You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Alpharius.

>>54110692
Waddn't me.

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Just trust my word on it.

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>>54110692
Clearly, there has been a case of mistaken identity, fellow Imperial Citizen.

What's an Alpharius.

>>54110692
I have nails in my head, this of course results in me being ANGERY
as a result, I cannot be Alpharius

>>54110692
I'm Omegon

>>54110692
you're Alpharius

Uh
UHHHH
JACKIE CHAN

I can't be Alpharius because I am Omegon

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>>54110772
He has such pretty eyes

I am Alpharius.

>>54110692
I'm Konrad.

>>54110692
I'm Wayne.

>>54110837

>Irritating cunt
>Always stiring shit up
>Sometimes there is more than one of him
>Thinks he's so damn clever

Guys I think wayne might actually be Alpharius.

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I am the terror that flaps in the night

>>54110692
Who?

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I could be Alpharius, or maybe not. Time will tell.

>>54110692
If I was actually Alpharius, then you never would have been given reason to suspect me.

>>54110929
FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK FLICK

>>54110939
Sounds like something Alpharius would say.

>>54110692
I am Omegron.

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>>54110692

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>>54111089
>Omegron

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>>54110692

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>yfw alpha legion infiltrate space marine quads without telling eachother
>yfw not even alpha legion would know if another marine is alpha legion
>yfw every space marine is potentially alpha legion save for girlyman and other oldfaggots

>>54110692
I don't object to being recognized as Alpharius.

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But anon, look, I am the extremely loyal Rogal Dorn!

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>>54111316
>implying Girlyman isn't also possibly Alpharius/Omegron clone sleeper agent whose had it's memories altered to think it's Girlyman.
>implying the oldfags aren't secretly Alpha Legion sleeper agents as well.

wait
wait
i got this
i am legion

NO, I AM NOT LEGION
I'M NOT ... ah fuck bolt to the head it is

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Alpharius? No, my name is Constantin Valdor........

>>54110692

This is a trick question. If you even know who Alpharius is, then you have enough forbidden lore to be blammed.

>>54110692
Sorry, I can't do it. Any evidence that I could put forward proving I'm not Alpharus would in fact prove that I am Alpharus. Unless I'm really Omegon pulling a fast one.

I can't be Alpharius because Alpharius was wearing a helmet. I, clearly, am not. Ergo I am a different person.

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>>54110692
I am Alpharius, my admitting it proves I'm not because a covert chaos operative would never do that.

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>>54110692

>>54110692
Alright, but you have 5 seconds to prove YOU'RE not Alpharius

>>54112213
Or would they?

>>54110789
hahaha that got me

mfw everyone in the thread but me is Alpharius

>>54110692
"I'm Alpharius"

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"I think, therefore I am Alpharius."

But I'm Spartacus

I assure you, I absolutely am the original Alpharius.

>>54112213
Funny, that sounds exactly like something Alpharus would say.

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>>54110692

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>>54110692
I am the Senate.

>>54114393
DEEPEST LORE

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My flashlight was confiscated but it's okay I've got some light reading.

>>54110692
I'm alive.

>>54110692
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not Alpharius.

I give myself a papercut which won't heal in 10 seconds.

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>>54110692
I am Guilliman, your lord and savior, now move out before i disband your ordo.

I don't accept the word of xenos scum unquestioningly, ergo i can't be that dumb fuck alpharius.

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>>54114716
This

>>54110692

I'm alive. I can't be him

>>54110692
I love Gulliman's cock.

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>>54110692
>Turns around
WUTZ AN ALFARIUZ?

>>54110837
Is wayne one guy, or many anons using the same name to stir things up and make fun of the Namefag meme?

Both?

>>54110692
but I'm actually Omegon

>>54110692
>whips out dick

It works, therefore I am not Alpharius

>>54110692
he's more than 2 feet taller than I am.
also he's dead.

>>54110692
How do I know you're not Alpharius, and this isn't just a cunning ruse?

>>54110692
Easy. He is dead.

>>54114555
What the hell is this? where is your uplifting primer, guardsman?