's seen some shit and learned from it.

>>54202200
Not really. I mean, in a way, yeah, but considering that for the Greeks, the Underworld was EVERYTHING underground, its not wrong to think Hades actually got a good deal out of it. Dude got to dictate who got metal whereas Posideon got sea trade and fish and Zeus got the sky and being able to rape anything that moves and some things that don't and get away with it.