Shit wizards do Crazier the better.

>>54094774
Grouping together to cast Wall of Stone again and again in the same spot to punch the moon.

Trying to impress nubile virgins with their Dungeoneering and Obscure Arcana skills.
Then bragging across the crystal ball that they put people to sleep without a spell using only sheer force of will

Tying their soul to so many obscure objects that they forget which items are phylacteries or not.

"No no no, don't use that dinner spoon, it, uh, has sentimental value. No wait, it's crap."

>>54095879
I need to make a lich who does this.

>>54094774
High-fiving by casting Wall of Limbs.

>>54094774
Multiclass into barbarian.

>>54098877
Also known as the Nerd Rager.

>>54094774
why are there so many images of wizards with guns in fantasy situations

>>54101686
Wizards know how to look into other worlds. They see other worlds where guns are featured. They are smart enough to see value in a powerful, point and click interface boomstick.

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>>54101686
>>54101735
Wizards don't need to explain shit to you.

>>54102006

So that explains why in doom weapons just lay around.

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>>54094774
>Be Alienist summoner
>Automatically summon the Far Realm equivalent of something through a normal summon spell
>Limits my summon spell lists into using upper or lower planar creatures
>Never said anything about summons through rituals or assisting in spellcasting with multiple spellcasters
>Diabolic cult trying to summon a Styx dragon to wreak havoc on a city, am hidden amongst them, use spellcraft checks to delay the ritual, but party doesn't make it in time
The ritual Summons a Fiendish Pseudonatural Brainstealer Dragon in place of the named Styx dragon instead

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>>54094774
BEEEEEEEES!

>>54094774
Put small children on the throne of England.

>>54102178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niMzBUsVw3Y

>>54105001
>>54104494
Combine these two

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>>54105694
Literally what Kaorti do to terraform terrain into the Far realm with their Cysts.

But as for Pseudonatural bees? Well, imagine a Swarm of Bees trying to sting you, except, they don't try, because they never ever, miss any of their fucking stings, and they're actually horrible flying tiny tentacles instead.

In addition to the SAN check, one has to avoid letting the bees into your mouth, and the toxins from the sting are probably that much worse.

>>54106127
That is of course, if we're talking about the minor, Psudonatural template, as there is one for Epic levels that amounts to super fucking OP.

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>>54094774

whatever they want

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>>54106413
But what are the things they want to do?