Great Power, Dickish Price

>>54099761
Multiplies your strength but you're paralyzed from the waist down

>>54099761
>>his music is magical
>>lost his voice
Guitarists get all the chicks anyway.

i had a giant ruby eye that would eat money and spit out double whatever it was fed. the catch was, it was fake money, enchanted dirt.

>>54101205
Unless your name is lemmy kilmister.
Then your drowning in pussy

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>>54099761
>>popular with ladies
>>they are all traps


"oh no! The Devil truly tricked me!"

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>>54099761
I want to be popular with the ladies, please

>>54102027
>>54102062
You sick fucks

>This sword is enchanted with a great warrior's soul, its weilder is an instant swordmaster
>Bloodlust, frenzy, unstoppable rampage. Turns out, from the warrior's perspective it's more a curse than an enchantment

>This potion heals any disease
>But also gives the user a whole day/week of very annoying bad luck in exchange

>Tyrfing

Ring of the unhurt

>Pro: while wearing it, you can't feel pain
>Con: while wearing it, you can't feel pain

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>>54099761
Sign me up for the third one, please.

>>54102113
>>This potion heals any disease
>>But also gives the user a whole day/week of very annoying bad luck in exchange
This is so worth it it's not even funny.