Oh shit, it's the Commissar! Everyone act natural!

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>>54145432
Got it.

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>>54145432
Where is he? Gotta give 'im somethin' noice.

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>>54145432

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>>54145432

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>>54145432
Oh shit, it's the Commisar! Everyone pretend not to be men!

>>54145623
I think I was the only person in the world that thought that meme was funny.

>>54145772
Eh. It was OK.

I was always surprised by how angry it made people though.

>>54145881
>surprised that a joke got people on the internet mad
Youmustbe18toposthere.jpg

>>54145923
I wasn't surprised it got people mad, just that the anger was usually immediate. Normally you have to get a few posts in.

>>54145948
I make a point never to underestimate autistic rage. I remember when the scuseme meme was in full force, and I also remember the immediate fury it could conjure. It just seemed par for the course, like the BBEG-Ugh guys.

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>>54145432
Susure

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Don't worry, I got this.

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>>54145432

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>>54145432
oh shit cheese it

>>54147346
>Cheese
>Rat
Heh

>>54147372
i was worried it might go over peoples heads

>>54147383
It's very subtle.

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>>54147411
It really isn't.

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helo I am inquisitor and not heretic

>>54145772
it wasn't funny, but it was an effective method of getting replies.

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Nothing to see here commisar

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>>54145432

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I am perfectly normal anonymous person.

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>>54145432
Okay, nya!

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>>54145432
We kill'in Xenos or what Sir?!

>>54149191
Guardsman Shakira O'Brien, I know they have different regs on Carlos McConnel, but could you at LEAST be in uniform on inspection day?

>>54145623
Someone explain this meme?

>>54149513
>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/%22Excuse_Me%22_Guy

>>54149738
Okay that made me laugh.

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DING DONG, HERESY CHECK TIME

>>54145432
Oh boy that Emperor, I sure love that Emperor. I love spending my entire life fighting in nasty hellholes instead of having time to drink and smoke and such.

>>54145772
I liked it. It got a little overused but it was fun.

>>54149817
No heresy here, Commissar! Especially not under my bunk in the secret trapdoor to the illegal bar and still I built under there.

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>>54149817
Nope!! No heresy here, Commissar, sir! What?
That door behind me? That's uh, the brooms. Yeah that's where we keep all our brooms. It's boring, dusty, you don't want to look in there. Hey, let's look at that next post.

>>54150255
I... I have questions.

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>>54150255
HERESY!

>>54150255
Fucking Slaaneshi cultists

*makes dumb ogryn noises* Wot yew want me tah dew, Suh?

>>54150255
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>54150255
>Greenhorn Arbites discovers cult of Slaanesh.webm

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>>54150255
THREAD DERAILED
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54150255
>tfw no webm player
What is it?

>>54151079
Slaaneshi cult activity. That's all you need to know, for your own sake.

>>54151079
Heresy

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>>54150255
By the Emperor, how heretical. This must be taken care of post haste. No time to look at anything else, especially not this post. I can assure you this post is loyal and not overtaken by the warp at all.

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>>54151079
Don't listen to >>54151122, there are no Slaaneshi cultists in this thread.

>>54149191
OH SHIT A MUTANT SOMEONE FETCH ME A LASGUN

>>54151122
>>54151124
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

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>>54151157

>mfw all that sweet sweet heresy

>>54151079
You better not know. I'm dead serious. It's clearly body horror. Erotic scene.

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>>54151157
>>54151132
>>54150255

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>>54145432
The Commissar is a *silly* *camper*!

>>54150255

Well? Is someone going to tell us where the fuck this is from?

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Greetings fellow imperial member

>>54151353
Honestly, I think I'd rather not know.

>>54149817
Comissars don't check for Heresy, they check for cowardice and disobiedience. Political Officers, not religious ones.

