Goddamn edgelords

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Just got back from a game of dnd

>First session of campaign
>Party are all black hands, not nice folk
>Looting and pillaging and all that good stuff
>One character (an elf of course) decides he is going to befriend everyone instead
>Rides ahead as he doesn't agree with our thievery
>Whyareyouplayingthisparty.jpg
>We fight almost everyone in his wake
>Finally catch up, he casts a wall of stone to block us
>Runs off to finish the main quest
>Finally catch up and he is trying to befriend the sessions BBEG, an ogre captain
>Captain sees us entering the room and decides to fight us
>Elfboy immediately goes invisible for the entire fight
>Moment we kill it he unhides and proceeds to talk about how much he helped all session
>Even tries to rez ogre to keep befriending

Ran out of time after that, but that's not even the worst bit, after the session ended he told us his characters name.


fucking.
Sasuke.