Throw out your TV Only drink bottled water Eat food you grew

>>54079034
Uh. Barkeep, you doing alright?

>>54079118
Just giving out life advice.

>Only drink bottled water

I don't see the connection.

>>54079034
Make a shit thread with no room for discussion
Sit back and contemplate posting it
Post it anyway
Sell your house
Buy a gun
Shoot your neighbor's house
Pick some flowers
Throw them away
Name yourself Barkeeper
Go on 4chan
Make this thread
Contemplate self-harm
Leave those thoughts alone
Reprioritize your life
Refocus on your goal to be a painter
Paint about all the pain you've had
Give paintings away for free
Help other people manage their own pain
Develop a following
Grow a fanbase
Evolve your brand
Become a cult
Convince them to worship you
Bask in the debauchery and irreverence
Forsake all bonds to your old life
Absorb warp energy from cult's devotion
Become more than human
Shun the corpse god
Lead a rebellion
Control your planet
Invite wrath of the Inquisition
Fight your former friends
Invite demons of the chaos into the materium
Repel the false god's false men
Curse the reinforcements
Die under the boot of a Space Marine or in Exterminatus fire
Now you're living the heretic life

>>54079194
The imperium puts something in the water to keep you docile. Trust me. Trust only me and no-one else. You've been lied too your entire life.

>>54079218
I just wanted to make a thread on a Japanese Forum site.

>>54079218
You forgot to say eat your friends

>>54079261
Just want to make a thread on a Japanese Forum site
Get confused and make a thread on an American Forum site
Choose a board
Ignore the board topic except by the most tertiary of means
Make a thread that doesn't make sense, to anyone
Read a response in the format and style of your own post
Have a knee-jerk response and miss the point
Get called out by strangers on the internet
Develop shame-founded hatred
Seek fraternity in other assblasted nerds
Join a cult
Gather animal remains
Bake a cake
Take part in eldritch ritual
Summon lesser daemons
Go on a killing spree
Beat Cho's high score
Receive recognition from Chaos god
Ascend to daemonhood
Hunt down strangers who wronged you
Find their home
Go inside at night
Throw back the covers
It's a Lemon Russ tank
See Commissar hat on night stand
Hear "Just as planned" from darkened corner
Now you're a baneblade
Boil some pasta

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>>54079429
Well you've made your point.
Time to let the thread die I suppose.

>>54079464
I liked your thread man, don't take it too personally.

>>54079493
I mean I can see his point it was out of nowhere.

>>54079510
I'm him. I'm breaking your balls for giggles. It was a fun idea.

>>54079540
Ah I see. Thanks then. Didn't mean to shitpost that bad.

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>>54079540
I'm you this thread needs to live forever

>>54079464
Don't blame yourself Anon; the reddit infestation is real.