Field Kit Inspection: Mad As a Hulk Edition

*my lasgun is all slimy rawr*

>the red clad figure approaches the commissar

+this is correct organic, the hulk will be in range of tubes in 12 minutes. are you prepared? we will need to reach the enginarium+

>>54117874
That's your own fault, beast.

>>54117829
Captain Matthias Wyvern, of the third Company, reporting for duty, Commissar!

Our kit is fully prep'd and ready for inspection!

>>54117906
*stop being racist rawr*
*just because I'm purple does not mean I'm not human rawr*

>>54117898
I was already well aware of this, Magos. But I thank you for alerting me of it, even further.

>>54117906
As always, splendid work, Captain! You are a fine example, of an Imperial Guardsmen!

>>54117922
>the magos turns its glare upon the xenos

+be silent you fool, lest you suffer my displeasure+

>>54117932
+good, where are the other magi?+

>>54117956
*fool rawr?*
*im smarter than you rawr*

>>54117976
>the large bulk of the magos shivers slightly as a laugh screeches from its vocaliser

+I assure you filth, you are not. you are quite obviously a tyranid and while I am unsure why the commissar has not executed you I will leave that to him, but I will end you if you get in my way+

>>54118012
*want to prove your mental superiority rawr?*

>>54117956
I would assume, that they are preparing to board their own boarding tubes. As this Space Hulk, is no mere ship. Oh no, it isn't.

From what the Captain of the Eagle's Fury has told me. This Space hulk, is a foul amalgamation of atleast six different ships, bashed together. With atleast one, of those ship's, being of a similar design to our own.

Unfortunately, sensors indicate, that the vessel itself, is deep within the core of Spacehulk itself. So boarding tubes alone, will not get us close enough.

>>54118031
*why don't you just shoot off all of the other ships with weapons and then board the ship in the centre rawr?*

>>54118060
Because, trooper, who's name I can't seem to find, yet oddly enough, resembles two other troopers I've executed! If we did such a thing, we would risk damage to the warp drive!

Also, you men are both cheaper, and far more expendable, than such a wasteful use of the Emperor's ammunition!

>>54118026
+I will prove it now, my mastery of technoledgy shall prevail+

>the magos motions for the beast to follow him to a table

+we each have the same amount of equipment, time and materials. make a weapon and let us dual+

>>54118095
+be careful you sound like a krighsman?+

>>54118107
*bahaha rawr*
*no, such a challenge is below me rawr*
*this will be a battle of the minds rawr*
*i challenge you to a game of paradox billiards vostroyan roulette 4th dimensional hypercube chess strip poker rawr!*

>>54118107
Could such a thing, every be consider bad? To be so faithful, and willing to die, in the name of the Emperor! It is a feeling, that few men, every truely get the chance to feel!

>>54118208
DEAR GOD EMPEROR, NO! NO, NO,NO!

WE ARE NOT DOING THAT, MINUTES BEFORE WE BOARD A SPACE HULK!

>>54118235
*TOO LATE RAWR! THIS IS NOW AN ULTRA-GAME!
*the room shifts and all of space is visible, although slightly blue*

>>54118208
+Intresting, I am surprised such a delicate game is in the minds of such an incopitant, very well+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo

>his left arm reveals itself covered in a light absorbat grey, and connected to its wrist is the recognisable disk to play the game

>>54118224
+yes commissar, it can. when your dedication makes you do tacticaly unsound decisions purely to kill more of your men+

>>54118268
>>54118278
DEAR EMPEROR! NOT AGAIN!

>>54118278
*BE WARY RAWR! FOR THE LOSER OF THIS GAME WILL BE BANISHED TO ULTRAMAR UNTIL ROUBOUTE GUILLMANS STASIS HAS BEEN TURNED OFF RAWR!*
*two golden duel disks also appear on the creatures arms*

>drawing five pieces of paste board, I smile

+I will go first you giant green fool. placing three cards face down in my back row, I normal summon THE DARK MAGICIAN with ancient rules. YOUR TURN+

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>>54118320

+make your move so that I may banish you all the faster+

>I look at my face downs, and smile

[this will be too easy]

I'm a dark magician player, you cant beat me

>>54118325
>>54118320
>>54118337
>Matthias would face palm at the idea of being forced to watch this game.

tfw Hamounds is the Swarm lord that cut off Calgars arms and legs during the first Tyranid war.

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>>54118325
*I set one monster face down and set 3 card face down in my back Row! Rawr!
*this duel is already lost for you, priest! Rawr!*

>>54118393
[oh cool]

+MY TURN, I DRAW.+
>drawing a card, I smile

+you should give up now+

>I set another card face down in my back row before I acativate ETURNAL SOUL adding the DARK MAGIC ATTACK TO MY HAND. I ACTIVATE THE DARK MAGIC ATTACK I destroy all your spells and traps.

+now dark magician, DARK MAGIC ATTACK SHOW HIM THE POWER OF THE FAITHFUL+

>>54118393
>>54118446
>"I REALLY wish I had my gun right now... Execute them both for this stupidity..."

Let's make this quick, you two. I've got places to go, and things to shoot.

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>>54118446
*not so fast rawr*
*i activate dark bribe! Rawr!*

>>54118494
>I will make no such deal

face my OWN DARK BRIBE and draw a card

dark magician shall still attack

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>>54118530
*Oh no sir rawr!*
*I DARK BRIBE YOUR DARK BRIBE! Rawr*

>>54118612
+curses, I can not do it again. you darkbribed my dark magic attack but this will not end me. I chain together dark magical circle, to look at the top three card of my deck and add to my hand anything stating the dark magician. and I add the eye of tamrious. and drawing a card, I special summon the apprentice illusion magician. dark magic attack dark magician.

[and I still have one face down I haven't used yet. heh]

>>54118667
*my turn I assume rawr?*

>>54118667
>>54118612
>>54118677
>A loud groan would escape from Matthias, at how long this stupid game has gone on for.

Are you two idiots done yet? Because we've got a mission to deal with, and this sure as hell ain't it!

>a man stumbles onto the floor
reporting for duty sir

oh not another space hulk, oh bother
still getting the hang of this prosthetic arm, but at least i have adjusted to my new innards
>you hear faint whirring from his left arm, and mechanically assisted breathing

im afraid there wont be much of my left after a while

>hefts a large double barreled cannon with glowing green coils
>the barrels are over and under
>an axe is affixed under the end of the lower barrel
my twin plasma cannon overheated and took my arm, so i decided to take another toy out for a spin

The Fire Caste serve with pride
where am i needed ?

>>54118774
*done? Do not disrespect this most ancient game rawr!* *to honour the ancient tradition it is normal for games to last up to 9 years rawr*

>>54118784
>>54118796
Good too finally see you two ready for action! But mechanical appendages are no excuse for anyone to be late!

