I'm just gonna leave this here.

>>54067651
Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?

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>>54067651
Oh, I'll be taking that.

>>54067651
EXCELLENT, I THINK I'LL GIVE MYSELF A PRRRRROMOTION!

>>54067693
WHAT?! WHO IS THIS BLUE CREATURE STEALING MY CHAOS EMERALDS! I BET IT'S THAT FURRY FOOL SONIC!

SCRRRATCH! GRRRROUNDER! WHERE ARE YOU NICOMBOTS?

Tzeentch chuckled. "You mean the chaos emeralds?"

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>>54067919
Tell me how to use this thing, and I may spare your life, weakling.

>>54067666
underrated post

>>54067950
HMMMM... YES... I SEE

THAT, MY DEHYDRATED FRIEND, IS A CHAOS EMERALD. IF THEY ARE GATHERED I... I MEAN WE... I MEAN YOU CAN ATTAIN UNLIMITED POWER! THERE IS BUT ONE TEENY TINY HEDGEHOG SHAPED PRRROBLEM IN MY- OUR WAY.

SO, MY ASHEN ASSOCIATE, HOW ABOUT A DEAL? YOU HELP ME FIND THESE EMERALDS AND WE DEAL WITH A MUTUAL RRRRODENT PROBLEM!

A TRULY INGENIOUS IDEA FROM I, DOCTOR IVO RRROBOTNIK!

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>>54068014
So there are more of these artefacts.
Maybe with their combined power, I shall finally breach the wards protecting the Black Library, and it's secrets will finally be mine to claim!
Consider ourselves in agreement, for now at least.

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>genius with the master plans
>turns animals into robots just because he can
>incredibly high iq
>trying to gather emeralds of chaos
Is eggman a cultist of Tzeentch?

>>54068067
WOAH THERE, EGG-BREATH, NOT SO FAST

TZEENTCH MY DUDE, IF I KNOW EGG-BRAIN, AND I DO, HE'S GONNA BETRAY YOU. AND THAT'S NO GOOD.

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>>54068067
Hmm...

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>>54068146
Yoink.

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>>54068154
And it's gone.

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>>54068090
Eggman is literally a genius grandpa with many positive qualities:
>Charismatic
>Hardworking
>Active
>Outgoing
>Sociable
>Creative
>Original
>Nurturing
>Trustworthy
>Reliable
>Optimistic
>Loveable
Is there any reason not to love Eggman?

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>>54068096
Silence, Warp Spawn, all followers of the Changer of Ways expect betra...

>>54068154
>>54068167
WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS!?

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Time Pilots! That V.I.L.E. villainess Carmen Sandiego has personally stolen one of the Chaos Emeralds and hidden it somewhere in the timestream! We know what she took, but not where she hid it! If it remains in a point in history it shouldn't be in, then the damage to the timeline could be catastrophic!

You have 28 minutes to find it, or history will change FOREVER!

Initiate chronoskimmer launch sequence!

Boot up the chrono-computer! Power up the engines! Extend the temporal sequencer!

NOW GET GOING!

>>54068236
You forgot kickass theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

>>54068236
he's fat and bald

This shit is getting fruity.

>>54068260
And yet he's a Dedicated, Ambitious Mastermind, Nevermind He Even Did Grand Experiments, He's OG nigga.

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>>54068255
Greetings ma'am, may I join your fine organization and aid you in the search of this thief?

>>54067651
Eh! You can't just let your stuff lying around!

>>54068396
I don't know. That kid looks suspicious.

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>>54068396
Yes, but get moving! You only have 18 minutes left!

We know Carmen Sandiego has hidden it somewhere in 20th Century Earth! Look for an event with lots of jewels, and you may find her!

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What is going on in this thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1wXO5sQsm0

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>>54068415
AH, PERFECT, WITH THIS NEW RING I, CATHERINE VUITTON, TRULY AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN NOUVELLE TOKYO

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>>54068443
We're friends, Catherine, but we're not THAT close. If I was going to give a ring to someone, it would be someone a little...higher...on the social strata.

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>>54068479
You realize that's a FAKE chaos emerald, right?

>>54068415
DON'T WORRY! I HAVE COMPLETED THE PORTABLE INVESTIGATOR NODAL GEMSTONE ACQUISITION SYSTEM, OR P.I.N.G.A.S!

>>54068506
It's powering my chronoskimmer, so it seems to be working just fine. Nice try, porcupine.

>>54068506
No, the real fake Chaos Emeralds.

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Where is that cursed thief!

>>54068542
OH, MY P.I.N.G.A.S. IS QUIVERING, THERE IT IS!

QUICKLY, AHRIMAN, GRAB THE EMERALD!

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>>54068532
HURRY! There's only 8 minutes left! We've narrowed it down to somewhere between 1950 and 1980!

