Why does /tg/ like almonds? Am I crazy or was/is this a thing?

Who doesn't like almonds?

>>54077030
We only like almonds if they're activated.

Almonds are my favorite part of trail mix

File: 14450018_1238434009542088_6304642063812705094_n.jpg (42KB, 596x596px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 596x596px

>>54077030
>He doesn't eat activated almonds
Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>>54077053
>>54077090
Anyone care to explain this "activated almonds" meme?

>>54077108
no

>>54077108
You clearly have not activated your almonds.

>>54077090
>>54077053
I'm can't seem to activate my almonds, but my vegetables are all quite cultured.
Why, just today my spring onions were debating the merits of Homer and Virgil as I chopped them up

walnuts > almonds

fight me, deny me: you know I speak the truth

>>54077136
I hope slowly peeled any faggots which came down on the side of Virgil.

File: IMG_2279.jpg (103KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 960x960px

>>54077144
I find it so odd that if you put almonds and walnuts in a bad they mix perfectly, even when left for days at a time; when you activate the same almonds however they will (without fail) rise to the top after even a few hours. Perplexing.

File: b7d[1].png (66KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 1000x1000px

I wonder what would happen if I activate my almonds with alkalized water?

What if I culture my almonds after activating them in alkalized water?

>>54077193
u get pickled almonds lmao

>>54077108
Knowyourmeme.com

>>54077163
Well they were modern western spring onions, so I can understand them finding the Aeneid more relatable in terms of morals and culture.
They all went in my stir fry anyway though