Also, has anyone seen Captain Wyvern, and those other two he was talking to? I can't seem to find anyone.

>>54118784
could you teach me how to use close combat weapon ?

>>54118811
>His eyes would narrow, and twitch with anger at the Tyranid bioform's explanation.

...You idiots realise, you're playing a children's card game. Right?

>>54117829
Space hulk, space hulk... Maybe a plasma gun is better for cutting into bulkheads? This wouldn't be happening if las-cutters were available, but emperor forbid we take the field with all the commodities available...

(by the way guys. Our own discord channel is up. It would be nice to see more of you in it. https://discord.gg/Wj5xh )

>>54118836
i'm sorry shas'nel but the toilet were clogged so i took care of that

speaking of Wyvern i think he is with hammounds and Szarek discussing of a "card game"

>>54118865
*...*
*SILENCE PUNY MORTAL! THIS IS AN ULTRA GAME NOW!*
*besides, we can't stop, whoever forefiets is banished to ultramar rawr!*

>>54118866
>She would feel a strong presence behind her. One she had not felt since...

...And what exactly are you doing there, Corporal?

>>54118866
my recommendation is dont supercharge the plasma

>>54118840
this axe came with the gun, dont know how to use it

>>54118917
>the corporal stands up immediately and salutes to the air in front of herself
Preparing equipment for boarding, sir! In no way I'm thinking of rigging a fire selector and odd bits to a melta for an home-made custom cutter, sir!

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>>54118667
*MY TURN NOW ROBO-BOY*
*I FLIP SUMMON FIBRE JAR, FORCING US TO RESTART THE ENTIRE DUEL!*
*with no cards on the field to stop this the duel is restarted, with both players drawing 5 cards.*
*i summon the blue eyes white dragon using the ancient rules and set three cards face down*

>>54118942
... Very good, Corporal!

>He would spin the Trooper around, so that she were to face him.

Also, wrong way....

>>54118917
+I have destroyed your monster, and now the apprentice illusion magician will attack for 2000 of your 4000 life points+

I end my turn

>>54118968

Com'issar where are the boarding pods ?
i can scout the way ahead with my stealthsuit !

>>54118965
>Matthias would let out a loud groan of anguish, as he moves over towards the hanger light switch, and flips the now blue lights to regular lights.

Let's go you idiots! That's an order!

>>54118965
[whoops]

+CURSE YOU+

>I set 4 cards face down and set one in defense mode.

I END MY TURN

>>54118991
>don't interrupt our dual, or you will be banished

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>>54118981
*too bad, when you tried to attack my monster fibre jar's effect was activated rawr!*
*i attack with the blue eyes white dragon rawr*

>>54118989
What in the Emperor's name, is a 'stealthsuit"? Is that some sort of new camo-cloak? It had better NOT be xeno tech!
>>54118885
>>54118942
(And before you ask. We've stopped using the old PR channel, and we are now using our own. It's cmgit blackjack and hookers.

>>54119021
+ha you fell into my trap+

>you flipped marshmellon, activating his effect you take 1000 damage and he is unharmed+

do you end your turn?

>>54119037
it is a new camo cloak indeed, sanctioned by the te'ch priests

>>54119064
Hmm... I see....

Well don't ruin it then! I doubt we'd be given any new ones, if such a thing we're too happen!

>>54118968
Yes sir, sorry sir!
>the corporal seems to be the same shade of red as a few days ago
I'll make sure that no bulhead will stand between us and the parts we need! You'll see, if it can be cracked open then I will open it, sir! No one is as qualified at spreading things out like I do!.
... this came out a little weirder than I thought, I'm afraid, sir.

>>54119006
>>54119021
I swear to the Emperor, I will vent you both into the void, right now. If you don't put your little toys away, and hurry up!

>>54119037
How comes? Royalties?

>>54119079
i won't, but just tell me where are the boarding pods for the space hulk
i 've got to be prepared

>>54119081
>Matthias would bite his lip, in an effort to not laugh at her, "spread out" statement.

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>>54119042
*no rawr*
*i summon one card face down using the ancient rules and activate DNA surgery and select "machine" as the type. I now set one more card face down and end my turn rawr*

>>54119095
No, i realised you had a point yesterday, on the whole pr discord thing. And I figured that for us to truly grow, we needed to have our own things and not ride theirs. So I made a new one, which is for us. https://discord.gg/Wj5xh come and join in!

>>54119081
Very good, Corporal! But you should be spread out during combat! It leaves you more open for enemy attacks!

>He would quickly take notice of the Corporal's red face. And, worried that she might be catching a fever. Would place his head upon her forehead, in an effort to gage her temperature.

Are you feeling ill, Corporal Rook? Your face is quite red...

>>54119120
+its all over xeno+

I activate pot of greed, then chain recless greed and then different dimension capsual.
[2 face downs left]
you have 2 turns before I win xenos

>>54119162
pot of greed ? this allow him to draw 2 cards from his deck !

>>54119162
*i activate harpies feather duster and then raigeki rawr*
*my turn is not over yet rawr!*

>>54119159
I...
>the corporal sqeeuzes her eyes for a second, then seems to come to a conlusion
I work with melta weaponry sir! Very prone to extreme heating sir! It's normal for me to be a little...
..."flushed".

>>54119211
*i now activate pot of greed, pot of greed and pot of greed rawr!*
*i then flipsummon fibre jar and restart the game rawr*

>>54119220
Ahh! Quite understandable, Corporal!
>He would pat her on the shoulder.

But you'd best take care of yourself. Lest you cause your squad to worry!

>With that, he would head off, to make sure that everyone else, was preparing for their boarding mission.

>>54119226
I have already won, I just need my next turn

I set two cards face down and end.
[you have 1000 health and I have 4000, step it up]

>>54119281
[why do I only have 1000 health?]

>>54119281
[marshmellon, the apprentice illusion magiciaons effects and attack]

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>groans before stumbling into view, injectors falling from his armor

What's happening...and where did I leave my damn Raider...

>>54119220
>>54119251
>Matthias would bite down on his tongue, to keep from out right, laughing at the events that had just transpired, as he walks towards the poor Corporal.

Corporal Rook! Front and center!

>>54119326
[I have not been attacked, fibre jar reset the game before that happened]

>>54119348
[okay 2000 left]

>>54119345
Yes sir!

>>54119363
[we start with 8000 hitpoints, how did I take 6000 from marshmallon?]

>>54119378
FUCK I thought we were 4000 start? then you have 6000. JESUS FUCK

>>54119341
Probably, the same place you left it, when it crashed... On the last planet we were on.

You've been in a drugged stupor ever since, Drukhari...