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>>54068564
>>54068574
Give me the precise co-ordinates now Robotnick!
We do not have much time!

>>54068634
Between 1950 and 1955! Look for an event with lots of jewelry! It must be somewhere!

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>>54068646
>>54068634
I managed to pinpoint it!

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>>54068255
I found it.

>>54068634
IT'S... DAMN IT! THAT FOOL HEDGEHOG HAS REVERSED THE POLARITY OF MY PINGAS! THE TIME EMERALD ENERGY IS OUT OF CONTROL!

MY BEAUTIFUL PINGAS!

I

HATE

THAT

HEDGEHOG!

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>>54068634
>>54068564
Gumshoes, we've failed! It's been 28 minutes! HISTORY IS CHANGING!

We now know that Carmen Sandiego gave the Chaos Emerald to...QUEEN ELIZABETH AT HER CORONATION!

Using the power of the Chaos Emerald, Queen Elizabeth revitalized the British Empire! She was also able to give herself something called "Geas". A.C.M.E. Scientists are looking into what this is...

...OR THEY WOULD BE, if not for the fact that A.C.M.E. time patron has been wiped from history!

Carmen Sandiego has WON!

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>>54068680
Took it back eventually, of course.

Better luck next time, gumshoes...

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>>54068680
NOT SO FAST!

CARRYING HOPE ON SILVER WINGS
AND GIVING PEACE THE GREEN LIGHT
THE BRAVE EXPRESS MIGHT GAINE
ARRIVING THROUGH TIME!

DR EGGMAN, CARMEN SANDIEGO, AZHEK AHRIMAN, YOU'D BETTER COME QUIETLY!

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>>54068680
Fools, I, Ahzek Ahriman, never lose!

Who says that /tg/ doesn't still produce quality content? Damn liars, that's who.

>>54068255
Completely unrelated, but this topic got me to google what actually happened to the people on the show after it went off the air. Through that, I found out that Lynne Thigpen, the woman behind the Chief character, passed away back in '03.

RIP, Lynne.

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>>54068834
Yeah, I knew she probably wasn't still alive. Too bad, what with NetFlix rebooting the Carmen Sandiego TV show.

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Ooh, shiny!

Can I have it? I'm starving!

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>>54068785
GIVE ME THE GEM, MORTAL QUEEN!

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For posterity.

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>>54067651
Yo, fuck that junk, We have to save Jorm's dads

>>54068933
>Mortal
She didn't need the Chaos Emerald to become imortal you know

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>>54068933
[geas]You shall be my loyal and faithful servant forevermore.[/geas]

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>>54069053
TOO LATE!

>>54069079
Oh very well, I'm sure that nothing terrible shall come of you possessing the gemstone.

Would you like to meet my cousin?

>>54069053
HEY, LADY, YOU JUST TOUCHED MY MIND IN A NO GO ZONE

THAT'S NO GOOD

>>54069021
Literally who?

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>>54069126
I CARE NOT, ULTIMATE POWER IS AT MY HAND!
CHAOS CONT....

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Hey, uh. Still hungry over here. Ya got any more of them 'Chaos Emeralds?'

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>>54069189
...ROll...?
NO! HOW CAN THIS BE?

>>54069217
Where did it go?

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>>54069217
Perhaps it had something to do with that history changing that the ACME chief said. before she was erased from time.

Oh dear...you wouldn't happen to be from the future would you?

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>>54069217
Meanwhile, in the warp

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>>54069292
...just as planned.....

>>54069292
Ironically the Chaos Emeralds are probably safest with Tzeentch. He can keep anyone else from using them, but can't use them himself. If her does, he wins, and Tzeentch literally can't win.

Well, hopefully you lads enjoyed this dumb thread, that I made on a whim after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FekLbpKr0ig

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you niggas still don't have the OG emerald...

>>54069407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Sf6TzwTnYE

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The full thread. Shrunk to 90% the size, due to image size limits.

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>>54069493
Good job m8.
This was a fun thread.

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>>54069366
I most certainly had fun, thanks for the laughs OP

This was a great read.

>>54069322
Anon I doubt the emeralds would even be a problem in 40k.
Then again they can make a lil hedgehog break the light barrier so who knows...

>>54068244
It's alright, I saw where she went!
It was to a country with a lot of blue on their flag!

>>54070407
What do the emeralds actually even do?

>>54070965
They make a mean breakfast

>>54067651

what the fuck is a yellow dragon

>>54067651
Oh, Hai Emily Georgia!

>>54068236
I appreciate your subtlety

>>54067666
fpbp, satan speaks

i dont even need to read any farther

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>>54068255
>>54068834
>>54068895
also played pic related

>>54070965
Listen, I don't think you fully comprehend just how shiny and pretty they are.
Shiny and pretty enough to kill for.