>>54151079
An orgy centered around some sort of mutated fleshbeast blob that appears to have some elements of human form growing out of it at places, as though it was once a group of people that became combined into that monstrosity. The participants are undaunted by the creature and freely caress or partake of its flesh.

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>>54145432
Good lookin' out, brothah!

>>54152006
At least it's not Squad Broken

>>54152096
Goddamnit, now I want a Knight-Commissar.
>Executes whole platoons at once for insubordination.

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>>54151353
I don't know, but it looks like ass to me. No ifs, ands, or butts.

>>54151587
You'd be better off. The movie it's from isn't as interesting as that clip out of context.

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>>54150255
>>54153130

I'm so glad I spent an hour setting up my new modem and router just to come here and see this shit.

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>>54153264

Just as planned...

>>54151161

SOLDIER THAT IS A FELINID, NOT A MUTANT! GET YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF ABHUMAN STRAINS STRAIGHTENED OUT! BY THE GOLDEN THRONE I SWEAR...

>>54151157
This guy. I need this artists name I've been looking for it

>>54151244
genuinely the scariest thing in this thread so far

>>54153736
Turtle Fish Paint

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>>54145432
You guys think the commissar likes beer?

>>54156629
Well, beer is good for morale, so YES!

>>54156629
RIP Dave, never forget.

>>54145432
Just get Inquisitor Vail around.
That always seems to put him in a good mood, for some reason.

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>>54157000
Trips confirm.

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>>54156961
>mfw Dave and my other two characters got squatted from the 1d4chan page

>>54153539
An abhuman breed confined to a single planet. A planet which is not this one.

I suggest capturing the felinid for questioning.

>>54157296
Wow, fuck that. I've reinstated them out of principle.

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>>54157458
Thanks bro

>>54151602
Imperial Guards uplifting Primer, page 73, paragraph 1.

The mutant/heretic may have infiltrated the very ranks in which you fight! But do not be afraid. Remain watchful, scrutinize your comrades and report any sign of strange behavior or action to your COMMISSAR without delay.

So in short, yes they do check for heresy and check any they find with a bolt to the brain no doubt.

>>54156629
Dave, this is Commissar Knochenmus!

You're late on my Amasec delivery!

>>54157458
>>54157296
>>54157523
Commissar Knochenmus here. I took them off for a reason.
That reason being, non of those characters later more than two threads

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>>54145432

>>54145772
I loved it, and really loved how angry it made people

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>>54150255

>>54147372
What the fuck-fuck's so funny, man-thing?

>>54158054

This. The inevitable butthurt was half the fun, I'd always make one serious reply to the OP and then b8 the butthurt anons some more.

>>54151132
ALL HAIL THE CHANGER OF WAYS

>>54157996
What's the cause for this arbitrary three-thread requirement? Surely if someone cares enough to put their character on the wiki it may as well be left there? The page is hardly cluttered as-is, and all of those characters were in the (now empty) MIA section, so it made even less of a difference.

>>54157996
Alright... Why?

>>54158290
Besides, wouldn't this make it thread 3?

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>>54158640
Yup. You guys are good.

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i leik emperar

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>>54149191
BEST version of foreign catgirl. BEST

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>>54158847
arguable

>>54145985
>Guys
Implying there's even more than one is the height of fucking stupidity.

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>>54145432

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>>54145432

>>54149416

SHUJUMI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>54145432
This is me natural

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Vhy hallo zere. Vhy don't ve go do ze var now?

Zere are many filzy xenos to kill, ja? Mensch vill prevail in ze end though.

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>>54145432
>Silent HONK

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>>54145432
I CANT ACT NATURAL! I'M ALWAYS ANGRY!

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>>54145432
I-is he gone?

>>54157350
Felinds joined the guard just like any other abhuman you dolt.

>>54150255
imagine being this guy

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>>54145432
no slaaneshi cultists here, commissar. no siree bob.

>>54168475
I'd rather imagine being the flesh mass

>>54170682
I'd rather never think of this again.