>>54119409
NOW MAKE YOUR LAST MOVE XENO SO I CAN DRAW THE LAST CARD NEXT TURN AND WIN

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>>54119377
>The young officer would give the Corporal a once over. Trying to get an idea of who she is, based upon her gear, and outfit.

Trooper, I'm granting you permission to speak freely, this once. Nothing mentioned to me, will go on any reports. Understood? Good.

Do you, happen to have a 'thing' for the Commissar?

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>>54119409
Drukhari?! I am outraged. I am an abhuman and my name is Aye Mahn. Surely when I point these things out to you it becomes clear fellow human?

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>>54119401
*i activate ookazi three times dealing 2400 points of damage to you! Now I activate bad reaction to Simochi, changing all healing dealt to you into damage of equal value! I now activate gift card!
I now activate gift card again dealing a total of 7800 damage! I set 2 cards face down! Rawr*

>>54119471
>He would cross his arms over his chest, as he gives the 'edgy fuck', before him, a once over.

Uh-huh... Is that your final answer? Because I don't buy it.

>>54119430
A...thing?
>the corporal is a surprisingly tall, red-haired woman, with the kind of build that comes with serving as a special weapons trooper but, surprisingly, very little in the way of skin grafts and all of her ten original fingers. Conversely her flak armor has a number of schorch marks that no amount of care is going to cancel, and she has that slightly haunted look of guards whose sanity is seriously considering the idea of snapping
A... thing. I guess you are referring to the rigged plasma cutter... well, it's done and gone I'm afraid, he didn't seem to like the idea.

>>54118923
Why in the hell, did you gun come with an axe? Why not a simple bayonet?

>>54119483
[umm what the hell? it don't matter now but how much health we sitting on?]

+that was your last mistake, different demmension capsule ends and adds to my hand THE HEAD OF EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE.
WITH THE OTHER FOUR PARTS OF EXODIA, I SUMMON THE FORBIDEN ONE HIMSELF

EXODIA OBLIDERATE AND END HIM+

[>>54119509
isn't that tink of the all guardsmen party?]

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>>54119506

Worry not, you don't have to buy anything you don't want. I do have some hypex I could sell you though. This ship is absolutely filled with the primary ingredient!

>>54119552
tink's description of "still having all of his fingers". good catch.

>>54119509
>Matthias would let out a sigh at this.
>Apparently he needed to drop all attempts at acting like a civilized Praetorian Officer. And act more like a simple trooper from Cadia.

That's not what I'm asking you, Corporal. Not even close.

What I'm asking you, is if you 'fancy' the Commissar? Do you want to "nibble on his tea biscuit"? Make him "spill his plasma"?

>Should none of these work on her. He would once more sigh, before simply coming out with it.

Do you want to fuck him?

>>54119552
>>54119552
*not so fast there rawr*
*have you forgotten yourself so easily rawr?*
*as the capsule activates I chain PROHIBITION!*
*i now declare exodia the forbidden one my target!*

>>54119552
now that the game is over we can finally board this space hulk
>is moving near the pods
is someone want to scout with me, he is welcomed at my side

> get into his stealth suit
gun drone activated !

>>54119559
>Matthias would let out a loud sigh.

Great... A bloody Drukhari, AND he's a user of his own product.... Perfect... You'll fit right in with all the others around here.

>>54119597
But that would be heresy!
Or... wait... maybe not? Maybe every trooper is supposing to think of their commissar as a mating partner?! Male troopers? What about female commissars?
I AM NOT READY TO BEAR A CHILD!

>>54119602
[it was activated 3 turns ago, you cant chain it when it ends, and we got told to wrap it up]>>54119630
> I fire a sleep dart at the corpral to calm her down

+good game+

>>54119630
>He would once more let out a sigh.

Ok, so you're slightly broken, and do indeed have feelings for the Commissar. Understood!

>He would let out a sigh, before speaking.

Do you want help, getting "Senpai" to "notice you"?

>>54119653
*fine, we will...
WE'LL CALL IT A DRAW*
*besides, I don't have the energy to banish myself to ultramar rawr*

come on let's go !
maybe this space hulk contain great relics !

>>54119653
>>54119669
>the corporal tries to open her mouth, but is hit with a sleep dart and gently slides backward against the wall, slowly falling unconscious

>a voice would come in, over the ship's internal vox. Apparently it was the ship's Captain.

"We're within range of the space hulk! All assembled forces, begin boarding your tubes, immediately!"

>>54119692
+but I do+

>the tech prists dual disk activates and the lights go back to normal, BE BANISHED+

>he is then shrunk down to a cats size and has a cour put on.
lets go, "guardsmen"

>he enters his bording tube with the unconscious corpral hanging over his shoulder

>>54119716
>The Commissar would sigh, as he uses his mechanical arm, to hoist the unconscious Corporal over his shoulder, and towards the nearest boarding tube.
>Along the way, he would pull out the sleep dart, before finally taking his seat.

>>54119726
>Matthias would quickly head to his assigned boarding tube at this point, before taking a seat.

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>Slides into a boarding tube, taking a seat near the middle, looking at anyone who enters and pats the adjacent seats welcomingly

Come and sit fellow humans.

> he would enter the tube with his stealthsuit and his drone
i'm going first to secure the landing zone

>Once everyone was aboard their assigned boarding tubes. The Eagle's Fury, would fire then through the void, and towards the space hulk, a few hundred meters away.
>Mere moments later. The tubes would impact the surface plating of the vast space hulk. Their drills tearing apart the hull plates, and allowing them to dig deep into the super structure.
>After a few more moments, the tubes would stop in place. Having gone in as far as they could risk going.
>There would be silence for a moment, before the hiss, of pressurised air being release from the capsules, as the tubes open up into the darkness of the Space Hulk.

Alright, first company! Guard the tubes! We can't risk losing our only exit vector!

Third company! Proceed to the objective! And make sure our Enginseers don't die along the way!

And remember everyone! If the walls begin talking to you, and revealing dark secrets. it's merely the Emperor testing your faith in him!

Now move out!

>>54119811
*meow rawr*

>>54119716
>The Commissar, would give the Corporal a few light smacks to the face, to wake her up.

Alright, Corporal! Wake up! Now isn't the time to be sleeping!

>>54119887
>Matthias would nod his head towards the Commissar, before turning to face his company.

Let's get moving, lads! I'd rather not spend too long, in such a foul hellhole as this, if I can help it.

>>54119887
>the magod gets up and on the way out sticks a hyper stimulant into the corpral, giving here the energy of 500 cups of coffee.
+get up, come on cat guardsmen+

>>54119918
I'm up! I'm up! Where's the tank?
>the coporal glances around, seemingly disappointed by the lack of armored vehicle-shaped opposition

Rolled 51 (1d100)

im getting ahead
>proceed to stealth in the Space hulk
>rolling perception check

>>54120014
>The Commissar would have her head in his lap, as he waited for her to wake up.