>>54068353
I see what you did here
I don't approve, but I see it

>>54070965
They turn you overpowered. No seriously, that's what they do. They are literal super sayian knockoffs in a jar but you need 7 of them.
Come to think of it, how come nobody tried using these things as a power source? Like hook it up to a generator or something if they're so stronk?

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>>54067651
>>54067666

(860)
st 8 [-20], dx 15 [100] iq 10, Ht 18 [80],
hp: 18 [20], Per 12 [10], Will 12 [10], Fp 18,

Speed 8.25
Dodge 15
Move: 2112

Enhanced move x 8 (land movement) [160]; Enhanced time sense [45]; Extra Attack +2 (Multistrike, +20%) [60]; Very Fit [15]; Hard to Kill 4 [8]; High Pain Threshold [10]; Perfect Balance [15]; Immunity to Acceleration forces [5]; Striking ST +14 [70]; Speed Talent +4 [40]; Walk on Liquid [15] Rapier wit [5], Dr Tough skin x 2 [6]; Enhanced dodge x 3 [45], Does not breath (space) [5]; Super jump x 2 [20]; Daredevil [15]; Catfall [10]; Spines long armor devisor 5, Can be used with brawl jump manover, [8]; fur [1], Extra life in some cases x3 [75]

Enemy (Dr.Ivo) [-20]; Overconfidence [-5], Sense of Duty allies/friends [-5]; Your too slow [-1]. Chili dogs [-1].

Acrobatics lvl 2 [12]; jump lvl 3 [12]; Climb lvl 0 [2]; Running lvl 2 [4]; Public Speech lvl 0 [2]; fast talk 1 [4]; Brawling lvl 2 [4], Pilot lvl 0, [2] EEEXXXTTRRREEAAMMMM SPORTS (snow boarding) lvl 1 [4], Spin dash techniqe lvl 4 (allows you to austicly ram your self via spinning on the floor towards a target using your spines as a attack) [6]; Jump kick lvl 3 [5]; Jump attack lvl 5 (as spin dash but while jumping towards your target) (7);

>>54075270
> Come to think of it, how come nobody tried using these things as a power source?
Is this nigga for real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujcjnEO-YKU

>>54075270
>Come to think of it, how come nobody tried using these things as a power source? Like hook it up to a generator or something if they're so stronk?

dude

>OP shows a picture I thought was supposed to be a diamond from the whizzard.
>Everyone on /tg/ immediately recognizes it as Sonic The Hedgehog material

Honestly, there are times when I'm glad I was raised on MS-Dos games.

>>54076939
>what are filenames

>>54070965
>>54075270
Well in Sonic Unleashed, fully depleting all 7 makes the planet crack apart. Since they are Chaos emeralds full of Chaos energy, forcibly emptying them makes the planet break apart and filling them with Chaos energy once again fixes the planet...broken is the natural state of the planet due to entropy, and intact is an affront to the natural order.
The Chaos Emeralds are entropic sinks. Use them, and things will literally never fall apart on you.

>>54077389
So they're literally the exact opposite of Nurg's thing? A Nurgle repellent basically.

>>54069292
this image but the laughing god owns 2 of them and 1 of them is with the emperor.

>>54077478
Artifacts of Stasis. Instead of everything being chaotic and changing all the time, you use them to make sure everything stays the same.

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I CLEHM CHEOS EMAHREHLD FOR TEH EMPRAH

>>54080024
Boreale, you're late! Did you get lost in the Warp again?

>>54080040
WE HAV FEHLED TEH EMPRAH!
WE MUST WITHDRAW!

>>54069316
FUCK

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>>54076893
Lel

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>>54067651
chuckles

>>54068096
Sonic speaking ruined Sonic.
He should never have spoken.

He was way cooler as a mute character.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRaly9tk8v0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yw9resQolc

>>54082834
He was much better with BLUE ARMS

>>54082834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTgJRsbI5k

>>54067651
I honestly thought that was from Crash bandicoot before I saw the filename

>>54083724
Me too.

>>54073953
feanor was the original robotnik

noldornik? eggnoldor?

>>54083724

Nah its a gem from spyro the dragon.

>>54067930
The Omnitoaster laughed,
>Forgetting something, Tzeentch?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzhYN5TcRzw

>>54077848
So a Nurgle wet dream?

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Sorry guys. But you're all wrong. That emerald's a fake. I took it three threads ago.

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>>54081990
flexes his knuckles

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>>54067651
Stand aside and let the Hong Kong Cavaliers are here to-oh shit it's already gone. Can we use the oscillation overthruster to breach into the dimension of Chaos?

Something tells me the Blue Blaze Irregulars should sit this one out.

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>>54067651