ITT: Times that spaghetti was dropped in the session

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Spaghetti/cringe thread? I’ll start

>Be fucking a 4/10 girl after consuming a bottle of wine on an empty stomach in the middle of the day
>realise i have to go to DnD, stop early and leave to go to session
>get there and realise I have no character, so i print a pre-gen lvl 4 human paladin,
>friend gets there, gives me some whiskey which I down, mixing with grool and wine
>wasted.jpg
>feel like death
>session starts, it’s Darkest Dungeon p. much, going to smack some sewer bandits
>attempt to RP my paladin as Judge Dredd, fail miserably due to having no spine
>feel worse
>I decide to close my eyes for a bit
>fully pass out for 15 minutes, other players do not realise this until combat begins
>woken up, told to roll my attacks
>blearily yell ‘I AM THE LAW’ and roll an 18
>literally bisect two people in half
>go back to sleep
>get kicked out and move to another room by security
>nowimfeelinit.png
>feeling wacked out
>crush pops down next to me, gives me some rose candies she’d saved from a trip to France
>really nice, thank her
>10 minutes later rush out and vomit out the rose-flavoured mix of wine, whiskey and pussy juice
>everyone can hear
>she looks really upset when I come back in, takes it personally
>mrw my hedonism cost me my rep with my crush

And you?