Good to see you're finally awake, Corporal.

>>54120032
>The hallways if the hulk are covered in dust, and Gothic architecture. It appears this section is abandoned

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>54120083
i'm moving further...
let's what the movement senser indicate

rolling for detecting activity

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>the magos unsheathes his weapon and activates his auspex

[rolling to identify shit]

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penal trooper Madison reporting as ordered, for inspection and ammo hauling duty...

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>54120083
Allow me to light the way. Beacon of the Emperor, arise
>40+ to cast

Attention to the Third company i'm sensing movement
get cover and look well

>i get back with main force
and now we wait for the enemy

Rolled 21 (1d100)

rolling to sense movement

>>54120166
>There would be a loud yelling noise, from over the vox, before he is cut off.
>The last thing that is heard, is the sound.

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>54120083
>I'd attempt to manifest a detection of life spell to reveal entities whom have a living life source
>50+ to cast

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>54120201
WHERE IS IT ?
HALLS DO YOU SENSE SOMETHING ?
SZAREK INSPECT THE WALLS !

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>>54120219
*ayyy I'm back rawr*
*whatd I miss rawr*

Looks like I'm late for inspection again and the boarding party has left.

>time to snort all this space cocaine at my feet...

Then I'll find a space suit and "space walk" 0ver to the hulk.

Dice+1d100

>>54120233
in the options field

>>54120049
>she bolts up, and mechanically walks out, gun in hand
Good! Sorry sir! i'll be on my way right now! Let's slag this place to bits!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

Everyone, there is a strong presence of Tyranid Purestrain Genestealers coming for out position. Get ready men, they're coming from the corridor east of us!
Be strengthened by the Emperor!
>50+ to cast a spell making everyone faster, sharper and stronger

>>54120201
>From where he is, sa hundred meters away (stupid scout! You don't split up the party On a space hulk!). He would see quite a tide of green coloured flesh running towards him, and screaming out, at the tip of their lungs.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"

>>54120277
Fucking well then, not genestealers like a real space hulk but orks

Rolled 16, 2, 7, 1, 13 = 39 (5d20)

>>54120229
>>54120278
>Dozens of green skins would fill the nearby passage ways, as they rush towards the lone scout. Their shoota's echoing through the passages as they charge him.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
>All attacks in are on the blueberry.

>rolling to seek a serviceable space suit and space walk over to the space hulk .

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>54120310
>I'd cast a psychic bomb towards the greenskins!
>50+ to cast

Rolled 11, 16, 4, 16, 15, 18 = 80 (6d20)

damn Be'gel
> i shoot the green tide with my Burst cannon (4 shots) plus my gun drone (2shots)
> after shooting he would stealth out and go back to the main force to warn the company

>>54120315
https://discord.gg/Nubwg
come to the discord, and we can help you out with dice.

>>54120273
same with you!
>>54120310

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>54120310
Damn, not even a single truck- What was I expecting... Alright boyz.
>she flicks the settings on her meltagun and fire its superheated content at the mass of orks

Rolled 4, 4, 8, 1 = 17 (4d20)

>>54120339
>>54120335

>An entire squad of ork boys, would go down in a hail of gun fire, and psychic energy. But still they would continue to charge forward. Screaming their mighty warcry!
>large shootas would open fire upon the stealth suited blue berry. First two rolls.
>The rest would begin firing at the "Weird 'umie.' other two.

>>54120426
>Several boys are taken down by a concentrated shot. But not enough to remove a squad.

>>54120315
(In order to roll, you need to put Dice+#d# in the options field. With #being the number you wish to use. For example "Dice+1d20"

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>54120435
>I'd fire an extreme hail of lightning into the boyz as they came for us!
>50+ to cast

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>54120435
> the shas'ui would get cover behind a Large Pillar
we 've gotta apply kauyon strategy
> to the company

look around you find cover take shots your sure to have do not waste the ammo

>then he would shoot at the ork squad, pulling him out of his stealth field

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>54120590
SCREEEEEECH
>A lumbering mass of tentacles,hand and mouths bursts through an ancient door and begins attacking ork boys

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>54120562
>>54120426
*seeing the utter devastation unfurling I decide to simply probe deeper into the hulk instead of dealing with green skins*
*roll to see what I find*

>>54120136
Why are there so many other magoses in this regiment

>>54120616
Critical warp drive components and an archaeotech mechadendrite
*not a bad haul rawr*

Rolled 6, 9, 16, 8 + 1 = 40 (4d20 + 1)

>>54120562
>Unfortunately, he isn't able to connect with the Warp, due to all the "WAAAGH!!" energy, floating about.
>>54120590
>He had pulled the trigger, far too soon. Fucking up on his own advice.
>>54120614
>An ork squad is caught off guard by this, and proceed into melee with the beast.
>>54120616
>He would find a functional spa. Apparently the ship they were on, used to be an Imperial pleasure yatch.

>The Orks would charge into melee range with their opponents at this point.
>First roll is then swinging their choppas at the blueberry.
>The second roll, is then swinging at pawn.
>The third roll is for swinging at the psyker.
>And the final squad would begin swinging at Rook.
>As it's 30 against one for each roll, each attack gets a +1.

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>54120692
>Rolling to cast a psychic shield round myself before I am attacked
>40+ to cast

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>54120692
SCREEEECH
>Pawn continues his attack on orks

>maintain myself in the ar in an attempt to dodge
and relocate to another pillar
stupid be'gel
as if their primitive weapon could harm me

Gee I hope those guys don't run out of ammo out there.

>continues to search the strike cruiser for something useful to do...

Rolled 4, 10, 10, 12 + 1 = 37 (4d20 + 1)

>>54120807
>While the penal soldier to wandering about. Another trooper, would begin pushing him towards a boarding tube.
>"Alright, come on trooper! Looks like our boys over there need reinforcements, let's go!"
>>54120720
>The choppas would bounce off the psychic shield protecting him.
>That doesn't stop them from continuing to do so, however...
>>54120739
>There is far too much green flesh, and far too many jagged blades trying to rip him apart, for him to get a good hit anywhere.
>>54120761
>He would manage to get to another pillar.

>The Orks attacking the blueberry, would swap out their choppas, for shootas, and would begin firing. First roll.
>Mountains of greenskin flesh would be attempting to chop apart Pawn. Second roll.
>Boyz and jobs of all kinds would attempt to chop away at Psyker's shield. Third and final rolls.
>All melee attacks get a +1 due to the number of attacks against them.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>54120934
HA !
AIM BETTER

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>54120934
>I'd send a bolt of lightning to the boyz attacking me!
>50+ to cast

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>54120934
>Helga watches as she charges her weapon up behind cover, then reaches a decision and swings her meltagun toward the orks attacking the psyker

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>follows the sound of battle.

