The kingdom is invaded by Bismuth elementals.

>>54146403
Do the angles make them harder to fuck?

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about fucking time

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>>54146403
>RAWRRR

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>>54146440
>But also, uguu~

>>54146430
Yeah, but it's worth it.

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>>54146452
Then I am off, be it by land, air, or sea.

My purpose is clear to me.

I shall fuck those minerals, so very merrily.

>>54146481
Like a true wizard, go forth champion of the lands

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>>54146403
>Bismuth elementals
After fighting to a stalemate, a peace treaty and trade agreement was formed.
Instances of upset stomachs dropped dramatically throughout the kingdom.

>>54146403
Edgy.

>>54147375
ba dum tss

Not a single comment citing a sarcastic homosexual supremacy joke or a "something something and then the special snowflakes attacked" /pol/ post. What is this site coming to?

>>54147719
...?

Gays don't OWN refracted light, anon

>>54146403
BISMUTH IS EVEN SOFTER THAN GOLD. IT DOESN'T EVEN FORM LIKE THAT. STOP THESE MEMES.

RRREEEEEE.

>>54147822
Yes, venerable dreadnought...

>>54146431

bismuth did nothing wrong

>>54147719
why would a thread about bismuth cause that? is it because it's rainbow? do people from pol go outside and yell at literal rainbows?

>>54148107
you're goddamn right she didn't

>>54146403
How edgy

>>54146481
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

>>54148350
Shut the fuck up Wayne

>the kingdom is invaded by ancient memes

>>54148446
https://youtu.be/YGV6bCTMM5w

>>54147787
OH God imagine if they did.

>>54148107
The "War Winning Weapon" she designed was shit, only good for using on targets that had already been restrained.

Worthless for the battlefield, was literally an execution tool swung around by a mentally broken veteran.

I see Steven Universe has ruined something else for me. Not surprising.

>>54148350
But anon, not all of us know Steven Universe
I just came here because I fucking love bismuth

>>54146403
Depends on how violent the elementals are, if they play the long con, nobody would even really care, because they just look too beautiful

>>54146403
I wager the Eldrazi are at fault for this...

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>>54146431

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>>54148350
we didn't ask for a play by play of the show you sperg. you could have just said "its gay because people associate with su" and we would understand.

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>>54148550
we do, get ready for the gay lasers bitch pew pew

>>54148350
Wayne, I just want to say "thank you for existing." You act autistically, so we don't have to.

>>54148615
Shut the fuck up Wayne.

>>54146403
Edgy

>>54146481
>>54148446
And so he went and took his hat.

To fuck those rocks; he would do that!

But untamed wilderness, he'd need to combat

>>54148615
Do you get bullied a lot Wayne because I sure would enjoy giving you plenty of shit

>>54148350
>This concept of Shattering, outright killing a gem, seems to be a big, BIG taboo amongst gems
I really wonder where you got this, because not only is it outright false, but the opposite has been implied since Peridot was stuck on earth

>>54146403
I repel them with magnets.

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>>54146403
The kingdom has grown from Bismuth, it can't be invaded by it.

>>54147822
IT ALSO HAS A LOW MELTING POINT SO BATHING IN LAVA MAKES NO SENSE.
BISMUTH ISN'T EVEN A GEMSTONE. THE WRITER ONLY CHOSE THAT NAME TO BE EDGY.
REEEEEEEEE.

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>can't discuss minerals on the internet anymore without faggot universe shitters coming in.

I have seen this exact thread before. Several times in fact.
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>>54149669
Posted those images in the same order the other times too.

>>54149125
Exactly. And if you've already got them helpless, why not just bubble them and maintain your moral high ground? You could get some serious defection as "the side that won't shatter", given how shatter-happy Homeworld is.

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>>54146403
Don't worry, this killed them last time.

>>54146431
What lazy character design...

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>>54152044
Yes. Enjoy being greeted by that trash every time any sort of rock is mentioned.

>>54146431
>Bismuth
>Smooth, rounded edges
>Round, chubby beanface

It's like the designers didn't even google Bismuth before creating the character

>>54153816
Her personality is edgy enough to make up for it.

Make an alliance with the Pyrite Elementals to repel the invaders!

Chemistry note: Bismuth loses its luster when exposed to Pyrite. I assume this would also somehow impact their power.

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>they turn the landscape into bismuth as they pass over it

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>>54146403
WELCOME TO THE NEW SEMI-PRECIOUS CHEAP JEWELRY CAPITAL OF THE SETTING.

CAPITALISM HO!

>>54148350
Has that Kender fucked you in the ass yet Wayne?

>>54152044
what do you mean by that? Because it's simple or rainbow colors or?

>>54149216
Bismuth is non-toxic.
It's actually used in medicine to settle stomachs.

So I'm guessing they are pretty and helpful. I for one welcome our elemental overlords.

>>54153611
fordite, while cool, is technically not a rock.

>>54146481
The prophecy is true.