Gotta get this ammo to the squad...

Hope I packed enough frag grenades.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

*roll for further warp drive components*

Rolled 5, 6, 6 + 1 = 18 (3d20 + 1)

>>54120974
>Most of the Ork Boyz shooting at him, would go down in a hail of blue plasma rounds, melting their bodies down to the bone. -1 attack dice for me it seems.

>>54121007
>Thirty Orks is quite a lot to deal with, for just one man. Let alone a psyker. As such, only a handful of Orks attacking him go down.
>>54121056
>Her beam goes wide, and proceeds to melt a support beam into molten slag.

>>54121064
>He arrives in time, too see well over 90 ork boys attacking a handful of his allies.

>The Orks begin to strength their attacks. Throwing everything they have at the intruding blueberry and 'umies.

>Ork choppas would continue to swing at the psyker. First two rolls

>The remaining ork squad, would proceed to charge towards Rook. Their shootas flashing, as bullets and stikk bombs, fly towards her.
>As stated before, all melee attacks have +1 due to the vast numbers.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>54121086
>It's still more spa tubs. Nothing else.
>70+

>>54121155
>upon seeing this, she fires another shot at the beams over the orks, hoping to melt them and have them fall on the boyz

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>54121173

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>54121241
>ehhr

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>54121155
>The psyker's eyes would glow a bright blue!
>He'd begin chanting the song of the emperor
>A warp portal would open beneath the boyz!
>50+ to manifest the warp portal

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>hide behind the pillar
>activate the gun drone
> the gun drone would shoot at the orks near Halls
carry on Psy'ker !

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>54121155
SCREEECH
>After some time Pawn renews his attack upon the ork boys

Rolled 42 (1d100)

*rollin for loot*

>>54121247
>That earlier roll was for me to see if something happened.
>Nothing did. So you're fine right now.

>>54121258
>>54121241
>Her shot would connect well with the pillar, causing it to collapse and nearly wipe out the entire squad of 30 ork boyz.
>-1 dice for me.

>>54121259
>The majority of the remain ork boyz attacking are wiped out, by his psychic might. The rest begin retreating into nearby holes, and passages.
>>54121269
>His drone shots only strike a handful of Boyz, as the rest begin retreating away.

>once the fighting had died down. All through the ship, a loud voice would ring would out. Presumably from the ship's innercom.

>"*AHEM!* Iz diz zoggin' grot box on? .... Oh? Et Iz? Okay d'en!"
>There would be silence for a moment, before a loud, almost deafening sound echoes from the innercom.

>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
>"YOU'Z PUN'EH 'UMIEZ T'INKZ YA CAN COMM ONTADA KROOZAH OF DA GREAT "T'UMB KRUSHA", AND STEEL ME BESTEST SHIN'EH BITZ AN OUDDAH STUFF!? WELL IZ IS GUNNA SHOWS YA DAT YUH DON'T MESS WIT DA GROT, WIT'OUT GETTIN' DA HAM'MAH!"
>there would be a slight "MMM" sound, followed by slightly muffled speech.
>"Oz cou'd use ah tasty grot an' 'am sandwich...."

>"NOWZ! GET OFF ME SHIP, OR ILLZ SHOWS YA WOT THREE! ...UNLESS YOU'Z KNOWZ HOW TA MAKEZ A GUD SAM'MICH! D'EN YOU'Z CAN STAYZ!"
>"DAT IZ ALLZ!"
>"...You knowz, oy real'eh hates yellin' at peoplez... But if it don't, d'en no one Eva respectz me as a Warboss..."
>"..."
>"Wot? YOU'Z sayin' diz grit box is 'till on? W-WOT!? AWW GROT SHITZ!"
>The innercom would finally be turned off.

>>54121496
>helga laughs heartily at the burning scraps landing over the orks... maybe too happily.
Well, I make a killer barbecue if you want, but no sandwich!

>>54121596
>The trooper would feel a firm hand on her shoulder.

Good work, Corporal! You showed those Orks, the true spirit of an Imperial guardswoman!

>>54121496
*screw this I can't find anything rawr*
*time to try out the spa I guess rawr*

>>54121496
so he want a San'dwi'tch ?
>>54121627
Commi'Sar what is a San'dwi'tch ?

>carefully pacing his way between explosion craters to the nearest concentration of "FUCKING HERESY", Rho finds the Regiment
>no surprises there, then
>his left arm is now a simple cyberlimb, almost fresh off the shelf bar the quick installation of a fire extinguisher now built into it
I'd complain about being late for the party, but I rather enjoy not being shot at.

>>54121660
Mashed up grain, truned into flour, mixed with water, and yeast, before being cooked in an oven. That is called 'bread' feral worlder. From there, you cut off pieces of bread, slide in various things. Meat, vegatables, spices, ect. And then place a mother slice of bread, atop it all.

>>54121711
is my buritau a sandwich ?

>>54121731
I highly doubt it, Tau...

Now I wish we could figure out where we are... As far as I can tell, we're inside some old Imperial Pleasure yatch...

>>54121627
What can I say commissar, sir. I love the smell of burning gas on the battlefield. Smells like victory. I would kill anything, everytime it takes to smell it again...

>I'd drop to my knees as the Orks were sucked into the warp portal
>I'd watch as they scurried away, scared
>I'd collapse onto the ground behind the Shas'ui in exhaustion

>>54121496
SCREEEECH
>Begins devouring the dead orks

>>54121785
Are you...supposed to do that?

>>54121798
...
>Shrug
>Continues eating
>Offers some of the meat
SCREEEECH

>>54121765
>robes still smells faintly of burning
>edges away quietly

>>54121798
It's probably the least worst thing it could do to the bodies. Though cooking them first might be preferable.

>>54121766
HALLS!
>pick him up and carry him over my steathsuit shoulder
he should get some rest
i propose we establish a suplly point here
we fighted enough, those be'gel must have been scared
plus Halls need some rest

>>54121862
You can't scare an Ork, Tau.

>He would cast a look at the nearest passages, before hoisting his lasgun to his shoulder.

Especially when an ork doesn't know true fear...

>>54121838
>very religiously burns the meat down and, upon careful consideration, grabs a flamer and starts working on getting rid of the rest too

>>54121765
Well you did good, Corporal!

>He would pat her shoulder.

Real good.

Let's get moving people! We've got a lot of ground to cover, and not much time!

*wow this spa is great rawr*
*hope those imperial jackasses don't show up for another few hours rawr*

>>54121947
>>54121765
>The Captain would nudge, the Corporal to follow along.

I'd suggest you not waste any more Prometheium, if you can help it. Commissar doesn't like it when people waste supplies.

It'll keep you in his good books, if you're looking to date the Commissar. Which, by the way. You never gave me a yes or now answer to.

>>54121933
we have to rest anyway, halls and the other are tired with this fighting and we need to map this place before we get lost !

>>54121947
Sad SCREEECH
>Grabs what meat Helga hasn't burned down

>The Psyker yet again would get no recognition for killing a shit ton of Orks
>The only people who get recognition are women
>I'd just lay there, burnt out as I used most of my energy killing a horde of orks while the song "Let it be" by the beatles plays in the backrounds

>>54121962
>arc pistol checked, charged and ready
Order acknowledged; proceeding to objective.

>>54122024
>walking past the comatose psyker, his mechadendrite high-fived Halls

>>54122069
>Is over the shoulder of a T'au stealth suit limp and unconscious so cannot high-five

>>54122004
>The Captain would toss him a piece of chalk.

Help yourself, Tau.

Everyone else, let's keep moving!

>>54121994
>the corporal keeps burning the orks
Orks that are not burning might grow back from the ground, or something like that. Better safe...
> she finishes burning the pile up and walks away from the captain, seemingly ignoring his second remark

>>54122114
>The high five took place, regardless.
>your cooperation with be appreciated, but it is unnecessary
>your hand was struck with another hand-like appendage in celebration

>Will forever ponder why I even try for people. Why I even try for this dark imperium when the only person who cares for my efforts that nearly got me killed is a Tau Shas'ui
>Is now considering in my mind joining the T'au Empire

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>54121991
*allright I'm done here, let's see if I can find anything rawr*
*delves deeper into the hulk*
*roll for loot*

>>54122158
SCREEECH
>Picks up the psyker and goes alongside the rest of the group

>>54122158
>i totally fired at the orks attacking you to save you!
>truly psykers are an untrustworthy bunch...

>"But thats heresy!" I say in my head. But I know that the only place where my efforts might be actually appreciated
>>54122208
>Everyone was firing at the Orks to save themselves.

>>54122225
>well they weren't attacking me, I could have covered someone else.

I'm away out for a smoke fellas. Back in a bit

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okay i've made a map
where are we going ?
up or in the middle ?

>>54122240
>>54122225
*oh there you guys are rawr*
*what did I miss rawr*

>>54122396
*no use going up, it's just a load of very nice spa's rawr*
*we need to go to the core rawr*
*take the middle rawr*

>a little bored with the uneventful and slow exploration of the space hulk, Rho starts to poke around at the random dust-covered junk
Pleasure yachts.. nothing of much interest here, alas. Good gravity and padding, maybe. An odd amount of lubricant for some reason..

>Meanwhile... Deep within the bowls of the Space Hulk....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM
>In a large room, with a giant curtain in it.
>An Ork oddboy, with large glasses would be situated, alongside Warboss T'UMB Krusha, and a few grots.

"Gen'tal-Orks... I present to you...

>The oddboy would remove the curtain. Revealing a rather large Warp drive.

>"DA GLOWY T'ING!"

>The Warboss would clap his hands enthusiastically at the sight of such a contraption.
>Another ork however, would simply point out.

>"Dats been d'er fer' loik... ev'ah..."

>The oddboy's eye would twitch, before he throws the Ork that interrupted him, into the warp drive. Killing him instantly.
>The Warboss would be even more impressed by this.

>"OHHHH! DATZ IN-CRID-E-BULL! But uhhhh... wotz da zoggin' T'ing do?"

>"Dat, Warboss! Iz a var'eh gud quest-i-on! But Iz gonna skip et, as Iz dun know what iz for!"
>"D'en why you'd show'in it takes Mez? Why's YOU'Z nut figurin' it out!?"
>"Wells Boss. I founds out, day if you'd hit it look dis-!
>He would pick up a now screaming grit, before throwing it at a handful of large power cables.
>The grit is electrocuted to death, and turned to a crisp.

>"It turns up da heat!"
>"OHHHH! LOIK A BURNA BOY!"
>"EGG ZACK TU LY, WARBOSS!

>MEANWHILE! BACK WHERE THE REGIMENT IS!
>The temperature is suddenly six times higher than it previously was.

>>54122470
*wow I am loving this heat rawr*
*i bet the spa is even better now rawr*

>>54122491
>Matthias would be sweating profusely at this point.

Speak for... Yourself... xeno...

It has to be... Nearly... 60 degrees Celsius... Right now...

>>54122470
someone turned up the heat in that ship i think my sensors are indicating heat changes hopefully my suit has air conditioning

>>54122517
*the spa does have a cold setting if you want to abandon the mission temporarily to jump in rawr*

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>54122470
SCREECH
>Seemingly unaffected by the heat, Pawm continues his search for the door that leads to the ship where reactor is located

>>54122533
>The Commissar would now be wearing nothing more than his armour, his hat, and a black speedo, as he struts past them.

Those who do so, shall be executed for cowardice, in the line of duty! This heat is nothing, compared to the feeling of fulfilling one's duty!

Although, wearing next to nothing does indeed help.

>>54122470
Why oh why did I not get the personal climate controller instead of a damned auto-nutrient dispenser..
>mechadendrite obtaining a hand fan from somewhere as it cools his face

>>54122595
It's at times like this I am glad I can close my inferior organic eye to see purely through my auto-censored bionic one

>>54122604
*because if you had not gotten the nutrient dispenser you would have had to eat genestealer soup or starve rho rawr*

>>54122470
Mhhh...
Nicely warm.

>>54122591
>Pawn finds a door which leads to another ship
SCREEECH
>>54122622
>>54122618
>>54122595
SCREEEECH
>Makes gestures to follow it

>>54122470
>The Warboss, now sweating profusely from every spot imaginable on an orkz would look at the odd boy.

>"Alroight, so now dat YOU'Z shown me diz 'ere T'ing. How's do we coolz it down in 'ere? Oiz feeling loik a squigoth pie!"
>"Well DATZ 'imple Warboss! ALLZ we'd gotz ta do, is hit duz 'ere Li'l button!"
>The button would be the remote door controls for all the airlocks.
>He would proceed to press it numerous times.

>>54122685
*does anyone else notice the distinct lack of oxygen in the room now rawr?*

>>54122713
>Between getting repeatedly almost sucked out of the hulk, and into the void of space, and the distinct lack of oxygen. Matthias wasn't looking good.

So... Was the commissar wearing a speedo all along, or does he carry one all the time just to change into it when required?

>>54122622
What do you think the dispenser is filled with? Although admittedly being able to bypass my taste receptors is useful..

>>54122713
Now that you mention it, there does seem to be a certain absence. ...Did I mention I don't have an auto-respirator yet?
>why would you enter a space hulk without a vacuum suit, Rho? Why? This is why you are the worst

>>54122713
SCREEECH
>Due to being a creature of chaos, Pawn doesn't notice lack of oxygen

>>54122807
he wears it underneath everything.

It also makes for a great bathing suit!

>>54122904
*hey boss it's dark in this part of the hulk, got any way of lighting it up rawr?*

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>54122807
*oh well rawr, let's see what we can find to help out with this life threatening hazard rawr*

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>54123206
Said there was an unusual amount of lubricant on this pleasure yacht.

I shall see if I can interface with the cogitators.. hopefully this particular vessel isn't connected to something in the hulk I would not wish to connect to.
>rolling for local network control

>>54123252
*well that was a bust, I guess we should just sit here and wait to die of oxygen deprivation in your case, boredom in my case and over feeding in pawns case rawr*

>The Psyker would awake beside the Shas'ui who actually cared about what I did
Xenos, thank you for picking me up.
Someone... Someone tell me what has happened while I was unconscious.

>>54123342
*its hot and there is no longer any air rawr*
*other than that, literally nothing rawr*

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>54123369
Huh...
>I'd attempt to cast a vitality spell on everyone letting them work better under these harsh conditons
>50+ to cast

>>54123386
>I'd fail to manifest the spell, probabaly due to me being exhausted
Well it was worth a try...

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>follows The Group

Scavage anything useful along the way...

>>54123386
>>54123252
>Depite everything, oxygen would eventually return to the hulk.
>But not because of anything they did.

>Deep within the recesses of the hulk, near the main warp drive...

>The ork oddboy would have a rather nasty bump on his head, and the controls for the airlocks would be switched to sealed.

>"Alroight ya Git! Enough o' dat! What else can ya get dis 'ere T'ing ta do?"
>"Uhhhh, not much else Warboss! But I will soonz, I tellz ya! Very soon!"

>>54123398
*i think this is the end of us rawr*
*we are clearly being cursed by orks rawr*
*i don't see how we can make it out of this one with luck this bad rawr*

>>54123252
>Bizzare gestalt hulk networks sent the easiest to penetrate
All I got from that was a headache.. and the knowledge of how much smut is on the local cogitators.
This knowledge should never have been uncovered.

On the other hand, I can't imagine that the oxygen loss is omnipresent, if we move on we may find a ship that is unaffected.
At least the orks shouldn't be unaffected as well.

>>54123454
Orks... hah...
Why do I bother fighting...

>>54123463
>>54123461
>>54123454
>Matthias would take a deep breath, of the stale tasting air. Ecstatic that it is once again back.

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>>54123461
*where to rho rawr?*

>>54123525
Well, I would suggest that we try cutting through the floors below us. Perhaps we can bypass any nearby Ork patrols?

>>54123674
*how rawr?*

>>54123736
I'm sure our local Enginseer has something we can use.

>>54123461
Or are you actually that useless?

I suggest we go straight ahead the Orks are easy to kill so that won't pose a problem and the faster we kill that boss the faster we go back in our ship

>>54123525
I like you think i have any more idea where we are than er.. that aquila over there.
Heading deeper into the hulk, away from our entry point, seems the most logical route however. It is doubtful we would find a warp drive near the surface of the space hulk.

>>54123736
How many flamers do we have again? I'm sure it's doable.. I also have basic tools with me, though it would take some time. Especially for an entrance large enough for the.. non-standard guardsmen.

>>54123763
N-no! I'm just- I was distracted earlier.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>54123763
>I'd cast a giant thermite spell onto the doors below us
>50+

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>>54123814
*GIVE SOME WARNING NEXT TIME RAWR!*

>>54123814
Or I mean, maybe we could have the unpredictable and unholy powers of the immaterium destroy the gestalt vehicle we're inside, with no idea what lies beyond.

That works too.

Rolled 48 (1d100)

Rolling for detecting enemy movement

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>54123859
Emperor guide us as we try to detect the Greenskin threat. Detect life!
>40+ to cast

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>I stealth in
I get further in the room to detect orks

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>may as well join in peering down the slightly molten hole
>eye-scan.exe

>>54123915
Don't worry Rho, you'll get better at it with practice

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>54123915
*roll to assholishly shove you in*

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>54123936
>Rolling to psychic force wave you away from Rho
>50+

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>54123962
*roll to shove you in instead*
*50+*
*one of us has to check it out rawr*

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>54123990
>Rolling to psychic wave you down the hole
>50+

>>54123998
*fuck youuuuuu rawr*
*hey it's really roomy down here rawr*
*get down here you guys, we need to interface with the door controls rawr*

>>54123933
To be fair, thermal imaging after that pyromancy was never going to go well.

>>54123936
>>54123962
>what was that noise behind him?
>turning, Rho only shortly notices the psyker and tyranid glaring at each other before the latter apparently loses his footing to go tumbling down the pit

>>54123998
>>54123990
>Matthias would sigh, as he uses a rope, to repel down the hole.

Bloody idiots...

>>54124044
>>54124042
>>54124024
>Once he had reached the bottom of the whole. He would let go of the rope, before nudging the Tech-priest with his foot.

Are you alright, Chap?

>>54124088
*we can't get through these doors and it's kinda cramped in here rawr*
*get rho to copulate with the controls rawr*

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>54124044
>following the captain down his rope, the priest examines the door Hamounds indicated
>thrusting his mechadentrite's long adaptive connector into the ancient machine's long-neglected port
>the priest shivers at the sweet thrill of technological union as the penetration yields a viable interface
>...why are you looking at me like that?

>>54124131
*by the four armed emperor when I said copulate with the controls I was joking though...*
*taking copious amounts of lube from earlier the beast grunts *rawr* before declaring*
*you failed because you went in dry rawr*
*try again with lubricant rawr*

>>54124167
>>54124131
Let me try It you idiots... I've actually got the keycode.
>Pulling out his hot shot lasgun. He would fire a shot at the keypad. Blowing it open, and causing the door to open up.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>54124167
>i-it's totally normal to sometimes fail to get it , a connection, up sometimes
>just give him a minute
Actually, there is a fair amount of dust in the port, it may have interrupted the connection. Let's, yes okay. Attempt two, initialising.

Dammit I *will* get a reasonable roll his session

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>>54124186
*well that worked I guess rawr*
>>54124131
*wanna fuck it again anyway rawr?*

>>54124214
>>54124186
>Rho blames the poor connection because shortly after plugging in, the device was lasered
>trust me if it wasn't destroyed a second afterwards it would have worked
>really
>please believe me

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>54124214
*i violently jam my lasgun into the port to show you how it's done*
*roll for success*

>>54124243
>>54124237
You're both complete idiots.

>He would sigh before he begins leading the way.

Hurry up. I hear the hum of a Warp drive coming from this direction!

>>54124237
*are you sure you are really a tech priest rawr?*

>>54124225
Ew, no, that's just technecrophilia.
Wait I mean, that was just a normal interface between tech-priests and machine.

>>54124243
Well done, you've broken something else. Would you like a prize?

>>54124263
...I was, before today.

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>>54124260
*which way rawr?*

>>54124278
>>54124278
*yes please rawr*
*can you paint my battlemace 42 million models please rawr?* My elderly wraithsamurai needs red C-Cannons rawr*

>>54124281
It sounds like it's coming from the right.

>>54124358
*this door is painted red and is rapidly sliding up and down like it's trying to eat anything that goes through rawr*
*the orks are definitely this way but how do we get through rawr?*
*armours too tough to crack rawr*

>>54124324
>mutters something about them likely blowing up after he's finished

>>54124440
After the past two doors, can we maybe just see if there's a way to go around it?

>>54124440
Hmmm...
>He would plant a demo charge next to the door, before taking cover.

>>54124466
*why have you put your backpack on the door rawr?*
*is this some sort of holy offering rawr?*

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>54124495
FIRE IN THE HOLE!

>He would ick the detonator.
>A moment later, fiery flames would eurpt, and envelope the wall, and the section of room that the Tyranid was in.
>Rolling for how bad the damage is too him, as the wall is easily gone.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>54124527
>Rolling to cast a mystic shield around the Tyranid!
>50+

>>54124527
*AAHH FIRE! FIRE!
POUR ON WATER RAWR!*
*the orks in the room look angry*
OI WATZ THIS!
ZOGGIN GITS BLASTIN OUR DOORWEY!
KRUMP EM BOYZ

>>54124557
See >>54124542

>pistol raised, Rho watches the new explosive-crafted hole carefully
>he's no xenobiologist but a door painted red and jury rigged into a trap seems orky

>>54124569
*thanks rawr*
*though do you ever question the day you would cast friendly psychic powers on tyranids rawr?*
*also the warboss is shouting at us rawr*

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>54124557
No! *AHEM! WE'Z JUST PUNK AND PURPLE BOYZ! DATZ ALL!
>Rolling for persuade.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

Warboss! Your tyranny will not go unnoticed!
>Casing a giant smite onto the head of the warboss
>60+ to cast

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>54124632
>Well, that was a shitty plan anyways!
>Time for plan D!
>What about plans B and C?
>Nope! Straight to plan D!
>and that is?
>Detonate. EVERYTHING!

>He would chuck over another demo charge into the room, before hitting the detonator once more.

Rolled 18, 9, 20, 5, 15 = 67 (5d20)

>>54124632
OI YOUZ IS A SHIT ONE FAR SHUR!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH
*attacks against you*

>>54124653
>>54124640
>The Warboss, T'umb Krusha., Would be blown away, and fall into the pit of the Warp drive. As the rest of his Boyz begin to flee.

>>54124640
TOO BAD WIERDER BOY
I DONTZ BELIEVE IN LIGHTN-AAAHH
*takes 2 wounds*

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>I'd attempt to manifest a warp portal under the Ork boyz fleeing!
>50+ to cast!

>>54124659
ok dude, we keep having these conversations. You need to quick using so many attacks, if you're going to be the bbeg. He'll, I only use multiple attacks, if its multiple squads of enemies. And I always split the attacks up as well.

>>54124653
*uuh the warp drive is in that room rawr*

>>54124688
this is a room full of orks

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>taking cover behind some cooling metal scrap, Rho fires a shining electric bolt at the warboss
You'll believe in lightning when I'm bloody done with you, you brute!

>holy shit the warp energy tho
...Remind me why the rest of us even carry weapons when this walking warp storm can do what he does?

>>54124739
*because he is about as reliable as you rawr*

>>54124749
>He says as I save him from certain death in a demolition
>He says as I buff everyone up with my powers
>He says as I killed the patriarch that almost killed us
>He says as I opened up a warp portal under a orde of boyz, killing nearly all of them, TWICE
>He says as I practically fried the brains of the incoming warboss

>>54124749
Now that was uncalled for! ... alright it was, but it's more insulting to him than me, he's actually done something!
>meanwhile, the shot goes wide and hits a squig in the corner
>although hey, he didn't explode anything! Progress!

>>54124772
*yet you can't make pawn happy or help make dinner can you rawr?*

I better get promoted for the shit I do...

>>54124833
*look rawr* *we need to check if you morons did not destroy the warp drive first rawr* *then you can try and get promoted by a commissar you already outrank rawr*

>>54124887
I mean by the high council, you idiot. Chief Librarian, that's where I want to be.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>54124902
*ah yes rawr*
*im sure the council would love to hear your constant exploits in THIS REGIMENT, of all regiments rawr*
*the most corrupt and infested regiment in the history of the guard*
*roll to see status of warp drive*

>>54124833
To what? Chief reality-fucker?

>>54124902
You do not appear to be a living angel of the Omnissiah's wrath. That title may be somewhat tricky to obtain.
Unless I've not noticed your ceramite power armor this entire time.

>>54124947
That was rude

>>54124947
*allright rho rawr*
*get this thing back to the shop rawr*
*i don't care how rawr*

>>54124976
I'm sorry, but what with having Orks shoot at us, our ship being dead in realspace, being inside an unexplored space hulk and EVERYTHING I TOUCH EXPLODING, I'm not in the best of moods!

>>54125000
I-I'm sorry. I'll just.. yes. I'll work on disconnecting the core, the Magos can disassemble it on board the 'Eagle's Fury'
>not rolling for this, taking my time to remove the connections
>it's just unbolting everything anyway, the tricky stuff comes later

>>54125056
we both know why you aren't rolling

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>54125056
I'll roll for you

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>54125098
Yes,we do. But because I'm salty:
>rolling for how well the warp core, the thing which we need to survive, is disassembled on the spot for parts

>>54125154
THANK THE OMNISIAH

>>54125154
>surprisingly, for today, Rho expertly disassembled the highly valuable and dangerous piece of technology
>the required replacement parts, useful spare supplies and the more valuable components for use in trading are separated and packaged for the away team to carry back
It's nice to have something I can actually control for once, instead of damaged door networks and crazy ork firefights. Relaxing.
Right, everyone take as much as they can carry. No point in letting this go to waste.

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>54125220
*rolling for how much of the spa I can recover*

>>54125220
>I'd use my telepathic powers to hold all of the parts in mid air, moving with me
>40+

>>54125252
*a few minor parts and some water jets*

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>54125270

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>54125274
*rolling for blasted ork door*

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>54125288
*finally rolling for generic loot*

>>54125308
>You'd find a warp-powered rail rifle, capable of killing a warboss in 2 shots

>>54125308
*specialised combat mechadendrites and a large adamantine orkish jaw*

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>54125270
Telekine, pyromancer.. I thought you were a biomancer?

>Fuck it, may as we'll see how far I can push my luck
>And I haven't done a loot roll yet, rolling for general loot since we're in an Enginarium